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Seen, can we now see his certificate? sahara reporters are just doing everything they can to wash this scandal off GMB, but we Nigerians are wiser now. #wewanttoseeyourcertificatebuhari#

oloworulz:
who be dis daft? Na wetin he serve ur papa

Look at this demented and frustrated tout.

Magymagz:
Fnx...nah...nt a fresher..on my wae out..in my finals

Okk... a big congratulations to you FYB.

oloworulz:
ode jati jati

See your life? he served you the same dose you gave to him and you resorted to insults. Next time don't start what you can't finish.

Lagusta:
You were not there when he created jobs for the Lagos youths.....

So just shut up and tell your GEJ to start packing his bags as he gets ready to crawl to otuoke where he belongs

Which job? bros stop lying OK, its not good for your health.

Can someone pls remind Tinubu that he did not do ANYTHING as governor of Lagos state.

Alcatraz001:
Noted.

Bros be careful o, don't go and die just because of Buhari and Gej matter o. Na who born me well to go look for a person that bears 'Caesar' as a name? and you are even planning on going to his house and area. Go come o.

strangehooligan:
girl

OK, this your moniker though.

strangehooligan:
Clearance today.
Good luck to everyone else doing theirs today, i pray we all have a stress free clearance.

Your pic is kinda confusing, you a guy or girl? just want to know.

strangehooligan:
Aiit tnx.
Btw, If i can't be at uniben by the time(9am) written on my clearance slip is that gonna affect my clearance? Like... Am i gonna be sent back and asked to come another day?

Nope.

Magymagz, are you a fresher too? Lovely pic you've got there or should I say lovely and beautiful face

strangehooligan:
Pls does anyone have an idea where i can get a NABTEB scratch card? I'm using my NABTEB result for my clearance tomorrow and i still haven't been able to find a card and i'm gonna need to submit one tomorrow.

You can get your nabteb card at their office in Benin, I think their office is at agbor park side, that's Ikpoba hill area.

strangehooligan:
Pls does anyone have an idea where i can get a NABTEB scratch card? I'm using my NABTEB result for my clearance tomorrow and i still haven't been able to find a card and i'm gonna need to submit one tomorrow.

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strangehooligan:
Pls does anyone have an idea where i can get a NABTEB scratch card? I'm using my NABTEB result for my clearance tomorrow and i still haven't been able to find a card and i'm gonna need to submit one tomorrow.

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KwoiZabo:
BUHARI FORGETS HIS VP CANDIDATE'S NAME

*speech - Buhari: ... our bise-fresidential candidate frofessor Yemi ...osinbade *

Behind the scene

Amaechi - O boy this man don cast today again O

Rochas - Hope say PDP camera no catch that thing o

Buhari - Amaechi felease where is the next flace we are going for campaign.

Rochas - "speaks in Igbo" Nwokem shut up there Ana ekwu nke imere eme i chokwa ime ozo

Ngige - "shakes head" and tells Buhari - Ana a brought gi up gi na a brought onwe gi down . (If we are trying to bring you up you will be bringing yourself down)

APC trying to package the illiterate mallam since Dec. 8 2014.

hahahaha..... following Sharperly as fly dey follow shit..... lol.

Proudly bluess

Patrictemmy:
As the presidential Election
approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons
against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of
Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT
they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another
4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND
BAD GOVERNANCE.
UP GMB UP MAN U

Guy make you rest na, even buhari wey dey contest don sleep. why spamming all threads with this nonsense na

pDude:
Well, my mum is fat . Patience J is fat too. So I guess calling both of them hippopotamus is only fair

I won't take offense

pDude:
Well, my mum is fat . Patience J is fat too. So I guess calling both of them hippopotamus is only fair

I won't take offense

good then

pDude:


They are eating, drinking, marrying and making merry while people are hungry, dying in droves and being sacked from their homes by Boko Haram.

Like his Hippopotamus wife said, dia ris Goddy o

just the same way I can call your mom a hippopotamus.

ayocool:
This happens to me till date.. Sometimes when am somewhere or doing something. Could be just about anything or event, I'll just feel av been in that moment, situation, scene or environment before. The faces and things i see wont just be new to me.. There is always an unusual feeling of the body during this time. What i do usually is i try to close my eyes and think if maybe it was in a dream or how come things seems to be repeating, I would get short flash backs that i dont even understand but similar to the present. Whatever i can pick from there, i do it reality. If i see myself leaving a certain place in the flashback, I will immediately get out of where i am. Or from the flashbacks I will just know if someone am meeting is up to evil or good.

Seems you are my twin brother. Right there I will be telling myself the next thing that will happen. so weird.

IcucaLAZ:
thank you. can i also try to go and correct it in waec office i heard it takes time, that's before i reach final year.

If it's possible to do why not Just go and correct it then, no matter how long it takes, I don't think it is going to be up to 2years. good luck.

IcucaLAZ:
anyone can reply dz abeg. I'm a uniben st'dent going to 300l health edu, nd i jst realiz my DOB on waec and eligibility z different. Wat shold I do? Even fresher can repli me.

Fear not bro, you will know what to do maybe during final clearance.

IcucaLAZ:
plz are u trying to say one's admission can only be withdrawn if it was forged. And nt due 2 to discrepancy in the documents.

Yes

Godwin10:
Y na dey para na...
You in school premises already?

No bros, Ay told me that staylites are not allowed into the halls of residence, so my guy I just chilax for lag.

odizeey:
my guy no dey argue, na WHR u know reach you fit talk o

bros I don keep quiet since o.

Agrika:
She is so pretty, looks like me but I fine pass her

Lol, upload your pic na

naijaboiy:
Ok o..dey use style advertise

Hahahaha.... guy na my sweetheart be that o, not advertising anybody o.

Op I believe you to an extent cause the one on my profile is an introvert and she exhibit all the qualities you listed there.

Godwin10:
Longstride and Mexyz….

Oga Uniben blog I greet you.

Longstride:
I still stand my ground that I know you more than you know me...I know you enough to know that you don't know much about clearance..but I love your helping spirit..and BTW you've never seen me ....sayonara

Lol, guy you funny o. You know me enough to know that I don't know anything about clearance? will you argue with me if I tell you that I am not a student?

Longstride:
wrong again sir...I've known you for more than a year,..both online and off.. Mickey has shown you to me and I have seen you around a lot after that.
it is you that doesn't know who you speak to.

okk, I still stand my ground sdthat you don't know me, we have seen each other which is good but that does not mean we know each other. Take care.

Longstride:
wrong again sir...I've known you for more than a year,..both online and off.. Mickey has shown you to me and I have seen you around a lot after that.
it is you that doesn't know who you speak to.

okk, I still stand my ground that you don't know me, we have seen each other which is good but that does not mean we know each other. Take care.