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Politics / Re: Tinubu Finally Admits Buhari Has No Certificate? by mgbeketoto: 10:35pm On Jan 30, 2015
HOW DID THIS DUMB, SENSATIONALIST THREAD GET TO FRONT PAGE WITH LESS THAN 4 POSTS? embarassed
One 'MOD-WHORRRE' high on TINUBU'S CRACK ASSSS FUMES I SWIA!!! cry

I can smell it!

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Politics / Re: Former Governor Donald Duke Disgraces Jonathan For Not Developing South-South by mgbeketoto: 10:30pm On Jan 30, 2015
True, but IRRELEVANT now!
He was too busy PAYING TITHES TO OBJ who put him in power.
Now that OBJ has abandoned him. . . . he will concentrate.
After all, his $20 billion is safely in OTU-OKE!!!! grin

By the way. . . WHAT DID THE SOUTH-SOUTH GOVERNORS do with their allocations?
GEJ takes care of FEDERAL MATTERS. . . not STATE MATTERS!

Thanks DONALD 'DUCK'! BACK TO YOUR GOVERNORS!!!kiss

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Finally Admits Buhari Has No Certificate? by mgbeketoto: 10:28pm On Jan 30, 2015
toxiflam:

Lol, ur moniker though

It is a 'french' name! wink

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Family / Re: Money Given To A Wife By Her Husband Is Called What.. by mgbeketoto: 10:25pm On Jan 30, 2015
Payment of 'services'! kiss

House ashawo vs street ashawo no difference abi? grin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Finally Admits Buhari Has No Certificate? by mgbeketoto: 10:20pm On Jan 30, 2015
toxiflam:

Na only u carry the whole politics matter, I dey struggle to keep up with you self

Why not?
Please, keep up!
We only have 2 weeks of PEACE. . .then THE REAL MADNESS WILL START!

Nigeria go SHUT DOWN WITH WHICH EVER LOOTER WINS!
My AMERICAN BED NEVER FELT ANY SWEETER, I TELL YA!!! grin

Election of LOOTOCRATS dey sweeeet do much!!! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Finally Admits Buhari Has No Certificate? by mgbeketoto: 10:14pm On Jan 30, 2015
From one FORGER to another! grin
GENERAL OLODO/F9 in MATH AND 'PLANK' WORK!!!
OANDO filling stations must be drying up.
This election na do or die for TINUBU and the WEST I swia!!!! grin

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Accuse Presidency Of Rigging Jonathan-buhari Poll by mgbeketoto: 10:13pm On Jan 30, 2015
Adminisher:


Even though Omokri hurriedly closed it, a close win for Jonathan means a big win for Buhari at the elections. Millions of his supporters don't know what internet is but they have PVCs. The poll is actually within a demographic that Jonathan should have the advantage and since he is struggling there then it is easy to conclude that he is going to be roundly disgraced at the elections.


Well. . . till then! kiss
Politics / Re: Pdp Has Done It Again by mgbeketoto: 10:12pm On Jan 30, 2015
Muhehehehehe
Wetin happen to all the PAWAFOOL BABALAWO FOR LAGOS AND OGUN STATES?
Na only money dem fit see. . . .? No rain? cheesy

Yeye de boom!
Politics / Re: Nigerians Accuse Presidency Of Rigging Jonathan-buhari Poll by mgbeketoto: 10:09pm On Jan 30, 2015
HACKER JAM HACKER!!!

Let the games continue!!!

May the best HACKER WIN! grin
No one can beat THE WEST with FRAUD. . .with BABALAWO plus MAGUN!!!
Go and vote. . .LEAVE OJORO POLLS ALONE!
Shior!!!
Family / Re: Shakira Gives Birth To Second Child In Barcelona by mgbeketoto: 10:05pm On Jan 30, 2015
Those hips really need a younger dude I swear.
No old man can survive it! cheesy
Rock on gal fren. . . get your groove on!
No fake marriage necessary!
All you need is your own bank account and a sperm-donor!
Welcome to feminism 001! kiss

Congratulations for having all your children with ONE SPERM DONOR! kiss
Politics / Re: I Insist, There Will Be Problem If Jonathan Loses — Tompolo by mgbeketoto: 10:01pm On Jan 30, 2015
Apparently, not only TINUBU is high this week! cheesy
Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Campaign In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by mgbeketoto: 8:41pm On Jan 30, 2015
Hmmmmm!!!!

I hope all the CROWDZZZZ wey we don dey see for all these campaign stunts get PVC oooooooh?

Shaaaaaaai!!!

NAIJA pipo sabi PHOCK and BORN sha!!!!
Ebola can't touch this lai lai!!!! grin
Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari Murders English Language, Again by mgbeketoto: 8:24pm On Jan 30, 2015
Like mother like daughter!
IBB CONCUBINE! cheesy

Asssssawo "kunu"! cheesy
Na who dey pay fees and rent for UK?

IBB!!!!! cheesy
Politics / Re: Did You Watch Tinubu At The Lagos Apc Presidential Rally Today? by mgbeketoto: 8:20pm On Jan 30, 2015
kay1one:
[size=14pt]Afee cee! Drug barons, certificate forgers, presidential debate dodgers etc! Gej till whenever! [/size]

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

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Family / Re: Girls Married Before 19 Or 20 Should Be Made Illegal....especially In The North by mgbeketoto: 8:16pm On Jan 30, 2015
Tell GENERAL YERIMA BUHARI that! cheesy

BOTH wives were UNDER 15 when he started MOUNTING AND GRAZING THEM!!!! grin
Family / Re: St Nicholas Hospital Lagos In Search Of Accident Victim’s Relative - Photo by mgbeketoto: 8:12pm On Jan 30, 2015
tete7000:


Uhmm! Na wa for you o

Na lie I tok? cheesy
Politics / Re: Did You Watch Tinubu At The Lagos Apc Presidential Rally Today? by mgbeketoto: 7:56pm On Jan 30, 2015
Muhehehehe!!!!

Laffing from my pedicure bowl! cheesy
Free GANJA for HAAAAY FEEEEE SHEEEEE NLanders!!!!! cheesy
Family / Re: St Nicholas Hospital Lagos In Search Of Accident Victim’s Relative - Photo by mgbeketoto: 3:29pm On Jan 30, 2015

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Politics / Re: Heavy Fighting For Michika As Troops Retake Monguno by mgbeketoto: 3:28pm On Jan 30, 2015
How did 'Tuaregs' get into Nigeria? grin
Politics / Re: If Jonathan Loses, Nigeria Will Break - Tompolo Insists by mgbeketoto: 3:26pm On Jan 30, 2015
Threats and counter threats!
Buhari say. . . Tompolo say.
Nonsense!

The Nigerian masses are hungry and really do not care!!!! kiss
Politics / Re: Murtala Foundation Offers Buhari Fresh Opportunity To Debate With Jonathan by mgbeketoto: 3:17pm On Jan 30, 2015
Let us hear their excuses this time that an 'almajiri' foundation has offered to help! cheesy

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Politics / Re: "There Will Be Bloodshed If 2015 Elections Are Rigged" - Buhari! by mgbeketoto: 3:13pm On Jan 30, 2015
‘the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood”,

Yet he can't debate! grin
Politics / Re: Picture Of A Senior Citizen Carrying An Enlarged Pic Of Buhari @ Lagos APC Rally by mgbeketoto: 3:10pm On Jan 30, 2015
Senior citizens for senior citizens! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Waec Confirms They Dont Have Buhari's Certificate by mgbeketoto: 3:07pm On Jan 30, 2015
We know.
But na 'GENERAL' na.
Please, excuse 'im! cheesy
Politics / Re: Nigerians Support Buhari’s Decision To Boycott Debate by mgbeketoto: 3:05pm On Jan 30, 2015
Yes o!
F9 in Math
P10 in English.

HAAAY FEEEE SSSSHEEEEE!!!! cheesy

Na who wan hear all that rubbish for debate sef? grin

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Family / Re: 13 Things You Can Do To Make An Introvert Feel Loved by mgbeketoto: 2:59pm On Jan 30, 2015
If you be introvert, you nor go love yasef? undecided
Family / Re: St Nicholas Hospital Lagos In Search Of Accident Victim’s Relative - Photo by mgbeketoto: 2:51pm On Jan 30, 2015
tete7000:


Explain yourself, we don't understand your terminology


Da tin wey dey for that man nose nor be wetin dem dey take treat pesin wey dey for 'coma' o! wink

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Family / Re: St Nicholas Hospital Lagos In Search Of Accident Victim’s Relative - Photo by mgbeketoto: 2:44pm On Jan 30, 2015
chimoz:

It can be used for coma patients once the muscles of respiration are functioning and the airway is clear.

A person in a COMA has adequate respiratory functioning? shocked
When the brain is not working properly? shocked
I hope you are not a 'NATIVE DOCTOR' o? cheesy
People wey dey coma need artificial airway o!!! embarassed

This na the CHANGE we una dey talk about for Naija? cheesy

Na Fashola 'HOSPITAL' be dis? shocked

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Politics / Re: Buhari And Team Pictured Enjoying Breakfast As They Prepare For Lagos Rally by mgbeketoto: 2:37pm On Jan 30, 2015
GGfadar:



MUST U ACT LIKE SOMEONE ELSE ?
DO U SEE AMERICANS POUNDING YAM ? OR
EUROPEANS MAKING AMALA ?
A CHINESE MAN EATS LIZARDS TILL DATE.

so what's your problem with plantain n egg as breakfast..


4KN HYPOCRITE...................

WHO KNOWS WHAT UR BREAKFAST SMELLS OR LOOKS LIKE........



ASHYEREEEE cheesy

Why are you exposing your I & S? embarassed
Is breakfast not an English word?
Are you not copying someone else speaking, reading and writing ENGLISH from birth to death?
Mumu! cheesy
Politics / Re: Heavy Rain in TBS , Surulere Stadium that brooms cant sweep, God Angry With APC? by mgbeketoto: 2:29pm On Jan 30, 2015
When is EEEEEEE coming to Delta State na? wink
Politics / Re: Heavy Rain in TBS , Surulere Stadium that brooms cant sweep, God Angry With APC? by mgbeketoto: 2:23pm On Jan 30, 2015
No SAFTIKATE.
No Campaign debate.
Heavy rain.

See sufferhead? cheesy

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Family / Re: St Nicholas Hospital Lagos In Search Of Accident Victim’s Relative - Photo by mgbeketoto: 2:18pm On Jan 30, 2015
In a 'COMA' with mere NASAL CANULA for oxygen therapy? shocked
Tufiakwa!!!!! cry
Nigeria is truly a jungle in the 21st century.
What a DISGRACE! embarassed

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