Calling my mama to conFAM!

Hallelujah!
Urhobo-Itsekiri. . . BACK TO WARRI. . . .FOR THE NEXT 16 YEARS!
Amen!!!!

UDUAGHAN. . .THANK YOU!
Carry ya wor-wor face go back to WARRI!
Amen.

idechinyelu:

please, who won Delta pdp gubernatorial primaries

My mama say dem still dey count votes o!
E be like say dem wan 'ANNOINT' EDEBVIE!
Obuh is still lobbying!

16 years A SLAVE under URHOBO-ITSEKIRI RULE IN ASABA!
ANOTHER 8 YEARS WITH ANOTHER URHOBO/ITSEKIRI TOUT?
Tufiaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!!

omicron:
Keenly following Delta State...

Uduaghan has given it to ANOTHER URHOBO MAN!
Let us see who will be.

Reason? DELTA NORTH IS NOT UNITED!

Ha!

URHOBO AND ITSEKIRI BORN TO RULE TOUTS!
Time for APC IN DELTA STATE. . . FOR REAL!

YES!

You only have to "AKS" me one time!

I already gat both!
Hallelujah!

Na wetin I wan take the NIGERIAN-BOKO-HARAM citizenship do?

I expected many BUSH Nigerian comments on this kind of thread.
A man feels good about himself and decides to show it to the world. . . .
Some 'cyber' nonentities are busy TIARRRIN dia pants on his behalf.

Some sexxx-starved, NAIRALAND, CHRISTIAN, UNPHOCKABLE, OLD-CARGO-PRUDISH LOCAL BABES. . . AND SOME AKI+PAWPAW OKORO-DWARFISH, BLOKOS WITH FUSED-BALLS-OF-DUDES on NL be hating ke!

Na who sen una message?
Na for hia una wan preach morality from dati una 'dorty BIBLE' for CHRISTIAN PSYCHOS?

Na by force to click on the thread?
LOCAL TINZ!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

*saving my copy jare. . . . nice CALABAR package! may I never see it at FULL GUN SHOT SALUTE. . . . . iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!thank you darling IYANYAN for letting your SLEEPING 'DOG' LIE!*

Fool me once. . . shame on you!
Fool me twice. . . .?

Yeye woman!
Serves her azzzzzze right!
A fool in 'love' is always the most pathetic fool!

Make she 'DIE' dia!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3x5DOU4GVI

Not applicable!

Did he expect sex NEVER TO DEPRECIATE?

EMOTIONS AND SEXUAL CHEMISTRY CHANGE IN ALL RELATIONSHIPS. . . .ONLY LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP GROW!
You can NEVER GO BACK TO THE PAST. . . .You ONLY HAVE THE FUTURE!!!!
He must have got married to this lady with all her faults and still said 'I DO' to proceed with the marriage.
Your 'friend' is becoming 'restless' in his marriage.
It is understandable!

What I don't understand is WHY HE HAS TO DISCUSS HIS FAMILY AFFAIRS WITH YOU!
If a man or woman cannot sit down and communicate with 'the spouse'. . .it is a sign of FAILURE!!!!!
You need to let him LAY on his bed. . . .JUST THE WAY HE MADE IT!
For better, for worse!

WHATEVER DECISIONS HE CHOOSES TO MAKE WILL AFFECT HIS FAMILY FOR BETTER FOR WORSE!
Not your business. . . .SERIOUSLY!
Life will go on. . . .NEITHER WILL HE BE THE FIRST. . . NOR THE LAST TO GO FROM 'I DO' to 'I DON'T'!

Obladi. . . Oblada. . . LIFE GOES ON!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU5h2izGG-Y

Hmmmmmmmm. . . .
Here goes:
They did not have to take pictures for real!
A simple thanksgiving service would have spared us this 'traumatic view'!
But a WEIGHT-LOSS program should be in effect for the whole family!
IMMEDIATELY!

How the 'rotund sperm cells' could swim up to fertilize the 'robust egg cells'. . . is pure WONDERMENT!

PUZZLING QUESTIONS:

*If they were married in 2012. . . . WHERE DID THAT 'SAVIOR JESUS' boy come from?*
*Is the lady wearing a dress or a 'valentine maternity gown'?

If anyone plots to kill GEJ. . . it would be from Bayelsa State!
From his own village!

The 'Opposition'. . . abi na 'THE INITIATIVE' does not need to resort to violence to gerrrid of GEJ!
All that is needed is to CAPITALIZE ON THE ILLITERACY OF THE PDP POLITICAL TOUTS!

Since most of the members of PDP cannot read. . .or understand that the political climate is unfavorable to them at the moment and FOREVER. . . . . . . .? That . . . . . . .[size=20pt]The 3-D DUNCE of OTUOKE[/size] has been used/dumped by OBJ to foster OBJ's own political and socio-economic agenda?

GEJ and his political miscalculations will die natural deaths. . . .

So, E.K Clark. . . . .please, respect your age and not YOUR BLOKOS SIZE!
Thanks!

So, this man will claim to be a MUSLIM?
Sounds more like a CHRISTIAN PSYCHO who converted at the 99th hour!
Shior!@

THE WEST BETRAYS THE EAST AGAIN!
Monkey must always pursue banana!

*OBJ. . . gradually shifting to APC*

After GEJ don pay tithes to OBJ AND ANENIH finish?
What a rip-off!

I still cannot figure out how this woman won any beauty pageant anywhere in this world.
Her co-contestants must have been EGGGGZTREMELY UGLY. . .or NO WOMAN FROM EASTERN OR SOUTHERN NIGERIA contested that year!
Nansenzzzzzzzzzzzze!

[size=20pt]SHE IS NOT SHINING NATIN!!!! SHE WOR WOR!. . . . witi her 'ben-ben' mouth? [/size]

[size=20pt]A shoulder-length afro? [/size]

Is that possible?
Abi na BABOON she be?
African hair nor dey do afro reach SHOULDER O1
Na for neck the 'fro' dey stop!
Shior!

Chibok don reach London?
Abi na BOKO HARAM don set up base for dia?

Missing girl? For 4 days?
Hmmmmmm
Hope she did not run away from 'fryIN pan to FAYA'?

Children nor go kill us sha!
Na which kain wahala be dis for CHRISTMAS season? Hiahn!!!

wierdpsycho:


True...... your username tho

You nor sabi say na MGBEKETOTOS full for NL?
VILLAGE POOHSIES!

prince3009:


It is only in naija that women wear bikini ontop of tights (leggings) and enter swimming pool. @photo, nothing sexy about it...they look like a bunch of clothed buffaloes in water.

African 'modesty'!
The AFRICAN CHRISTIAN WIFE'S point of view!

Na bikini dem wear or AGBADA inside the 'fish-pond'?

OP, you nor know wetin 'bikini' mean abi?

Oya KONTINU!
Mtchewwww!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9UR6GvAVfQ

Suzyky4u:


You wey tall, where is your keke?

Na competition to get 'asssident' ni?

Short man iin a "jeep"?
Hmmmmm. . . .
It is well!

Oh!
The father is also present.
*post edited*

Where could she have gone?
Hope she was not kidnapped too?

naijaboiy:

Hmmm,,sorry o

Maybe I didn't understand your point.

Good luck in your marriage

Yeah!
Thanks!

Those 2 FRUMPY-FUGLY WESTERN GIRLS should have their faces REMOVED from the Nigerian archives!

I will go with AGBANI. . . .
She deserves the #1 Spot!
Amen.

The same 'pregnant' women. . . after they bring forth the almighty 'fruits of the womb and blokos'!

All na pro-choice abi?

This is what MARRIAGE is all about!!!!!
Keeping the certificate, the love, the family. . . . .and the friendship!!!!
Screw the SEX!
LEWINSKIES can do that!!!!

DID YOU SEE THE RING STILL ON BILL CLINTON'S FINGER?
It shuts the world up. . . ALWAYS!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmFguiHC0Uo

Hope she was not kidnapped and rap-ed?

Why the 'sketchy' angle of the narrative?

Glad she is safe. . .and QUESTIONABLY SOUND!

This TRIBE AGAIN?

There is nothing like NICE in any relationship!
No one stays NICE for ever!
We all become EMOTIONAL VAMPIRES. . . sucking each other's blood DRY!!!

wierdpsycho:

In the western world? maybe
in NIGERIA? I dont think so

I agree.
Nigeria is quite a different kettle of worms!

SAMBARRY:
Mgbeketoto haaaa fear God o.shebi yesterday your husband cook rice and peppery stew and 2eggs and 2meat and now you are talking about boring marriage when your husband is doing all he can to spice up your marriage without even helping him in the kitchen o




tell me which naija man in Nigeria will do that


lol

Nne. . . I chop that MALU PLATE OF RICE 4 times yesterday o. . . . The food be like 'THE LAST SUPPER' wey Jesus cook ke!
The food nor gree finish welehi-telehi!


First of all. . . .ANY MAN THAT CANNOT COOK. . . .I cannot deal with! No matter how big his blokos is!
And he even brought it to the bedroom for me in a tray without asking for sex! He knows I will REFUSE!!!!!
Not interested. . . .and he has my permission TO SEEK SEXUAL FAVORS ANYWHERE HE SO CHOOSES. . . from WOMEN OR MALES OR ANIMALS!!!!
Whatever floats his damn boat! I am not interested!

But, he has been doing that since we got married. . . .Very normal.
Nothing new there jare!
I still prefer SLEEPING IN SEPARATE BEDROOMS!
I don't think changing the man will improve all these!
The laws of diminishing returns have set in.

In 3 hours, he will carry his wahala and go to work. . . . Hallelujah!

I love the certificate. . . BUT NOT THE MARRIAGE INSTITUTION.
It shows I have graduated from A RITE OF PASSAGE. . . AND IT FEELS GOOD!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYW1YmfOHIM

okangaijele:
what do you expect from an average Yoruba man? Cowards they are!!!!

OP!
You want Fashola to go against 'THE GOD FATHER' of Lagos State Drug Empire?

PDP LOSERS!
More to GO!

END OF THEIR RACES!

Let us clap for E is for 'EFFORT'!

They have made the news on NL!