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Politics / Re: Buhari Asked To Be Replaced? by mgbeketoto: 12:42pm On Jan 29, 2015
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Politics / Re: Breakingnews: WAEC Says It Has No Records On Buhari [letter Included] by mgbeketoto: 12:41pm On Jan 29, 2015
cjrane:


Why can't Buhari admit that he never went to secondary school?
Why all these lies and deceit?

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Politics / Re: Breakingnews: WAEC Says It Has No Records On Buhari [letter Included] by mgbeketoto: 12:40pm On Jan 29, 2015
This matter still dey on? cheesy
Family / Re: Should I Kill My DAD??? by mgbeketoto: 12:35pm On Jan 29, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Mgbeketoto another one Don arrive o.come and put mouth. I don taya

I don answer am o! grin

mgbeketoto:
Instead of killing a 'nuisance'. . . .
Why don't you get a job. . .ANY JOB LEGITIMATELY. . .
You last sister is 19. . .
You are in your 20s. . . . YOU ARE AN ADULT! kiss
Family / Re: Man Saves For 10 Years To Buy His Wife A Fridge. by mgbeketoto: 12:29pm On Jan 29, 2015
SAMBARRY:
She no fit run go lagos with her lover ni grin



God punish poverty cheesy

Naaaaaaaaa. . . .she is too used to poverty.
This one can NEVER be liberated.
Most 'sharp' babes don run after 6 months. . . NOT 10 YEARS with one FRIDGE inside some Calcutta BOONDOCKS!
Family / Re: Sex Secrets Of Nigerian Wife In The US Uploaded To Youtube by mgbeketoto: 12:24pm On Jan 29, 2015
all4naija:
Is janitor not a human being?!

A human being to be phocked by 'fellow JANITORS' only!
Thanks!

Just goes to show the woman has NO TASTE! grin
This is the most DISGUSTING part.
A common JANITOR-JIGOLO? grin

Tufiakwa.

If you follow 'trash-collector'. . . .trash go follow you ke!
SERVES HER RRRRRIGHT!!!! kiss

The husband MUST BE A TAXI DRIVER. . . . ! embarassed

I think has 'self-esteem' issues FROM BIRTH!. . . . .APROKO NURSE!!!! cheesy
Family / Re: Man Saves For 10 Years To Buy His Wife A Fridge. by mgbeketoto: 12:19pm On Jan 29, 2015
SAMBARRY:
certainly grin

I don't think so. . .

Elopement nor come in for hia o!
E be like say POVERTY na inheritance for this whole village!
So, where she wan elope go? cheesy

You nor read say na the man first get 'fridge' for im village? shocked
Family / Re: 3-month-old Baby Found Inside Sack Bag In Lagos by mgbeketoto: 12:17pm On Jan 29, 2015
SAMBARRY:
mo grab grin

but which kind of wickedness is that. She even wrap pikin inside polythene bag like say na tomatoes. Nawa o


Wickedness?
Far from it. . .
Remember the 'free will' clause? wink

One man's CURSE. . . is another man's BLESSING!
One woman's CURSE. . . is another woman's BLESSING!

Fruits of the womb can be TRASHES of the womb too!!!

I love it! grin

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Family / Re: 3-month-old Baby Found Inside Sack Bag In Lagos by mgbeketoto: 12:11pm On Jan 29, 2015
SAMBARRY:
abortion is a sin so is d and c and other pregnancy preventive mechanism grin

Too late for all this.

A wanted pregnancy can become AN UNWANTED CHILD.
Shey o grab? wink

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Family / Re: Sex Secrets Of Nigerian Wife In The US Uploaded To Youtube by mgbeketoto: 12:09pm On Jan 29, 2015
litetias:

That janitor is probably receiving more pay per hour than you receive in a full month so stfu on that.
If your wife is a career woman there is the likelihood she has a lover at her workplace since she spends a lot of time there. That's what we call double lives.

An 'AGBE-KPO' has written.
May your dreams come true. . . .A FULL-TIME MGBEKE HOUSEWIFE breeding children for you BY YOUR HOUSEBOY!!!

Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! kiss
Family / Re: Man Saves For 10 Years To Buy His Wife A Fridge. by mgbeketoto: 12:05pm On Jan 29, 2015
SAMBARRY:
this is not a matter of generator. What if she elopes with another guy that will buy her a house in banana island.orisirisi cheesy

Are we still on the same thread? cheesy

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Family / Re: 3-month-old Baby Found Inside Sack Bag In Lagos by mgbeketoto: 11:49am On Jan 29, 2015
From PRO-LIFE to PRO-CHOICE!
No problem. grin

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Family / Re: Sex Secrets Of Nigerian Wife In The US Uploaded To Youtube by mgbeketoto: 11:43am On Jan 29, 2015
Nmeri17:
for one second I thought it was u. till I saw"Washington DC"

I for laugh u scarra grin

Na only laugh you go laff abi? Wetin else you can fit to do? cheesy
If any man try dat kain tin for my body. . .
I go even post more toto pictures for the world to see!

You wan try me?
Blackmail nor go work for my 'mental illness'!
Na only CHRISLAMIC HYPOCRITICAL whores like this 'ashawo-nurse' wife fit go dey PHOCK common HOSPITAL 'PO-CARRYAAA'. . . .AGBEPO fit suffer this kain disgrace!
I can never stoop so low darling! cheesy

I go even post more. . . . cool


She nor get taste at all. . . TUFIAAAKWA!!!!

"BLESSED ART THE HAPPILY MARRIED IN CHRIST". . . .muchechechecheche

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Family / Re: Man Saves For 10 Years To Buy His Wife A Fridge. by mgbeketoto: 11:34am On Jan 29, 2015
I hope the woman did not die before getting the frigde? cheesy

Hope he has a geNAHrator? cheesy
Politics / Re: APC May Also Be Manipulating Nairaland "Likes" by mgbeketoto: 11:32am On Jan 29, 2015
Na today. . .
Why do you think that tribe is #1 in FRAUD? cheesy

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Family / Re: Why We Cheat On Our Spouses – Abuja Residents by mgbeketoto: 11:27am On Jan 29, 2015
[size=20pt]Chiemela who described marriage as “one difficult school you cannot graduate from till you die,’’ stated that the only way to escape was to stay single.[/size]


I could not have put it better! kiss
But you have to taste marriage to REALLY UNDERSTAND THIS! grin

The marriage SHYTE is soooooooo boring. . . . .

You can NEVER spice it up. . . especially after 10 years. . . . UNLESS YOU USE THE 'JESUS JUJU' aka HYPNOSIS!!!! cheesy
Tufiakwa!
I can never indulge in such a greater nuisance!!!! grin

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Family / Re: How Do I Get Rid Of Scorpions In My Apartment by mgbeketoto: 11:20am On Jan 29, 2015
Are you sure you know what a scorpion is? undecided


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyyVrMQg7EM
Politics / Re: GEJ So Afraid Of GMB... by mgbeketoto: 11:19am On Jan 29, 2015
Yes o!
A PEDO-PHILE needs to be feared! grin
AISSSSSSHA YERIMA, HOW OLD WERE YOU? grin
Politics / Re: Atiku Makes The First Public Appearance At Buhari’s Campaign Rally (see Photo) by mgbeketoto: 11:17am On Jan 29, 2015
Sorry daddy!
I love you BUT not HAAAAAAY FEEEEE CEEEEEE!!!!
Thanks for supporting YOUR OWN PEOPLE!!!
Time to support minezzzzzzz!!!

GEJ. . . till 2019! kiss

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Family / Re: Should I Kill My DAD??? by mgbeketoto: 11:12am On Jan 29, 2015
Instead of killing a 'nuisance'. . . .
Why don't you get a job. . .ANY JOB LEGITIMATELY. . .
You last sister is 19. . .
You are in your 20s. . . . YOU ARE AN ADULT! kiss
Family / Re: Father Kills Himself After Seeing Nu.de Playboy Photos Of 18 Year Old Daughter by mgbeketoto: 11:09am On Jan 29, 2015
Sick dude! undecided
An 18 year old is an adult by ALL STANDARDS!

Goooooooooood riddance!
Prolly a 'PEDO' committing suicide for his sins! kiss

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Family / Re: Have You Had Experiences With Fake Or Bad Friends, Please Share Them by mgbeketoto: 11:06am On Jan 29, 2015
Sorry. . .I don't keep 'friends'. . .
I love my 'alone' time tooooooo much!
We fit jam for outside.
No one is permitted IN MY HOME! kiss
I don't visit either!

As long as I have my ROKU3, life is SPLENDA!!!! cool

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Family / Re: What A Friend!!!!! by mgbeketoto: 11:03am On Jan 29, 2015
Life in AFRICA na waya!
Primitive issues for primitive minds! grin

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Politics / Re: Nairaland Presidential Poll: Buhari Or Jonathan? by mgbeketoto: 11:00am On Jan 29, 2015
GEJ!!!!

No NORTH-WEST alliance!!!! kiss
TWA!
Politics / Re: Presidential Debate Postponed Till February 8th, 2015 by mgbeketoto: 10:35am On Jan 29, 2015
HAAAAAY FEEEEEE CEEEEEEE!!!! grin

FEEEEEE ZEEEEEEE FEEEEEEEE!!!! grin
Politics / Re: Afenifere Denies Backing Jonathan, Says Performance Not Worth Endorsing by mgbeketoto: 10:32am On Jan 29, 2015
heywhytech1:
. But you win this election with only SS votes, mind you this election is for Nigeria President not Biafra ooooo:GEJ with fake Endorsement.

It is better to lose than to involve SW! kiss
No GENETIC traitors in our camp please! kiss
Family / Re: 10 Types Of Husband In Nigeria by mgbeketoto: 10:31am On Jan 29, 2015
Most NIGERIAN husbands are in the #4 'TU BABA' category o! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Denies Backing Jonathan, Says Performance Not Worth Endorsing by mgbeketoto: 10:15am On Jan 29, 2015
Please, we don't need their backing.
Let them stay where they belong. . . WITH TINUBU, THE DRUG 'BUJJJA'! cheesy
We don't want 'BABA' AND 'MAMA' SUWES in our midst to 'BBBBUJJJJ' more drugs with nyansh!
Shior!
Family / Re: Is Being The Firstborn Child A Burden? Let's Talk. by mgbeketoto: 10:07am On Jan 29, 2015
Only in poor homes! kiss
Family / Re: 25 Signs You Found The Person You Could Spendthe Rest Of Your Life With by mgbeketoto: 9:16pm On Jan 27, 2015
Did he or she find the same in YOU?
It takes 2 to gel o! wink

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