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Family / Re: Compassion For Children by mgbeketoto: 2:16pm On Jan 30, 2015
I am already sponsoring one from my area.
No chance for another. kiss
Politics / Re: "Those Accusing Me Of Sponsoring Boko Haram Are Mad" - Jonathan by mgbeketoto: 2:13pm On Jan 30, 2015
Yes o.
I was MAD to suspect you.
Na wetin consain SOUTH-SOUTH with BOKO HARAM?
We dey MEND abi?

Efry barry witi dem own wahala jor. kiss
Politics / Re: Cleric Predicts Long Life For Buhari by mgbeketoto: 2:11pm On Jan 30, 2015
Long life with vegetable brains?
Oya kontinu!!! cheesy
Family / Re: My Family Is Making Me So Self-conscious by mgbeketoto: 1:46pm On Jan 30, 2015
Mrinquisitive:


But bro do u get stared at so much? Like do u walk past a woman that keeps on staring at u for minuites and just say things in her breath and past a guy that keeps staring and past another guy that keeps staring and past a girl that keeps staring and past a woman that keeps staring out of the anger u turn back and notices shes still staring at u intensely even while u have walked past her.....something is wrong with my face all these stares is not cuz im a fineboy something is fucking wrong with my face !!!!!!!

Then grow some "balls'! kiss
Did you create yourself? undecided

Something is wrong with your face indeed!
You have self-esteem issues.
It is unfortunate that you will give nonentities a second of your time.
Your loss. kiss

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Family / Re: Sex Secrets Of Nigerian Wife In The US Uploaded To Youtube by mgbeketoto: 1:44pm On Jan 30, 2015
We don hear na!
Has she committed suicide yet?
I dey wait o! wink

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Family / Re: Things That Will Happen If You Dont Vote Wisely by mgbeketoto: 1:41pm On Jan 30, 2015
I really don't care since I do not believe IN ANY FORM OF CHANGE where NIGERIANS are concerned!
All I know is that. . . .I will always support my own area of Nigeria when push comes to shove.
After all, THEY ARE ALL THIEVES! kiss

By the way, nothing can happen to me.
I get paid in DOLLARS! kiss

I don't vote in the US. . .
I have NEVER voted in Nigeria. . . NEVER WILL and don't care to! kiss

I can only show support for any LOOTER from my geo-political zone!

Whom are we deceiving about CHANGE? cheesy

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Can Afford To Ignore Boko Haram - Cynical Politics by mgbeketoto: 1:35pm On Jan 30, 2015
Let the LAZY NORTHERNERS deal with BOKO HARAM!
Na their people!
Period! kiss
Wetin Borno State take their money dey do? undecided
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!!

IBB nor dey for Minna with im own private army?
Nonsense!!!!

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Family / Re: My Family Is Making Me So Self-conscious by mgbeketoto: 1:19pm On Jan 30, 2015
Sometimes people see something you cannot see on yourself.
It is called perspective.
Nothing to be miserable about.
Just explain how they make you feel.
If you want to be miserable, YOUR CHOICE.
No sympathies! kiss

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Politics / Re: Why Are General Buhari's Campaign Speeches So Short? (Picture) by mgbeketoto: 1:16pm On Jan 30, 2015
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Questions for the 'gods'!
Politics / Re: Mujahidat Daba Dokubo-Asari Calls Out OBJ, Gen. Danjuma In New Post by mgbeketoto: 11:28am On Jan 30, 2015
Very good!
No more EX-MILITARY TOUTS!
OBJ must be the FIRST AND LAST!
Amen!!! kiss

Change or no change. . . not my consain!
No more BARRACT TOUTS!
Period!!! kiss

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Politics / Re: What Are The Options Available To APC Should GEJ Try To Stop The Elections. by mgbeketoto: 11:25am On Jan 30, 2015
1. GO TO COURT!
The case would drag till 2019.
GEJ till 2019! cheesy


Buhari quenches before the COURT DATE.
Game OVA! cheesy
Family / Re: Help!i M Searching For My Dad. by mgbeketoto: 11:16am On Jan 30, 2015
I don't know why you are looking for your father.
They were not married and he does not even know you exist.
Please, channel your energy somewhere else before he adds to your paternity woes with a NEGATIVE DNA result! kiss

Try a T&T website, he might be one of the 'SUPER-MODERATORS' dia! cheesy


*sounds like a fake tori sha* lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Prince James Uche In Need Of Assistance by mgbeketoto: 11:05am On Jan 30, 2015
Sooooooooooo, is he a 'prince' for mouth? undecided

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Family / Re: Angry Husband Expose Nude Pictures Of Cheating Wife by mgbeketoto: 11:01am On Jan 30, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Lol.i been think say you go be Tom boy with hard face and your personality on nl is soooo aggressive and hilarious at the same time but the picture of you in your African outfit looks like a calm and docile woman. Like all this yes sir kind of women. You know all those women who kneel down to give their husband food smiley

Nooooo ooooo. . .I nor be tomboy.
I nor be 'lady' either! cheesy
I only have extremely feminine features WITH AN EQUALLY EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY.
Hmmmmm. . . THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CALM OR DOCILE ABOUT ME. . . . not even at birth! cheesy

Yes sir kind of woman ke? My mama nor be yes sir kind of woman o.
We don't have such women in my family lineage o.
TOO MANY FEMINISTS IN MY FAMILY. . . . Na YES MA we dey h-answer for dia o! cheesy
MY HUSBAND COOKS HIS OWN FOOD. . . AND I EAT IT! cool
I rarely h-enter the kitchen o. HE DOES ALL THE COOKING! kiss

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Politics / Re: Buhari And Team Pictured Enjoying Breakfast As They Prepare For Lagos Rally by mgbeketoto: 10:45am On Jan 30, 2015
Plantains and eggs for breakfast? grin
African continental breakfast na waya o! cheesy

Why is the place soooooooo 'choked up'? undecided
Everything about NIGERIANS must be claustrophobic.
No taste at all! embarassed

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Family / Re: How I Killed My Wife Inadvertently! ~ by mgbeketoto: 10:43am On Jan 30, 2015
AlphaGentleman:
Hey,Relax.Am not gona deny God but am not a bigot.i dnt follow religion,i follow my brain and expirience.I know u re married with kids but that wont make me run off you.Smhw,i feel attracted.dnt lambast me tho

Oh, I see.

Don't worry.
This is NL where people 'feel attracted' to dps. VERY IMMATURE.
You won't be the first or last.
Hang in there. . . this too shall pass. kiss

*see you around* kiss

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Family / Re: How I Killed My Wife Inadvertently! ~ by mgbeketoto: 10:35am On Jan 30, 2015
TheObservatory:


Am shocked to know you are a woman! By the way, the objective of the story is to promote unity in marriage. A marriage is a holy union. Those who believe in the institution of marriage knows it takes patience, love, understanding, sacrifice etc. 'Revenge' is a word alien to marriage as your nairaland profile states.

I have been a woman since I was born oooooooo. grin
Just a lot of testosterone in my personality datz all! wink
Unity can never be promoted when the mentally-unstable choose to become ONE WITHOUT SEEKING PSYCHIATRIC INTERVENTION! kiss
Marriage can ONLY be a holy union for those who choose to believe such 'chaff'! I do not believe in marriage. . .so all is lost on me! kiss

"Revenge" is a TV show. . . . nothing to do with my philosophies. I only quoted the words of one of my FAVORITE FEMINISTS(VICTORIA GRAYSON) from one of my favorite shows.

Hope you have been better informed? wink


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOeUGF22Vk

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Family / Re: How I Killed My Wife Inadvertently! ~ by mgbeketoto: 10:25am On Jan 30, 2015
AlphaGentleman:
You re beautiful but stone-hearted.U dnt feel at all.Hmm,i fear you but i still need to know u more

Beautiful? Yes. Even more beautiful inside. cool
Stone-hearted? Yes. I don't have the luxury of being soft-hearted when free will is exercised. cool
I don't feel at all? No. Too old for 'feelings'! I have felt too much and cannot feel anymore. cool





You fear me, but still need to know me? You must be a CHRISTIAN for sure! Only a 'CHRISTIAN' would care to know something he or she feared. . . . . .like their 'GOD'! grin

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Family / Re: Angry Husband Expose Nude Pictures Of Cheating Wife by mgbeketoto: 10:12am On Jan 30, 2015
SAMBARRY:
ahan mgbeketoto this your pepper red gele is serious o shocked grin



you look so good but how come your look contradicts your personality on nl cheesy


you look like them edo/yoruba alatika women in your picture.oma fine gan ke cheesy


plus clutch bag to match cheesy

Thank you jaweeee! grin

Please, can you give me a picture of what my online personality looks like? wink
Edo/Yoruba Alatika ke?
You don't know I have MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER? grin
I love it!

Life is to short to have a 'predictable' or 'flat' affect!
That is what makes me extremely desirable and entertaining!
If pesin make me vessss ehn. . . I go juss krasse for im head, tiarram to pieces! angry

I can change at any moment. . .depending on my 'MOOD SWINGS'!
Extremely volatile. . .and loving it! cool
How you tink say I go look before? grin

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Family / Re: How I Killed My Wife Inadvertently! ~ by mgbeketoto: 10:04am On Jan 30, 2015
The will of their 'GOD'!
The woman decided to die. . .she got her wish!
Case closed! kiss
Politics / Re: The Nigerian Nation Against General Buhari, By Wole Soyinka by mgbeketoto: 9:53am On Jan 30, 2015
Now, this is an EDUCATED AND WELL-INFORMED, WESTERNER writing.
His NOBEL prize was not earned in vain!
Sai WOLE!!!!! kiss

[size=20pt]The grounds on which General Buhari is being promoted as the alternative choice are not only shaky, but pitifully naive.[/size] History matters. Records are not kept simply to assist the weakness of memory, but to operate as guides to the future. Of course, we know that human beings change. What the claims of personality change or transformation impose on us is a rigorous inspection of the evidence, not wishful speculation or behind-the-scenes assurances. Public offence, crimes against a polity, must be answered in the public space, not in caucuses of bargaining. In Buhari, we have been offered no evidence of the sheerest prospect of change. On the contrary, all evident suggests that this is one individual who remains convinced that this is one ex-ruler that the nation cannot call to order.

BINGO!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ592KLHyzM


[size=20pt]OLISA BI N'IGWE!!!!! ODUGWU N'AGHA DIKE N'AGHA BU LU HALLELUJAH!!!! OBATOBIE!!![/size]

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Politics / Re: If Buhari Should Lose!!! by mgbeketoto: 9:48am On Jan 30, 2015
Samyj247:
mgbekeTOTO
Who are u supporting

My person from the SOUTH-SOUTH of course.
I cannot abandon my own when push comes to shove. . . NO MATTER HOW BAD!
GEJ na awa pikin. . . we must accept am like that.
ESPECIALLY AS HE AND OBJ THE ANTI-CHRIST are at loggerheads. . . I am at peace!
OBJ JUJU DON FAIL!!!!

OBJ(the BARRACK TOUT) is soooooooooo JEALOUS of GEJ whom he taught he could control!

A BUHARI-OSINBAJO ticket with a NORTHERN-WESTERN SOCIO-ECONOMIC CONSPIRATORIAL AGENDA IS NOT AN OPTION.

We all know BUHARI can NEVER BE HIS OWN MAN with the sponsorship of TINUBU AND THE WEST.

That is the bottom line.

Buhari is UNFIT and is only a PUPPET on TINUBU's strings. TUFIA TO THE KWA-KWA!!!

GEJ. . . all the way!!!! kiss

For the benefit of the SOUTH AND EAST!!!! kiss
Phones / Re: 15 Reasons Android Phones Are Better Than The Iphone by mgbeketoto: 9:31am On Jan 30, 2015
I have both. . . Iphone is my choice.
I can't stand that 'force close' nonsense on the droids.

Iphone all the way!!!! cool

My telephone is for calling and receiving calls only.
Except I am in a place where I can't use my ipad mini. . . I use my phone to browse(NOT MY PREFERENCE)

I love to use a bigger screen on my tablets instead of straining my eyes on a phone. cool

All photos and videos are stored in dropbox and an EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE.

I keep my usage space free and unclogged by unnecessary apps! kiss

By the way. . . I am stopping at Iphone 4s and Samsung Galaxy III. . . .
I am not into 'gadget updates'. . . waste of money. To impress who? undecided

I have limited use for my phones with one computer and 2 tablets(ONE IPAD MINI AND ONE KINDLE HDX)!
Politics / Re: MISSING $20BILLION Can Build 10 Burj Khalifa ─ FASHOLA by mgbeketoto: 3:09am On Jan 30, 2015
Shorrop jor!
How much was missing during OBJ'S time?
Una do audit?
YES! 20BILLION is missing. . . .
Go and die. . . !!! grin

It is our time to chop. . .and you can't do shyte!!!! kiss

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Politics / Re: Is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Really Bad? by mgbeketoto: 12:55am On Jan 30, 2015
Who cares?

GEJ till 2019!!!!
Simple!

We like am like dat! grin

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Politics / Re: HOW PA BUHARI HAS BEEN CROWNED THE SUPER CLUELESS ONE OR NIGERIANS? by mgbeketoto: 12:53am On Jan 30, 2015
And he refuses to debate because he has 'speech impediments'!!!


Aaaaaaaay Feeeeeeeee Sheeeeeeeeeee!!!! grin
Politics / Re: GEJ Transformation Trains: Myth Or Real? by mgbeketoto: 12:50am On Jan 30, 2015
No different from FASHOLA or OSHIOMOLE reforms! kiss
White elephant projects! kiss
Obudu CATTLE ranch is still now a farm!


GEJ till 2019!!!!! kiss

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Politics / Re: If Buhari Should Lose!!! by mgbeketoto: 12:39am On Jan 30, 2015
It will be his 4TH time. . . .

He is used to it! kiss

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Politics / Re: IBB – All Presidential Candidates Have My Blessing by mgbeketoto: 12:27am On Jan 30, 2015
See who wan 'bless' person? cheesy
Family / Re: A Husband's Greatest Weapon. by mgbeketoto: 12:09am On Jan 30, 2015
Lateralmaths:
how?

A man with self-respect knows how to handle himself and others. . . . .because he has PRIDE!!!! kiss
Never a LOSER! kiss
Politics / Re: Vote Your Conscience In The Forthcoming Elections. by mgbeketoto: 12:00am On Jan 30, 2015
AlphaGentleman:
Am not done observing. Lol
Am d new CIA on ur matter.Ur dp even makes me even more curious.Read sometin abt u sayin religion aint so important.hmm

I must be very important in the grand scheme of NL things.
Well, enjoy yourself! kiss
Politics / Re: Vote Your Conscience In The Forthcoming Elections. by mgbeketoto: 11:58pm On Jan 29, 2015
spartoo:


I can't find d corekt way 2 pronounce dis ur name

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Keep trying! wink

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