crackhaus:

Sharrap your dutty mouf.

Your own sex video with one of those your unfortunate boy-toys will soon be next, you better be afraid...be very afraid!

Haba!
Boy-toy @ 50?
I DEY KRAAAAAAAAAAAASE?
You tink say I wan die?
Oh-No!
I don retire from 'bedroom' matters.
I have since gone 'solo'.
I have now joined my proudly IMPOTENT MALES on or off NL.

Na to WASH and POWDER these days.
Nothing more.
The tin nor dey sweet again jor. . . .
Too much struggle to get to 'MOUNT ZION' these days. . . .before 'EDE-DEH' catch stroke on top of one 'P-I-M-P'!

Muhehehehehehehe

SOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOVING MY CELIBATE LIFE!!!!

LIKE!!!

Say no to SHARIA!!!

NEITHER OF THEM CAN READ OR UNDERSTAND ENGLISH O.
Why bother?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFeNfR8PRic

See this one?

English as a 'third' language!

NA PEDO-PHILE!
He molested 'child-brides'!

FACT!

Why OBJ nor put h-airport dia?

My goodness!!!!

See EBOLA CAMP!

. . .His wives were 'CHILD-BRIDES'!!!!

His first wife he married when HE WAS 18. . . ! SHE WAS 14!

Fact!!!

Mrs AISHA BUHARI REFUSES TO TELL US HER AGE!

Do you want a PEDO-PHILE PRESIDENT and VICTIMIZED-YERIMARIZED FIRST LADY?

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

There we go!
THE NORTHERN-WESTERN CABAL!

AWON OLE OYEL BLOKOS!!!

Dem don come o!
Is there anything happening in the DIASPORA that is not happening in Nigeria?

http://www.naijagistngossips.com/2012/08/omg-lover-exposes-bank-managers-nude.html

No be for Nigeria this wan happen?

Did I read AFRICAN-AMERICAN LOVER?

Tufiaaaakwa!!!!!

Did I read A JANITOR or SENATOR?
YEYE WOMAN.
Twaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Thain my H-AGNOSTIC GAAAWD. . . I NOR GET SECRET!
Any BARRY wey go show my husband any 'fideo' dey waste im time o!
My husband know wetin I fit DO KE!
He has choices.

LEAVE. . .or STAY.

Woman muss WACK ke!
When you are dealing with a SNAKEY MALE. . . you berra be ready o.
Dem can blackmail you at any time!
Shioooooor!!!!


Suicide ko. . . PESTICIDE ni!

I thought it was election time?
Which wan come be 'step-down' again?
Abi FEBRUARY BURIAL don happen already?

Truckpusher:
..Lmao...Gudnite jare

Gooooood night!!!!

NEXT THREAD PLEASE!!!

GEJ!!!! 2015!!!!!

Truckpusher:
But these guys for North dey enjoy sha.
Imagine my papa now say him wan marry another younger wife - My mama dun give am rat poison be that na.

Chai! all these fresh things wey Buhari dem dey enjoy for North - Diaris Goduooo....

Omo! me sef go kuku go become moslem enter Nairaland marry like four for a start like appetizer before I go enter the main course with enough concubine

HE MARRIED HIS FIRST WIFE WHEN HE WAS 18!
You can imagine how old she was!
She was prolly 10!


Go and enjoy yaself jare.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU. . . .YOU CAN'T TRY THAT SHYTE WITH A SOUTHERN BABE!!!! GOODLUCK ON NL!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw3uAqT2iQE

frankyychiji:
The child bride has spoken....only in your dreams dear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY4gNBf2n3o

Truckpusher:
No, he is going to do it with the real certificate and not with the Oluwole that the Yorubas gave to him.

After he divorces AISHA for sleeping with TINUBU. . . OUCH!

Truckpusher:
Hehe...I like your spirit sha - wahala woman

SAY A BIG NO TO ANY FORM OF INTIMIDATION

but her husband said he will stabilize global oil price?

Intimidate kwa?
Dem go cry taya ke!!!
Muchechechechecheche

How?
WITH F - 9 in MATH?

Truckpusher:
Noooooo....

Tenk you!

F10 in MATH. . .no reasoning faculty!
What a blokos!
Husband my foot!

kaybee100683:
That "northerner woman" oozes class and beauty unlike your southerner diaris god PEJ that keeps embarrassing her PhD holder without thesis husband.. Ethnic bigot

At least OUR PATIENCE nor be 'ASHAWO GALA'!
She did not climb into an OLD GRANDPA'S BED. . . .before she started MENSTRUATING!
Shioooor!

Truckpusher:
Chai! you like wahala no be small.

If diaraa kwesti-ons to h-ask. . . WILL YOU KEEP KWAYETTTT?

What were you doing when the BOKO HARAM BOYS KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLS?
You have IBB, SANUSI, ATIKU, BUHARI and many more all there.
If it is to LOOT, you will come out in droves!
IBB has a whole army guarding him in MINNA.
Go and tell him to give you some soldiers to protect your 'BORNO BORDERS'!
Shikena!!!!!

Truckpusher:
I dun faint for laff.

Chai ! Kanwulia all this comic relief you're sharing ....diaris .......[size=20pt]SSSHARIA BLOKOS OOOOOOOOOO!!!! [/size]

Oh jes o!!!
We dey KAMKPEEEEEE!
APC don ban me till FEBRUARY BURIAL!

Mu he he he he he he he he

OdenigboAroli:
I would have loved an Oshimili or Aniocha man to emerge. I dont trust Ika people.

I would have preferred OCHEI for real!
But hey!
Make we dey look.
Okowa will protect the interest of the Urhobos/Itsekiri DYNASTY!
Most delegates chosen were to ensure OKOWA had the best chance!
If he won. . .so be it!

Delta North don get dem 'LAST' CHANCE FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS!

Let us see HOW MUCH OF A DELTA NORTHERNER HE TRULY IS!

[size=20pt]GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/size]

My darling 'WOMANIZER'!

[size=20pt]WHO ARE THE SENATORS FOR DELTA STATE?[/size]

Abi dem still dey cancel-cancel?

Bennyberry:
u didn't construct ur statement...if 2 people cud find fault in ur statement..it shows how downgraded u are

I did not construct what?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!
Abeg clear, make I see road!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Illiterateus m0R0nica!

ify84:
IFEANYI OKOWA....


another ibori dynasty.... Even from prison, d man de control tins...

Congratulations delta North...

Yesssssssss oooooooooooooooh!

IBORI IS A MAN OF HIS WORD! ODIDIGBORIGBO RULES!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyAI5I__nII

BlackSEER:


Ifeanyi Okowa won.it is time to send ur ppl back to creek

Who "is" your people?
Abi you nor sabi read?

Bennyberry:
see u?..we don win oooh..oya go court.ode

I am from DELTA NORTH. . . you 3D Dunces!

mgbeketoto:

My mama say dem still dey count votes o!
E be like say dem wan 'ANNOINT' EDEBVIE!
Obuh is still lobbying!
16 years A SLAVE under URHOBO-ITSEKIRI RULE IN ASABA!
ANOTHER 8 YEARS WITH ANOTHER URHOBO/ITSEKIRI TOUT?
Tufiaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!!

marvelito:
. Go and take ur drugs. M.o.r.o.n. Na ur mama b tout.

Mu he he he he he he he




Una nefa 'CHOP' reasssssssh!

Wor wor fowls!

[size=20pt]UP DELTA NORTH FOR 8 YEARS!!!!![/size]




Agbor man?

Isookay!

Na im lick UDUAGHAN AZZZZZZZE PASS!