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Romance / Re: I've Been Wooing Her For Long On FB, Then Today She Uploaded This by Mhiztahflash(m): 3:59pm On Apr 27, 2019
Do you know you can get MTN free 150 MB here, click the link to check now grin grin

https://www.naijagistech.com.ng/2019/04/download-gidimo-app-and-get-free-mtn.html
Computers / Why A Laptop Might Be Better Than Your Certificate. by Mhiztahflash(m): 7:07am On Jan 14, 2019
By Adewumi Prayer

Dear reader,
Do you have an idea of what your laptop, a good internet connection, and stable electricity can provide for you within 4 weeks of serious and steady hustle online?

Read this post carefully, because this might change your life within a few months, which I assure you if you do this rightly.

The joy derived from being self-employed is unquantifiable, you resume anytime, you are your own boss, you share your profit alone, also remember, the risk involved is for you alone.

Firstly, take deep thinking of the current numbers of graduates out there, not just ordinary graduates, but mostly First class level, which is still not opportune to find something doing in order to meet their daily needs. But, do you know that with that your laptop, you thought it’s a home theater, or PS3 console, can as well fetch you cool cash online in which I bet you your hard-earned certificate can’t?

Before I proceed, for your laptop to be better than your certificate, you need to have a little or can I say a better knowledge about some basic controls and operation of your laptop relating to money making aspect. Just as you’ve gathered enough experience during the cause of getting certified in your course of study.

So, sit back, relax, get a chilled drink, while I breakdown reasons why that your many years abandoned laptop might be better than your certificate.

Earning on a Periodical basis
Working at home or can I say working on your laptop gives you the chances of earning a passive income on a daily basis, depending on the service you are rendering with the device, the knowledge you applied, the results you get back and the people you get connected to who patronize your business. Doing this will pave way for you out there in the business sector, whereby making your bank credit alerts more frequent than before. Once you render good and high-quality services, people will definitely come and patronize you. That is the main secret behind doing any business related to digital marketing.

Rendering of relevant Services:
Many public and privates organizations are been set up almost every day, such as blocks industries, car wash, eateries, fashion centers, churches, and many others. Probably these above-listed organizations would need their presence known to the mass, because their main and primary motive is income making, therefore a good and permanent logo design would be needed.

This can easily be carried out with the help of your laptop, with some design software already installed on them. This can serve as a means of earning a passive income which will also give you a chance of winning other contracts depending on your previous delivery.

Continue reading here https://www.naijagistech.com.ng/2019/01/why-laptop-might-be-better-than-your.html?m=1

Politics / Re: National Assembly Staff Protest Over Non Payment Of Allowances (photos) by Mhiztahflash(m): 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2018
Nigerians sha with funny attitude, why sit on the floor like beggers. That is what the federal government will tag them as. God help Nigeria. angry

Check here to know how to enable USB debugging on your Smartphone https://naijagistech..com/2018/11/how-to-enable-usb-debugging-on-android.html?m=1
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi biography, age & lifestyle (Video) by Mhiztahflash(m): 11:56am On Dec 04, 2018
She was even a first class graduate, wawu tongue tongue
Check here to know how to enable USB debugging on your Smartphone https://naijagistech..com/2018/11/how-to-enable-usb-debugging-on-android.html?m=1
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi biography, age & lifestyle (Video) by Mhiztahflash(m): 11:51am On Dec 04, 2018
A beautiful woman, her lifestyle is worth emulating.

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Jokes Etc / Re: My First Experience With SARS. (true Life Story) by Mhiztahflash(m): 7:16am On Aug 02, 2018
Me I didn't know o
Jokes Etc / Re: My First Experience With SARS. (true Life Story) by Mhiztahflash(m): 5:31am On Aug 01, 2018
Nbote:
So U checked d tym in ur dream?
Somebody cannot check time inside dream ni??
Jokes Etc / My First Experience With SARS. (true Life Story) by Mhiztahflash(m): 5:16am On Aug 01, 2018
My first experience with SARS

This is going to be a long epistle, so read between the lines carefully!!!
It was a Tuesday evening around 2pm, my friend and I were getting set for evening practical lectures at a distance far from our hostel. It is a long way journey cause due to shortage of electricity in our school premises, the practical of my course was been moved to a Secondary school far from my area. I am a Computer engineering Student, so I got prepared by grabbing my laboratory coat, PC RAMS and my multimeter. My friends and I embarked on this journey and finally we got to our destination.

After series of practical done, even though the allocated lecturer to handle the course wasn’t that vast in the course, we just pretended we were following his instructions just to be through with the practical and return safely back home before it gets dark.
Finally, by 4pm on the dot, we were through with the practical, my friend and I decided to rest a little bit before starting the journey back to my hostel. As we had no dine with us to take a cab. (Poor us).

As we stepped out of the classroom and headed straight for our destination, lo and behold, I met with my old-time friend living in that same street we went to do practical. Lateef!!! I shouted, and went to exchange pleasantries with him. Not knowing some SARS were parked in their black Hilux adjacent to where we were greeting each other. After minutes of exchanging pleasantries and phone number, He decided to see me off to the main road.

Only God knows how we didn’t see that SARS was parking right in front of us, we bumped into them. Before I could identify them, “Lateef iyaff runaway” I, that was not familiar with the street was now left to face the SARS officials. Immediately, I thought deeply in me about what Jesus said on the cross, “It has finished” Some of them managed to chase down my friend (Lateef) but he was an athlete back then while we were in secondary school. He should have gotten home and started drinking garri (I imagined). My friend that we both went to do practical, has left me with my fate after I decided to go and greet Lateef that brought me into trouble. (He should have trekked half of the journey, I imagined).
Back to me: One of the SARS asked of my name, I told him, my school, I told him, he also requested for my School I.D card, fortunately for me, I always carry that everywhere I go. I presented that to him as well, my phone was requested for, I willingly gave it to him. (I was lucky I never had a security pattern or pin on my phone, so he looked at me and said “So you are bold enough no to lock your phone abi” I gave him a spongebob squarepants look (i.e. I didn’t reply him) because I know there is nothing implicating on my phone. After series of screening, and wasting of my precious time.


They bounced back on my runaway friend’s issue,
SARS: Who is that guy to you?
ME: He is my old-time friend
SARS: Why did he run when he saw us?
ME: I didn’t know sir, probably he saw a ghost. (who knows)
SARS: Why didn’t you run too?
ME: I never knew it was you guys
SARS: So, you do yahoo abi?
ME: Please sir, I’m not into those stuff, I have enough to spend
(Having heard that statement, “I have enough to spend” One of them sounded from the back like an alarm, which job do you do?)
ME : I’m a graphics designer
SARS : Are you sure ?

I was like, are you me? am I you? is you me? I replied, yes sir, I have samples on my phone. After wasting 2 good hours of my time, they pressured further and said I will have to follow them to a room they can verify my identity. (I was getting pissed off by that time, thinking of the journey I still had to go)

I obeyed them cause all I was avoiding was a SARS slap, I’ve heard stories from some of my friends that were lucky to be among the winner of the resounding slap from SARS officials in my school area. When we got to the room, my inner man was already angry, I was trying to calm my inner man with my outer man, the collected my I.D card again and started looking at it as if an elderly man wants to load a recharge card. (you know how stressful and difficult that would be for him).



I had no choice than to speak out and I was totally angry, “Oga SARS, I’m getting late for my journey, I still have to trek down to my school, because we came to do practical here in this neighborhood, I don’t know anyone here except for Lateef that I met once that got me into problems now. The were trying to shun me, but I was totally angry, even one of them said, “we should have leave him the other time, I told you (facing his other SARS mate)”

When they noticed, I’ve reached my boiling point, one of them now concluded that let’s leave him jare, he is not one of them. I started speaking rudely to them because all I was concerned about is how I will get back home without no dine with me.

I bragged that I will call some soldiers officials in which I never remembered I had their numbers, because I was very angry, after the series of drama. They later let me go and it was already 6:45pm. Where will I start from here, should I fly, should I walk, or should I go and ask the SARS officials for transport fare?

That was what I was still deliberating on when my alarm rang and I woke up to the land of the living.
Note: Every word you read here was not framed, I actually had the dream around 2:45am on Wednesday 1 August, 2018.

http://naijagistech..com/2018/08/my-first-experience-with-sars.html
Jokes Etc / My First Experience With SARS. (true Life Story) by Mhiztahflash(m): 5:10am On Aug 01, 2018
My first experience with SARS

This is going to be a long epistle, so read between the lines carefully!!!
It was a Tuesday evening around 2pm, my friend and I were getting set for evening practical lectures at a distance far from our hostel. It is a long way journey cause due to shortage of electricity in our school premises, the practical of my course was been moved to a Secondary school far from my area. I am a Computer engineering Student, so I got prepared by grabbing my laboratory coat, PC RAMS and my multimeter. My friends and I embarked on this journey and finally we got to our destination.

After series of practical done, even though the allocated lecturer to handle the course wasn’t that vast in the course, we just pretended we were following his instructions just to be through with the practical and return safely back home before it gets dark.
Finally, by 4pm on the dot, we were through with the practical, my friend and I decided to rest a little bit before starting the journey back to my hostel. As we had no dine with us to take a cab. (Poor us).

As we stepped out of the classroom and headed straight for our destination, lo and behold, I met with my old-time friend living in that same street we went to do practical. Lateef!!! I shouted, and went to exchange pleasantries with him. Not knowing some SARS were parked in their black Hilux adjacent to where we were greeting each other. After minutes of exchanging pleasantries and phone number, He decided to see me off to the main road.

Only God knows how we didn’t see that SARS was parking right in front of us, we bumped into them. Before I could identify them, “Lateef iyaff runaway” I, that was not familiar with the street was now left to face the SARS officials. Immediately, I thought deeply in me about what Jesus said on the cross, “It has finished” Some of them managed to chase down my friend (Lateef) but he was an athlete back then while we were in secondary school. He should have gotten home and started drinking garri (I imagined). My friend that we both went to do practical, has left me with my fate after I decided to go and greet Lateef that brought me into trouble. (He should have trekked half of the journey, I imagined).
Back to me: One of the SARS asked of my name, I told him, my school, I told him, he also requested for my School I.D card, fortunately for me, I always carry that everywhere I go. I presented that to him as well, my phone was requested for, I willingly gave it to him. (I was lucky I never had a security pattern or pin on my phone, so he looked at me and said “So you are bold enough no to lock your phone abi” I gave him a spongebob squarepants look (i.e. I didn’t reply him) because I know there is nothing implicating on my phone. After series of screening, and wasting of my precious time.


They bounced back on my runaway friend’s issue,
SARS: Who is that guy to you?
ME: He is my old-time friend
SARS: Why did he run when he saw us?
ME: I didn’t know sir, probably he saw a ghost. (who knows)
SARS: Why didn’t you run too?
ME: I never knew it was you guys
SARS: So, you do yahoo abi?
ME: Please sir, I’m not into those stuff, I have enough to spend
(Having heard that statement, “I have enough to spend” One of them sounded from the back like an alarm, which job do you do?)
ME : I’m a graphics designer
SARS : Are you sure ?

I was like, are you me? am I you? is you me? I replied, yes sir, I have samples on my phone. After wasting 2 good hours of my time, they pressured further and said I will have to follow them to a room they can verify my identity. (I was getting pissed off by that time, thinking of the journey I still had to go)

I obeyed them cause all I was avoiding was a SARS slap, I’ve heard stories from some of my friends that were lucky to be among the winner of the resounding slap from SARS officials in my school area. When we got to the room, my inner man was already angry, I was trying to calm my inner man with my outer man, the collected my I.D card again and started looking at it as if an elderly man wants to load a recharge card. (you know how stressful and difficult that would be for him).



I had no choice than to speak out and I was totally angry, “Oga SARS, I’m getting late for my journey, I still have to trek down to my school, because we came to do practical here in this neighborhood, I don’t know anyone here except for Lateef that I met once that got me into problems now. The were trying to shun me, but I was totally angry, even one of them said, “we should have leave him the other time, I told you (facing his other SARS mate)”

When they noticed, I’ve reached my boiling point, one of them now concluded that let’s leave him jare, he is not one of them. I started speaking rudely to them because all I was concerned about is how I will get back home without no dine with me.

I bragged that I will call some soldiers officials in which I never remembered I had their numbers, because I was very angry, after the series of drama. They later let me go and it was already 6:45pm. Where will I start from here, should I fly, should I walk, or should I go and ask the SARS officials for transport fare?

That was what I was still deliberating on when my alarm rang and I woke up to the land of the living.
Note: Every word you read here was not framed, I actually had the dream around 2:45am on Wednesday 1 August, 2018.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Prince Arrested For Scamming Hundreds Of Job Seekers In New York(Pics) by Mhiztahflash(m): 7:09am On Jul 27, 2018
Politics / Re: " Dino Melaye Managed To Escape From Abductors" Say Family Sources by Mhiztahflash(m): 7:06am On Jul 27, 2018
This Dino Melaye issue self will not allow Nigeria to place focus where it should be.

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Politics / Re: Bibi Oweifa Kidnapped In Bayelsa Ahead Of Defection To APC Today. Photos by Mhiztahflash(m): 6:45pm On Jul 21, 2018
Wondervul grin

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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Mhiztahflash(m): 6:23am On Jan 11, 2018
Nice post. wink
Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess And Her Friend Slay In Cleavage-Baring Plunging Neckline Dress by Mhiztahflash(m): 6:29pm On Dec 22, 2017
This is very sardonic, 2018 budget on the way. wink grin
Education / Re: School Gives Goat As Prize For First Position In A Primary School by Mhiztahflash(m): 7:35am On Dec 19, 2017
I know this can only happen in East side.

I found this interesting - http://naijagistech..com/2017/12/paul-pogba-shows-off-new-is-burning.html
Business / Re: FG Begins Sale Of N10.69b Debut Green Bond by Mhiztahflash(m): 7:30am On Dec 19, 2017
This is really serious. grin grin
Travel / Re: Petrol Tanker Explodes In Festac, Cars Burnt (Photos, Video) by Mhiztahflash(m): 2:27pm On Dec 13, 2017
This one is strong!!! shocked
Autos / Re: Doctor Of All Problematic Vehicles In Abuja by Mhiztahflash(m): 3:24am On Jul 27, 2016
Nice one kiss
Car Talk / Re: Doctor Of All Problematic Vehicles in Abuja by Mhiztahflash(m): 3:16am On Jul 27, 2016
Nice one
Celebrities / Re: Veteran Nollywood Actress, Lola Idije Looks Dapper In New Photos by Mhiztahflash(m): 3:14am On Jul 27, 2016
Make up too much, she just wan be like Rihanna wink
Religion / Re: Pictures Those Who Are From Christian Homes Can Relate With by Mhiztahflash(m): 3:00am On Jul 27, 2016
Lol, when am not a thief, why would they open my door that way..... Hehehe
TV/Movies / Re: #CityPeople Entertainment Awards – All The Celebrity Glam And Glitz At The Event by Mhiztahflash(m): 2:30am On Jul 27, 2016
This People are looking good

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