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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Mocks Yahaya Bello After He Was Declared Wanted By EFCC (Video) by MichaelSokoto(m): 12:51pm On Apr 19
seriously, na yoruba ppl plenty pass for dis con3!

They are in Kogi, Edo, Niger, all SW states, some parts of Niger delta & plenty in middle belts of Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Soldier Killings: Tears As Gov Diri Visits Troubled Bayelsa Communities by MichaelSokoto(m): 11:00am On Apr 19
Paraman:
Good question

Mr. Paramental, anything anti-APC always gives u serious erection... why?

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Crime / Re: Thieves Raid Lady's Boutique In Benin City (Video, Photos) by MichaelSokoto(m): 10:55am On Apr 19
Angelfrost:


Oga, every top boutique in my area with a lot to lose no dey loseguard anyhow...!

The only way you are strolling in there to boldly steal and stroll out like those boys did is to be armed.

I don't even know what you are being overly defensive about.
u dey ansa dat guy?

wen ordinary pharmacy shop for opposite Ugbague here get vigilante guard for em doorstep.

cool
Food / Re: Prices Of Paddy Drop In States by MichaelSokoto(m): 9:05am On Apr 19
blancsn1:
Cursed obidient ipob wey e no go ever beta for in this life n the next will claim it is propaganda

This is when all you need do is visit any market within your vicinity across the country. I repeat any market not just a particular market but any n every market but maybe market in Ipobland land are yet to reduce theirs Sha.

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Politics / Re: Hurray Finally Price Of Food Stuff Now Stepping Down by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:23am On Apr 19
helinues:
How cheap can the wailers be?

All their vindicative wishes no dey come close to reality, they are now making jokes of themselves.

Pheeew

Politics / Re: Hurray Finally Price Of Food Stuff Now Stepping Down by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:22am On Apr 19
successmatters:
Plate of rice in restaurants dropped today, we ate food for #230 today, with plantain and two big meats.

Pure water is now 5 for 100 naira

My brother bought a mudu of garri for 300 naira

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Politics / Re: Wike, Ortom, G-5 Governors Celebrate Over Outcome Of PDP NEC Meeting by MichaelSokoto(m): 7:57am On Apr 19
EponObi:
Lmaoooooo. This is unbelievable, but then it's Jagaban. The grandmaster of modern politics in Africa.

By proxy, Ortom - an ex PDP governor and current member of the PDP - explicitly declared support for Tinubu before that PDP NEC meeting. Not an ordinary declaration - he said people should support Tinubu for second term - when he's still running his first term πŸ˜‚; that even Buhari did two terms and Tinubu is even a greater public administrator. It's why Dino attacked him at the NEC meeting.

Aside their anti-party activities in 2023, that public statement alone is enough to suspend Ortom from the party.

Then, Wike's henchman Damagum remained acting chairman after the meeting. In three months, a new chairman will emerge from the North Central and I can bet my balls, one of Wike's stooge will emerge victor.

Atiku has lost total influence and control of PDP. He's dead politically. In 2027, he will emerge as the presidential candidate of the PDP - if I'm Tinubu - I will ensure he's their candidate and let Wike and the G5 govs run him street the second time. There is also Bala Mohamed - the chairman of the PDP govs - who is also there to do the bidding of Tinubu.

Through Wike, Tinubu has control of the PDP. I don't think people understand how insane that is. 2027 is a done deal before the 25% completion of his first term.

Is that the man Obi and his !diotic Obidients think they can wrestle power from? Lmaoooo 🀣🀣🀣🀣 Dey play!

There's currently zero opposition in this country as it stands. Mf Wike even parked his official FCT minister car in the VVIP section of the Wadata Plaza, right beside Bala Mohamed's car. O por! It's plenty. 🀣

After how the NEC went, I'm sure this merry dance is the tip of the iceberg of what went down yesterday. Wike and G5 goons would have partied overnight with booze, hard drugs, and oloshos. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Atiku!!!!!! πŸ˜‚ Who did you offend?

Anyways, has anyone recently heard from EponObi? It's been long I saw him sew one of his useless threads? Abi him sewing machine get fault? Asiwaju should please donate a new one to him. You know an idle man is a devil's kinikan kinikan 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

No more bad news and deaths in the country, the Agulu fraud automatically lost his job πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
did u see Obi in d meeting?

Crime / Re: Thieves Raid Lady's Boutique In Benin City (Video, Photos) by MichaelSokoto(m): 2:25am On Apr 19
Originalsly:
Is it that hard to find the vehicle used? I can understand if it was a Camry .... but it was a GLK ... how many white ones are around? The SUV will lead to the thieves
dey plaaaaaay!

White GLKs full Benin dieee!

Na under 20yrs kiddos dem dey ball am!

jez dey play dey go!
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Crime / Re: Thieves Raid Lady's Boutique In Benin City (Video, Photos) by MichaelSokoto(m): 2:24am On Apr 19
Osayi
Osazuwa
Agbons
Imuetinyan
Osaze

grin
Business / Re: Why Prices Are Still On The Rise Despite Appreciation Of The Naira by MichaelSokoto(m): 5:38pm On Apr 18
Plenty plenty & more many plenty grammar nahim be dis trash!


"Subsidy is gone" statement is wat we are suffering from today!

angry

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Crime / Re: ARTMA Official Shot Dead After He Stopped A Toyota Sienna With Tinted Glasses by MichaelSokoto(m): 1:55pm On Apr 18
Emmanuel30a:
Kotokoto, you go collect wotowoto; maa bo e ni sokoto, igba yen ni wamo pe ayetoto tiko ni imototo... Ma bami so kotokoto, tooba fe bami kole ra moto... Maale ni e ni sokoto, won ama wa e ni odokoto... Won asope boya otilo si toronto... Enu re bi enu toto tiumbe ninu sokoto... Tabi biiti toto ti bolatito titori re wo sokoto...
wa gbayi!

Olamide go soon look 4 u to sign joor!
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Politics / Re: Those Obstructing Our Operations Risk A 5-Year Jail Term - EFCC by MichaelSokoto(m): 1:34pm On Apr 18
Noise!
toothless bull dogs!

let dem go & carry d werey Ododo naa!
angry

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Crime / Re: ARTMA Official Shot Dead After He Stopped A Toyota Sienna With Tinted Glasses by MichaelSokoto(m): 1:31pm On Apr 18
Emmanuel30a:
E be like say this one na women, one man turned women... Men no be men?, you no get semen...? Maybe you get hymen...?
hype man, why u dey rhyme?
abi u be rappa ni!
grin
Crime / Re: ARTMA Official Shot Dead After He Stopped A Toyota Sienna With Tinted Glasses by MichaelSokoto(m): 1:09pm On Apr 18
Richtaiwo:
I'm igbo from Anambra. We don't bother ourselves with reports like this because we already know what to do. Na to just blame Tinubu and praise Peter Obi, then everything go dey normal. If we like, sometimes, na to just call Nigeria zoo and blame yoruba or fulani, we are satisfied.

Business / Re: Naira Appreciation Brings Confusion by MichaelSokoto(m): 12:14pm On Apr 18
PressMyButton:

Why do you want to get it to 700?, what happened to your initial 2000?. Keep throwing stones at the market, remember that your mama dey inside the market.
1st thing 1st, I was never part of those wishing my dear naira to fall to #2000

2nd, do u knw how badly their useless devilish monetary policy has affected my business?
u think say I dey laff say APC dey f**k d whole con3 up?

3rd, I have bn praying fervently for emilokan to at least take d con3 back to where he took over from Bubu fes b4 making attempts to perform his abracadabra Lagos magic!

Make all of una dey take time 4 dis Nairaland oo!
angry

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Celebrities / Re: Ayra Starr Meets With Rihanna At A Fenty Show In London (Photos, Video) by MichaelSokoto(m): 11:30am On Apr 18
tiswell:
This gal is more interested in fame than singing a reasonable song.



Now,that she meets Rihanna what's next?



Learn from Tems,be humble and climb the ladder graciously
But I think her songs make sense die!

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Business / Re: Naira Appreciation Brings Confusion by MichaelSokoto(m): 11:27am On Apr 18
Naira shld pls go back to #165/$ dat the devilish APC met it b4 we start discussing any rubbish u want to bring to dis fora!

Let it get to #700 first then on to #165 b4 I can say dey tried small.
angry

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Celebrities / Re: Ncos Moves Bobrisky From Ikoyi To Kirkiri Prison by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:59am On Apr 18
princemillla:


What if they told you is for skit or social media fancy?

Printing counterfeit money to tender it for exchange of goods n service is crime but actors use them alot in their movies. But wether there is former legal request to that I don't know
u are trying to be clever by half wit ur explanation.

If according to u, chief priest claims he was spraying fake naira notes, won't dat be a nail on his coffin?


I don down abido shaker dis early morning, nor Jez gimme any anyhow response oo!
Noooo!
don't try it! angry

grin

Politics / Re: Nigeria's FX Reserves Drops To $32 Billion, Lowest In Six Years by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:06am On Apr 18
ronuuu ooo!
Celebrities / Re: Ncos Moves Bobrisky From Ikoyi To Kirkiri Prison by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:05am On Apr 18
princemillla:




Stop speaking nonsense sir. You are purely ignorant of the law.

Bobrisky wen asked pleaded guilty. He was sentence as there is nk emotions in law.

Cubana pleaded not guilty which was granted bail. But doesn't mean it's over. Whenever he is needed he must provide himself which is why 2 surety was required.

In Cubana case it's a smart move. Which means he can claim those money r fake, the efcc will need to make original claim those money r real.


So pleas no b everything we go attach unnecessary emotions to
so is parading fake naira notes not a crime now?

Pls quickly ansa my question!
Celebrities / Re: Ncos Moves Bobrisky From Ikoyi To Kirkiri Prison by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:03am On Apr 18
jez because pesin claim say shim na 'mummy of Lagos', opari...

hadibin shim knw now, shebi shim 4 jeje leave d title 4 em!

grin
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Urges Arewa Consultative Forum To Support Bola Tinubu by MichaelSokoto(m): 6:27am On Apr 18
Tjra:

What makes GEJ an ineffectual buffoon?
both of them are incompetent morons!

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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Urges Arewa Consultative Forum To Support Bola Tinubu by MichaelSokoto(m): 6:23am On Apr 18
u see failure, u embraced it...
now u want to go & embrace another failure promax

some sections of ppl are totally stupid!
angry
Business / Re: It's Not Our Intention To Defend The Naira - Cardoso Speaks On Foreign Reserves by MichaelSokoto(m): 1:10am On Apr 18
NOETHNICITY:
This explanation is not for you. You are too dumb and too cursed to deserve any explanation.

The explanation is for those of us who believe in this government. We deserve to know what they are doing.
so wat are the APC thieves actually doing with our money?

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Girlfriend And Dumps Her Body At Her Other Boyfriend's Place by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:53pm On Apr 17
Jennyclay:
These useless wild animals are it again undecided.

It you notice she cheated on you then get the hell out of the relationship undecided.

You have no right to take someone’s life!!

Bunch of murderers and rapist!!

Food / Re: See What 200 Naira Got Me. by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:30pm On Apr 17
tobenuel:
yarimo even though say na the most stupid Agbadorian, him never reach helinues levels. some times sef helinues no dey mind him pay masters sef, him go just dey yarn opata, him na the highest agbadorian
Hell-anus bah?
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Food / Re: See What 200 Naira Got Me. by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:28pm On Apr 17
psucc:
Where you seee garri at N120? I for do import and export o!

Calabar na N200/N250 a cup
good 4 u ppl over there because una sabi vote useless ppl anyhow!
angry

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Food / Re: See What 200 Naira Got Me. by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:20pm On Apr 17
Alexxx2000:
I have been hearing and seeing news about the naira performance against dollars of recent.

So, I still couldn't understand it well. I just went to use 200 naira to get garri and groundnut to eat unfortunately I bought a cup of garri for 120 naira and groundnut for 50 naira. Now, I have a balance of 30 naira and the 30 naira can't buy anything to support my ministry.

I haven't soaked it yet. I believe Nigeria will be great again. I pray for our leaders.

Is this the effect of the naira performance or Nigerians refusing to cut down prices?
update it, cup of garri is now #300

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Phones / Re: Nigerians Rush Starlink As Price Slashes by MichaelSokoto(m): 2:10pm On Apr 17
Kewtt:
A pawpaw medium sized is being sold for 1,500 naira at the redemption camp. Nigerians can be very unscrupulous
cup of garri #300
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Phones / Re: Nigerians Rush Starlink As Price Slashes by MichaelSokoto(m): 2:08pm On Apr 17
PressMyButton:
Price was down from 700 thousand to 400 thousand, meanwhile greedy Nigerians are busy hiking the price of garri, Lol.
ur APC is wonderful!

cup of garri is #300

Never ever heard of in 9ja b4!

wa koyor!
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Education / Re: Airpeace New Strategy For The London Flight by MichaelSokoto(m): 2:05pm On Apr 17
Bulldozer90:
No Anambra?
trek from onitsha go Asaba airport!
grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Shows Remains Of Iranian Ballistic Missile That Fell In Dead Sea by MichaelSokoto(m): 1:45pm On Apr 17
God1000:
forget my brother, how many missiles can they intercept, do you know how much it cost USA and allies last week defending Israel
how much did it cost Iran to look 4 d trouble of sending d bombs?

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