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sniperwolf:
The rule still remains BODMAS. Parentheses and brackets are used interchangeably.
Of, Division and Multiplication are both Commutative and Associative. Same can be said for Exponent, Division and Multiplication

More or less like pemdas was formed by someone who had nothing meaningful to do. Cos it makes absolutely no difference. Nice explanation bro

Depends on how much ur fada collected as bride price. If he over collected, mbok open ya yansh

nigerianngo:
Hi Michael
since you studied computer engineering, you can apply to andela or cregital.

Andela: https://andela.com/apply/
Cregital: http://cregital.com/careers/

Tnx. Applied for cregital. Tried andela twice, nothing. Kinda gave up

Please I need internship placement.
Dats my cv.
Thanks in anticipation of your kind gesture.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4SHiuka_sPyM1dXZG5jeGpKUm1TeTY0VlFLa2hfQll1Yzlv

donhils:
You should not have allowed them scan anything for you in the first place. Anyways, u didn't know. Sorry.
But what those guys are doing is totally wrong and should be condemned.
Op if u won't do business with an Igbo man again, that probably means u may never do business with anybody again. Another thing you could've done was simply go out and look for those Mopol guys around, bring them there and all your problems would be solved.

And you'll spend notin mor dan 2k on the mopol. na im b say if dis guy com lagos, dem go chop im eye

Jobabori:
The tips are meant for GRA based " ajebuter" parents. A culture vast traditional parents brought up his/ her child to appreciate the "do' and " don't "of communal life which not only prohibit any form of sexual molestation but all form of abuses. You do not need to memorise tips about parenting, you imbibe it from your parents. The way you are brought up has a form of correlation with how you train your children. Do not sit on laps, do not call a kid your wife, do not visit neighbours are cosmetic child rearing tips. Parenting is natural, an innate skills, it is not learn through any formal approach as intend by the poster. If parenting is to be learn as a subject, then the kids of the educated ones could have been the best mortally but it is not so.

Exactly my brother. U sound like you av 10 kids. Lol
All dis tins didn't apply wen i was a kid, yet I wasn't abused sexually n all. E tey before my eyes open sef.

ikbnice:
[b]The news these days is filled with cases of child molestation by adults. Some of the incidence leading to this can be avoided if the children are equipped with adequate knowledge right from the early stage. No one will be able to capitalize on their ignorance.
HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS YOU NEED TO TEACH YOUR CHILD(REN) AT EARLY AGE :

1. Warn your girl child never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including close relations .

Wat if person no get motor, cuz dey might need to even lap in public transport. Even if you get motor, u cnt drive dem everywhere

2. Avoid getting dressed/UnCloth in front of your child, once he/she is 2 years old. Let them understand the value of privacy.

Some kids don spoil from belle. Izz pathetic

3. Never allow any adult refer to your child as 'my wife' or 'my husband', reprove it immediately.

Na dis generation i dey hear am. Wen I small everybody dey call you my husband, my wife nd wu born monkey well to try rubbish

4. Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they do, because young people now sexually abuse themselves.

Example : lezz do mumi n dadi. Ka ni pe we want to make baby. Oya, tope, open ur......

5. Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.

Na tru. Which kind love?

6. Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you may need to patiently ask lots of questions from your child.

Maybe u didn't take him to mr Biggs

7. Carefully educate your grown ups about the right values regarding SEX. If you don't, the society will teach them the wrong values and peer pressure will bend them negatively.

Instead of talking about abstinence, it's now protected sex. Smh.

8. It is always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons and movies you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves. Many of these are laced with negative sex.

Just give dem tom n jerry n relax ur brain

9. Ensure you activate parental controls on your cable networks and advice your friends especially those your child(ren) visit(s) often to do so.

Hide d remote, n make sure it's always on cartoon network or as i said tom n jerry

10. Teach your three-year-old how to wash his/her private part properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that
includes you (remember, charity begins from home and with you).

Includes who? D mama wey dey baf am? Someone else but not d pikin mama. Na da one small pikin go dey tell u to excuse because e wan dress. Wetin he carry?

11. Blacklist some materials/associates you think could threaten the sanity of your child (this includes music, movies and even friends and families).

Yh. If uncle sam grit u, dnt ansa him

12. Let your child(ren) understand the value of standing out of the crowd. Being different from others is never a crime.

Just teach em d value of being the best. No too much grammar.

13. Once your child complains about a particular person, don't keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show them you can defend them.

No go fite person on top wetin u no knw. Jst dnt allow ur child meet with such person, daz enough

Remember, you can't be too careful. [/b]

Importantly, u nid God, good members of the community n ursef to raise ur child. That u cn raise ur child alone is impossible.



Tnx op. Educative

ANIEXTY:
And lastly


13: lala's favorite


this list would not be complete without this (NLers will understand).

If i no add this one, lala go ban me oooo.....
Enjoy !!

Lala d snake man, good title for a nollywood movie

I graduated from Yabatech, computer engineering with upper credit and I want to switch to computer science for degree. How possible is it and which universities in Nigeria can accept computer engineering in science? Thanks

I graduated from Yabatech, computer engineering with upper credit and I want to switch to computer science for degree. How possible is it and which universities in Nigeria can accept computer engineering in science? Thanks

Fp plzzzz. Make sense. No 1 culprit

uncleu:
Dear commissioner, take your boys to the site and clear the said vegetation. Don't wait for accident to occur first.

U wan chop the vegetation? The commissioner said they shouldn't walk on it, he didn't say clearing it was going to solve any problem, clearing it sef na xtra disaster

Baba is back ooo

Papa y u lying?

Who we use d app? Herdsmen dat dindin go to skul or fama?

AceRoyal:
Always refurbishing equipments at heavily padded cost that would be enough to buy new onces.
I'm in support of the NA but those gunboats won't survive an onslaught from 50 calibre assault rifles.

It's the lives of the men that will be stationed on those gunboats I'm concerned about.

Nigerian Military should learn to be technologically innovative and proactive.

Godbless the Nigerian Army!
Godbless Nigerians!
Godbless Nigerian!

Those boats survive 50 cal ammo. U probably haven't seen one that has been hit. Those glasses behind the machine gun can survive multiple hits.

itsy:
My heart is so heavy and my search for a solution brought me here. Okay. For sometimes,i've been a little down emotionally because of some issues. Hubby asked me what the major problem is and I told him I want to pursue my career dream as I feel I let go of my goals in the process of working on my marriage. The issue now is hubby said no problem that I should pursue my career and he would sort himself out and that if I mentioned this earlier, we would have not been married. Pls, married people in the house, what does this mean? Matured minds only please

Befor I open my mouth, did u guys talk about being a housewife and pursuing ur career during ur courtship?

HERSLEY:
Can't wait to av mine... Wanna be a single mum. No time for drama. Who go gimme belle?

belle na small tin, i fit giv u belles

Let dem divorce abeg n allow us hear word. Their madness will not provide petrol for nigeria.
Meanwhile, buhari travels to afghanistan to sign a deal

Perfect thread for a hot afternoon

Wilson125:
Ette mkpo uka nkang inlaw ami adi nkak mien ndion, nso ke do?


Yak inlaw aba ke ukang amo ami nyun mba ke ukang mmi so dat emem aba..

Nso mkpo?

Hadez:
It has been a while since I had sex or anything romance.

Today I was with a very close friend of mine (male) who came visiting because we have no lectures. We have been friends for a year now and he totally understands the limit of our friendship. In fact he is my BFF

We were watching a movie and chatting when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing I push him away quickly and bring myself back to order and asked him to leave my apartment.

I feel so betrayed right now. He is just a friend and I have a boyfriend I love so much (distance relationship) please help me I don't feel right I am really feeling so guilty. What do I do?

U stupid gan. U don't love ur bf if u have a bff. Ur bf is supposed to be ur best friend. In fact, why would a guy come and visit you in your house, just you? Looks like you invited him

bigass123:
Pastor Adeboye Of RCCG Shocks Everyone As He Talks About His Impending Death

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The annual Holy Ghost Congress of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) ended with cold biblical references by the General Overseer, Pastor E.A Adeboye about death which left his audience in cold shock.

Millions of worshippers in attendance roared in disapproval as Pastor Adeboye, hinted at his possible passing.

The one-week programme ended on Saturday, with a three-in-one service, comprising anointing, communion and impartation. Ministering on the transfer of anointing, Adeboye said he would not be too young at 73 to go back to his creator. He would be 74 in March.

He was explaining why the transferred anointing is always more potent than the index case, using Moses and Elijah as examples. Using the scripture, Adeboye pointed that where Moses, who got his anointing directly from God failed, Joshua, who got his fire from Moses, excelled.

He also cited the case of Prophet Elijah who performed 7 miracles while Elisha who got his anointing from Elijah when God was taking him away, performed 14 miracles.

Adeboye equally explained that the beneficiaries got the transferred anointing when their masters were about passing away.

He said he would anoint his wife and other very senior pastors who, in turn, would anoint other pastors, from where the worshippers would experience their own anointing fire.
After the explanation, he looked at the congregation and said:

"you may be wondering if I am about to go. Will it be too early for a 73-year-old man to die? If I go now, who will say it is too early? "

At this point, the worshippers, who were at the beginning rejecting his passing in a murmur, roared their disapproval loudly from all the four corners of the new auditorium.

Smiling, Adeboye added, “I am not too young to die.” Again, the crowd screamed their disapproval.

He later calmed everyone down, saying:

"okay, it is not now (I’m not dying now)."
To which the crowd roared a thunderous “Amen.”


Source : http://xsouth.com/pastor-adeboye-of-redeemed-church-shocks-everyone-as-he-talks-about-his-impending-death/

The guy don old na. If e die, we know say e don try on dis earth

tortmistress:
Ladies and gentleman I am at my wits' end and need some help. My hubby of 8 years, who used to be a lovely, generous man, has turned around to become someone I cannot recognize. I myself am not from Nigeria. I have started to wonder if maybe others may have a better sense of what is happening here - that maybe there are some cultural issues that I am missing.

To the meat of the story - my hubby and I have been living quite peacefully with no major problem with our two children. 2015 I started to notice that my hubby seemed concerned if I chat with any brother at church, even briefly. Because of my profession, some people at church will accost me after service to ask 1 or 2 questions and I will often give advice but of course there is nothing bad or immoral being discussed. My hubby has always been aware this happens, and had not problem but recently started being annoyed if the person asking a question is a brother. I tried to discuss with him but also reduced my habit to keep the peace.

Okay, I thought maybe that is all but then things started to get worse - my hubby started to ask me what did I tell this person or that person about him. And I said ah of course I cannot discuss you with this person, if you are mentioned it's just them asking how you are doing and asking to send their regards to you. He started claiming I am discussing him with people and that I am letting people know his business. I try to ask him to clarify what exactly I have said, and to who, and to tell me where he is getting this information but he does not answer. I just say eh sorry but really I don't know what he is talking about.

Things now have gotten seriously out of hand. He is claiming that he has it on good authority that I have conspired with some evil people that are targeting him and I am doing things on purpose to agitate him. I have tried everything I can try to explain to him that this is not true, and that I don't even know how one conspires with evil people. He says someone confirmed his suspicions and told him that I made a deal with the evil people that I will help them to make his life miserable, and in return I will get custody of the children. I have not idea who the person that told him that is and I have not idea where that theory is coming from because God knows my heart, I have never had any evil intent toward my hubby.

His behaviour has become increasingly bizarre and he wakes me up at all times of the night asking me to tell him about the conspiracy that is going on concerning him. When I say I don't know he get agitated and tells me I am such a liar. He claims the children are also being used against him to mock him (our oldest is 6). He says other people outside also mock him. There is no peace in my house, every day is a new story. I cannot have a simple conversation without being accused of mocking him or trying to manipulate him so I can laugh with the evil people. I have informed his family back home and they simply say we should pray for our marriage. I suggested to him that maybe we should try to speak to psychologist and he said a prophet already told him that the evil people and I intend to lie about him and say he is crazy.

Please can someone shed some light on this for me? It is sad and heartbreaking for me to even type this but the truth is that if I cannot understand what is going on soon and see a light at the end of the tunnel I will have to turn my back on my marriage. Please if anyone knows anything that can help me understand him and help him let me know. Thank you for reading this far.

He's not angry at all, neither does he think you are cheating. Just don't reply him, he'll com to his senses. Someone has probably told him to change his behavior thinking that you will end up cheating on him. No just mind d man abeg.

Rakash:
Nairalanders afta signing up on nairaland days ago i need ur advice........ I love my girlfriend so much apart frm dis dia has neva bn a cause to doubt her love and sincerity but i honestly cant just put dis away even no matter hw hard i try. We hav bn dating for abt 2 yrs....and dia is dis guy she told me is her cousin and i neva doubted her because she didnt give me any reasons to. Since he lives around he comes to d house sometimes wen she is wit me to pay us a visit and hav not acted funny in any of his visits. Sometimes i leave both of dem at home and step out to get stuffs. Not until last nyt wen i was trying to sign her up on IMO social network using her fone, a msg entered and wat it displayed was d guy's name tellin her how much he cant get ova her even afta 3 yrs of seperation.....he also wrote dat he knows she loves me so much but is pleadin for just a little chance to prove dat they are meant to be together. Dis got me very angry and wen i confronted her she apologised for saying he is her cousin. Now i cant get off the tot dat i always left dem together in my house wen goin out. because at den i didnt kno all dis and the guy didnt even act suspicious. Pls wat shud i do......cant see my self breakin up wit her but the trust is no longa dia. To put salt and pepper into injury afta d guy heard i had found out she lied to me......he called me dis mornin apolgising on her behalf and tellin me hw good, faithful, sweet, beautiful my girl is, he also adviced me not to loose her.

Guy, park ur kaya dey go. If she has lied to u nd u caught ha, u cnt trust ha again. No love without trust. If ur partner lies to u, oga forget, he or she can take ur life

crestedaguiyi:
he has not lost anything.

Mugabe and his likes needs to be pushed out.

Why should America come and help you fight terrorism but should not come and help you dethrone a leader whose action is not different from that of a terrorist.

After Mugabe and co is taken out, guess you know that ayatollah Buhari will be next except he turns a new live.

he is not different from Mugabe who do not obey the rule of law like him. He is also repressive like Mugabe.

he is presently fighting our freedom of speech and that is clearly shown in his budget for liar Mohammed ministry that is higher than that of ministry of Agriculture in a time when crude oil price is at a 10 year low.

Broda, I cn format ur brain n put ubuntu. Hope u dnt mind

Cutehector:
naaah, for upholding justice!

A fool at ur age has no use in dis life