₦airaland Forum

madenigga:
Wow... am impressed Rochas is really trying o.
Look at the metro rail it even has an upper deck

Guy, u no see da suspension bridge, make sense die

Kolade354:
can anything good come out of your brain
You bustering idiot should fvk off?
Asslicker oshi

i just changed wat i wrote, needed to haf a lil mercy on u cos of mods. i value my acct mor dan ur life

Kolade354:
You're a fool
Dey deserve what exactly
Is beating them in front of the congreation the way forward.
Same pastor was anointing another man diick.
You're dumb

u re dumb(er).
Read wat i wrote again
na ur type don see gstring of d whole street

d pastor na hypocrite, but neva d less, dey deserved it

gimakon:
It does my dear. Only maybe you and some other girls spent your time possibly dating the extreme wrong fùck boys who only know swag, and pussy...

Don't be offended. But there are still some good guys out there who want a decent girl.

Cheers.

like me. lol

dayveed1:
Who is iyanya

He's a footballer

Kids at work. Please slow down

eoadeniji:
Hey guys, what does this mean? there is this lady I am wooing, and she has been responding very well, I mean giving me attention. But I decided to ask her if she has a boyfriend so as to know my fate, and when I asked, she stylishly avoided answering me, rather asking me when I was travelling the next day,

She wan use u do insurance policy

lillylove2:
Please guys help me o. I've searched all over the internet and still can't find solution to this.

I have a link (html element), whose ID is automatically generated with PHP. Whenever the link is clicked, i want to insert the ID of the link into my database. The only problem now is how to get the ID.

This is my mock code:

///// The PHP that generates the id:
<?php
$id=(an array of numbers returned from a while loop);
?>


////the html link
<a href='#' onClick='MyId()' id='<?php echo $id ;?>'>Click Me</a>

/// the javascript function
function MyId() {
var ID=document.getElementById( the id of the element generated by php ).id;
}

My question now is how do i get and put the id of the clicked link into variable var ID

You can pass the id as an argument to the MyId function as below
<a href='#' onclick='MyId('<?php echo $id;?>') id='<?php echo $id;?>'>Click me</a>

Or u cn use jquery to retrieve d value of the id attribute
$('#id').attr('id')

U cn pm me if it doesn't work for you. Just willing to help

sniperwolf:
The rule still remains BODMAS. Parentheses and brackets are used interchangeably.
Of, Division and Multiplication are both Commutative and Associative. Same can be said for Exponent, Division and Multiplication

More or less like pemdas was formed by someone who had nothing meaningful to do. Cos it makes absolutely no difference. Nice explanation bro

Depends on how much ur fada collected as bride price. If he over collected, mbok open ya yansh

nigerianngo:
Hi Michael
since you studied computer engineering, you can apply to andela or cregital.

Andela: https://andela.com/apply/
Cregital: http://cregital.com/careers/

Tnx. Applied for cregital. Tried andela twice, nothing. Kinda gave up

Please I need internship placement.
Dats my cv.
Thanks in anticipation of your kind gesture.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4SHiuka_sPyM1dXZG5jeGpKUm1TeTY0VlFLa2hfQll1Yzlv

donhils:
You should not have allowed them scan anything for you in the first place. Anyways, u didn't know. Sorry.
But what those guys are doing is totally wrong and should be condemned.
Op if u won't do business with an Igbo man again, that probably means u may never do business with anybody again. Another thing you could've done was simply go out and look for those Mopol guys around, bring them there and all your problems would be solved.

And you'll spend notin mor dan 2k on the mopol. na im b say if dis guy com lagos, dem go chop im eye

Jobabori:
The tips are meant for GRA based " ajebuter" parents. A culture vast traditional parents brought up his/ her child to appreciate the "do' and " don't "of communal life which not only prohibit any form of sexual molestation but all form of abuses. You do not need to memorise tips about parenting, you imbibe it from your parents. The way you are brought up has a form of correlation with how you train your children. Do not sit on laps, do not call a kid your wife, do not visit neighbours are cosmetic child rearing tips. Parenting is natural, an innate skills, it is not learn through any formal approach as intend by the poster. If parenting is to be learn as a subject, then the kids of the educated ones could have been the best mortally but it is not so.

Exactly my brother. U sound like you av 10 kids. Lol
All dis tins didn't apply wen i was a kid, yet I wasn't abused sexually n all. E tey before my eyes open sef.

ikbnice:
[b]The news these days is filled with cases of child molestation by adults. Some of the incidence leading to this can be avoided if the children are equipped with adequate knowledge right from the early stage. No one will be able to capitalize on their ignorance.
HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS YOU NEED TO TEACH YOUR CHILD(REN) AT EARLY AGE :

1. Warn your girl child never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including close relations .

Wat if person no get motor, cuz dey might need to even lap in public transport. Even if you get motor, u cnt drive dem everywhere

2. Avoid getting dressed/UnCloth in front of your child, once he/she is 2 years old. Let them understand the value of privacy.

Some kids don spoil from belle. Izz pathetic

3. Never allow any adult refer to your child as 'my wife' or 'my husband', reprove it immediately.

Na dis generation i dey hear am. Wen I small everybody dey call you my husband, my wife nd wu born monkey well to try rubbish

4. Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they do, because young people now sexually abuse themselves.

Example : lezz do mumi n dadi. Ka ni pe we want to make baby. Oya, tope, open ur......

5. Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.

Na tru. Which kind love?

6. Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you may need to patiently ask lots of questions from your child.

Maybe u didn't take him to mr Biggs

7. Carefully educate your grown ups about the right values regarding SEX. If you don't, the society will teach them the wrong values and peer pressure will bend them negatively.

Instead of talking about abstinence, it's now protected sex. Smh.

8. It is always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons and movies you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves. Many of these are laced with negative sex.

Just give dem tom n jerry n relax ur brain

9. Ensure you activate parental controls on your cable networks and advice your friends especially those your child(ren) visit(s) often to do so.

Hide d remote, n make sure it's always on cartoon network or as i said tom n jerry

10. Teach your three-year-old how to wash his/her private part properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that
includes you (remember, charity begins from home and with you).

Includes who? D mama wey dey baf am? Someone else but not d pikin mama. Na da one small pikin go dey tell u to excuse because e wan dress. Wetin he carry?

11. Blacklist some materials/associates you think could threaten the sanity of your child (this includes music, movies and even friends and families).

Yh. If uncle sam grit u, dnt ansa him

12. Let your child(ren) understand the value of standing out of the crowd. Being different from others is never a crime.

Just teach em d value of being the best. No too much grammar.

13. Once your child complains about a particular person, don't keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show them you can defend them.

No go fite person on top wetin u no knw. Jst dnt allow ur child meet with such person, daz enough

Remember, you can't be too careful. [/b]

Importantly, u nid God, good members of the community n ursef to raise ur child. That u cn raise ur child alone is impossible.



Tnx op. Educative

ANIEXTY:
And lastly


13: lala's favorite


this list would not be complete without this (NLers will understand).

If i no add this one, lala go ban me oooo.....
Enjoy !!

Lala d snake man, good title for a nollywood movie

I graduated from Yabatech, computer engineering with upper credit and I want to switch to computer science for degree. How possible is it and which universities in Nigeria can accept computer engineering in science? Thanks

I graduated from Yabatech, computer engineering with upper credit and I want to switch to computer science for degree. How possible is it and which universities in Nigeria can accept computer engineering in science? Thanks

Fp plzzzz. Make sense. No 1 culprit

uncleu:
Dear commissioner, take your boys to the site and clear the said vegetation. Don't wait for accident to occur first.

U wan chop the vegetation? The commissioner said they shouldn't walk on it, he didn't say clearing it was going to solve any problem, clearing it sef na xtra disaster

Baba is back ooo

Papa y u lying?

Who we use d app? Herdsmen dat dindin go to skul or fama?

AceRoyal:
Always refurbishing equipments at heavily padded cost that would be enough to buy new onces.
I'm in support of the NA but those gunboats won't survive an onslaught from 50 calibre assault rifles.

It's the lives of the men that will be stationed on those gunboats I'm concerned about.

Nigerian Military should learn to be technologically innovative and proactive.

Godbless the Nigerian Army!
Godbless Nigerians!
Godbless Nigerian!

Those boats survive 50 cal ammo. U probably haven't seen one that has been hit. Those glasses behind the machine gun can survive multiple hits.

itsy:
My heart is so heavy and my search for a solution brought me here. Okay. For sometimes,i've been a little down emotionally because of some issues. Hubby asked me what the major problem is and I told him I want to pursue my career dream as I feel I let go of my goals in the process of working on my marriage. The issue now is hubby said no problem that I should pursue my career and he would sort himself out and that if I mentioned this earlier, we would have not been married. Pls, married people in the house, what does this mean? Matured minds only please

Befor I open my mouth, did u guys talk about being a housewife and pursuing ur career during ur courtship?

HERSLEY:
Can't wait to av mine... Wanna be a single mum. No time for drama. Who go gimme belle?

belle na small tin, i fit giv u belles