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taiwo3489:
Ejo lo fe ro.

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taiwo3489:
Story for the gods...

I doubt the gods of ur village can read

DonTim1:
my people perish for lack of information

what information dyu have that u think I dont?

Davefirst:
Let me try to inform you on Mapoly first because I can see that you haven't done a background research of the school before this comment. MAPOLY is one of the Foremost Poly with Professor [/b]as the Rector of the school. [b] Most of the HoDs in all department are either PHd holder or PHd in view, the departments in the school are well equipped more than most universities in the country; and the school has been independently run for over 6 years now through its IGR. Mapoly has been long due to be have become university. It's a welcome development for the State and the govt of the day.

Maybe you were a student of the school sha. But dyu know the information people outside have of mapoly?
The common information is that if u apply for mapoly, you'll get admission even if you scored very low in their aptitude test. This now shows that the school has a low standard. That's what we outside think.

Late Lt Col Abu Ali has been in the North East before Buhari became president, I also watched a video where a soldier said he has been in the operation for two years.
In films and documentaries I have watched, soldiers from US or UK that have fought in wars did not fight for such long periods, some have a two months tour and go back home except in cases where they want to stay, and I believe this is because of the mental and general health of the soldiers, only a few soldiers who are key to the war stay around that long and they are not usually combat troops.

What is the idea behind our soldiers staying very long in the front lines, because I think after this insurgency, we would have to battle with many cases of PTSD, well, maybe its not a black man tin

I sometimes do not understand the motive behind converting a polytechnic to a university because in real sense, they have different purposes. Universities have Profs as VCs while poly has a Doctor as a rector, there is a deficiency, even though the amount o books you have read doesnt determine the sense in ur head
Most poly lecturers dont even have masters, some are lecturing with B.sc, when you can't even lecture at a university with a B.sc except maybe as graduate assistant.
What should be done is that the standard of education and quality of instruction at this institutions be improvd, not conversion from one form to another. Befor i got admission into the poly, i heard that poly does practical well, but in my department, reverse was the case and many other departments i know of. An HP proliant server that costs millions of naira is left to gather dust in my department, switches and routers we should have used for networking practical are still inside their packaging.
The issue now is not facility, but instructors who have the technical know how to use this facilities to train students.
Other forms of improving our education should be sought, not conversion of one institution to another.

Explorers:
Rupa, 28, has her hair shaved at the Thiruthani Murugan Temple on Nov. 10 in Thiruttani, India, in the hopes that donating it to the gods will cure her daughter’s illness. It is common for Hindu believers to tonsure their hair at a temple as a young child and to mark other rites of passage.

The “temple hair,” as it’s known, is then auctioned off to a processing plant and then sold as pricey wigs and weaves in the US, Europe, and Africa.

Brazillian hair, chai

Nukualofa:
Seriously you called Fidel Castro a dictator?


You need to read more about him.


I love Fidel Castro

U dey mind da mumu? I had to read about him just yesterday, Lo n Behold, fell in love with him

Dis list ain't complete without Florence ita giwa

enshi:
I jogg 100km Evry sunday morning besides i play football... Pls help me call unto lalasticala

I guess u gotta keep applying. I don't know what went wrong wen u applied, but I guess a lot are in the army with knowing person wey sabi person.

But dis ur size gann. I haven't seen much soldiers with this kinda build. Even special forces. U sure say u fit carry body like dis?

Bouncer wanted. Apply within

grodt999:
kudos to a woman who had a child knowing she cannot feed it?
The mentality of black africans, kai! 6th century monkeys

I see u. White african

Me dnt undastand wat u mean by IT not being entry level. Depends on d position. Cos daz y u av junior developer, IT support, blah blah

MzPecs:
[color=#00cccc] You should have known that the mother of the child was warning you because of the incident you had with her child, what you should have done is to keep apologising no matter what rather you decided to keep malice with the mother of a child you teach at school. That's bad of you...


Don't you know your salary is being paid from the parents for your pupils, the slap is well deserved. Next time you learn good manners.

Revenge at your own risk! Go and apologise to your HM for being rude to a parent and stop acting RAZZ. [/color]

I guess u haven't worked in a place where u av to deal with customers. Dats y u re talking dis way. However, make op tel us wetin happen btw ha n d child

Compliance:
Let Dasuki be freed. There's no point keeping him, wasting government's money on keeping him in prison... For this buhariconomy.

He has not been declared guilty! Though he is technically corrupt. Let them free him until he is declared guilty and jailed. There are more guilty political criminals walking in our streets in convoys of corrupt pot bellied mopols. We'll rather have them all jail.

I'm not talking about tinubu or obasanjo o.

dem tel u say dem dey feed am shawarma?

Kx:
The thing is this:
If you insert repurchase clause to buy the assets back costly in the future- does that not tell you that the sale is not well conceived in the first place?
Secondly, you want to sell an asset to have money to spend, which assets are you expecting to yield revenues to finance the expected future buy back?

Finally, if you sell national assets to finance 2016 budget, what would you sell to finance 2017,2018,2019 etc budgets??

dem go sell deir mama

Proffdada:
Pure Photoshop at work

Wetin shark dey do for tropical waters?

NB: I even forgot about the make up, are there waterproof make up in vogue?

u re a caster. kilode?

maybe we don dey import shark na

Wrote my exam already. Don't know whether to call it sweet or bitter. If you already wrote yours, how was it n state ur course

Rednaxelot:
or probably we should cripple or maim our normal athletes representing us in the summer Olympics.

maybe dey wil perform better, Lets start with toriola

dominique:
Those cordless ear phones are a huge turnoff, why on earth should I be recharging earphones nitori Olorun? I'll patiently wait for the 7s or 8

U had beta glue da earphone to ur ear, or u go dey spend 69 k everyday

uyi26:
pls don't bring my sister into this. Is it my fault she wasn't willing to have premarital sex but was making premarital expenses?

Shey she force d guy? She hold im hand press atm?

6. Seasoning is synonymous to maggi, weda vedan or ajinomoto (maggi white) or knorr or royco,we dnt av times to differentiates d name especially in d kitchen.

help us add ur own, i wasnt such a criminal

soberdrunk:
Like we call every 'hot' water drink we take "tea" even when its "hot chocolate" or "ovaltine" or just "milk" in hot water, we still call it "tea"

Make i help u put pinshure.

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Topestbilly:
Op " All fast foods are referred to as "Mr Biggs". ?

Not sure the future of this thread will be a bright one

Read again, you may not be part of us that generalised

4. How many people know that "JEEP" is an automobile company? For some of us, all SUVs are called "jeep". Please change. Change begins with you

Davidblen:
Like We Call All The Noodles Indomie 'i Want To Buy Golden Penny Indomie' Eh Wetin Happen Na

Dont hijack my thread. Mbok

3. All noodles re called indomie, some even dey call spaghetti "indomie alai ni maggi"

2. Weda na close up o, clenol, colgate, all na "maclean". Some of use neva knew its called a toothpaste

As Nigerians particular brands have made our lifes so sweet and substitutes are referred to with the name of our first brands.

Among the ones that I am a culprit include:

1. All fast foods are referred to as "Mr Biggs". It was the most popular fast food years back. when daddy is leaving the house, "Daddy, buy Mr. Biggs for me". Like say dem wan buy d whole building.

soberdrunk:
The 'twerker' resemble one girl way i dey toast 4 Lagos way tell me say she be 'event planner' so nah the event way she dey plan be this My eyes cannot be deceiving me nah! I recognize her lips

na edible catering na

Mafizo:
Heyy
You forgot to mention pornhub.com
Pls don't quote me

i quote u wit immediate effect n automatic alacrity.

Commander in chief of vaseline forces

manuelrukky:
You forget all sins are equal. That you dnt fornicate dont mean you are 100% pure, the bible says for we all have sinned and come short of the glory of God, you to at some point in life. Were you given his sort of purnishment. Did Jesus subscribe to such, no remember the woman that was accused of adultery by the pharises

very tru. all deserve cane i swear.