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Let dem divorce abeg n allow us hear word. Their madness will not provide petrol for nigeria.
Meanwhile, buhari travels to afghanistan to sign a deal

Perfect thread for a hot afternoon

Wilson125:
Ette mkpo uka nkang inlaw ami adi nkak mien ndion, nso ke do?


Yak inlaw aba ke ukang amo ami nyun mba ke ukang mmi so dat emem aba..

Nso mkpo?

Hadez:
It has been a while since I had sex or anything romance.

Today I was with a very close friend of mine (male) who came visiting because we have no lectures. We have been friends for a year now and he totally understands the limit of our friendship. In fact he is my BFF

We were watching a movie and chatting when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing I push him away quickly and bring myself back to order and asked him to leave my apartment.

I feel so betrayed right now. He is just a friend and I have a boyfriend I love so much (distance relationship) please help me I don't feel right I am really feeling so guilty. What do I do?

U stupid gan. U don't love ur bf if u have a bff. Ur bf is supposed to be ur best friend. In fact, why would a guy come and visit you in your house, just you? Looks like you invited him

bigass123:
Pastor Adeboye Of RCCG Shocks Everyone As He Talks About His Impending Death

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The annual Holy Ghost Congress of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) ended with cold biblical references by the General Overseer, Pastor E.A Adeboye about death which left his audience in cold shock.

Millions of worshippers in attendance roared in disapproval as Pastor Adeboye, hinted at his possible passing.

The one-week programme ended on Saturday, with a three-in-one service, comprising anointing, communion and impartation. Ministering on the transfer of anointing, Adeboye said he would not be too young at 73 to go back to his creator. He would be 74 in March.

He was explaining why the transferred anointing is always more potent than the index case, using Moses and Elijah as examples. Using the scripture, Adeboye pointed that where Moses, who got his anointing directly from God failed, Joshua, who got his fire from Moses, excelled.

He also cited the case of Prophet Elijah who performed 7 miracles while Elisha who got his anointing from Elijah when God was taking him away, performed 14 miracles.

Adeboye equally explained that the beneficiaries got the transferred anointing when their masters were about passing away.

He said he would anoint his wife and other very senior pastors who, in turn, would anoint other pastors, from where the worshippers would experience their own anointing fire.
After the explanation, he looked at the congregation and said:

"you may be wondering if I am about to go. Will it be too early for a 73-year-old man to die? If I go now, who will say it is too early? "

At this point, the worshippers, who were at the beginning rejecting his passing in a murmur, roared their disapproval loudly from all the four corners of the new auditorium.

Smiling, Adeboye added, “I am not too young to die.” Again, the crowd screamed their disapproval.

He later calmed everyone down, saying:

"okay, it is not now (I’m not dying now)."
To which the crowd roared a thunderous “Amen.”


Source : http://xsouth.com/pastor-adeboye-of-redeemed-church-shocks-everyone-as-he-talks-about-his-impending-death/

The guy don old na. If e die, we know say e don try on dis earth

tortmistress:
Ladies and gentleman I am at my wits' end and need some help. My hubby of 8 years, who used to be a lovely, generous man, has turned around to become someone I cannot recognize. I myself am not from Nigeria. I have started to wonder if maybe others may have a better sense of what is happening here - that maybe there are some cultural issues that I am missing.

To the meat of the story - my hubby and I have been living quite peacefully with no major problem with our two children. 2015 I started to notice that my hubby seemed concerned if I chat with any brother at church, even briefly. Because of my profession, some people at church will accost me after service to ask 1 or 2 questions and I will often give advice but of course there is nothing bad or immoral being discussed. My hubby has always been aware this happens, and had not problem but recently started being annoyed if the person asking a question is a brother. I tried to discuss with him but also reduced my habit to keep the peace.

Okay, I thought maybe that is all but then things started to get worse - my hubby started to ask me what did I tell this person or that person about him. And I said ah of course I cannot discuss you with this person, if you are mentioned it's just them asking how you are doing and asking to send their regards to you. He started claiming I am discussing him with people and that I am letting people know his business. I try to ask him to clarify what exactly I have said, and to who, and to tell me where he is getting this information but he does not answer. I just say eh sorry but really I don't know what he is talking about.

Things now have gotten seriously out of hand. He is claiming that he has it on good authority that I have conspired with some evil people that are targeting him and I am doing things on purpose to agitate him. I have tried everything I can try to explain to him that this is not true, and that I don't even know how one conspires with evil people. He says someone confirmed his suspicions and told him that I made a deal with the evil people that I will help them to make his life miserable, and in return I will get custody of the children. I have not idea who the person that told him that is and I have not idea where that theory is coming from because God knows my heart, I have never had any evil intent toward my hubby.

His behaviour has become increasingly bizarre and he wakes me up at all times of the night asking me to tell him about the conspiracy that is going on concerning him. When I say I don't know he get agitated and tells me I am such a liar. He claims the children are also being used against him to mock him (our oldest is 6). He says other people outside also mock him. There is no peace in my house, every day is a new story. I cannot have a simple conversation without being accused of mocking him or trying to manipulate him so I can laugh with the evil people. I have informed his family back home and they simply say we should pray for our marriage. I suggested to him that maybe we should try to speak to psychologist and he said a prophet already told him that the evil people and I intend to lie about him and say he is crazy.

Please can someone shed some light on this for me? It is sad and heartbreaking for me to even type this but the truth is that if I cannot understand what is going on soon and see a light at the end of the tunnel I will have to turn my back on my marriage. Please if anyone knows anything that can help me understand him and help him let me know. Thank you for reading this far.

He's not angry at all, neither does he think you are cheating. Just don't reply him, he'll com to his senses. Someone has probably told him to change his behavior thinking that you will end up cheating on him. No just mind d man abeg.

Rakash:
Nairalanders afta signing up on nairaland days ago i need ur advice........ I love my girlfriend so much apart frm dis dia has neva bn a cause to doubt her love and sincerity but i honestly cant just put dis away even no matter hw hard i try. We hav bn dating for abt 2 yrs....and dia is dis guy she told me is her cousin and i neva doubted her because she didnt give me any reasons to. Since he lives around he comes to d house sometimes wen she is wit me to pay us a visit and hav not acted funny in any of his visits. Sometimes i leave both of dem at home and step out to get stuffs. Not until last nyt wen i was trying to sign her up on IMO social network using her fone, a msg entered and wat it displayed was d guy's name tellin her how much he cant get ova her even afta 3 yrs of seperation.....he also wrote dat he knows she loves me so much but is pleadin for just a little chance to prove dat they are meant to be together. Dis got me very angry and wen i confronted her she apologised for saying he is her cousin. Now i cant get off the tot dat i always left dem together in my house wen goin out. because at den i didnt kno all dis and the guy didnt even act suspicious. Pls wat shud i do......cant see my self breakin up wit her but the trust is no longa dia. To put salt and pepper into injury afta d guy heard i had found out she lied to me......he called me dis mornin apolgising on her behalf and tellin me hw good, faithful, sweet, beautiful my girl is, he also adviced me not to loose her.

Guy, park ur kaya dey go. If she has lied to u nd u caught ha, u cnt trust ha again. No love without trust. If ur partner lies to u, oga forget, he or she can take ur life

crestedaguiyi:
he has not lost anything.

Mugabe and his likes needs to be pushed out.

Why should America come and help you fight terrorism but should not come and help you dethrone a leader whose action is not different from that of a terrorist.

After Mugabe and co is taken out, guess you know that ayatollah Buhari will be next except he turns a new live.

he is not different from Mugabe who do not obey the rule of law like him. He is also repressive like Mugabe.

he is presently fighting our freedom of speech and that is clearly shown in his budget for liar Mohammed ministry that is higher than that of ministry of Agriculture in a time when crude oil price is at a 10 year low.

Broda, I cn format ur brain n put ubuntu. Hope u dnt mind

Cutehector:
naaah, for upholding justice!

A fool at ur age has no use in dis life

All d fools here dat discredit virginity are definitely not married. They are single boyz who don't earn a living but want to hit every puny they come across. Get yourself a life and see if virginity doesn't matter to you. Awon smellos alainise oniranu. If u want ur virginity back, com n take it.

IamLEGEND1:
Abeg kip quiet

If keeping ur virginity will help u stay sane and improve ur useless self image,then by all means. No one is stopping you, it is ur vagína afterall.

But to then open ur mouth and start misyarning about stuff u obviously know nothing about is a travesty.

Just because you turned out to be a virgin on ur wedding night makes absolutely no difference to anyone but urself. it might make u feel like you've achieved some life long goal,but that doesn't apply to ur partner.

See this is exactly why virgins are useless. just because you managed to keep a thin membrane covering the entrance to your vagína intact doesn't mean you deserve respect. What dignity and love ur husband bestows on you has nothing to do with ur virginity.

.mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww, all these dumb bítches and their misplaced sense of entitlement.

#SmH

I bet ur gf uses alum to keep tight. Olodo oshi

Only non-virgins wake up to open such a silly thread just to console their selves of their virginity loss.
Will your fada die if someone remains a virgin or will your grandma be raped if a man asks for a Virgin wife?
Y take paracetamol on someone's headache?
Virginity is a virtue, if u can't live with it, drink sniper. If you have lost yours, u cnt regain it, however u cn stop ur sexually mischievous life.

Prophesy for where. Them go dey talk normal tinz dey call am prophesy

These are things that happen year in year out. They are normal. There's nothing prophetic here. Yimu
God guide us to the truth

Booking this land on behalf of omonile club of nairaland. United we stand.

B like dem porn stars on pornhub. Does she have a husband or a house boy?

hungryboy:
What is a human life worth in this country?,
An american soldier kills a surrendering Taliban fighter(an enemy combatant) and he is sent to jail,
A Nigerian soldier kills a dozen Biafra activists,
And it doesn't even get a mention by the President talk less of the Soldier going to jail,
Soldiers kill over 300 Shittes,
And the chief of staff is summoned by a senate panel that will ask him a few questions and tell him to take a bow,
This country is a joke

Wrong facts my broda. Go and read about what led to the killing. Besides, America would not jail it's soldier for killing a surrendering taliban. They send their soldier to even kill civilians to keep an unending chain of enemies. Educate yasef bro

Ftc. Yipeee.
Beta format ur husband.




Brb.

bastien:
guy not every family give bribe or accept one

I'm not saying she should pay bribe, but such Bleep up is expected

Iranu, Abasha. Abia oshi

Welcome to Nigeria. She dey do like say she no knw hw dis country dey run.

Rip

frodobee:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/peteguest/2015/11/11/nigerias-cabinet-kemi-adeosun-tasked-with-fixing-africas-largest-economy/2/

Forbes just collected wailing wailers form. Oyinbo always thinking they know better. Shiorrrrr

benedictnsi:
Lagos trailer and tanker drivers needs to go for sanctification and deliverance in India °°°°°°°

Or come to "otumogrisi" shrine with the following items for sacrifice

1.......... 3 legs of scorpion

2.......... 2 pairs of crocodile teeth.

3.......... 4 koboko bought from Cele church

4.......... 1 white vulture

5.......... A foliage of anunuebe leaves

6.......... A glass of water from ogun river

7.......... 2 white kolanuts.

8........... A bucket of Sands from lagos cemetery

9........... 3 feathers of a native cock.

10........ 1 keg of Palm wine.

After these sacrifices, Una driving will never remain the same......... Otumogrisi have spoken!!!

And also, two Virgin mosquito and one recently disvirgin rat

Pot of jagbajantis

May the lord bless the souls of this men. War tears a man apart but they have decided to go under the knife. Jah bless dem

Bomb dey dis op head. Nnamdi kanu don pour sp*rm for ya head.

TOMTOM15:
and some people said kanu shouldn't rott in jail...

rot is an understatement. Rapture go com meet im sand for kirikiri

Person wey dey snap breast dey preach to us. Wonders shall never begin.

SmartMugu:
I've seen different Biafra maps. I think the last one I saw had Imo, Lagos, Osun, Taraba, Oyo, Enugu and Zamfara states. Yes i think it was just those 7 states. Please google to confirm A firm map hasn't been agreed on yet as I know.

Den dey must be high on saliva. Just smh for them