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goldfish80: As a guy, I feel kinda creepy commenting on this thread(for obvious reasons)...its a thread fø̲̣̣я̅ †ђξm ladies but again I think its criminal to kip out My namesake chidi mokeme... Its just NOT RIGHT!!

Incidentally,if u look below at d board(*viewing this topic*),u'll see that most of d ppl viewing d thread are male...(Yep,like d one reading this right now)

First of all,did u guys see d 2nd e-diot that quoted d whole post just to give a one-word response?that's by d way sha...
@topic: who is dis woman,barbara juliano? A world-class model?how come I aint never heard of her?and she claims she was a model for lux beauty soap? Meanwhile,14million on a bag? Sorry barbara,but lookin at ur hair,make-up,outfit,wristwatch;u don't seem like d kinda girl who particularly buys expensive/high-quality stuff. Just my opinion tho...

uhuns: lests view this from the other angle

suppose the g mum is actually one.
its just a thaught.

What's a "thaught"?

It's awesome that everyone here loves their mom, (I love mine too),but dis pix is showing how sweet a child can also be to a parent,not d other way around.I hope I'll hav kids that'll make me love 'em as much as I love my mom.

401kk: Looks like he's giving her a cigarette.

U saw it too? I thot I was seeing things o!d pix is really sweet sha.thank God for d child.d woman might not hav any other person who has time to feed her everytime.mothers are great,but a child is also a sweet blessing.

Victoriousvic: Uhm...i wanna find out something about this carry-over.... when you retake the course, does your new grade improve your GPA?

Well,I'm not so sure about d authenticity of this (or whether it's d same system for all schools),but I think ur eventual grade for d course ur had to re-take wuld be an average of ur previous and present grade.thus,if u had,say,30 in a course,then make 70 after retaking it,ur official grade wuld be d average of 30 and 70,which wuld be "50%".

nikkyshyne: Never had a carry over. Don't even know what that means.

Are u sure?oya bring ur transcripts let's see!

dollyptosh: Mehn it was terrible...engrg graphics i got 31pcnt

Na dat kain one dey pain pass:only 9 marks remaining to get u to d promised land! I once had 38% in a chemistry course.just 2 marks to save me from carry over.it was so painful cos I had to re-write d course with ppl wey even get 12%!

kokosheen: My first, second and third carry-overs were my fault.. Too much club things, too much voltron arrangement, believing everyone in our Voltron-crew was like me, wicked lecturer (re-arranged the exam hall at the last minute ).

When I saw my results with F-s, I just buckled up in subsequent semesters and got good grades (graduated with 2.1). I knew it was my fault and was just disappointed in myself. It even gave me the opportunity of dropping stragglers from the crew.

Lol@ "voltron arrangement". Thers always strength in numbers...until d lecturer seizes ur blazing sword.Muahahahaha!

specialguest: Am i the only one thinking addictiv's uncle might be "Siena"....

quote author=addictiv]I have a billionaire uncle that only allows his wife or daughter to sit in front. no other woman sits in that seat even if its just him and another female and she is a relative, she sits at the back as long as he is driving......don't really understand the guy but that's his ish....for me no big deal anyone can sit in front as long as its not a child below 12, and must use the seat belt. but when i find a wife every other person takes the bench if i am driving...safety first!!!

Hahaha...u might be onto something,u know.oya,addictive and siena,confess!

addictiv: I have a billionaire uncle that only allows his wife or daughter to sit in front. no other woman sits in that seat even if its just him and another female and she is a relative, she sits at the back as long as he is driving......don't really understand the guy but that's his ish....for me no big deal anyone can sit in front as long as its not a child below 12, and must use the seat belt. but when i find a wife every other person takes the bench if i am driving...safety first!!!

It's probably becos ur uncle is a billionaire,that's why he allows his wife sit in front...(I'm guessing his financial status was relevant to d story,that's why u had to mention it,no?)

Failing a course,and thereby having a "carry-over" is one of the most harrowing experiences one can hav in the university (especially if it's a first time).
The first time I had a carry-over,I felt so devastated.I kinda knew I wuldnt do well in d course cos it was a practical exam and I didn't finish b4 the alloted time was up,but I didn't expect an "F",and wen d result came out,I was like: "what? Not even an "E"?",lol.I later re-wrote it and passed very very well sha;(ask anybody!)

This story is too funny sha! So ridiculous,I can't stop laughing! Imagine jimo,who "used to strong" crying like a baby.his colleague no even help matters at all (I didn't know it was ordinary bite that was scaring him).hahaha! Another priceless quote: "don't u know chritmas is coming...";that's sufficient and plausible explanation for every crime commited around xmas period.
This story reminds me of one I read sometime abt 2 thieves trying to rob a man on a bush-path in lag.d man turned out to be so powerful,that at d end of d day,he seized their gun,seized their motor-cycle,and seized d money in their pocket.one escaped but d other was nearly beaten to death by d man.he somehow escaped and went to REPORT 2 THE POLICE!hahahah!
But com o,why did dis politician bite jimo's p.rick nah?he didn't see other body parts to munch on? Not fair o!!!!

[quote author=Table Leg ]Jesus wept[/quote]No dear;actually,"Jamiu" (the bitten robber) wept...like a baby,if we're to go by what his "professional colleague said.

cap28: nigerian society is becoming so decadent and immoral - now anything goes, transvestites, homos.exuals, transgenders are now becomign the order of the day in nigeria, where are we heading to with all of this decadence? who is pushing this negative agenda? it must surely backfire because it is alien to africa and its people, we need a revolution in nigeria so that all of this western imported junk can be wiped out of our system once and for all in order for us to build up from scratch and become a nation to be reckoned with.

Um...what are u goin on abt? Are we commenting on d same thread/topic here?either I'm on d wrong thread,or u are.

Baby mama: This outfit did her a great injustice
She looks like she is 9 months pregnant

...Yea,that's exactly how people look wen they're NINE months pregnant.

usmsam: Denrele is still bleaching and fixing weavon, eh Nawaoo!!! Nothing we wont c in naija!

Which kain glass be dis one on his eye again like windscreen Wey hin wipers?
PURE DISGRACE TO MANHOOD!! (and peeps will tell me he is not a gay. Hian!)

I'm sure u don't even know dis thread is actually about omotola;u got totally distracted and preoccupied with denrele,lol

Um...no.12; we don't bleed?really? I bleed wenever I hav an injury o,lol.

I guess he took d term: "go hug transformer" a bit too literally? Lol. D tin no dey shock am ni?

afam4eva: I guess since they've found a replacement for HIV/Aids they can now release the cure that they've been hiding.

U're joking,right?

ESULAALU: POOR CHILD SEEKING FOR ATTENTION.
MIMICKS THE ID-IOTA "ME NEXT"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVEN THE SUPPOSED STRONG CONTENDERS TOOK ME ON AND SHAMEFULLY BOWED OUT,SCOURING TO THEIR HOLES LIKE THE TIMID RATS THEY ARE.
ASK YOUR FATHER TO CONTEND WITH ME INSTEAD AND IF YOU INSIST I HAVE GOT SOME LEFT OVER POO FOR YOU TO SUCK ON.
F+CKED OFF SUCKA

OMG! I can't believe dis re.tarded grandma(I still refuse to believe u're male) actually responded!LWKMD. Wen I implied that u were a raving lunatic in my previou post,I was only half-serious;but now I'm totally convinced beyond doubt that ur skull is a vaccum!
My God! Is ur life really so miserable?what happnd in ur life to make u so sad and in need of weird, self-validation?
I get that as a newbie on nairaland,d excitement might be over-whelming;that's prolly why u just can't seem to help urself.
Here's a tip for u maam: if u don't know what to type,but can't resist d urge to touch ur computer,set ur keypad (or your fingers...or yourself) on fire,and make d world a saner place.

temmysoremekun: OMG micki ure such a clown...but seriously ds man is sick!!!hw on earth will γ̲̣̣̥o̲̣̥υ̲̣̥ marry a PIlLOW.....ds man needs help!!!gosh

Hehehehe!...I know,righ?

ESULAALU: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

GO AND TELL YOUR M'O'THER THAT I ESULAAALU SAID YOU ARE A BASTARD.YOUR MAD FATHER ROAMING THE STREETS OF ABA NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION.YOU ARE SO BRAZEN TO REPLY ME,HAVE YOU NOT SEEN EVERYONE HAS ABANDONED THIS THREAD,SO YOU ARE THE ONE BOLD ENOUGH TO REPLY ME. YOU ARE NEXT TO BE CONSUMED BY AMADIOHA.FOOD FOR VULTURES.

NO TIME FOR YOU THIS MORNING AND FOREVER SO GET LOST.

*me next*....After reading all ur posts,silently,I can only come to one conclusion: u're mentally imbalanced and in need of urgent therapy.either that,or ur life is so fucking boring! D ticklemamam u are fighting for has gone to rest,and yet u hav time to stay and fight battles?
U claim to be "advanced in age"...I refuse to believe that,cos ur foolishness proves d opposite.or,maybe while ur gray hair,wrinkles,and pot-belly were advancing,ur brain culdnt keep up and got left behind!
*I dey wait for u*...

Becos some of us are so f.uckin gorgeous that u can't look directly at us without suffering from blindness or madness or deadness! *grin*