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[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]Apparently, someone has yet to receive the message that he is being ignored

Apparently, that same someone believes i am a Cameroonian as Well....

I guess he will get the message sooner or Later.



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Look at how Beautiful Mj nose use to be...


https://i48.tinypic.com/1072720.png[/quote]Royal,don't u think u might be blowing dis whole thing way out of proportion?trying to improve ur appearnace doesn't always necessarily translate into self-hate;its just like d normal groomin u do(combin ur hair and stuff),except,maybe an advanced form of grooming.ppl from all races constantly undergo surgeries or make-up sessions to improve their appearance but that doesn't always mean they hate their race or ethnicity.the truth is that,different races hav different features that are generally considered "beautiful":black girls hav full,sexy lips,white girls hav slim,cute noses;black girls hav curvy,sexy butts,white girls hav silky,flowy hair etc. In a bid to improve ur looks(no matter ur race),u might hav to alter ur features to that state which is generally considered "beautiful",co-incidentally,such features might be more common in people of a different race than urs.for instance,a white woman might want to inject collagen into her lips,to make them fuller and sexier.incidentally,black women hav fuller,sexier lips;wuld u say the white woman hates her race and herself and wishes she was black just becos she wants pretty lips?I don't think so!for some individuals,self-hate is a real problem,but for most people,I think they just want to look good. A black woman that goes for rhinoplasty might not necessarily be thinking "I want a white nose"; she might just be thinking "I want a cute nose"(and there's nothing wrong with wanting to look good;u groom urself,cos u want to look good,don't u?does that mean u hate urself?)

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: I need to try this Garri, I wanna see what's all the Rave About

U really shuld! Best served with chilled water,crunchy groundnuts and a whole lot of sugar,hehehehe!

torkaka: why has this made front page? the picture is of a Zimbabwean man set ablaze in south Africa!!

Wait...what? D KENYAN witch is actually a ZIMBABWEAN man who was set ablaze in SOUTH AFRICA?

deletrue: My goodness, what the hell is this? How did this guy know how to visit NL with this terrible level in English grammer? I means, for how long wonders will continue to remain relevant?

U sef,u last sentence get as e be...lol

ihedioramma: AM SORRY FOR THE GUYS THEY DONT READ BIBLE OR DONT UNDERSTAND IT JESUS LET US TO NO THAT WE NEED TO PRAY FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS, TELL ME THE WRONG SEX AND OTHER SIN JESUS TELL US NOT TO DO IS THIS GUYS KEEPING IT? IF THE WOMAN DID THAT SIN IS NOT GOOD. WE HAVE TO forgive so GOD can forgive us our own sin's, that is what we say in prayer. GOD have marcy on them there anger is ten much.

*dey haff com again o*...Nna,what are u speaking,biko?

jackbauersballs: Glamour Model

This ugly girl is a Glamour Model?

What's even remotely glamorous about her?

And look at that Cuckold husband's fat lips - Busted open and looking like a Bar Beach Donkey...

After getting beat up, the Nigga is still holding her hand...Is he trying to avoid another slap?

U underestimate the power of hair extensions,make-up,a spray tan,a push-up bra,louboutin heels,camera,lighting,air-brushing,photo-editting...I bet u wuldnt recognize her if u saw her in one of those magazines.
I sure wuldnt like to be d photographer that has to shoot her wen she's PMSing tho!

sheyie2007: Abeg, I sent my sister to go help me get airtime, abeg una help me see am? She never show

She's in d sexuality section.seun begged her to follow him there so that she can help him check one thing...

Wow! Really cool.Tiwa,Tonto,Toolz...seems d young man has a thing for celebs whose names start with d letter, "T"(watch out Tyra Banks;u're abt to be photoshopped,lol)

*pulls down boxers and looks down*...Thank God my 'kporindo' is not "micro" o!

parki: Make up is a woman's best friend. Without make-up, all the ugly girls would have committed suicide and killed themselves.

Lo ba tan!...u're joking,right? They will commit suicide and still kill themselves on top?

fubbyy: Lol... I don't know your age exactly but I don't think you are more than 19 or 20, I will be 27 in few months time,very older than you so we don't need to engage on a E- war, I only gave you an advice, I could remember when I was 17 or 18 I used to see people in their mid 20's as grand pa but funny enough there's no difference between me and them now,we are all men,Lol..

Don't worry in few years to come, you will see your self mingling with us as men, you might even be older than me then...Lol

Dude,seriously,what the f.uck are u speaking tho? He's 20 now and u're 27,but in a few years time,he might be older than u?what does that even mean?

Idowuogbo: Chai! I hail d best English Teacher in Enugu.

Hahaha! I think say na only me see that hin "point and kill" grammar!as I was reading that 1st paragraph,I felt as if I was trying to sort thru rubble,lol.but idowu,u're just a wicked soul o! Why evils nah? U need Jesus...

Airforce1: Guy read my comment well and stop asking yeye question

U sef read d article well b4 u say rubbish! No one said pepsi had dropped wizkid yet. And ur comment abt davido and mtn doesn't make any sense.

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]You naija boys are confused.....you constantly tell these dark gurls they are ugly....

Constantly tell them to bleach.....

Then when they bleach.....you are all like.."eww she is ugly & orange .."...

Wtf did you all expect?....

Confused bunch of men you are. Lol
[/quote]Its not all naija men;just that crazy-in-d-head, f*cked up niccur,"scare-force1". He needs help and a shrink...and Jesus!

Vikin: Lol @ desparrow, you got a point..
But human right never succeed na animal right?

The humans are dying of hunger, dem see dog...what do you expect?

I remember when they nearly killed our dog, very big dog, cut his chain and went for a run, when he returned...he just laid in front of our house breathing a sign of death escape.

You need to see the machete cuts on his body, but he fought back and escaped!

After then, no one told him to remain in the compound even without chains..

Lol.ur dog was lucky;some never returned to tell d tale!

Airforce1: I'm not as dark as I appeared n dat picture... If u see me in real life your gonna be jealous.
My skin glows, smooth and tender.. I don't swallow fufu or amala like u for breakfast. Lmaaoooo

Brov, please take a good look at May D and tell me if he looks like someone who could afford three square meal a day Lmmaaooo.
I don't want to talk about his Gayy partner Charly boy cuz dat one na big craze


Let's face it bro, if May D can't affrod three square healthy meal a day to do justice to his skin, can't he afford a bottle of bleaching cream
I like this guyz music but his appearance most times speaks bad bout Nigerian Artists.

Mode 9 is another yeye person

Dis boy no go kill me with laff!ur skin is glowing and tender ke?is it not d same u we saw in dat ur yeye thread?
I taya for u matter! Ur case is in a glass jar!

Airforce1: No brov, no multiple identity...
I gat lotsa fans on nairaland and every comment I put up here makes whole lotsa sense than any comment u would ever make in your entire life..... Lmmaaooooo


May D is too dark for my liking .. He needs to go get a bleaching cream to lighten up his skin colour atleast a little.

And by the way, why are Nigerian Celebrities looking so hungry? Lmmaaoooo
Good food don finish for Nigeria?

B4 u ask other ppl to bleach,just remember that we hav seen d colour of ur own skin and we all know that u're blacker than satan's heart.so maybe u shuld practice what u preach and start bleaching.(Or is dis ur bleaching campaign a publicity stunt?are u trying to be as infamous as Mr.Cork?...no offeinse)

I luv May D's songs and dancing but...NO,NO,NO;his face is just not okay at all!Mba! Wen I look at that face for too long,my eyes start to water!(Kind of reminds me of airforce1,actually! )

Airforce1: I'm ashamed of May D
I can't really tell between him and Bance who z finer

And why is he dark skinned? Can't he bleach?

I kip asking myself, who is that other person that kips liking this ur pro-bleaching comment.surely,u hav another account on nairaland,no?

kulyie: abeg no dey abuse the kukere crooner :p kilo rani gba e gan,sho ara e o:p

I no abuse am o! But I just said d truth nah.abi make I lie?

goldfish80: Looks like Iyanya has a new fetish for midgets.

He's not so tall himself,so it all measures up (no pun intended!)

*sigh*...since no one else is brave enuff to do it,imma hav to take matters into my own hands:I hereby nominate...MICKI83!(What?y'all didn't really think I was gonna nominate someone other than me,did u?)
https://www.nairaland.com/micki83

Um...can we nominate more than one person?

Wow! This is beyond shocking! Over noodles? Damn! I'd hate to see what they'd do to doctors who fail to save a patient's life...

Ooooh,Genny of life! I don't think even d goddess,Aphrodite,can match Genny in terms of elegance,poise,grace and style! *sigh*...she's just a pleasure to stare at and listen to.

Lordave: Really? What's the big deal there? A prostitute could wear whatever she likes in as much as it portrays sensitive parts of her body and leaves her having to deal with the numerous customers waiting to have their turn. In my place, I do see girls wearing Hijab, and having two legs, but before I could turn back, I would see the same person with only one head and four legs.

Muahahaha!dis got me laffing so hard.I remember back then in skool,everyone wuld go for nite-class to study.mid-way during d "studying",ppl wuld start vanishing into thin air but if u were to step outside,into d darkness,u'd see several mutant beings with one,one body and four,four legs!

[quote author=Brand_new]I don't think she can compete with Beyonce talent wise. Hence her jealousy. [/quot
True,she can't compete with beyonce,talent-wise(but,really,who can?),however,she's holding her own right now in d industry.plus,I don't think "jealousy" is d right word.she must hav had feelings of resentment,which is only natural,and her self-esteem must hav suffered wen her "mate" achieved near-goddess status,while she was being described as mediocre,at best.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Right? I read the story earlier and was feeling for her somehow. They split and then Beyoncé released her debut album, which is still her best selling and most successful album. Kelly experienced that "backup singer" shame. The lead singer took off and people tend to forget that she was 1/3 (and 1/4) of a group of other very talented women. And her being abused didn't make things any easier. I'm glad she got over it too. She's too beautiful and strong to be bogged down by such for too long.[/size]

Lol@ "back-up singer shame"...I must confess,I didn't really care too much for kelly wen she went solo,but recently,she's really grown into a strong,confident singer/performer (even if she's blatantly taking d "sex sells route"-but then again,who isn't?).d sex-appeal is working for her;at least I know that's PART of what's drawing my attention to her.

Wow.it truly must hav bin difficult,watching someone u started with (and who was apparently more promoted than u were) rise to unimaginable heights of glory and fame.
Thank God she got over d feelings of resentment sha. Don't worry kelly;not being as big a star as beyonce doesn't make u an under-achieved artiste (cos,let's face it,who really is as big a star as beyonce?)

...He might hav missed "heaven" but at least he hasn't missed yaba-left...not too late,u know.lol

tomakint: ...Life is indeed transient, life is not fair, life is tough, only the strong-willed survives it! Just like that, a life is gone? May her soul rest in PEACE!

I agree with u: may her soul rest in peace.however,I don't really understand what u mean in dis context by saying "only d strong-willed survive".are u implying that she died becos she wasn't strong-willed enuff to fight off d robbers? I think trying to resist d robbers is what actually got her killed.