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CAMEROONPRIDE: stop stalking, fcking ape. When u at it , don't forget to change your smelly pamper

LMFAO! Now u insult me for pointing out d obvious?did I lie when I said u were tooooooooo ACTIVE on all GAY threads?oya check ur history by urself and see if it isn't true.u carry all gay threads on ur head as tho u hav a personal stake in d matter.do u hav a personal stake in d matter?(And d fact that u're goin to quote me now,further strengthens my point,hehehe) take a chill pill,dude;stop showing sooooo much interest and excitement wenever u see a gay thread;it's not a good look on u...

CAMEROONPRIDE: why Obama ur master and Cameron ur shagger aren't boycotting the games in Russia...them only know how to talk in Senegal and preach Satanism to Africans. we will send u back over there since u love them so much .

U're too active on all gay threads tho...TOO,TOO active...as in tooooooo active...

Adamskuty: my gay slave i hope u had a nice time with my dog,u malnourished pig with smeghead..... I need to tie a rope round ur neck and drag u across the cactus filled wasteland of ur gay village,only God knows the number of fowls u have ra..ped.. Ur neigbour's fowls.. nincompoop...

..."Pee in his mouth"?..."Tie a rope around his neck"?..."Drag him across a cactus-wasteland"?...hmm.ur description of all d nasty,naughty,sado-masochistic things u want to do to dis "nocontract" dude is quite hardcore and...specific;like u've put a lot of thought into this.hav u put a lot of thought into it?

Oh dear! Will dis thread never come to an end?*sigh*...(Uyi,I see u lurking in d shadows... )

Op,ur pics are really cool.u must be a celeb of sorts,urself,to hav so much access to celebs.I'm most impressed by ur pix with Paul Walker sha(hope u got his autograph...what am I saying sef;u got his Photograph!that's good enuff 4 me! )

jim jones: i'm an atheist, kind sir. honest to any god just don't cut it for me. i wanna trust you aint with the government, but god knows i can't. his name is not enough.

I give up...(Make dis issue no come serious pass as e be so,lol)

jim jones: don't i know you, homie? you work for the nairaland government, don't you? sorry man, i don't fuсks with the nairaland popo.

blessings.

No No No! I just wanna learn how u side-step d censor,so I can do d same and curse all I want...honest to God!

joeydozzy: .I don't know how such a fine girl got involved with this ugly mofo. Even Airforce1 is finer

Anyway, team Beverly

U lie! no one is uglier than "scare-force1"!

Rawdeal: Wateva. If Angelo had a chance of winning the prize, they might have evicted just 1 person. He was just a lost overgrown bush-baby

Muahahaha! Bush-baby ni?chei! Why evils nah! *dead*

jim jones: farkin arrogant douchebag, this modenine is, aint he? i've always maintained that this guy is irrelevant. he and his dickriding fans have an unrealistic/exaggerated sense of his "talent"(and i use that word loosely). if he's not jacking jay-z's song cry or girls girls girls, he's whining about x, y, or z. farkin immature person! i remember how he responded when he was asked 'what his opinion was on the 50cent/idris abdulkareem beef'. his response was not only juvenile, it was retаrded.

mr modenine, nigerians have heard your bs rap songs, and most of them couldn't give a fuсk even if they tried! i triple dare you to send your records to kings of hardcore rap like the wutang clan or jedi mind tricks or....fuсk it, name your pick....let's see if any one of them would even consider collaborating with yo weakаss. the world has moved on from wherever the fuсk you think you're at. run along now, charleh...go write another arsenal song...or put out a 40-track album. your dickriders would sure appreciate that!

Pls bro(un-related to d topic,by d way); how did u spell "f.uck" in ur post,without being nabbed by nairaland's auto-dirty-word-censor?(Anticipating ur response;tnx )

Dallas Cowgirl: Nigerians and their exaltation of skin bleachers

Do u actually believe that some africans are naturally light-skinned? I think u hav dis false notion that every african must be dark-skinned.I'm sure u believe pete edochie is also a "bleacher".I find it odd,really...

Dear Mode9,did u know that kcee's "Limpopo" won d award for best song of d year?(City people or this day;can't remember).Limpopo has,what...like,9 words,on d whole?...#justSaying

Hmm...she says she's in a relationship with someone whose identity she's not willing to expose.d reporter then asks: "what's ur relationship with eldee" and her response is:"I won't say anything"...pls,I hav a very slow brain;for those of u who are sure,can someone pls tell me whether she's dating eldee?(I need d information for something very important! )

yuzedo: huh? wuz dis? who is these yellow bingo?? very ugly tin, she looooooook like who hawk tortis bress milk inside vileage! even d girraf juju stachu is loooookin at her like who ritual killer. we give upp!!

Wait...is dis d real yuzedo,aka,chief sweetus?or has ur account bin hijacked? Dis is ur reeta o! Ur sweet ice-cream laps!don't u love her anymore?

Wait o,op;does ur cousin actually mean he will never propose to a girl he didn't disvirgin or he will never marry a girl who isn't a virgin?I ask dis becos,how will he know she's still a virgin if he doesn't intend to hav s*ex with her b4 marriage,in order to preserve her virginity until d actual wedding day?I'm confused...

Danhumprey: Never know she used to work out. Great shape,though.

Of course she works out to maintain that slim,fit physique.she's not a natural ectomorph,so to speak;there was a time she got quite plump in d early 2000s,but I guess she figured it wasn't good for business,so she had to shape up,lol.in an interview,genny once said that her favorite place to be in is d gym,cos as u're giving it(ur energy and time),it gives u back(a great figure and healthy body).

Natural beauty!

Bleep U: Na wa for this kain news... What is the reason for having a boyfriend/ girlfriend stuffs? Fo sex! That's it.. A pretty girl would have an Ultra ugly boy as a friend simply because the handsome one might not satisfy her sexually or all those absurd stuffs, Now you have seen the repercussion. HANDSOME GUYS LIKE ME CAN NEVER TRY THIS SHIT! [ beat a girl?, harm her? Nooo. Instead we look for someone prettier

Are u insecure about ur sexual skills?

simmy de badest: I think say na only me notice am.....d party luk gay though.

But chicks dey there nah(although there seemed to be a segre"gay"tion:boyz on one side,girlz on another side,hehehehe)

I know I'm late,but I'm lovin dis game;so profound!

Wait...are u guys being serious right now?as in,is dis really happnin rite now?
#bizarrticaly#

Dear d'prince na I'm be say u go old (I shan't say more than dis... )

Chief sweetus oyoyo aka yezedo!
SimonAndal also has a quirky sense of humour;sometimes u don't know whether to slap him or hug him,lol.
Airforce1: a veritable clown!u just want to keep slapping him and slapping him!

Uti and alex don't like standing next to each other(and wearing matching outfits) wen posing for photographs anymore...shebi una don see wetin una cos with una bad mouth?#EnemiesOfBromance#muahahaha!

Sorry to say,but dis belinda okoribe(or whatever her name is)is one of d most unattractive women in nollywood.why won't she accept anyman? Na only d other old one again(rose ingidigbi,or something like that) wey fugly pass her...

Swit up: Is that Rihanna...? Damn.., she bleachin too much i must confess...

And btw.., 4 d record.., am d first 2 comment #haha#

Nairalanders/nigerians are obsessed with "bleaching".u guys just rush to accuse everyone of bleaching(I still can't,for d life of me,understand what kind of joy ppl derive from these accusations).as someone asked u earlier,how fair is rihanna looking in these pictures?person wey hear u now go tink say she white pass nicole kidman for inside those pics.
Haba!d "bleaching" word too dey sweet una for mouth: "eww...she's bleaching"; "easy on d bleaching"; "she don turn to albino"; "she has turned herself white"...una no dey taya?(Texas-cowgirl go soon carry her own come...shior!)

But atiku,u're still as rich as tonto dikeh at least,so do sometin for bois nah,daddie!

See as genny just giv ramsey enuff space for d picture! E be like say dem don first quarrel b4 dey take d picture(or perhaps hin neva baff dat day...u know how busy dey get on set,lol)

[quote author=k.style]*Usin peter griffin's voice*fvuk me sidewayz...dat wud hav bin more awkward dan havin seex wit a rhinoceros dat doesnt luv u anymore[/quote]Muahahaha..."Why wuldnt u look at me during?...boo hoo hoo"...

mekzybling: Apparently,iyanya will soon graduate into porn movies from the look of things...i used to think the guy was talented when he won the MTN project fame,but it seems all he knows how to sing about is sex...the audience is already getting bored and his ratings are bound to fall soonest...We are seriously loosing our moral values,iyanya tnks for contributing your quota of moral decadence....WELL DONE...

Hehehe...u wicked o! U said d same thing on Linda's blog and still came here to reiterate!why evils nah?

zig2ryme04: TO ALL HATERS, THIS IS HOW I DO MY THING!
YOUR LIVES ARE WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOUR MIND COULD NOT THINK ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOUR FELLOW MAN. IF ALL THE HATERS COULD BE BLOTTED OUT OF NIGERIA THEN, NIGERIA WILL BE A BETTER PLACE BECAUSE THEIR HEART IS FULL OF NEGATIVE THOUGHT TOWARD OTHERS.

TO ALL WHO COMMENTED GOOD ABOUT ME, GOD BLESS YOU RICHLY AND THE GRACE OF GOD WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. AMEN.

Amen!(To d last paragraph,hehehe)