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studio43: Hehhehehehehehehehehe

See kpomo mouth

Guy u your face don give the word fugly a new meaning..Lmmaaooo

Na lie jor, d guy is fine!u must not be light-skinned to be considered "fine"...op,notin do u jor...#TeamDark-skinnedHunks!

wow! Is dis recent? Or b4 she had her baby? #hot4daaayz!

Airforce1: What I do with my life is non of your business

Airforce,why u too dey find trouble? U know so many ppl want to lynch u on NL...now u don come wit controversy again!
But wait o,why wuld yvonne's statement make u wanna turn gay? Abi u want some of that teeth-whitening stuff?

[quote author=buklan4real@yah]Abeggi jor, make dey.

no b lip gloss she rob lip soo
no powder she rob for face.


spear me dat[/quote]Hmmm.dis tin really vex u o!she's mixed-breed and its not uncommon for white ppl and half-castes(and even very light-skinned full blacks) to hav pink lips.it might not be lip gloss.(If I didn't know better,I'd say u were jealous,hehehe)

Hehehe! They might not be Aiashwarya Rai in d face department,but their bodies aint bad...and I think they're pretty good at interpreting roles on screen.dem don dey fine small small sha.

ROSYL: Brilliant! Another example of the inane minds of Twitters and gram who have nothing better to do with their time. Bore off Oge!

Sistah,why evils nah? U said exactly dis same thing on linda's blog,abt d (uncompleted) building...now u come here again

NTA!

Homguy: Miss being on the big side isn't a thing that should erode ur self esteem. Am a pharmacist and in my line of duty have come across alota big that lead enviable love lives, first you should
1-develop a total new images of your self by changing your thought train into positive ones. Plus stop entertainin degradin setl talks. Evryone needs all the esteem they can get
2-try hitting the gym in a particular consistent pattern,so it becomes part of you.and easier to undertake.
3-try out drugs likke lipitor,xenical,simvastatin,atorvastin,pravastatin ,seven sea's slimming down,fat burner etc. They help rid your body of excess fat without noticeable side effects except a bit of diarrhoea.
These approaches in afew months would get you looking @ a brand new you. All the best.

Um..."Liptor" is "artovastatin",no? And I don't think artovastatin and simvastatin will help her lose weight;they just control cholesterol levels in d blood,thus,she might not necessarily need them,except if her lipidity profile is high(which might not necessarily be d case,even tho she's physically over-weight;some slim ppl hav higher cholesterol levels than fat ppl)

[quote author=ozo_emeka]LMAO, can I get a link?[/quote]Glady!!! https://www.nairaland.com/1267029/picture-nairalander-frank-edoho

yuzedo: dis can never never happened inside Banana Iceland... ohhhh poorverty is dissease!!!!

Chief,u're right! I want to move and park inside banana iceland.am tayad of dis face-me-I-face-u;dey always steal my pant and hanky wen I wash every saturday...even on sunday!(And I can't even hang it inside my room becos of nepa). Pls,do u know any of dose good boys dat use to do estate agent in banana iceland?I need a very good and grate manshun like ur own.I hav mony but I don't want anybody to cheat me becos I work very well for my mony,dammit!!!!

Airforce1:

Like sey dis thread no do, the girl still pursue me go celebrity section (Rita Dominics birthday thread) to spew her usual rant.

Hehehehe

Hehehe! But to be fair on her sha,u do hav that effect on people;u're so genuinely dislikable that anyone who encounters u just wants to find u on every thread and destroy u!lol.it happnd to me too,remember?(I still hav dat feeling,but now I just think take a deep breath and think of Jesus wenever I feel like slapping u!)Hahaha!

Heheheh! I'm loving dis thread! Airforce,mayapop is out for u tonite o!she's ready to match u word for word! (Can someone pls move dis thread to d frontpage?)

Airforce,why do ppl hate u like dis,biko? Watch out now;u're fast becoming a pariah on nairaland! Hehehe!

Op,ur choice of words,grammar and lexicon are all impressive.however,if u string too many "big" words and terms together,it doesn't really allow for a smooth read! I had to struggle thru dis article(and I'm no dullard)...each time I got to d end of a sentence,I'd hav forgotten what was written at d beginning,so I had to start all over again,in order to join both halves of d sentence together and see how they relate to each other! Very stressful! U're no doubt,a good writer,but u hav to find a way to make ur readers sail smoothly thru ur pieces,witout compromising grammatical dynamics.

Truckpusher: I have been trying to beg the old fo0l not to be fo0ling himself in NL ,but he goes ballistic on me, calling me gay for advising him.

ayaf died from laffing

That dude really needs help tho...don't know why he kips doin dis to himself.he must be a masochist! Hehehehe

Scare-force1,u again? So u're still hell-bent on making a fool of urself on NL,eh? What are we goin to do with dis gollywog,bikonu?
After u go open mouth dey insult dark-skinned ppl,sa make dem go bleach(on d other hand,u insult light-skinned ppl of being bleachers)
We don taya for ur matta o!
P.s: hope u're not hoping to make FP dis time,cos niqqah,u will die,be born again,die again and be born again b4 dis ur black face reaches FP.muahahaha!

Policewoman: Na Just one place i go hit you, u go paralise for like 30mins. Akpakwala nwa agu aka na odu.

Catfight!!!!...*puuuuurrrrr*

akthedream: you have not appologised to English for not having a sense of humour or understand when someone is just trying to be funny..Pls kindly list what u have achieved with ur english..I bet it is no where close to Dame Patience Jonathan(first lady)...Miss abi na Mrs. Oversabi

Hian!...another escapee from d island of misfit toys! Who let u out of d attic,abeg?

Willgates: Upon hall d wumen in his church na Dolphin he fit ket grunch on... Is wah wo.
Btw,why kive dis likle fish dis cheap publicity when u aint even sure of d whole stuff?

Letter to the English language:
Dear English
...I'm sorry...for all d cruelty and pain u've endured in d hands of man...I'm truly sorry...for all those who abused and brutalized u with no mercy or compassion,I apologize.
I wish I culd assure u that a brighter day awaits u,but right now,d future looks bleak.just kip ur head up,English;whatever doesn't kill u,makes u stronger.
Yours compassionately,
Micki.

yuzedo: [size=14pt]I beg you guys in God's name, STOP. Please, STOP.[/size]


I'm going to kill somebody on NL. I am. Soon....

Hehehe...calm down,bro!u hav plenty fans. Success has many brothers and sisters(and famzers).that's why err'one wants to be "yuzedo"!enjoy ur fame jare,lol
*goes back to keeping up with d yuzedos*

[quote author=sagytarius™]Lol. This is a misleading topic.
It ought to be:
Christian Obodo Found With Marijuana & Girls In Italy.
and not.
Christian Obodo Found In Italy With Marijuana & Girls

Oya, ayam waiting for people who will crucify me and labe me professor Engnish.[/quote]D whole sentence just sounds weird to me,lol.d first version might hav sounded a bit more correct with a comma right after "italy".

[quote author=Mr&MrsYuzedoSon]Datz haw ma fadaa knack ma moda punny and wanted to deny me but mama refused gaalantly. Tank Jah I haf a fada and I know him[/quote]Chineke! Another one has come again o! Dis yuzedo empire is spreading faster than roaches in a dirty kitchen!na all dis ppl dey stay for inside d banana iceland manshun,biko?

Arosa: Kiss ke, homosexual nee.

Muahahaha...I didn't even notice that! U bad o!dis got me laffinhg like an imbe*cile

godman01: That's one of the reasons I can't stay in Lagos.

Lol...thank God I've left that town. I vaguely remember one incident that happnd wen I was a kid.my elder sister(who was abt 17 at that time) and I had gone to yaba(she needed to do some shopping 4 skool and asked me to "escort" her).I was abt 11 years old then.
On our way back from d market,getting transport from yaba back to festac was an uphill task,considering d mad rush for buses(and my sis and I weren't very street-smart..."Daddy's pets",if u will,lol)
Well,after waiting for so long and being pushed away (by all d other street-savvy lagosians)from any bus that managed to stop close to where we were standing several times(and d sun dat day eh,no be here o!),I got frustrated and tired of waiting.so all of a sudden,here comes dis bus,with d conductor screaming a destination that I had never heard in my life(dat was my first time outside festac without d family cars),but I didn't care;I was so tired dat I jumped into d bus as soon as it slowed down.apparently,that wasn't d vehicle we were supposed to board then,so my sister didn't enter,but I moved so fast that b4 she knew what was happnin,I was in d bus! Trust lagos buses,almost as soon as I entered,d driver started movin again!imagine my shock and fright wen I realised that my dear sister(and guardian for d day) wasn't in d bus with me!I culdnt even shout;I was just lookin at her desperately as d bus was moving! Oh,my poor sister...how she screamed and ran after d bus with all her shopping bags("stop!...wait!...stooop!!!!)lol.it must hav bin a sight!other ppl standing must hav noticed her distress so d were just shouting until dey got d driver's attention b4 he went too far.
Anyway,d bus stopped(finally) and I got down and rush into my sister's arms(na dat day I know say I really luv her!).we were both too shaken to talk abt d incident at dat point.it was later that night,wen we were safely home that she told me how scared she was...surely she knew my mom wuld hav beaten her to death and buried her,so she said as she was shouting and running after d bus,she kept thinking to herself that she wuld never return home,but instead go to allen avenue and become a prosti*tute in order to survive!(I'm sure then,she didn't even know where allen avenue was).hehehehe...and oh,of course we never told our parents what went down that day.

jossyscute: Not a mirror buddy, Someone took him d pix (Don't knw his name). Saw it on twitter wen the guy said "I was takin a pix of DJ at the same time he was takin a pix of me and it made Linda ikeji. And DJ replied Yea.

Muahahaha! For real tho? Don jazzy shuld release d guy's pic,make we see am abeg!

Yomieluv: not new jare,i have always been holding pillows whenever i miss my BOO,and also clutching pillows when we engage in sexx talk at nite....

my pillow is flat due to constant hug every night....

how i wish i can be paid by these white people for using my invention....

Muahahaha...u need Jesus tho.hope ur pillows don't hav questionable "stains" on dem...

So,dey hav fake wizkid and fake bankole? Dis is why its important for celebs to live in good,decent neighbourhoods!dis kain of tin can neva happn inside banana ice-land(chief sweetus,am I lying?)...we give up!

Where d f*uck am I,biko? hav I lost my mind?am I goin senile? E be like say driver don carry me pass my bus-stop o;dis isn't d thread I entered(is it?)

2goodbobo: All she is saying is for you to go down on your kneel and give her a ring+ telling her you want her to be your wife or "will you marry me"?. However, don't do that if you are not sure you want to marry her.

Lol...op,u don't necessarily hav to buy into d romanticized version of an engagement(ie:getting down on one knee in a crowded restaurant,or having d chef slip a 22-carat diamond ring in her pudding,or arranging red rose petals on her bed saying "marry me",or having d tech guys at a hockey game write out d words on d score board during half-time,or...damn;I watch too many rom-coms,lol)
Well,my point is,getting engaged is as simple as having an ernest discussion abt marrying her and she agreeing,that's all(u don't even hav to hav a ring at that moment). But do u really wanna marry her?that's what u shuld ask urself.