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Who get time to read this epistle

Our reading culture is truly dying/dead. Most ppl fail to realise that being too lazy to read an article might just deprive u of some important lessons that culd aid u at some point in ur life(I'm also guilty of d same thing sometimes,I admit).however,even if u can't read an entire article,u culd skim thru it(I believe we all learnt that in English language class).the article made a lot of sense.good one,O.P.

[quote author=Lord_Reed]Makes my eyes water. Looks like a continuous deja vu or a mirage.[/quote]Hehehe...ur comment got me cracking up,cos it really IS like deja vu:wen u look at her slowly from d head down,u see d first jean top then ur eyes move on to see yet another jean top and u're like: "wait...I've seen dis somewhere b4"

Kelvin677: where does d madness in mali started z it nt in nothern mali mayb he jst gave birth USA boko boiz

Hmm...I saw ur first comment,but I decided to turn a blind eye and mind my business,but now,on seeing dis one,I just hav to speak up...dude,what language are u speaking abeg?u just gave me a serious migraine;my vision is getting all blurry and s.hit!

coogar: active hormones for a picture? i am sure you are a neighbourhood predator.....perhaps a statutory räpist! mothers should hide their male kids when you are around. pervert!

Coogar,today na ur day o! U seem to be on a roll,lol(abeg no face me o,I take God beg u!)

Calling for upcoming/aspiring actors/actresses to audition for roles in a currently running tv series,"campus games".actors/actresses must be btwn d ages of 18 to 35 years,must be articulate,with good diction,and adequate acting skills.
Auditions will take place in Abuja on d 16th and 17th of March,2013,as well as Enugu city,on d 24th of March,2013.Call d following number for details: 08182230554.

harbibi: Omg what a hug ! This goes to show how beautiful paradise will be when we all dwell in peace and harmony with fellow humans and all wild animals.

Are u a Jehova's witness?

How can u guys actually believe that dat's uti's dad?dat dude is almost a teen in that pix! Abi him born uti wen him dey 10yrs?

They both look cool in d jacket,but I think I like d"3 quarter" look of sid's sleeves;gives it a more casual,effortless swag.

Daminitehood: Kane vs Seed= for me to find seed against Kane alone nah enuf swaggaaaaaass for my vote to go for Kane cox E nor get joy but had lots here

. I want to believe u speak english sometimes(cos I'm gracious like that),but...are u speaking it right now?

strangest: I no see car but i see a pretty lady in blue... does that mean am not g/a.y?

No dear,it means u're gay,since u seem more interested in her dress,than d automobile,which is d typical"man's man" dream toy.(Just kidding,lol)

I think one of my greatest fears as a kid was a trip to d hospital,with d promise of injections.I used to be kinda sickly and prone to injuries/wounds wen I was a kid,so those hospital trips were regular.then,nothing scared me more than injections or wound-dressings and such. I remember one time,wen I was,like 6 yrs old,I scrapped my knee badly while playing and my mom took me to a nearby clinic to treat d wound.of course,being that I hated anything that had to do with hospital procedures,it took,like 5 ppl to hold me down.now,while d wound was being treated,I kept screaming and wailing,and saying everything that I culd think of to my poor mother,(who was among d ppl holding me): "mommy plsssss...mommy,remember I'm d only son u hav...mommy,if these ppl kill me here,u want hav a son again o!...mommy,are u my real motheeeeeer?!!! Boo hoo hoo...!!!!"
Afterwards,everyone who knew abt that night teased me for,like,ever.lol. Till date,anytime I look at d scar on my knee,I can't help but chuckle to myself!

BarryX: Police ... Like " the policeman"...then if you really want me to be Humble. Just threaten me with the cliché " I would call police for you" instantly am yours for the taking . Looking back now gives me mixed feelings like WTF was I afraid of!!! Childhood memories? Now wherever I go I want to hand any policeman" heavy dirty slaps"

...Early signs of a future menace to d society,perhaps?lol

frankmoney: smh pls if u dnt knw wah to say just shut up ! So dolce and gabbana are homosexuals because dey make ladies cloths ? Smh

Em,dolce and gabbana are gay,as are most designers of female clothes,and most guys in fashion (I'm not in anyway trying to imply that u are,though).
@topic: of course riri wore it better;her proportions are perfect. Tracy is looks too heavy on top,and her lower half doesn't seem proportionante to her upper body.also,her legs are too short,giving her a kinda stunted look,unlike rihanna's long,streamlined look.

blessing123: He that commits sin is of the devil, I John 3:8 (I John 3:. If you are into lying, cheating, bitterness, keeping malice, pride, manifesting anger, quarreling, unforgiveness, hatred, envy, contention, strife, bitterness, speaking evil of others, taking or giving bribe, selfishness, deception, kidnapping, smuggling, falsification of documents, swearing, extortion and other sinful character dispositions, you must repent.
Such evil and wicked character will hinder the manifestation of abundant blessings upon your life. If you are into masturbation, fornication, adultery, prostitution (private or public), patronizing prostitutes, abortion, lesbianism, homosexualism, watching pornography (I Corinthians 6:9-10), or any form of immorality, you need to repent.

Can someone pls sow a compass into dis individual's life?he/she seems to be constantly lost and always in a wrong thread.

ojuikwu: 9igbos with mumu life styles genyyy wey habubaka don Bleep 4 yanch can igbo see thire animal life

Ok,I'm seriously beginning to think that this "ojuikwu" character isn't really a member,but a staff of nairaland,whose duty it is to solicit more traffic for d site by posting controversial,racial slurs(if not,why won't d mods just hide "its" posts?).I don't want to believe that anyone's life is so miserable and misguided that he'd register on an internet forum,for d sole purpose of throwing grammatical errors at a particular tribe.

LesbianBoy: Genevieve nnaji a.k.a Miss Loose puSssSssSssSssY a.k.a Her royalUGLYNESS

My fellow nairalanders,dis one done pass joke o! I think it's time for a much-needed intervention.oya,lesbianboy,com...com and tell us:what is really d matter?what really happnd?I'm sure a lot of us will be willing to help u,if only u can just let go of ur fears and open up to us. Why do u hav to hate and *spit* at all our female celebrities?did something go wrong somewhere?I think it wuld be very callous of us to kip watching u like dis witout offering help and support. Pls,tell us ur problem.we just wanna help.don't be shy...c'mon,just speak...speak to papa;u can do it.

U too talk abeg...rest!(Wen u find dat blue pill,break am,give me half abeg,so that I can forget dis ur post!)

Ok,I saw d title b4 I opened d thread,but right now,I don't really understand what's happening.can someone pls explain dis thread to me?

Lol.I've heard of some too:
1)In wilbur,washington,it's illegal to ride an "ugly" horse(I wonder who determines d beauty of a horse)
2)In florida,it's illegal to fight in public after 6pm on "thursday" (any other day of d week is just fine,lol)
3)In liverpool,it's illegal for a woman to walk around topless,unless she's selling exotic fish at d fish market(in that case,it's totally legal to show off ur boobies!)
4)In indonesia,m.asturbation(and being caught) is punished by beheading!(Are u f.ucking kidding me?!)
5)In louisiana,it's illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the teller with a water-pistol.(So wuld-be-bank-robbers,pls shhot d teller with real bullets;u don't wanna be on d wrong side of d law,do u?hehehe)
6)If anewly proposed law in hawaii is passed,requesting a copy of barak obama's birth certificate will become illegal!(Oh shoot!just wen I was thinking of goin to hawaii and requesting barak's B.C!what a bummer!)
7)In tibet,monks wishing to reincarnate must 1st register with a govt.agency.(Em...can someone giv me a pen and shave my head,pls?)
In florida,having s.ex with a porcupine is illegal(thank God for goats,pigs,hedghogs etc)
9)In lebanon,a man caught having s.ex with a male animal faces death penalty.having s.ex with a female animal is just fine,though.
10)In washington,it's illegal to hav s.ex with a virgin under any circumstances,including d wedding nyte!(WTF! I don't even get dis one!)

Some skinny jeans ain't actually that "skinny" or tight fitting.some are actually quite free(like d one in d first pix).I'm not brave enuff to wear them tho;I'd feel so uncoordinated all day long,lol.

Rukky and frontpage again.ok,someone is trying to force rukky sanda into stardom. (Why do I hav d feeling that "lesbianboy" is coming to #spit# on dis thread soon?)

Ok,u guys might cuss me out for this,but d truth is,I've always found rukky sanda kinda attractive.yea,she's not gorgeous like aishwarya rai or kim kardashian,but she's attractive enuff...at least for television/movies.

Shared among which nigerians exactly?will they actually get a portion to every single nigerian?truth is,if they decide to embark on such project,it will only turn into another corruption-fest,and d money will only go into some selected/connected pockets.d best thing wuld be to use d funds for upgrade of social amenities(but we all know how that will turn out eventually in our dear naija).

Tadahan: Sounds like fun,tho!let's see: "lend" changing e 2 a: "land". Next word: "illuminati"(yea,I said it,muahahahaha...)

It's interesting that ur first word is "illuminati",lol.ok,"I" 2 "e": "illuminate". Next word:um..."Vent"

Hey guys.here's a new game I think might be kinda fun.it's called "change a letter,change the word".it's pretty easy too.here's how it's played: a poster drops a word,then d next poster forms a new(existing) word,by simply changing only a single letter from d previous word.then he drops another word for d next poster to play with. For instance,if a drop d word "camp",d next poster culd change "c" to "l",2 form "lamp",then he drops another word for d next person,say,"dump" and d next person culd change "u" to "a",forming "damp" etc.
Ok,so let's play.first word: "Lend".

It's an "onila-topic"! Frontpage,here we come!(Better start picking positions now o,b4 we enter frontpage!)

For a moment there,I thot u meant to say that d phone in ur office isn't functional,lol.

uihebom: i never knew people still watch nigerian stations during day time,i only watch channels news by 10pm after dat back to other channels on dstv.me watch Nigerian channels in the day time,dat one na serious punishment to me o.

Really?this is all u culd get out of d topic? Like,seriously?

Wow!outstanding! Is this true?sounds to good to be true.he's really an amazing human being.

OMG! LWKMD! Is this real?is this a fictional story?in this abuja! I love that judge: "...it's just that ur client is woefully ignorant"...can't stop laffing al that one,lol.

Hmm.it's an unfortunate event,but it's definetly not d end of d world,and it's not even d end of normal life as u know it. First of all,u need to come to terms with ur condition and understand dat it's not a death sentence;u can live to be 100 years and even hav healthy,HIV-negative children,as long as u stick religiously to ur prescribed drug regimen and health tips.
Now,as for telling ur fiancee,I can understand ur trepidation at d thot of revealing this to her.however,it is VERY important that u make it known to her;that's d responsible thing to do.u culd go either of two ways: 1)u culd just hav a sit-down with her and do d "heart-to-heart" discussion,with all sincerity.or: 2)u culd go d "sneaky" way and "casually" suggest going for genotye,blood-group and HIV test together,or just a general health check-up.this manner is kinda unscupulous and not noble;I personally wuld feel like a huge fraud,doin this. Really,it depends what method u're more comfortable with sha.
Before u eventually take a bold stand,just prepare ur mind for any kind of reaction.she might take it calmly,and be understanding about it,or she might feel betrayed and scream to high heavens.she might decide to break-up(especially if she's not infected yet,which is possible).just preapare ur mind for anything that comes out of it.but one thing is certain: U HAVE TO TELL HER.u owe her that much.
I wish u d best man,and hopefully,it might all work out well and u two culd still get married and raise a healthy family.just make sure she speaks with a very good heart-to-heart counsellor,who will explain to her that she can remain un-infected(assume she isn't infected yet) even if she marries you.
Good luck man and pls,always bear in mind that u are still a healthy,normal man,as long as u do everything ur doctor says. God bless you!