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Hahaha! Too funny!

A pillow?noooo man! Don't do it! Does pillow-wives are never faithful! I married my pillow in march but one day I came home from work and caught her in bed with my rocking-chair (I trusted that rocking chair!).I turned my back on both of 'em and never looked back!now I'm in love with my persian rug;but I don't wanna rush into anything so fast yet;we've decided to take it slow.
Hehehehe...stupid japanese ppl!

Rukemi291: Family and Romance section. But lately, Forum Games. I think i'm loving it.

Yea,"forum games" is pretty addictive...I'm really loving d game "throws it here" rite now,lol.

[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]Minion screams, uses juju to replace testicles with red mosquito's own but sadly it was oversize, angrily rips of testicles and throws it to[/quote]...To me! I catch d testicles *thank God o;I wanted to make testicle soup,cos I heard it makes men braver* yuck!dis soup tastes like puke!I manage to eat one of d testicles and throw d second one to...

Ticklishmummy: You will also have to get your faceless self RE-CHECKED back into rehab cos it appears to me that your unknown extinct self is high on cheap drugs.
Someone like you and me lies stone dead in the mortuary because a half baked self professed pharmacist choose to sell controlled drugs to some idiots and you are here chatting shit to me with some bogus and UNACCEPTABLE TERMS! Feel free to chat me more dust but you can be rest assured that I am fired up to reply people like you who find it so convinient to find an excuse for everything under the sun which also explains why you have gone ahead to create a new ID to reply me.Too bad this is a faceless forum.

Do me a favour,stick your 'faceless' face where the sun don't shine!

U amaze me,really! Dis guy did not insult u in anyway;he just stated his arguement in a very civil and intellectual manner,and u respond by insulting him like a street girl?how old are u,really?u alreday said it b4 that u don't understand what u just read,so why don't u sit back and try to understand by reading d comments of ppl who actually do understand what they r discussing. U obviously are responding to dis issue based purely on sentiments.what u're saying now is that d two pharmacist woke up that day with d thot "I am goin to kill cynthia osokugo today" on their mind.
P.s:u already said u're ready to attack anyone that tries to reason with u,so I guess I know what to expect from u next.

Ticklishmummy: I am not sure if I understand this post but shouldn't there be something called controlled drugs? drugs that should NEVER be made available to buy over the counter if it is possible to cause even the slightest harm to the human body.These drugs should ONLY be available by prescription.

FEEL FREE TO CRUCIFY ME PLEASE but this aint right!They should be purnished for selling out a potentially harmful drug JUST LIKE THAT!!

“there was no evidence where the pharmacists had an agreement with the first and second defendants to kill the late Ms Osokogu.”

Really?What a big stinking joke!! But they sold the killers a drug which was termed as an obnoxious substance (Rohpynol Flunitrazepam tablets) which by virtue should never have found its way to their shelfs. Why stock it in first place. I dont believe this is their first time really and this whole case just reeks of something I can't place my hand on.

U're absolutely right my dear;u do not understand dis post.fret not;I shall explain it to u in simple terms,cos I'm kind-hearted like that.just pay attention and read carefully.
D fact that they were discharged from d murder case does not mean that there won't be consequences for selling d drug without a prescription.It simply means that the judge realises that it wuld be insane to accuse them of murdering a girl who they probabbly never knew existed.u do know that d 2 actually killers didn't go into d shop and say:"come,pharm osi and pharm nonso,pls giv us rohypnol cos we want to murder a young girl with it...",right?
Ppl buy controlled drugs without prescriptions everyday(sad,but true),but u can't accuse d pharmacist of knowing for sure,what d customer will do with d drug wen he gets home.becos customers can lie!
Don't worry that they will go 'unpunished';d pharmaceutical society of nigeria will deal with them according to d rules concerning professional misconduct(not murder!)
Come now,if u owned a supermarket that sells kitchen utensils,and a customer buys a kitchen knife from u,only to use it to murder his wife and kids,shuld u,d owner of d supermarket be arrested and tried as an accomplice to murder,just cos u sold d murder weapon?
I hope I've bin able to clear ur confusion a bit...u're welcome.

[quote author=mayor-cowboy]things like that don't happen ordinary,may be guy don trespass and the dock use verse nation chop off his uncultured animal for revenge.
i suggest make d guy enter market go buy monkey or donkey or horse priq, because at all at all na him bad. [/quote]If na me,na horse prick I go buy,so wen I go to d pool,err'body be like: "daaaaamn! Dat nuggah bigger dan a hummer truck!!!" Lol.
Seriously tho,dis story is really strange.something like dis happnin over there means any of 3 things:
1)D doctor is a quake,who doesn't know d code of ethics
2)He's pyschologically unstable
3)He has a personal axe to grind with d dude.
4)He's Dr. House
He culdnt hav cut of d guys "kporindo" just out of professional discretion,cos knowing oyibo,any doctor worth his salt knows that lawsuits can come just from a scratch.evry doctor/hospital there dey fear lawsuit and suspension of licencelike hell!

Ty207: #2 28 weeks later
#1 dawn of the dead

watch and drop your comment!

I've seen "dawn of d dead"...that shyte really got my heart racing;I was impressed,lol. Havnt seen 28 weeks tho.I'll look for that too.

Rukemi291: ....to Iya Basira's pot of stew dat she is frying outside. Micki83 takes Law-confessor on a date to Iya Basira's joint. And are served the cloth as 'Saki'. Micki takes a bite, shouted what is this And threw it to.....

Obviously,my date with confessor doesn't end well.I ask fairygeh for her number,but on getting home,I realise she's given me a fake number....*mscheeewww* I angrly throw my fone to...

Ok,"games" seems to be a favorite up in here.

When in rome,behave like d romans,when in dubai,don't hav s.ex in a taxi.hehehehe...d chick hot sha o(if that's her pix up there)

Hey pips!I was just browsing thru NL,and I realised that there are some forums I've never visited.now,that got me wondering what forums are generally considered d "hottest hits" on NL.personally,I'm mostly drawn to:celebrities,fashion,tv/movies,litreture/writing and recently,I'm getting kind of addicted to forum games.
What do u guys think are d most interesting forums that kip u addicted to Nairaland?
P.s: can't figure out d rite forum to post dis(no pun intended,haha),but I'm sure our trusty mods will re-direct it to d rightful place *grin*

acidtalk: Please people help drop very logical advice here because I need it.

Thinking of setting up an Hotel but one which won't accomodate the practice of Adultery and Fornication as well as a Nonalcoholic bar in it.

How profitable that will be I don't know but I want to do it out of the fear of God rather than solely for profit making.

I don't know whether u're serious or joking,since it's u,acidtalk,but if u're serious and u're really sure u wanna open d hotel becos of "the fear of God"(what does that even mean?),and not for profit,then u can go ahead and open,with d assurance that u'll make almost no money,cos I wonder what kind of hotel caters to only "sinless" customers.

Yeeeeee! Na my nuts u kick so,mynd?!!!!! Now d 3rd one has fallen off! I pick up dis "fallen hero",close my eyes,take aim, and throw it to...

"Bad" is a relative term.I might not find d songs too terrible!

Rukemi291: i dodged the dynamited tranformer cos i have 'odeshi' specially prepared in Okija shrine. It threw itself to..

...D transformer throws itself into d lake,dis frightens minion,who was taking a swim and he jumps out of d water and hands me a grenade(I don't know why,tho).I pull d pin off d grenade and throw d pin to...
(Wait,I shuld hav thrown d grenade and held on to d pin,not d other way round,right?...right? *confused*)

jidegirl12: Ahhhh....my hubby is a horror movie freak..that was the first time he got scared when we saw Possesion on 3D...THAT MOVIE WAS SCARY $HIT (Oops) its from a real life story...now I'm starting to get scared

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Wow! I better go look for them ASAP...I'm already getting anticipatory chills up my spine! *grin*

"Heard" or "endured",which one? By d way,I'd like to hear ur top 4,someday.

...Catches d transformwe hummer *wtf is dis?* throws it at dracula(who myndd didn't kill wit a silver stake,since he's not a were wolf),dracula throws d thing to...

Omotola's beauty is perfectly-rated.she deserves all d compliments she gets.
Now,ini edo's "beauty",over-rated or under-rated?

Mind you, some songs are better left unheard: "itz ova" and "hi"

*catches red's reconstructed bone,breaks them up again cos I need dem as drumsticks for my samba drum,plays a beat and throws d drum to...*

Redmosquito: Minion: Mortal! The underworld's theatre is always open to you.

Red-moss,na wah for u o!make I go underworld go watch d film ni? I said I wanna see a scary movie,not starr in one(and we all know d black dude is always d first 2 go in horror flicks...hehehe!)

jidegirl12: Paranomal Activity 4

Possesion

I havnt seen those ones. Are they really guaranteed to make me squirm?

Shugamania: U've seen all the saw series?
Try the hostel too..
They aint new movies though.

Yea,I've seen d "saw" series(they really freaked me out,but not exactly scared).I've seen "hostel" too;I didn't really undesrtand it tho(prolly cos I kept dozing off,lol)

hardleyC: My salon has services for both sexes,meaning there can be straightner,flatening iron, thongs etc, where d guys' clippers are.

He may not be lying.

Erm..."thongs"? Surely,u mean "tongs",no?

chino137: sincerely speaking i can eat one soap for one week money palava

Na u broke pass o!sotey,na to dey chop soap!which kain soap abeg?washing or bathing soap?u might wanna try "canoe" soap sha(I think it has palm oil in it,so it shuld be quite tasty...hehehehe)

Hey guys! Pls,has anyone seen a really scary horror movie recently? When I was little,d horror movies we used to watch back then scared me shitless and had me hiding behind curtains and furniture. These days though,it seems as if I can't find a scary film that wuld give me those chills again.
Pls recommend somethin really scary,I mean,with terrible monsters that wuld get even "hades" and "minion" to say: "oh yes sir...Master!". Lol