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[quote author=eva_tee]Why did I open dis thread for crying out loud? Waje ko Jewa ni......doubt if I can ever settle for any ladie that lives false lyf! I don't blame her sha......I blame maself.....other NL ladies r not better than what the op posted up there though.[/quote]Let me take a few shots in d dark - I'm not so sure,but I gather that d topic has d following effects on u:
1)U saw d thread title ,opened it with ur own hands and started blaming d devil...
2)From waje's pix,u hav magically decided that she "lives a fake life" and can't marry such ladies(for which u later inexpicably turned around to blame urself)
3)Waje's pix also magically tells u that Nairaland has "ugly" ladies(I don't understand d connection sha,but to each,his own...)
How did I do?am I close to d truth?

venatus25: bros no be only craze the worry am. Him brain need need new operating system from then we can look for the best memory boost program to install inside to make him normal

Lol...but d guy resemble jay-z sha.maybe he's a warlock?

:DMuahahahaha! Dude,u're cray cray!

c0ast0l: guy,me no dey wen d tin happen oh..make pesin no call me as witness

Ha! I was just reporting what I saw o!I wasn't d one who said it.pls don't scare me o;u're making me feel as if dis might turn into a police case soon (and I dey fear police well well o!)

Afam,ur thread haff turn into another tin o! Somebody said dat somebody haff slept wit 9 guys on nairaland(I don't know whether he's lying sha),and somebody said dat somebody's father is a disabled kangaroo and dat his mother and sisterz and aunties and cousins and nieces and sisters-in-law use to change men like...em...em...wait let me go and check what she said...
I'm back!she said dey use to change men like underwear(pata).
I'll inform u wen anything else happns.

Op,u culd try using a local hausa seasoning called "yaji"(I hope I spelt that right).its a powdered blend of garlic,ginger,salt and some other natural herbs and spices.my life (and taste buds) hav never bin d same since I discoverd it! *grin*

Mercyraheem: univ. Of dundee is in scotland and not uk

Why? Just...why?

[quote author=K_ONE][Help! Help!! Help!!![/quote]Lol...u don buy market!oya sorry;stop crying.make una pity d poor boi,abeg!

She did d wrong surgery! Why wuld a black woman need to enhance her lips?full lips are natural with africans.she shuld hav done other surgeries with that money.her face looks like that and she feels it's d lips she needs to work on? Smh

sKeetz: you're not any better, all your post reeks of mediocrity.

why worry about a speck in his eyes
when you have a log in your own?

Pot calling kettle black. Smh!

Muahahaha! Did u see his thread,where he was eating "rice", "coverless"(whatever that means) and asking ppl whether he was hot or not? Lmao!

What I love abt naija? Definitely d crazy humour! Only in naija do we hav an official "associaton of witches and wizards" (who,during their last meeting on d 29th of january,endorsed certain politians and decided that a few others were in their bad books),lol
Only in naija do we hav a police force that arrests a cow for stabbing a 24-year old "teenager" with a broken bottle.
Only in naija,dow we hav star-actresses who confess that they are witches during church services.
Only in naija do we hav girls with names like 'nneka','kosisochukwu','sikiratu',who,once they leave their family homes,metamorphose into 'Natalia' 'cassandra' 'serena'!lmao!
Only in naija (movies) do we hav chicks who are so desperate abt phones that they use "jazz" to turn their men into "bold 5"!hehehe.
Only in naija do we celebrity pastors with names like "Sign Fireman"
Only in naija,do we hav...My God! D list is endless,lol.

sKeetz: I don't know if its only me buh av come to notice that all ur comments promotes mediocrity. You are always negative. I hope its just on nairaland cuz if not, you still have a Looooooooong way to go ! no one is putting a gun to ur head compelling you to comment.

It's not just u o...I noticed it too

Looks like eniola badmus to me...

stillwater: As if it's your type she'd date. Rotflmao! People like you are her houseboys.

Muahahaha! *falls off Amadioha's back*

Rossikk: You're just as bad as them. Naming all these foreign, strange names and feeling good with yourself. Mshewwww.

B4 u dive into a tirade of "let's appreciate our black,proud,african beauties over white ladies"(cos I sense that's where u're heading to),u shuld understand that wen magazines name most beautiful or sexiest woman in d "world",they actually mean most beautiful "celebrity" in "hollywood".modella only gave d examples she gave becos if she had to nominate another lady to take d people magazine's accolade,she has to mention names that people magazine actually "knows"
I know u're lookin at it from d angle of: "even paulina for my street fine pass those hollywood starlets"(and maybe she truly is),but u can't expect people magazine to start naming individuals who aren't widely famous all around d world.

Van snickers: I thought this Dude already had a boyfriend. Guess I was wrong.
Looking good though,sexy boy.

Hey,hey,hey! What exactly are u trying to imply?I'm very annoyed o!

[quote author=Ejiné]On a brighter side, though...

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Looking sharp [/quote]Our oga at d top is a fine man jor! Seun,don't ever lose dis pilshure o!

ngozievergreen: Looooooool
Her name is Zainab. I had pity on Abu. No be today men start to dey use charms/money collect the love of their fellow men. Cos Abu lost the girl to d rich Mallam Shehu, he went on an exile for 3yrs in a forest where he lost his left eye n right ear ; came bak from d exile and used charms on the son that Zainab got for the Mallam and d small boy became lunatic. and the story continues . Well, im beta pass many nollywood storylines sha.

All of u mentioning Things fall Apart, u na neva watch the movie or what??

Yes! Yes!! U remember it clearly! Abu really suffered sha...I think at some point he had an encounter with a tiger or leopard,no? My memory is fuzzy...

biafranqueen: Our people eat mostly food where the structure was changed example when foods are overcooked, the chemical and physical structure is changed causing the body to treat them as something foreign and unrecognizable to the body. The natural fibers are broken down slowing digestion(making you sleepy or tired) while vitamins, minerals and enzymes are destroyed Raw foods are needed for fuel the rest is garbage that taste good to our tongue but is useless to keep your body disease free

I'm sorry,but I hav to disagree with u(mainly becos I don't understand half of what u just said),but also becos methinks u're trying to bamboozle me with unfamiliar nutritional jargon.no matter what kind of food u eat,some of it must be used as fuel,part of it stored as fat (or toxins) and d rest,passed out!

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See seun's belle!!!
Na 33 abi gulder dey there[/quote]Muahahaha!...*falls from ukpaka tree*

Y'all are making me feel so nostalgic! I remember reading a lot of d books u guys hav listed and I'm like "damn...where did my childhood go?". I'd definitely luv to see "an african night's entertainment"...I wonder who they culd get to play d part of d beautiful lead female charater(don't remember her name,but d description of her beauty was so vivid in my mind...and d smell of d voodoo-perfume...) *sigh*

ogugua88: [size=13pt]He didn't call her the best actress in Nigeria. The post says she's "arguably the best".[/size]

...and he's not far from d truth;genny IS arguably d best. Nse is also amazing,no doubt(she's definitely one of my fav),but I think genny has d advantage of a few more years of experience.over d years,she's gradually grown into herself as an actress,so much so that she slips into roles like a comfortable pair of easy slippers.

See as seun com resemble fine boi for dat pilshur!

Mortiple: O boy, e be like say you dey visit palm-wine joint too frequently these days. Na for there you go hear say India defeated Nigeria in football by 30 goals to nil; 11 players on ground, invisible 11 for air.

Lmao! Are those stories true though?I heard a lot of them wen I was a kid;about how india was banned from soccer cos they turn d ball into a lion b4 kicking it towards d goal-keeper...

2legit2qwt: WTF! They all look like characters from Marvel comics

Please,that is an insult to marvel comic characters,lol.even d incredible hulk looks more human than these...steroidal abominations! Seriously tho,some of these pics are puke-inspiring...

Em...I don't think u hav to pass out every thing u eat sha.d body definitely burns some of d food we eat as a source of fuel,some are passed out and d remaining is stored as fat. If u eat 3 pounds of food a day,u can't expect to pass out 3 pounds of crap cos if u pass out all d food u eat,what will u body use as fuel?

Br3nd4: So you wont show?

Lol...I'm shy jor!can't show d packs until they're complete.but I will post another pix sha,just for u *wink*

Br3nd4: lol.. Show more... The arms and pacs pleeeaaazee

Hahahaha! D packs are still under construction;it's a 4-pack right now,but I'm waiting for d remaining 2 to fall in line b4 I flaunt 'em. *grin*

Br3nd4: lol.. Show more... The arms and pacs pleeeaaazee

Hahaha! D packs are still under construction;it's a 4-pack now,but I'm waiting for d remainin 2 to fall in line b4 I flaunt 'em. *grin*

Br3nd4: Hawt

Awww...thanx sweetie! I was just about to hide my face in embarrassment,lol

Coolest thread ever! Hope I'm not too late tho...