₦airaland Forum

ubunja1:
No social distancing in court but they want to put someone in prison for disobeying the law that they are also breaking in court

This nigeria self.

Exactly what i noticed, where is their own social distance now, yeye people

131 ke, what about the 8 discharged, they counted them among too?�. This people are something else ooo

Rukkydelta:
Thank God your brother has been found safely. I search the number on true caller and the number was showing scammer

Yea the number showed "scammer nairaland"

Didi2d:
The vibration was so much, even when some landlord came outside to check what was going on, I and my friend told them the explosion came from a particular building next to where we sat just because of the way all the gates in the building shook.
Guess what this is just after agbara o, check out the distance from abule ado

My dear, i heard it too in Agbara, i stood for a while to know what just sounded

kestolove95:
Handsome guys are not good in bed

who said, to you thou

I don't know why this man resemble agama lizard

God forgive me oo

post=86967227:
Some men are so fond of these kinda gutter and foul languages.

But how can you be calling a woman you vowed to love till the end of life,
A woman you paid her bride proce yo leave her family just to be with you such derogatory words?

You see some of them on Nairaland also,
Any successful woman to them must be an 'olosho'

Lazy tins everywhere!

Thank you my dear

Hmmm, are you sure you weren't different from your online pics he saw maybe he was disappointed seeing you for real, be yourself they won't hear

This man sef should just glue his mouth

Tominix:
I had many but found a way to battle it but the scariest is....................
That night decided to pray suddeoly i fell asleep i heard voices laughing saying things i can't under$tand then i tried standing, after much effort i stood up only for me to see my body on the bed i jumped back on it who wan die share yours

Storming dicks

Yes I do

Sleeping lie

collinometricx:
shooting shot

And i am not available

emeijeh:
Oya show me the key.

I didn't buy car oooo

TruckFit:
Werey re oooo no spoil market for those innocent girls ooo..

So you want to gbansh that innocent girl too tomorrow, hmmm

kiddkash:
i missed by bus-stop just to follow this girl in the bus to reach her destination and then
the girl told me i am like a brother. chai! i was a fool back then

emeijeh:
Until I know her occupation, I say nothing.


Will you keep Kwayet!
You no be person pikin?
The girl get 2 heads?

bought mine already

Gofwane:
as if you won't follow your boyfriend to his house to collect the vitamin D tomorrow

Not atall

Dshocker:
including you

No ooooo

This is what we talking about, not the ones who already planned the sex style to lash on tomorrow

WTF!

mrkings84:
My brother, bae don marry since and me I still dey single.......still searching!

Okay, keep searching and moreover i am not brother

mrkings84:
Mine happened ten years ago precisely, I was staying with my big bros, who never gave me chance to mingle with other young people. Then there was this pretty damsel in my neighborhood that I love and she too love me, and she was staying with her elder sister.
She was in a similar situation like me as she was like in a prison. We couldn't just have time and opportunities to express our love for each other.

Though then I had a phone but she didn't so communication was not even there. We would just see once in a long while.

Story cut short...

Boom,
it was Valentine season that yr, I had managed to talk with her via her neighbor friend's phone. We agreed we were gonna see late in the night when everyone had gone to bed.

So by 12am I had to sneak out of our house, there building has an half fence, I climbed to the compound through the fence, bae was already outside waiting for me.
We just hugged, kissed sharp sharp, and I vamoosed. And that was all.

Men, Each time I remember that incident, I will just laff hard cos that crazy act did not even worth it cos if I had been caught climbing a fence by such an odd hour, that may have turned to something else.

Thank God shall I was not caught!

Share yours.....!

Where is the said girl now?

If i talk now

Nothing

MDsambo:
A friend was once asked to define independence, dude just stood up with full confidence and said:

"African independent television"

You just brought tears outta my eyes with laughter chimooooooo

perfectouchade:
op please put her pic so that u we will maybe u are not dating another man's girl and u will quickly know now before u waste money

Wicked

Victoronah1:
even husband and wives divorce so?

But your hand black ooo, no be like hand wey get money, e suppose fresh na