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Ceasar1: - Egypt is proud of her pyramids.
- China is proud of her industrialization.
- Japan is proud of her technology.
- Brazil is proud of her football.
- Dubai is proud of her tourism.
- France is proud of her Eiffel tower.
And finally;

*Nigeria is proud of her.....................?
Fill your answers

419, Book Haram, Kidnapping, Fake products, communal fightings, clueless leaders

Cool.
I don't care if I'm cloned in a lab.
The important thing is : I am here.



My assignment is to affect humanity for good. This is what matters, and that is my pursuit.




I will simply love and appreciate those who raised me to achieve the assignment.

Indeed, Africans are comedians by nature; let us build up our entertainment industry. If that is the ONLY way we can compete favourably with the growing civilized world. The organizations promoting this sector are at least contributing something.
What impressive examples do we get from politicians, lecturers, bankers, doctors etc. The other day, my eight years old daughter said enthusiastically she would like to become a professor. She then asked' 'daddy what is a professor?" After explanation she changed her statement. She said, 'so, the governor will not be paying my money like my mummy's?' She mentioned our governor's name, and her mother is a teacher.
The incessant strikes by the so - to -say dignified profession, the stories of corruption we hear everyday, the valour that has left the military, the cluelessness of our leaders to manage the led and chart a good course for these tomorrow's leaders are things the children are observing. Believe me, these children are smarter than the leaders, better informed in this age than what these leader s were at their age now.
What does a professor, doctor, a lawyer, a banker have too show now in terms of affluence than an almost illustrate powerful politician? They watch us, they hear our discussions, they feel the impact of our country where nothing works, technology, by media is telling them things can be better elsewhere and it is evident.
On a serious note, our leaders are entertainers themselves! The drama we watch in our legislative chambers where (did)honourable members break their heads with chairs, the theatric scandals in the judiciary, the scenes of show of shame in the executive arm from LG to federal; dramatic lies we hear from the NNPC, INEC, CBN, PRESIDENCY, etc. These comical political terrain, the amusing academic environment, and other sectors that no longer produce enviable names like Awolowo, Awojobi, Achebe, Ahmadu Bello, Zik, Tarka , Isaac Newton, JF. Kenndy, Nelson Mandela' etc.
If the current generation has natural leaders in entertainment industry, and sponsors to bring the best out of them I feel we should let them be.
Some of these people are saved from vices such as robbers, e - thieves, insurgents foot soldiers in affected part of the country.
My opinion.

Who Jesus really is?
Ask Him.

Dear Allah, it's me David. I perceive you
may not know me too well but I have heard so much
about you from my Muslim friends. Some of the
reasons I feel you may not know me include: first, I am
not a Muslim. Therefore, naturally, I'm guilty of not
observing some of the main pillars of Islam especially
the ones that are alien to my inherited faith -
Christianity.
Particularly, I do not pray five times daily - it is either I
pray less or more than fives daily. I also do not fast
during Ramadan, though I partake in the feast with my
Muslim friends. And finally, dear Allah, I have never
been to Mecca either as a pilgrim or a businessman. I
have, however, seen Mecca on the television and I
should tell you that I love the crowd and the
elephantine black box, which is always being flocked
around by the faithfuls. I hope to visit it someday, by
your grace.
Dear Allah, while I believe you may not know me very
well because of the aforelisted reasons, your friend or,
perhaps, your brother, Jehovah, the God of the
Christians, knows me very well. It was his servants, I
was told, that named me 'David' on the seventh day I
was born. I was dedicated to him in the temple, and I
have remained in his tent to this day. He knows me
quite well. Perhaps, with due respect, you may,
through your winged angels, send Jehovah a
correspondence to verify my claims.
Before I go into the main subject of this letter, dear
Allah, I strongly apologize for not writing in Arabic, the
language with which you dictated the Holy Qur'an to
your dignified servant Prophet Muhammed (peace be
unto him). This is because my country was colonized
by Great Britain and, consequently, I was educated in
English. But, dear Allah, I have no single fear that,
being the inventor of the human language and the
several intricate writing systems in the world, you will
completely understand this letter; even beyond what I
lack words to express.
Dear Allah, it is an unusual thing for a mere mortal like
me, who, making matters worse, is also not a Muslim,
to write you a letter. I beg your pardon. I know that you
are a gracious and peaceful and well-meaning God and
will not discriminate against me. This said, I also know
you are a very busy God. So, let me swiftly bring to
your attention, although as an omniscient you already
know, the reasons why this letter has become
necessary.
I write this letter chiefly because of the security
situation in my dear country Nigeria. Beloved Allah, you
already know; the hazy smokes are rising into the high
heavens where you reside. Beloved Allah, you already
know; most of the persons that are knocking the gate
of Hades these days are poor Nigerians, with splattered
or missing body parts. Dear Allah, you already know;
Boko Haram has unleashed Unclad terror upon Nigeria,
especially northeastern Nigeria where bomb blasts have
become more frequent than farts.
I should have directed this letter to Jehovah, your
brother, who knows me very well and whom am familiar
with. But I didn't, apparently because Boko Haram has
yet to involve him. All the way, however, Boko
Haramists have been claiming to be your loyalists;
something I very much doubt. Claiming responsibility
for some heart-rending attacks, Abubakar Shekau who
had become the most wanted man in Nigerian history
had alleged, very frequently, that it was you who gave
him the licence to kill infidels, including me. Dear
Allah, is it true?
No. It can't be true! You are a peace-loving God, my
Muslim friends have kept insisting. I believe they are
right, anyway. Nevertheless, beloved Allah, many
people have assumed that you're too quiet on this
matter. What have you been doing to earn the trust of
Nigerians all over the world to indeed prove that
Abubakar Shekau is merely a beast and not your boy? I
perceive that you are doing something to bring Shekau
to judgement; please, whatever it is, do it fast.
As I write, I believe that, long before now, news must
have gotten to your desk that some hundred days ago
Boko Haram abducted over 200 girls at Chibok area of
Borno State. Dear Allah, the thoughts of the trauma the
girls would have gone through during this period have
given numberless Nigerians and other global citizens
strong headache. A few days after these girls were
abducted, dear Allah, Abubakar Shekau released a
shocking video, which I believe must have been
watched in the parlour of heaven, wherein he indicted
you. Yes, you.
Shekau, ranting like a wild dog (I am sorry I have to
refer to my fellow man as a dog), said you asked him
to sell the girls. Here are Shekau's words quoted
verbatim: “I abducted your girls. I will sell them in the
market, by Allah. There is a market for selling humans.
Allah says I should sell. He commands me to sell. I will
sell women. I sell women."
Now, Almighty Allah, the above statements have misled
so many people globally, making them to think you are
a violent, bloodthirsty God. But I strongly doubt these
insinuations. However, dear Allah, my personal opinion
about you is not sufficient to change the dwindling
minds of millions of people across the globe. You need
to do something, and, whatever it is, please do it very
fast.
Terrorism, timeless Allah, is new to Nigeria but it is not
new to you, the almighty. There was a time, my Muslim
friends told me, that Satanam tried to terrorize the
peace of the kingdom of heavens, attempting to
subvert your flawless throne. You waged a war against
Satanam and his cohorts, defeating them outrightly.
You, it was said, sent him to the earth, where he has
remained to this day. Afterwards, peace has reigned in
your kingdom. Please, do the same thing in Africa;
send Boko Haram outside Africa: may be to the the red
sea.
One of the ways of doing this, if it will not sound rude
for a mere mortal like me to advice you, is to
collaborate with Jehovah. Both of you may have your
differences, but please put it aside for the sake of
Nigeria, for the sake of Africa. Jehovah, too, has a
wealth of experience in handling terrorism, because the
Devil had also attempted to overthrow him in ancient
times. If both of you should combine your strength and
pool of experience, it is my humble view that Boko
Haram would be wiped out in less than a second.
Please, take no offence. It is just my humble opinion.
If you and Jehovah eventually agree to hold a summit,
please I suggest you talk about the ceaseless and
senseless strife between your followers and the
followers of Jehovah. Many Governments in Nigeria
have tried to make peace in the past but the peace
pacts have always failed on each occasion. I trust that
both of you will come up with a new treaty that would
ensure perpetual peace between the Muslims and the
Christians in Nigeria and the whole world. Let the
bloodshed in Nigeria stop; let the bloodshed in Gaza
stop. Let Christians and Muslims unite and live like
bread and butter.
I presently do not keep beards because I may be
suspected as a terrorist. I admire beards, anyway, and I
think I have fertile cheeks to grow it. And I make a
promise to you today, dear Allah, that as soon as Boko
Haram becomes history in Nigeria, I will start growing
beards. Ultimately, I shall convert to Islam, wallowing
in the solace of sitting on the prayer mat, of fiddling
the prayer beads, and humming sweet Arabic words.
I trust you will use your mighty and everlasting office to
attend to the issues I have raised in this letter. Dear
Allah, it's me David. Please have mercy on Nigeria, and
have mercy on me, too.
Gandhi Green, a student of human society, writes from
Lagos.
daviddenigma@gmail.com

Xcapist: Wow! Bro! This piece is superb, I mean the way you write, I enjoyed every sentence. Please do let us know if you get a reply, or better still, post it here.

This is probable reply from Allah:

I do not know Jehovah you talk about.


Convert to Islam quickly memorize the Quran, buy one AK 47, a long bead, a mat, grow your beard quickly or wear an artificial one if you are too too desperate, and chant prayers in Arabic, knock your head against the ground five times daily to shake reason out of your brain, join a Terrorist Group or form one. I reserve 72 virgins for you here with me and plenty of pure wine. About Nigeria, forget about her. I am busy somewhere else for now. I am behind the insurgencies to punish the infidels for their sins, especially the unbelievers who do not believe in Mohammed my servant.


Do not bother to reply to this response just go and submit yourself and sense and all.




Yours divinely,

Allah

Those children are unbelievers who must die before they can make decisions.



Allah Akbar!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO

YES

Samunique: Maybe some extremists but not all muslims. My family is comprised of muslims and Christians and we live peacefully together.

Remember i was once a Muslim but now a follower of Christ, so are some of my of my family members, but some are still Muslims, we still answer the same family name and do things together when occasions demand without any discrimination, all depends on understanding.

You must be a Yoruba Muslim.
Foolish 'arina' (people without religion)

Pure Islam does not tolerate other religion.




It is mandated that if you as believer has a child who embraces other religion, jihad should be committed on him.



Foolish Yoruba Muslim.

I laugh in Arabic language.



This is doctrinal Haram

Islam is a follow follow religion.


The religion is propagated by sword not miracles.



Miracles in whose name? Allah or Mohammed?



I beg sheikh you'd better go and form your own terrorist group and get. into real business.

The Devil has started romancing Islam also.

iluvnaija: An American doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

A British doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks!"

A Canadian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brain, made him President and now the whole country is looking for work!"

Brilliant.

Islam is the only religion that is propagating devil's programme: steal, kill, destroy.
This is the mark of Islam.
Which conversion is the Mallam talking about?

Jesus said, '....my peace I give to you...., Islam said, 'your peace I take from you'
Little wonder Muslims are unhappy in the places they dominate and happy in Christian dominated world.

Christians and their stupidity. They expose themselves and abuse their leaders, criticize their own brothers in politics, losing grounds to infidels and in turn play second fiddle especially in Nigeria.

Silly asses!

What was his job before 2003?

eunisam: Nigeria is not a failed state.They is truely bright light at the end of the tunnel.boko haram will soon be history.beleive it!

Rather, Nigeria would soon be history.

eunisam: Nigeria is not a failed state.They is truely bright light at the end of the tunnel.boko haram will soon be histo/ry.beleive it!

Rather, Nigeria would soon. become history.

eunisam: Nigeria is not a failed state.They is truely bright light at the end of the tunnel.boko haram will soon be history.beleive it!

/Rather, Nigeria will soon become history.

My Alsatian dog has a new assignment.






lol

My Alsatian dog has a new assignment.

the End

Zedric: So the reason you don't believe it is because you haven't heard a white man's story abi? Brainwashed slowpoke

Any truth that is not universal truth cannot be true. Everything obeys the rule even spiritual things and spirits that why spiritual things are similar. As a scientist I believe not in sectional truth, this is the reason black equals lack. We give more credits to reason than reality.

General Maradona Evil Genius,
I hope his hands are clean in this matter.

If it is real, do we have examples in American, China, Saudi, etc

Nothing.

There is only one solution to Islam : balance of terror. It will surely come. Islam will be resisted and conquered. The time is hasting dangerously.


People will fight ferociously to oust the devil out of their domains.


Mark it, it will come!

One sect is made up of children of God, the other aggrieved slaves of God who believe God has not treated them fairly. They vent their anger on the children to spite God. In any case, the slaves do not have any stake in the house.



Leave them alone!

The Watchtower specifically states that holy spirit directs
it to interpret teachings and make decisions.(quoted)




I have read several articles where they say Holy Spirit is a mere wind - a force! How does the spirit (blows) direct them to take decisions.


I think they are confused people.

The Watchtower specifically states that holy spirit directs
it to interpret teachings and make decisions.




I have read several articles where they say Holy Spirit is a mere wind - a force! How does the spirit (blows) direct them to take decisions.


I think they are confused people.

I don't understand this abuse thing. The solution to every bully is resistance - resist the devils, male or female, he or she will flee from abusing you.

No bully enjoys resistance, at home, in office, everywhere only prepare for a total showdown.





I can't imaging nagging after an all day stress at work or a woman slapping me around the house.

I will not abuse either, so, I will not tolerate it.

I married a Nigerian girl who grew to become a black Chinese by self recreation adventure!