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Closed! ThePrekky wins and qualifies for the final. |
Closed! Ibime wins and qualifies for the final. |
ThunderStorm: where should i begin . . to tower down this |
Damn!!! Thunderstorm just lost his mum, take heart bro. May her soul rest in peace. |
Biko who are these people casting useless votes? |
Open for votes! |
Ibime's Verse I been wearing the crown for a min/ Even D’Banj knows I’ll leave this bout with the win/ so if he 'Suddenly' claim 'Igwe'. . . I'll make him a 'Scapegoat'. . . to show he ain’t 'Endowed' to be King!!/ He’ll cry for repentance/ cos I’m ambidextrous when incited to vengeance/ Both my left and right hand deliver twin punches. . . till he recognise. . . the 'striking' resemblance!!/ I ball from Italy to Woolwich. . . The pen’s more mighty than the gun?. . . I’ll ensure my similes are bullish/ but I prefer violence. . . so after 'confusing' him with words. . . I’ll still 'riddle' him with bullets!!!/ The last FB nigga standing. . . . . . . but they have no faith in the old man/ He a disgrace to his whole clan/ Ask Facebookers if he’ll win. . . .they replied. . . . pfft, he's only gonna 'shame us'. . . like Coleman!/ Ibi spitting germs/ so this frigging worm/ won’t get a single verd/ And if he accuse Judges of voting 'Homers'. . . . we’ll use kerosene and tyres. . . to make sure the 'Mr Burns'!!/ The kid’s a beginner/ Even 'The Simpson’s' consider/ Ibi the winner/ cos after I beat him online. . . I’ll peel his epidermis. . . and ‘school him in the flesh’. . . like 'Principle Skinner'!!/ They told me "all his thoughts are manure"/ so just to be sure. . . I planted seed in his mind. . . till he 'couldn’t see the wood from the trees'. . . .after jungle mature!!!/ It’s really a pity/ how this ignorant kiddie/ cry when I’m whipping him silly/ And If this battle goes nuclear. . . I’ll 'bomb A'. . . like aerial attacks. . . on 'Indian Cities'!/ This dude lack direction/ lying about his cash. . when he’s in sad depression/ It’s a big conspiracy!. . . if he claim he got a 'thousand' in the bank. . . that’s a 'grand' deception!!/ The conceited bloke/ might deceive the folks/ by claiming I cheated Bonez/ But even 'Berti' knows. . . all the 'Votes'. . . will bear my name. . .like children of the former Eagles coach!/ Like Bonez, this ignorant gent/ might make a silly attempt/ to claim "the Judges' decision is bent"/ "Let's take the battle to the Indians". . . till his Indian friends. . . advise him. . . to quit smoking Indian Hemp!/ My punches astound this clone/ cos when 'I address beef'. . . the clown gets blown/ Ijaw born and bred. . . but he’ll see my aboki side. . .when I flog him with koboko. . .'till the cows come home'!!/ All his family members are dumb/ That’s why he mad with his sister. . .and upset with his mum/ cos they sucked me together. . . .to truly see if. . . two heads are better than one!!/ All ya bars are played/ Young boys desecrate the bed where your father stays/ School leavers getting head/ without 'spreading bread'/ . .. . as soon as they pass 'JAMB'. . . they have your 'mama laid'!!/ (jam, marmalade) I clown him as a fraud/ if he jousting with my sword/ I light fire on his pubic hair. . . and set the 'bush burning'. . . like Moses’ encounter with the Lord!/ Niggas who read my verse stay grinning/ cos my wordplay winning/ I’m the King here. . . he can have the Duke title. . . .or better yet, 'Baron’. . . cos his sperm ain't swimming!!!/ |
Ani, are you sure you do not need more time? Anyways, if you have finished writing, Here's your thread . . . https://www.nairaland.com/1557856/king-tournament-final-animetum-vs#20265641 |
Voting Criteria : Opener Rhymes Similes/ Metaphor Punchlines Personals Flow Wordplay Closer Rules - 32 lines. - Deadline is 9pm. - Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments Judges 1. Beshi 2. Man-i-kal 3. Da whizkid 4. Cooger 5. DBR 6. Mailmalc 7. Mikuz 8. Rhyme Lunatic Goodluck!!! |
^^ Erm . . .what else? Ok bye!! |
Friday it is. I don extend till Friday since that's what y'll want. Ani if you need more time, holla at me. We fit extend till next year for you. Since we are at the business end of the tourney, no wahala. Take all the time you want, nobody's effort should be wasted. We aint getting paid. We all in this for the fun of it. Please don't forget to tell me if Friday is too short a time for you. |
I just dey laugh sha. If he fails to send his verse till Friday, na abandon I go abandon this tourney, cos I get Christmas hustle shows to prepare for. |
Nigga said he had a problem with reaching his phone, thats why he couldn't beat deadline, next he'll tell us he has a running stomach, that's why he forgot to send by six!! |
Ani told us he'll send his verse before 6.am this morning. What's the time now? What's the new excuse he's gonna come up with. We're in the business end of the tourney, so that gives him the right to drop when ever he pleases abi? Very good. Nice one!! |
Judges please vote on this lets move on with our lives. Soon it'd be Christmas. Lotsa bobos and chikito want to groove. Life is too short for dilly dallies. |
Why's everybody attacking me? I dey come, wait make I take another shot . . . |
Ibime: This dude na Buhari abi wetin? I no get time to tussle with young ones o jare. Mikuz should never work in PR. It's the semis FFS, would he let the final be decided on a few hours delay? Let's give him the night for sun to go down on his anger. He'll be of better disposition tomorrow. Mikuz, we hail o! Chairman!!! Please do the right thing like Spike Lee!PR ko DBR ni. I equally aint got time to struggle with a grandpa. So lets leave it at my final decision. Abeg no hail me. You dey hail person with empty hands for this festive period. Who does that? |
Animetum: Ogbeni, calm down and live long.I do not know what you are talking about likewise I dont have any energy for chitchats. So dont stretch this ish any further. You are out of the tourney. I should say thanks for honouring the invitation. |
Animetum: Would do Sir. Thanks alot.Very good! Good for the both of you. Na him go create and na you go post the verses abi? We shall see!!!!!!! |
deepthougths: who d hell is mikuz for rap's sake, playing the lord over all?How does following simple laid down rules translate to playing Lord? Are you abnormal? I'm doing what I'm supposed to do by following the rules to the last letter and you here talking balls! Please if you aint got anything reasonable to contribute go and sleep! |
Ibime: This is the business end of the tourney. Dont start this now over a few hours outside deadline. It's not like we need to hurry up and move on to the next battle.Business ko Dizziness ni. He can as well send his verse on Tuesday or Wednesday. You can mod the battle if his verse fails to hit my box at the end of today cos as far as I'm concerned, no further extension will be entertained. Mark my words, NO EXTENSION!!!!!! |
Ibime: Don't be silly. Anime will send verse 2morro.Abeg no even start, I no get your time. MtcheeWW . . . . |
Ok here's my verdict : Opener - Tie Rhymes - ThePrekky Similes/ Metaphor - Tie Punchlines - ThePrekky Personals - Ema Prince Flow - ThePrekky Wordplay - ThePrekky Closer - Tie MVGT : ThePrekky Good battle! |
Animetum: Mikuz, i have a verse in my Eircsson phone which is far from me now. I went for an event and am gon be back late. 2mao mrning is just couple hours away.Bros abeg don't insult my intelligence. |
Animetum: Some1 pls alert Mikuz, i will send in my verse 2mao mrning. He can make the thread. I gotta copy paste with my other phone and it is outta my reach ATM.Ibime has qualified for the final. |
Ibime: Mikuz, why not inform the judges and bring Onebook and Glacierz in as wellBros chill, won't it look like I dey spam their mails? bugging 'em each we waiting for verdicts. Let them do it at their own time, besides they know we have a tourney going on. As for Glacierz, I aint bringing him back. He embarrassed me and made a mockery of the whole thing. How can a judge drop a verdict, delete it and request to be removed as a voter? Who does that? One Book is allowed to vote on this though. |
Wait oh . . Na Ink get the second verse? Smh . . What ever happened to him. |
"His fans don't understand half the lyrics ink say/ They prefer digging his grave/ And easing his pain.../ He go bleed living this place/ and D Next time he see ink,, he go 'troway salute' begin 'pick race'!/" Everything is wrong here . . . 1. Poor diction 2. Weak punch 3. Eggreggious build up 4. ignoble spelling, 5. Poor line connection How can a fan who doesnt understand half the lyrics of what who he fans says prefer to dig his grave? No be only dig grave, en fans go bury him alive too. Hence again, how does digging a persons' grave ease that person's pain? "He go bleed living this place" I don die. See the kain lines Luna dey enjoy. This makes no grammatical sense. Is it 'leaving' or 'living'? And the last line? Lord have mercy!! To make matters worse the person wey I quote en line, na him come win the battle with close to 30 likes sef. WTF!! As it stands, the only two groups on FB anyone can take serious are SRH and Insignia. RG and RGA have finally been infiltrated by wacks!! Smh!! |
The second verse has the worst build up ever seen from a wack!! "He'l regret speaking/ about dis wicked lyrics/ Wen he gets beaten/.. If he intends b1tching/" WTF!! What does this mean? Rap battles on Facebook has gone to the dogs! |
Lunatic abeg this is a freestyle lounge. This thing don dey too much. If you are looking for where to post average verses go and open a thread and paste as many mediocre verses as you want!! This is Flow For Rank if you no want wahala please go and open Paste For Rank. |
Open for votes!!!!! |
Ema prince: what a coicedence...mercy side..mercy side....please mikuz allow me to post by myself...prekky can do so as wellAlright. |
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