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Ibime's Verse

Dear Lord. . . .



I present Prekky as a living sacrifice/ and make his father cry/
cos I swear on the 'last book of old testament' . . .I’ll stab his mum in the pupils. . . and make his 'Ma lack eye'!!/

If he giving me strife/ I'll gut the pig with a knife/
And he'll be 2.5 centimetres from death. . . . when I beat him. . .'within an inch of his life'!!/

I make vets bleed. . .

Wait. . . let’s see/ This fake Jet Li/ will get his 'head severed'. . . at 'break-neck speed'!/
Contort his body into a circle . . .when I take Prek’s 'feet'/. . .and make em touch his 'head'. . . just to 'make ends meet'!!/

This pastor is a fraud/ so I’ll detach him with a sword/ for rapping on this board/
The dumb nitwit. . . .reading bible with a microscope. . . .tryna 'magnify the Lord'!!/

I’ll cripple this mug/ for 'holding my shirt'. . . . like an ignorant thug/
I don’t wanna stab the pitiful slug/
. . . but if he 'touch the hem of my garment'. . . I’ma turn this battle. . . to an 'issue of blood'!!/

I'll rip Prekky apart/ my razor deadly and sharp/ to slice one of his dimples. . . till he's left with a mark/
and if he 'turn the other cheek'. . . I’ll leave 'both sides of his face'. . . with 'symmetrical scars'!!/

He don't preach holy raps/ I speak only facts/ and freak lonely slags/
I fúck the prettiest girls . . . but like the 'fourth King of Israel'. . . this 'gee hos are fat'!!!/

This broke clown is trash/ His 'value falls'. . . . while I count my stash/
And his bank account will 'lose balance'. . . . when I defraud him. . . . of a 'staggering amount of cash'!!/

I travelled across the world. . . overseas on vacation/ in the most scenic locations/
He claiming trips. . . but even Fela knows this 'animal got no
passport'. . . .he's a 'beast of no nation'!!/

I send goons to depose the brother/ He better bolt for cover/ when my soldiers hover/
so those who love ya. . . better hide you in the river. . . . like Moses’ mother!!/

I’ll leave the fraudster frying/ They say Prekky’s a pastor?. . . of course, they lying!/
The congregation must be 'blind'. . . LITERALLY. . . .if this 'dog is guiding'!!/

I threaten his girl with a cleaver knife/ even Whitney Houston knows I’m mean and trife/
cos he’ll need extra security. . . .when I kill 'the bodyguard'. . .of 'The Preacher’s wife'!/

This Igbo boy lacks respect/ He in church . . . . hawking his rap cassette/
but if I catch him selling market in the father's house. . . I’ma whip the trader. . . .like the son of Nazareth!!/

I show his true colours when I battle dude/ cos Prekky lacking hue/
cos if the guy want vex/ like his eye done 'red'/. . . I’ll beat the 'yellow'-bellied coward. . . till he’s 'black and blue'!!/

If this faggót wanna beef/ I’ll stab him in the knees/
then slice 'both ears' and 'one eye'. . . . so he believe 'none of what he hear'. . . . and only 'half of what he see'!!/

He tried casting demons/ but he ain’t 'P Square'. . . .so they left
the pastor bleeding/
chanting “Peter we know, Paul we know. . . but who are you?”. . .as they slapped and beat him!!/

This cat rambling/ but if he act challenging/ my gat handle him/
Even Zik and Nkrumah know. . . I’ll break his head with a big 'pot'. . . .when I 'pan' African!/

He ain't fit to wear my cloak or costume. . .

This battle will provoke the whóre’s doom/ His raps never improve. . . still the same old bored tunes/
. . but if he got 'plans' for 'elevation' against me. . . .then he'll be the 'architect'. . . of his own misfortune!!/

ThePrekky's Verse

REMINDER
+Known names: Ibime Bis Spitzophrenic
+Gay ~» Happy
+Can ~» Shoot

Fight!!
I was aiming to go quick/ but I don't wnt ur blood staining my clothing/ or PH ppl blamin a hommie/
So I'll send crack-heads. . .to "Can a Bis". . .cos like dishonest coke dealers - hes not worth exchangin a blow with!/

drug money is wat I'm shortchanging ur ho with/ the wad will address ya wife/ for xmas, we off to China & Ya left ta die/
so fµck Naira, we 'Homos sap Yen!' . . & this shrimp'll only hav . .'crossed Asia'. . .tracing his ancestral line!!!/

I'm beastly & brute like grizzly baboons/ none can touch d seat which I rule/ for they confer me 'The Lion', King! . .while he's more of a 'ratatouille'. . than Disney cartoons!/ *rat at will*

U’ll neva make it in rhymin/ save it u lyin/ errytime I turn, I CLAP like I got pages of iron/ see I 'hold d aces'. .so jus 'throw in the cards'. . .or I'll CLUB ya HEART wit a SPADE into the shape of a DIAMOND!/

ur faded & dyin/ floored u3's stretch & then had trouble wit blaq's/ after he shuttled ya arše/ So like drift cars, u needed swaying to brake free from his clutch. . .wen he brought a full throttle attack!/

My mantle is bigger, I trample enigmas/ way ur sis 'stalks' me, bet d tramp wish I 'stick' her/ plus I'm a star, men. .but bïtch lacks 'style'. .so wen i de-flower her, she's left to handle d 'stigma'!!/

I shudnt hav battled the niggar/ but by askin for extension, seems he's trying to run/ so I aim the rod/ swing at the 'flanks'. . .& spread his side across 'Amsterdam'. . .after *I axe*. . . like Siem De-Jong!/

I am the don/ that lay hands on a silencer gun/ then approach wit bad bandits nd crooks/ so if ya rap's Jesus. .call us d disciples before Palm Sunday. . .eida ways, u'll still get ur ašs handed to you!!/

For once u'r expected to be trashed, battered & bruised/ when I bring this guy a four-four/ so stop in-sisting that ya gun's cõcked/ cos if u 'put ur heart to this'. .I'll snipe at ur bronchioles. . .to confirm I'm winning by a long shot!/

Ppl cud swear he's slippin on a long rod/ how he's alwys being g@y about P'/ now wen he say he straight, we doubt it/ cos wit d amount of 'Prekky' we see in his lines. . .it's literally clear, there can be no ibiME. . .witout 'me'!/

Now he's shaky, cowering/ so Ibime won't be given space cos he's corny/ he shud just stay wit his mommy/ or I'd knock him to the moon, then bury him wit "arms strong". . to put a nail in his coffin!!/

If he claiming he's something/ saying he hot in season/ he'll git bucked n' beaten/ Now I can strut proudly. . .and his only reason to hold his nose in the air. . . is to stop the bleeding!!/

NL's Unbeaten, my every shot results in killings/ with stun gun that finish twerps/ so in the long run I'll finish first/ cos Im usain bolt. . blazing every track . .while u barely cover laps. . .like Bum-shots & mini skirts!/

I show composition/ wit military-like bold propositions/ that fold opposition/ we soldiers man d warfronts. . while people like you carry report cards. . . & claim you hold ur position!/

You'll git broke on collision/ and my plan is to make ur wife a widow, simple/ aftr I suck The Ho's nipples/ till we 'climax'. .but if u think it's a 'Joke', a bazooka to ur torso and it goes. . . GWAM! GWAM!! GWAM! . .like Igbo Riddles!!!/

I'll leave you crippled/ then traverse your flow/ on sandals and toes/ so once diz super eagle steps foot in d thread. . .best 'grab Berti's shoes'. . .& just "Canvass for vogts"!/

Im more revered than priests/ but any corny trick @ fans to intrigue or deceive/ will hav u disfigured & ditched/
you kicking gud metaphors is a paradox . .but when I put nines to your mouth. . . it's no figure of speech!/

Last bar & Prekky rides off/ I'ma make this fight short cos ya an empty guy, bruh/ see u want peace but you'll get it by 'force'/ and while ya bribing yellow fever. . .I radio a S.W.A.T team. . .to physically F.B.I up!!/

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 36 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- Voting is open to all.

Goodluck!!!

airmark: ^^ so busy this time of the year. Sometimes next year, we can brawl also I had my eyes on that mikuz' achebe of rap title but my schedule is tight so it won't happen this year too.

Which title? You better stop dreaming.

Kriz send ya verse please.

@ Dj which kain 32 lines? Write 20 lines please.

Demsid I have ya verse. Waiting for Kritz. Meanwhile Ibime abeg check your mail.

Ibime: Done.

In the absence of judges, leave the battle open for regular members to vote

Ok good, Got it.

Glacierz and Joshua Base, Send ya verses when you're done. Ibime and ThePrekky too.

Lwkm

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]Lmfaoo...mumu^^[/quote]I can now see why you called her a dude. G@y stu,.pid stalker!

Nothing hitting from Dj.
The church offering and Break chapters lines were good.

MVGT : EvilChapterz

Open for votes . . .

Zluk lets battle. The other type of battle, please.

airmark: West midland goons are not clowns , they kill!

Is this how they behave? They just kill people for no reason?

DJ5naira's Verse



I bring disaster all round the year/ for choosin' not to remain farther or abstinent/ I plan to make things unpleasant 4 the rapper cum cabinet/
series of rams and slams E'd receive for certain . . . henceforth call this verse his 'Chapterz of accidents!'/

E's hardly at best/ his first verse on FFR ended up we laughin' at fiend/
no atom of evil in the chapter, pure singalong like ''I Love You'' tunes by Barney & Friends/

You such ah phoney gent/ one would think u were raisin' stones the way u lift ur upper nonetheless/
That 'bird view' pose isnt it bro, completely swagless . . . a 'tweety' mistakenly snapped u while you were under Punishment/

The oversized white's not his, perhaps his grandfathers' shirt/ his jeans faded, I guess the guy hired 'em/
and the ''T90'' imprints on his Azonto slippers . . . . I bet 'twas with a black marker pen!/

What pains him more is he cant rephrase this lyrics/ watch me disgrace the mimic/
and if the dark bagga later removes his fugly PixMix . . . that'd only make us tag the troll ''a bloody coward who cant FACE HIS CRITICS!''/

Highlightin' my post shows E admires the many swings I sway/ cos o' the deadly things I say/
His signature reads ''Half Man, Half Magic . . . . . . . '' but so far my slices already half man with zero magic, our own [url=i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/02/article-1263035-08F94335000005DC-97_634x468.jpg]Kenny Easterday[/url]/

Even the ''three wise monkeys'' will squeak as they feel those needle/ E's skin his kins' so feeble/ I endanger the lives of his siblings with slits so lethal/
Peel off their eyes, ears & mouth . . . so they ''see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil!''/

his paper texts are tissues/ with 's.emen-stained' hands I easily 'compress' that beetle/
I've battled Demogorgons, waged wars with Yaramayhawhos . . . so E just 'a lesser Evil!'/

Terry G will read this puns and gas/ if the player gets to the ditch with pumps & jazz/
seize his boots, then axe his thighs . . . and give no room for him to Jump and Pass/

The files outside is burnt and stacked/ even the ones on my hands is much and packed/
cos I just pulled out Chapterz . . . leavin' the textbook empty, aside its front and back!!!!/

Evilchapterz's Verse



Observing his beauty!
He'll give birth to nothin but Amphibian f@gs/ .
The 'lines' he used against 'Air' . . was more scattered than Australian maps,
he's getting perplexed with my spead of gear/ . . I need not to 'invest' punches!
We all know '5naira' is worthless to a millioniar/



In battles my Opponent walk around crouches/ then i earn
gallant trophies/
but if this bytch, phucks with me!.
. . . I'll prove i leave 'ppussies' stained with 'blood' like Abortionists/

He's brain be mocking education/ . . Always on flow for rank!
This male should stop fronting with failed probs/
and he's always on battles gossiping others
. . . . Like facebook notification!

I drop rhymes in mad dozens/ . . U 'speeding' for my end?
Return or die in that journey/
If you think you'd win cuz you came here with rude raps/
I'll cripple judges to make sure that verdict won't stand/
.
The mate is just fronting/
He's traggic end is clear like fate of poor offsprngs/
so if he gets me vexed!
I'll drop 'Naira' in a box, faster than church offerings/

my pen is never resting/
he's like
'Keneth Sussman'
starts wars and never ends it!
I possess hotness you'd fear
But if he plays with my 'Intelligence'
I'll 'table theories'
and 'subject' him to regrets/


i spell death 2 ur face and next stage transcends/
. . my punches arrives at your screen, faster that whatsapp message alert.
but if he fingers his claims/ i'll Bring out his veins/ or say words
that'd trigger his pain/
. . . he's no match!
We see 'Bytch' written over him like he was kissed by lil wayne/

he can claim a G with Rifle/ or kill with 9's too/ but you can never
'break down chapters'
nomatter how hard you 'interpret the Bible'

Your lame + a very sad f@g/
None will respect what you say even if you swallow American flag/
Cuz few days ago!
We saw 'mark' all over you like 'Yeruba herbalists/
Even if you 'swallow' a sewing machine
you still can't 'thread' my fists!


If he claims he's holding mad funks/ i'll waist 'money'!
Like the prodigal son/

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

Goodluck!!!

Brutal clash IV : Glacierz vs Joshua Base

32 lines. Make I create thread?

airmark: So this one book is a biter! @ Mikuz , nice verse, but next time there is nothing like The hawthorn (wh,ore torn), goons from west midlands may murk you. it's called 'The Hawthorns' bro.

Its 'mock'.

Goddamnit!!!

ZLUK: Damned I forgot

Mikuz, Need thread for Zluk vs Rhyme Lunatic 20lines today

Send in your verses please.

Thank God oh . . .

Damn!! Ibime that was sick!!!

Ibime: Yo Prekky/Mikuz

When should we schedule our final? Omo boyz have a lot of free time right now.

29th please. You can write and send it right away. BTW drop some frees na.

demsid: mikuz pls help us with d thread and d mail we r goin to send verses. D fyt is d day after tomorrow

Nlking@hushmail.com

The lyricist of the year category is the most annoying award category ever. WTF . . . Mode nine is the only lyricist in Nigeria or what?

Its called Hip Hop world awards but Ironically they do not know what Hip Hop is all about. Smh!

All these stunts una dey pull no wise at all. We aint getting paid. If you can't beat deadline due to the fact you are too busy or lacking inspiration why dont you signal for an extension instead of feeding us with all these flimsy excuses as if we are kids.

@Evil
There is a 'forgot password' button on gmail, why you no use am? Oga I no sure say you get gmail account sef. Besides it wont take you more than 10 minutes to create another one. No?

@Book
I tire oh . . . The reason why we agreed to send our verses to Ibime is to avoid feeding else we coulda posted ourselves right from time. Since Ibime has my verse and you are having difficulty in sending yours (as you claim) so its impossible for me to feed. Why dont you post right away?

Closed . .

Airmark wins

=> 3 points

"not on this earth will an amateur own a vet" or "not on this earth will amateurs own vets".
I have removed the roof . . I hope you can now see the flaw!
Hello? Please do not make that line look more absurd than it already is. So what's the grammatical function of that ellipsis?
I know that they are two different words but the fact that they are illegal drugs makes it a tautology. In grammar we don't use two different words that mean the same thing together. No? If you prove that Methampethamine is not a drug too than your claims that your lines flew above my head is true. Yes?
Its not disappointing that you beat Dj, the only thing disappointing in this fight is that it did not live up to the hype.
That said, it is not proper to call anyone a Doubting Thomas here. Personals is a very delicate criterium. What will make you to believe me if I claim that Luna no sabi toast babe without proof?

. . . And Those links? <= medicine after death.