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ThePrekky's Verse

Listen!!
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I'm shooting this old twerp/ his gbagauns laughable like a smoothie with no herb/ he'll crack my ribs? toh! his lines ar alrdy comic relief. . .so wen I whoop-P. . .it's Goldberg!!/

I intrigue ma town, wt cedis & pounds/ but b4 we're compared, let's first see his account/
cos he claims he a 'fruitful businessman' but y'all see me frying dis dodo hawker. . .wen the chips are down!/

Before I beat dis clown, I'll claim to be sweet/ wen rlly, I be aiming to win/ after I spray till he screams/
cos he's a 'dunce'!! & his failure to handle 'top-cos' is like abandoned honeycombs. . .it remains to Bee-Scene!/
*remains to be seen*

I'm swinging a baton/ hitting Ya cabin, If u thinking ya sparking/ ur best shots jus give this 'chief fun' . . .but be-ware! Cos wen I 'lace' punches, Winning is satin!/

I hav dz queer spawned/ dis round is here solved! . . Ema will get torn/ and that's d 'root of d matter'. . .so even if he try-angles all day. . . he'll still be back to square one!/

Slittin' throats/ gitting choked/ from sec school to NL forums, girls have him stomped on witless mode/ nowadays if she hungry for D, his last gf calls me. . .well, clearly he cudn't evn give his 'X a size'. . with a fitness coach!/

King of titans, I'm displacing the other gods/ displayin ur mother's sores/ then break u to pc's for aiming to stop ma cause/
I woke in a new buggati buh if u say yu hard drive. . .i RAM[i/] into ur 'system'. . .witout replacing a motherboard!/

The sucker's gored cos I batter & cause scars/ wit prayer, I shatter ur soft bars/
cos I rain down a [i]mountain of fire & before you call police, I've already Chosen mopol. . .Lazarus Muoka!!/

Wen I spit raps, d rhymes are sleek/ to have P' stabbed than knives on d¡cks/
try to 'write me off', I'll 'script-ur-death'. . . is P-a-vet? nahh. . .he DON'T COUNT like Cheaters in Hide & Seek!/

Ma bars conquer/ u said it urself, ur not a fav'rite @ ripping glads asunder/ so as my 'ponches' shatter bunkers/ call me 'Don Simon'. . . coz 'Am-a-Ruler'. . .& you're just the Palace drunkard!!/

Im no paparahzi but I aim nd snap/ the Prince for claiming champ/ cos my flow breaks the bank & after I raise and clamp/
~
Ema could place a vault between us. . .& still not keep a 'safe distance'!!/

his Loletta babe says I'm d best G to hit her cooch/ wyl since sec school, he 'wrestled' to hit a move/ so Ema shud jus S.T.F.U like testing John Cena moves/
cos Surely! goodness follows me. . .but he won't be seen near Mercy side. . .asides trekking to Liverpool!!/

If he don't plead for truce/ he'll pay the price for his life/ for beefing a child of the light/
He'll make me burn again?. .tah! soon as he saw d draws, Ema knew L was coming. . .and now Christ has arrived!!/

I table sweet set of skills/ to have this beef set on grills/ cos I've been there for real/
he legging for the win . . so I knife him in a pedicure room. . .till he shows us a clean pair of heels!/

Ema's devoid of finesse/ he showing boys much interest/ & wen Frank b'coms frankincense. . a pµssy is exposed. . .cos Prince is short for Princess!!/

I sought to send in the glocks/ cos he thought he'll blend in with dawgs/ so this dunce is ended with force/
and after dis battle, he cud read the votes all semester. . .he'll still not come to terms with his loss!!!

Bis abeg post Prince's verse. E be like say I go mess person format.

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 32 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

Judges

1. Beshi

2. Man-i-kal

3. Da whizkid

4. Cooger

5. DBR

6. Mailmalc

7. Mikuz

8. Rhyme Lunatic

Goodluck!!!

I have Prekky's verse. Ibime when you're ready hit me.

[quote author=One book!]mikuz am done how can i send it to ibime? give me his email[/quote]Ok chill, make we end the tourney. So we dont get things mixed up. Dig?

Illness: Mikuz, I hope u know who Illness is?[color=#990000][/color]

Nah.

Demsid go to the main board . . Scroll down and you gon' see all the battles!

Hold it right there dawg. After my battle with One book . .we kick it. Right?

Lwkm . . Ok bro. No P! But I guess I need to improve my sense of humour.

[quote author=One book!]@ emma i will ,let mikuz set date and 20lines no small?[/quote]Ok lets make it 32 lines then. Send ya bars to Ibime before the end of tomorrow!

demsid: wetin come bring all those ones. check my post I insult u? .I only requested for links and I'm getting upset cos this is not d 1st. and u call yourself a moderator smh. if I shd react to d trash u just said it will spring up another shi.t

You've been on NL for this long and you do not know how to locate threads yourself? And you claim you are normal?

That said, is this how to make a request? I'm a mod and so? Does that makes me your errand boy? Who are you to even speak to me? Please get my nick off your thumb if you do not want to run into my trouble!

demsid: but mikuz wetin happen na . m already hating u .I humbly requested for d link to some battles in d tourney I've been following . no response. in d first round I didn't c khimwhite battle,glacier's, blaq,deadscrolls,animentum. same happend in quarter finals I didn't c other battles except mikuz vs EMA prince. y u dey dull me na

You sure say you never dey crase?

Drop a hot 16!!

Make I hear pim again.

Alright guys relax . . .

Regular Diss
One book vs Mikuz
13 Dec. 2013
20 lines


NL king tourney
Ema Prince vs ThePrekky
14 Dec. 2013
32 lines

Ibime vs Animetum
15 Dec. 2013
32 lines

Lol @ don't forget to call me a dickrider.

khimwhyte: Nobody wants to give me a battle huh? Siddogg why you dey do me like dis?

One book and khim, I'm up for some 20 lines. If you accept holla lemme prep the thread with immediate alacrity.

Khimwhyte vs Mikuz or
Mikuz vs One book


. . . and Ibime you best not retire after the tourney cos we still get scores to settle.

ThePrekky: is our deadline this morning? thought It's meant to be at night

Yes, this morning by 9pm.
Lwkm . . Madman!!

Ema Prince you're pulling a no show or what?
Prekky whats happening?

Semi finals

https://www.nairaland.com/1552696/nairaland-king-tournament-semi-finals

Semi final draw . . .



12 Dec.
Ema Prince vs ThePrekky

13 Dec.
Animetum vs Ibime

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 32 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

Judges

1. Beshi

2. Man-i-kal

3. Da whizkid

4. Cooger

5. DBR

6. Mailmalc

7. Mikuz

8. Rhyme Lunatic

Goodluck!!!

chibic: Please y'all should leave dis topco alone.he may spew all the nonsense but ion fink d tourney wil be affected.

Lwkm . . .

Scoop . . .


12 Dec.
ThePrekky vs Ema Prince


13 Dec.
Ibime vs Winner between Thunderstorm and Animetum

No extension. If you fail to beat the deadline, I'm sorry.

Blaqbones disqualified for ignominious stretching. Ibime progresses to the semi final.

And no more yarns on this thread.

I do not remember throwing this battle open for votes! I'm not counting any vote yet. Blaqbones remove 8-10 lines and post again, lemme officially declare the battle open for votes. Else you're gonna get disqualified for stretching. I'm sure you read the rules.

Abeg post una verses again if I messed your format before I open the battle for votes.

Ibime's verse

ThaBlaqBonez: Buh finking u a success is the problem/ told u from the onset/. . .yur a poor failure, that's modest/

. . .I drop a diss over 1million ppl listen, u drop a diss, 1374 views, 118 comments!/



google blaqbonez bitc.h ^_^

So I googled him and found this:



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And this:


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I could win this battle with the wackest verse/ This nigga so black, it hurts!/
And God said let there be light. . . the sun replied. . . “wait, before I shine on Blaq. . . I need to practice first!!”

It’s evident my bars shatter/ the irrelevant bizarre rapper/
This nigga here on earth. . . . so we must inform NASA. . . . to stop searching outer space. . . for evidence of 'dark matter'!!/

You pulling every disguise/ and telling the guys/ you driving elegant rides/
So next time we pass you cycling. . . we’ll honk horn. . . and tell you to stop 'pedalling' lies!!/

If Blaq fúck with me/ I’ll swear in court. . .I thought it was a robbery/
Cos if he run and hide. . . I’ll shoot this bítch through the door. . . like Oscar P!/


Don’t talk about guns. . .


I got plenty in the wardrobe/ shoot a semi through his torso/
When it come to killing, I got 'ruthless records'. . . so if Bone claim thug. . . I’ma send him to the 'crossroads'!!/

cos I won’t take it light if Blaq is dissing. . .

I’ll blow it 'out of proportion'. . . like a bad mathematician/
And as far as raps he spitting?/. . . .whoever say 'BB King'. . . must be referring. . . to the Jazz musician!!/

I conduct lightening rod/ through this frightened fraud/ if he don’t hop like a Chinese frog/
And on a musical note. . . his whole body will quaver. . . when I string him up. . . by his spinal chord!!/

While I be flexing with dollars/ he emptying drawers/ and counting pennies and quarters/
His 'bank accounts' must have tuberculosis. . . .there’s nothing left in the coughers!!/

Claiming he been to Rome and Entebbe/ but I see through Bones like an X-Ray/
He never been abroad. . . but one punch will send the ‘hungry nigga flying’. . . . Ethiopian airways!!/

Why this monkey want test?/ Terry Da Rapman must have 'taught him nonsense'/
Cos he still 'suffering and smiling'. . . even after winning the 'zombie' contest/
This dumb broke joker/ better come no closer/
before I throw his mother off the balcony. . . and make the poor 'fella'. . . blame it on 'unknown soldier'!!!/

Doing songs with Terry shows this negro is gay/ He gonna lead Bones astray/
Terry’s career flopped. . . so if he help you get fans. . . it’s to chase mosquitos away!!!/

The next line will offend him the hardest/ and show he's mental rétarded/
cos he a developing artist. . . .signed to a developing artist. . . who’s been developing for ten years. . . and never developed a market!!!/

You gon’ regret being rude to Bis/ boasting about your million views and hits/
Your album launching soon, I just ruined it/. . . cos ya career’s over. . . soon as niggas google this!!!/



KING!!!

Aii listen...
U boutta be engaged in this
MARRIAGE OF BARS/. . .this bar is simply
FOUNDATION CLASS/
. . .1st Question is How u wanna Take me??
With such OUTRAGIOUS TRASH??/
"The goof Ran when i 'Brang' him the ether"
^^ Dats English From a
GRADUATE OF MATHS!!/
"Glacierz I 'thunk' u won that battle as well"
Wtf??
Niggas FUC.K THIS/ check his NL pic, he
holding sum DUMB KID/
While pimples all over the BROS CHEEK!!/
So many spots on ur face[/
i]. . .a [i]kick to ur head
Becomes a SPOT KICK!!!/
I know u envy ma RAP ATTACK/. . .when I spit
its KAMAKAZ!!/ buh if he says 'he's out
of this world '. . .I'd hop inna
space ship to get this RAPPER
BACK!!/
. Once I get there. . .I'd land a punch that'd
make him 'Leave Space' . . .like he
tryna insert a PARAGRAPH!!!!/
Buh really
I can't believe its this SAME FATHER/ that
CLAIMS HARDER/. . .dats s'posed to be the
tourney's MAIN RAPPER/
. . .When the battle I 'Red', streetwize
'Blue' Him Till we couldn't Find His
'GREY' MATTER!!!!/
He dint SAY NADA/
Cz We saw the best cams RECORD HIS
DEATH/. . .he proved ur METHOD IS
DEAD/. . .made ur head swell?? He blew ur
HEAD OFF INSTEAD!!/
. . .Yes Ur lines 'Hit a nerve',
street Shutdown ur Whole NERVOUS
SYSTEM!!!/
Buh SEE MEHN/
am on sum TERRORIST SHI.T/ they hail cz ma
METHOD IS SICK/
. . .Goodluck Phoned, am like YES BRUV, ITS
ME/ . . .He said he finking of conducting sum
CENSUS THIS WEEK/ Any tips on RECORDING
THIS??/
. . .I said yeah,
after u done the Head count, Check inside a
Certain Ibime's trouser too. . .there's a whole
lotta MEN ON HIS D I C K!!!/
Bt I'd leave him DEAD ON THE STREETS/
...how?
Remember dbr's secretry?? She MAY
DECIDE/. . .When am in with like EIGTHY
GUYS/. . .secret service, the AIMING TYPE/
. . .Block the Doors n Windows. . .RAISE THE
NINES/. . .since u be winch. . . u fit try 'Run[/
i] [i]Thru the wall' like AC PIPES/
( ˘˘̯)
Or I call in my FAV'RITE GUYS/
. . .10 of the DEADLY HEAP/ they Raising EVERY
CLIP/
. . .3 point 3 Gats, and LET IT CLICK/ 5 point 5
glocks, sum FIERY SHI.T/ they CLEARLY
PISSED/. . .then 'two point two[/
i] [i]Four' and u dead. . . . at 'STP'!!!!//////
(2.24)
Aiii LEMME SEE/
2day he's pastor ibime,
cos he gon endure this LONG
SUFFERING/ leave his TONGUE STUTTERING/
send clips dat'd fill his lips with the fruit
of the spirit till he STOPS
TALKING/
When the 'mac' Speaks, he runs and
hides with the 'Ephesians' buh its NOT
WORKING!!/ so he's STUCK RUNNING/
. . .Reaches bethlehem, hides inna manger,
he's LOST...WATCHING/
Then I light it up, the 'Messiah' of rap. . .
'Burn in a manger'. . .So
GOD LOVING!!/
buh once it STOPS BURNING/
I'd take his ashes to the temple, dance to the
front. . . .and offer it as BURNT OFFERING!!!/
Or
I let the FOURS CRACK HIM/ . . .for all the FALSE
RAPPING/
U claim King, buh u ain martin luther and u
NOT LARRY!!/
Buh if u WAS LARRY/ I gat men at the DOOR,
LARRY!!/
Once they hold the GUNS, LARRY/
U gon lose. . . .if u try To take the Win
Though . . .they BUG, LARRY!!!/
Wait!
I said if u WAS LARRY/ . . .I gat men at the
'Door', if u try To take the 'Window[/
i]' they BUGLARY!!!/
Pls jes STOP RAPPING!!/
Cos Yur FUC.KING DUMB/. . .stop typing ma
name with those UGLY THUMBS/
. . .I said U shuld FUC.KING STOP!!!/. . .or I'd
Punch Ur 'Giant [i]Elephant Lips
In'. . .that's how I 'POP THE TRUNK'!!!/ So
pls SHUT HIM UP!!/
Cos Am pissed at WHAT THIS GUY EXPORTS/ in
the Booth he's brings NOTHING I ENJOY/. . .His
accent PLUS HIS STYLE HAS FLOPPED!!!/
. . .Its the Same With All 'Ijaw' men. . .now
Eldee loses cash. . .when
anoda Flop. . . FROM HIS 'TRIBE
RECORDS'!!!
And u might feel u LETHAL BRO/ send me off
with a LITTLE FLOW/ bt u def didn't 'See
this' Coming. . .all em MIDDLE
BLOWS/ . . .U culd spray sum 'naira' to
WIN YOU VOTES/. . .Bt I 'Yearn' to get ma
'pound' of flesh when I MEET YOU....SO
here's how THIS WOULD GO/. . .I'd send sum
'Dolls'-To-Hit-Men, a couple Shots-n-he's-
dead. . . then by ur grave . . .I'd BRING 'U
ROSE'!!/ (euros)
TRUE BRO'/
I might be WRAPPING OFF NOW/ buh let ur
GUARDS BE ON GROUND/. . .Cz this last punch I
LAND IN THE BOUT/. . .'d Re-arrange ur
anatomy. . .Leave ur Lungs in
ur hands and ur "HEART IN
YOUR MOUTH!!!"/
BLAOOOO!!!
"Presenter: This just in, the burial ceremony
for the late ibime has been concluded"
How it happened. . .
Got to his home, n I SPARKED UP THE PLUGS/
ta CRACK ALL THE DOORS/ . . .dragged and
'burried' him in d sand, with head
ABOVE THE FLOOR!!/
Buh he start to talk shi.t BOUT GUNS N
BOMBS/. . . i brought him out. . .put him inna
coffin
. . .And I Re-bury. . .
mehn I deserve the 'BALLON D'OR'!!!!!!!!!/

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 28 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments on here.

Judges

1. Beshi

2. Man-i-kal

3. Da whizkid

4. Cooger

5. DBR

6. Mailmalc

7. Rhyme Lunatic

8. Glacierz

9. One Book
Goodluck!!!

Blaq send ya verse. I wan sleep!