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Deepthoughts vs krizzkutz

https://www.nairaland.com/1581074/brutal-combat-v-deepthoughts-vs#20683967

Deepthoughts' Verse

if u r thikin of death/i owe u dat so am in ur debt/i'll pay by writin
dis sik lines n liv em on ur bed/
i'll 'burn' u frm d womb of gloom...till u see d blaze, lyk i
spearheaded ur birth/
i am spear headed sometin lyk a 'javalin'/u r blunt at all sides lyk a
'discus disk'/
so if u call dis a di$$/ it wnt b d first tym u r mistaken/dis aint no
di$$ bi,tch/dis is jux a warning/
dis is jux a lesson/dis DI$$-SCRIBES u a loser wit a wide margin/so
fork anybodi who said di$$ wasnt neccessary/
krizz dnt piss me/i'm runnin out of space to hide d bodies/
and wen am done killin u...i'll bury u face down, so u cn see wia u r going/
sure i've seen a lot of PEE-POLE lyk krizz' type/so wit my d,ick out/n
toungues stretched...i'll PEE-DUNGS (pidungs) on u lyk d bar in
denmark/
my lines will liv krizz carked/ while he watches me bang his wife/
cos i blew his 'balls' lyk playing zuma's revenge/n wen he knew he got no skills...d d,ick went to d 'subway'...cos he wanted to be
'trained'/
dis ni,gga dnt kno his age cos he cnt count 'past ten'/i'll 'DEPORT'-'IVO' lyk 'juan pasten'/ n an ebonyi state local govment/*(juan pasten plays for deportivo n ivo is a lga in ebonyi state)*
i talk little cos 'big words big poblems'/so i spik 'occasionally' lyk passing the 'last super emblems'/
i fly pass dis homo...wit 'liver' lyk am in 'liverpools' logo...little
wonder krizz 'stay lean'/
u cnt 'stitch good lines' even if u put ur brain in a 'hemmer'/i let
em kno u in a derogatory manner...'hommer'/ so if u r bored of living...lemme 'slip' u into sometin more comfortable...lyk 'coma'
*nw dey wanna kno wia d boy 'cums' frm...if d z any plce lyk 'prick'/ den i am cactus' kin

Krizzkuz's Verse

ahl win him with ah flop/ kill him at D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ spot/ if he
thinks he cud beat krizz with his drops/ cus deep inside him . . This
Gee Know ahl make him lay low . . If he eva trys to meet me at D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ top/

so now uu tink u can cook beef??/ buh ahl still βε besting ya lines
easily like abc or one - two - three/ and for thinkin we in
D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ same level n callin me out/ ahl make u disappear after u drop like one book did/

I step in side/ was gett in hypes/ . . From dopeheads, d belike krizz
ur text is nice/ he folo suit, buh he went begg in likes/ . . Of demsid to help him fight/

saying if u dnt ghostwrite for me, krizz will kill me, demsid shouted
pfft yall shud let him die/

Ahl slaughter D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ fool/ make his mother ma boo/ make love to her n still record D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ poo/ so nxt time u call me a modafucka just rmmba its true/

Defeat is what this nigga only absorb/ and anyone that's into
deepthoughts must βε lonely and bored/

Uu a disgrace/ to nairaland
Asin all ur shits stale/ plus person fit crase/ just staring at ur pig
face/ that's y ma diQQ is what ur chick craves/

u now pronounced urslf ill cus in real life u always sick, pale??/
twil belike uu were asked to choose a track event . . the way u go thε̲̣̣̣̥γ see me the pick race/

Lunatic: deepthought how market now??

he respond thus/ krizz had all my effort flawed/ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ nigga is just gettin doper erriday like desmond scott/ unlike ma shallow lines . . his lines r 2 Deep if I was allow to vote, ahl give him my vote without any second thought

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments.

- Voting is open to regular members only.

Goodluck!!!

Lionbite: Rate this

the only 'time' he reaches number '1' is when he's looking at my rolex/
why spend time scripting on him when mah 'check' did it no-less/
you still cant see through me with your grand mother lens/

you call that a verse? Even barney could do better without a beat/
i'll smash your face so hard, it will be your 'greatest hit'/

i'ma drill this mofo into mother earth till he hit gold/
give him a letter to help me deliver to davy jones/ nobody knows/ he may get old and decompose/ then i print his obituary and write him a prose/

murdering you aint that hard..... I'll even get a bonus for a head target/
spill your blood on the stage and walk out on a 'red carpet'/

i walked into the woods with a cord and hanged a bear/
i killed a lion you got scared by the hare/
so good in the game even when i fall i get a cheer/
the day you gon beat me is the day the pope dye his hair/

i'm making efforts to reduce your flops beleive me i'm trying to/
but with these bars of yours even the mic got ice-cold/

|DeadMic|

1.5/5

I only received Deepthoughts and Dj's verse. Krizzkutz I thought I said no verse should be send to my facebook? Push it to the email lemme post it please.

Cooger and Ibime, great verses! Class!
I'm setting up the thread. Send your verses. 32 lines!

nlking@hushmail.com

I did not receive any verse.

Votes have been counted.

Regular members who voted : 14
Those who voted for ThePrekky : 6 (Manikal,Beshi,Mailmalc,Cooger,Mikuz,Jame3d)

Those who voted for Ibime : 8 (Prince,Lunatic,Glacierz,Dimes,Krizz,Airmark, Evilchapterz,Dbr)

Ibime wins by 8 votes to 6.

So with the power conferred on me, I declare Ibime the winner and the First Official Rap King Of Nairaland 2014.

Congratulations!

Na most default voters cause all these. If to say them no dey drag their leg to give verdicts all these for no happen. Please nobody should blame me for this. I'm counting the votes right away from KNOWN NETCEES!

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Its useful to note/ that our fight you'd leave you toothless and smoked/ with a noose to ya throat/ . . . but as soon as I start beefing on here . . If you fail to 'wheel around' . . you'll get whooped with a spoke!/

How can that verse be truly bespoke/ when what you wrote was hopeless/ . . Ya closer didnt come close to dopeness/ . . so no wonder you tried to gain an edge . . by making me alter the voting proccess!/

You spat average . . those lines won't get you to power/ . . . that architect concept was generic and sour/ . . . they couldnt get Prekky devoured . .
. . thats why you were in rush for us ta close voting after twenty-four hours!/

You going nowhere with ya lies/ I helped you in the 2nd round . . and I hope these heads realise/ . . . cos if I had paid deaf ears to ya complaints . . You coulda got buried alive!/

He came with a gat/ and sprayed you in fact/ his personals even stapled ya parts/ . . . shit! he dissed ya aweful grammar . . what could be more painful than that?/
. . . So instead of dissing . . You should rather be thankful that I saved you from Blaq!/

I shoot the heathen/ If he denies its aint the truth I'm spitting/ . . . and if he comes with rebuttal writtens/. . Ill orchestrate a full scale attack when I come with a measuring tool . . and give him a ruthless beating!/

You cant upstage a star/ cos its d.,ope wordplays you lack/
. . Ya puns leave no harm . . but ma 'Bars tear' . . like the 'new club of Sunday Mba'!/

Those lines you popping is slander/ better stop forming you harder/ else you'll get bundled instanta/ . . Ya punches are useless . . cos if you say Ill 'bear the Brunt' . . then its certain I'm becoming a father!/

You typing like touts/ quit whinning from both sides of ya mouth/ . . Cos after claiming I beat Prince . . You now saying he got me fried in the bout!/

In battles, I strike like Defoe/ and beat guys with the flow/ cos I come with fire and blows/ . . So in our rematch . . Ill shatter ya vertebra column . . and beat you twice in a row!/

So he better start pleading for truce/ before I bring in my troops/ to stiffen the goose/ . . Cos Ill force his retirement . . when I act like footwear makers and 'give him the boots'!/

My heat will leave you with bruises and bumps/ we dont get your wordies duly adored/ . . its evident mosta 'em are stup¡d and flawed/ but mine leave rivals clueless and floored . . / cos even niggas in 'Buenos Aires' know . . that I can leave 'Ah gent in a' pool of his blood!/

I'm savage and mean/ my jabs are good enough to damage his chin/ . . but if he forms an 'Ally' with his crew . . Ask 'Cissokho' . . Ill batter him soon as I assail his team!/

deepthougths: mikus hw i wan tak send u ma lynz against krizzkutz?

You are dissing Ibime with this? Smh!

kerijay: Happy Birthday To ME....It's my 20th Birthday Peeps




Will Script some lines Later

Happy birthday!

Quick one . . .





Every bar you posting is trifle/ with how wack you write, you'll never get a hold of a title/ . . Ya style is outdated . . You wont spit 'Current yarns' . . unless you quoting the bible!/

I leave you shy ones in despair/ when I blast your thighs up in the air/ . . but you'll get thrown from a cockpit . . . if you think you piloting affairs!/

For close to three and a year/ I've been beasting my peers/ . . so the throne is mine . . you'd get served with a 'bench warrant' . . If you sit in my chair!/

I use sound mags/ to put out wacks/ and shoot stout cats/ . . but if ya lines court attention . . Ill electrocute you with a two-count charge!/

You poor brothers/ will sure suffer/ . . cos y'll been making noise 'bout how you carry swords . . when you can't even cut corners!/

Ill sure disgrace the brother/ if hes debating further/
cos if he claims I commited a ffucking crime . . then it must mean I rraped his daughter!/

Now lets face the topic with facts/ ya lines no more come with the sparks/
. . Cos ya Malachi and Jehosaphat wordies . . I'm sorry . . were worthless and wack!/

I aint lying to you/ everything I'm writing is true/ with ya recent form we wont leave the title with you/
cos after I read ya Pan African line . . I thought Dj have started partly ghostwriting for you!/

See, you better veer off and run/ or get pierced with thorns/ . . . go to facebook . . niggas who used to hype you . . are making jest of ya puns!/

Clear win for Kriz

MVGT : Krizkutz

ThePrekky: sir moderator, was all that necessary? just cos I suggested a way for you to settle d pending problem in ur tourney? I over hype d battle? That seems like something you did, yourself. "if say voters allow you reach finals?" Are you sure something else isn't eating you up?

I do not see how this is a pending problem. Counting of votes has never been a problem and it will never be.
Nothing is eating me up bro, we are all in this for fun. Nobody has put in more effort to make this tourney work more than I have done. Or you think Seun is paying me or what? If I reach finals e go affect my bank account?
Thanks for your suggestion but . . .

Ema prince: PH boy wey dey speak ABA slang loool

All these things na your fault.

ThePrekky: mik I do support a time limit for this battle. It's a final and that's the more reason it should be check mated cos d more time it's left open, the greater relevance it loses and it'll soon become stale and by that time, anyone voting would be voting for either ibime or Prekky as individuals and not for their verses

I do not support it. Setting time limits to battles on here has never been done. It is the final, yes but that does not make it more important than other matches? Checkmate? I do not know what you are talking about. So the other matches that came before this one were not checkmated? Yes? When does setting timelimits translate to checkmating? Please stop overhyping this brawl. Alot of people expected much more from this battle. Judging by the shocking homophonic puns you guys wrote, its more than enough to claim that this battle did not live up to the billing. So quit bringing all these argument in the name of 'its a final'. Going by how I rated you guys before this match, Ill say this its a weak battle. Those homophonic puns up there are unpardonable faults. Those are the kinda wordies we expect from the likes of Dj and Maestro. I gave you my vote cos Ibime's faults annoyed me more. While I was reading his verse if he was close to me I for punch am and face the consequences. I began to wonder if this was the same guy that wrote against Blaq and Thunder and against me too.
So quit overhyping this fight, I can count 5 battles in this tourney that were better than this. If to say voters allow me reach finals I sure say Seun for done dey give out prize money by now.

BTW, this re-match ish Ibi is telling us about sounds suspicious to me oh. Akwo be beans moi moi a ne esi.

Ibime: @ Mikuz,

If there is no clear winner within the next 24 hours, please decide the battle based on the verds of the originally appointed judges ie Beshi Ugbe, Manikal, Rhymelunatic, Glacierz, Mailmalc, Coogar, DBR and da-wizkid. No rematch please. Boyz are occupied.

Where did you get this 24h ish from? This is the final, we aint rushing to any where. There is no rule on here that sets a 24 hour limit for voting on battles. So chill the ffuck out please.

airmark: Added to the list, but for now its that achebe title. @ mikuz , let's do 20 lines, 4th january, game?

Lets make it 10th please.

Smh

Lunatic and Prince why didn't you guys say all that when he first suggested that I open the voting process to all. Why una come dey complain now? Smh.
I remember how everyone almost chopped my head prior to Ibi vs Mentum match. Smh!

Ibime: @ Mikuz,

If there is no clear winner within the next 24 hours, please decide the battle based on the verds of the originally appointed judges ie Beshi Ugbe, Manikal, Rhymelunatic, Glacierz, Mailmalc, Coogar, DBR and da-wizkid. No rematch please. Boyz are occupied.

You are kidding me.

ZLUK: Glacierz.... Been some time

Your lines still aint deep enough, your puns still float//
But I guess ICE felt the heat, its obvious you now flow//
Nice witty punches, quite funny... Its like watching a clown//
But like dropping a nice book on the moon, bars are still hard for you to put down//

Well hope this get to you in good time, cos in due time//
.....Call me a ho
Cos I gon come for your head right after I do dimes//
See all those thumbs up you got, no go bring good fruit, no fertility//
Its time you knew Ema's greatest asset is his lie ability//
Lol

And hey 5naira, am a big fan, how's the heat?//
Heard you own fm radio stations, I mean I heard you got beat//
Aint it the power in the nomenclature that the DJ got beat//
Well twice's so funny, you shouldve tried one punch at least//

And hey Mikuz, Mr two heads//
*** duty calls, gotta complete this later ***

Mrs Mikuz . . .

coogar: yes now.....
i just laid back & i have been laughing at the baby & generic lines from the netcees. i think the ones with the potentials got knocked out too early due to flawed pairing.

anyways, tap ibime's pager & get him to start preparing. i want to drink his ibime's blood. let me remove the credibility left in his fat belly once & for all.

The voting process is still on going. You're kinda swaying, I'd rather you chill until I declare the winner please.

Open for votes

Demsid's Verse

U facing demsid ,u facing yur doom/a home where u'll b harboured in a room filled with gloom /the picture of victory u had in mind vanishes
as you zoom/and the production will b complete wen you're finally
consumed/.

imma b fu.ckin you this day and you'll feel the pain for 20nights(29th)./dying on this ground is all u can'do ,so the crowd already prepared for your candle night./
u leading your army against me,I c you are the commando in the front line/ I've got skulls lying serially at my gates,/so b prepared for the news after this you are joining the headlines/

demsid! I'm the damn seed that make Vic-trees on battle grounds/to me.. you are a write off opponent on a normal ground/ u spit trash on the mic,and make some s,illy sounds/while I'm on the mic ,I get paid for rapping in dollars and pounds/.

let's carryout this experiment...

I dissect krizz|kutz,, /the 'krizzy' in him shows that he's a biter./
so krizzy I won't b surprised if u merge other rappers shi.t and
junks/ now I'm unveiling your ugly side for all to see "swag monkkey"/
with a key to your personal "I am swag monk"./

your chick got excited with my music ,she brings her stuffs to me/ she gets 3rilled 2,4 ,her hips hop 4 me/ she always wanna b in my base, she always cum 4 me/.
she told me she want us to come together as one ,cos she believes in unity/I drilled my P into her channel hole/,and she moans loudly enough that she sound city/. (hiptv channel 324)

I asked the b.itch y she never enjoyed u, she said your pen.is too
lean/she prefers the general pype , she comes to me and say pls "give
it to me" / I told her d reasons y your pen.is so lean/ and all d
times I caught u ma.stur.bating with penicillin./

I've drained every pint of krizzkutz blood like a Dracula/ its so easy how I shattered his balls by giving him an identical ball like d game of Zuma /and I punctured k,r,i,z,z,k,u,t,z [/b]with punctuations ,now I'm leaving him in [b]comma /.
now d pains brot him sleepless nights like he's suffering from insomnia.

coogar: mikuz, why are you voting? ain't you the host? meanwhile, i promised my sports fans i would decapitate ibime & they are looking forward to our bout. please set it up the moment ibime gets discharged from the hospital after the bone fractures he got from theprekky!

I thought you've forgotten about the tourney. So you were following up all this while?

ThePrekky edged this. Good verses from both.

MFVGT : ThePrekky

Please do not send verses to my facebook!

ThePrekky vs Ibime
https://www.nairaland.com/1574775/king-tournament-final-ibime-vs

Krizzkutz vs Demsid
https://www.nairaland.com/1574814/brutal-combat-iv-krizzkutz-vs

Krizz please post ya verse.

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments.

- Voting is open to all.

Goodluck!!!