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Ibime: Mikuz please clean the thread of any unnecessary noise and derailing posts. Leave just the verdicts.

Ibime: Chill out ninjas. Both verses are in. Mikuz open the thread for me please.

Ema prince: These face book rappers are so wack from what I can see..I even wonder why mikuz waste his time there.

well....I hope and I seriously hope there won't be any biting and recycling of other peoples lines or even ur old lines in this battle.

ILLScripts: Damn! Lemme start Writing then...but ladies and Gents,Mikuz can be played With "Mic"...no let mah Waste line o!

ThunderStorm: Mikuz, check your email

ILLScripts: I am starting to believe u are also hating bro...no Wonder u rushed to my battle with U3 And Wanted to Give him verd...but luckily for me,u were late!...mehn,..yall shouldnt vex if I finally decide not to battle mikuz again...I have a bad feeling abt this!...but Mikuz,do u really Want this battle?,

khimwhyte: wtf

DBR: This is goin to be FUN!!!
Can i get a ring-side space for ma retirement rockin chair??
But put ibime in front of me to shade me from the blood splash!!!


oNe

Ibime: Chill out ninjas. The stage is set.

Everybody is allowed to vote except some well known rascals. We know them and we will void their votes cos their opinions can't be trusted.

Bring FB ninjas if we must. Infact Thunder can hype the battle on FB for una.

Now gentlemen, give me your preferred time and date for battle THIS WEEKEND

DBR: I put ma heart and ma soul in each of ma quote/
but this lame dont even understand half of the $h!t that he wrote/
he says i'ma lexical despot . . so how he gon win this spot
when i[i] oppress with absolute lexical power[/i]. . leave him despoiled!/

so beware. .before ma cruelty starts to shower/
cos by seconds and minute u gettin closer to d hour/
coward ,best cower. .brave it, get pulverized into powder/
been on top from start like Babel. .im the 1st Tower/

but ur tongue babels, ur Language Confused ur flow trickles/
so why waste time blockin ur offense when all it does is tickles?/
ur lines humpin' a paraplegic. .boy u phuckin lame/
he had chemistry wit female, now Shiftin Alliances. .he's phuckin Gay!/


Calorific like Prism in Bunsen?. .U dissect Schism?/
u Flow Dyspectic? WTF. .dude ur brain is in prison. .!/
u think u d $h!t just cos ur barz excrete and create stench/
mumblin' wordz together. .lil' homey pls tryna make sense/
nonsense! u must be good at MouthAction . .e'rthin bout u suck/
claimin he david's god> . .read it backwards this puppy's david's Dog</

movin on dawg, congrats Bis on the 5 weeks weddin plan/
i been there for over 5 yrs and its a blessin mehn/
so go all the way, celebrate, music dance, Djs. .no penitence
but not Dj5 cos he weak. .he only got a scratchin hand!/

oNe

mikuz:

Moment this verse drops . . . ThePrekky will no more be penning after/
. . . cos this biblical monoflow will spontenously end his chapter/
Dude aint fluent . . . even on texts Prekky stammers/
Jehovah El swagger his ecclesiastic owner . . . and Im apparently his earthly master/
He gets called to glory for trading tackles with a deadly rapper/
Im a balling vet doesnt mean I Mercy starters/
Facebook niggas begging me to spare him . . . saying hes already battered/
Doctors screaming he might bleed to death if they fail to wrap his head with plaster/
Ignoble textcee . . . bookmakers call his carreer a sheer disaster/
Prekky couldnt make 'waves' . . . even with an hair relaxer/
Its as if he cant stop forcing rhymes . . . what a petty bastärd/
The last time I held an howitzer . . . he was left severly shattered/
I rep true heads in Niger Delta . . . Prekky repping wanksters/
Had his momma infusing my sp3rmatozoa . . . please dont tell his father/
He got a myopic intellect . . . coppled with an empty swagger/
The guy stopped being romantic . . . cos all his brides turned him to an eccentric maga/


Mikuz a.k.a The V.K

sleakid: dey be like bey0unce bitches c0s dey claim dey run diz t0wn//
Their shits never fly.. Fallen angel niqqazz.. Chris br0wn//
i t0p lyk business ventures// s0 high i l00k at emm d0wn//
in real view, am still aHEAD like cr0wn//
Read y'all craps and culd wait 2 see the end//
ya t0mat0 rhyme wack shits never blend//
Be b0astin yhu sppit lines
adding wrinkles 2 ya fl0w 0nly time ur lines mature//
T0tal fl0w a j0ke.. Am like c0me-eddy, mikuz u aint better than amatuere..//
S0 fake dude g0 settle ya RIVAL WACk//
C0s 0nly line yhu can b0ast 0f is ya TRIBAL-MARK//
Yha lines blunt.. Matter 0f fact, dey make n0 p0int//
Syllabus br0ken like an epileptic patient's j0int//
But there's a saying// am always laying//
wacks may gather in plenty am0unt//
But like adding a 13th m0nth 2 the calender, their craps will never c0unt//
S0 u be like wasting ya time ...gsh0ck in dustbin//
C0s 0nly time u culd dr0p bar is wen u quit sm0king//
Yhu aint gat balls .. Empty scr0tum...//
s0 haw u g0n play hard wen i smash 0ff ya brains like tuday is ya d00m..//
S0 like van persey left MAN.U, dude aint using his number 6//

Hehehe.
In dis text game, niqquh i've c0me al0ng away.. n0 street ejaculat10n//
In c0nclusi0n, my n0ti0n/ be t0 cut accr0ss ya dreams// see? Dats bisecti0n//.
Call ya 0ld fagmates t0 help u sway v0tes??//
U culdnt still win a WARFARE//
U's a lame fhucker. Bleachin yaself b4 brawlin PREKKY, u culdnt still WIN A WAR FAIR...//
BIITCH I H0PE U'VE LEARNT YA LESS0NS? N0 TUT0RIALS..

mikuz: I never lost a battle . . check ma statistics/


Ibime:
This dude tryna prove that he's heavy/ Go check his duel with Prekky/
Just made his battle debut. . . and he's losing already!!!/
Most prolific. . . no be mouth. . .its based on the truth/
Go ask the 20 niggas that I blazed in the booth/
Your punches leave no ache in the tooth/
If battles resolve rankings, we could take it as proof/
that Prekky already determined. . . your place in the group!!/

mikuz: No need to act a maimed logician/ we can relate with ya failed condition/
The only time you moved a-head . . was when ya skull changed position/

The fact that you cant wordplay with comedy/ goes to show you're just nerdy/
You could wänk Murphy's photo . . and you still wont cùm-Eddy/

Moving on to the Prekky battle/
You'll need to quit the messy babble/
I won that brawl . . . saying otherwise is foolish/
cos the fact that he dropped after the deadline . . goes a long way to prove it/
I popped my verse before 4 . . after retouching it at eleven/
He came in at 4 . . peered it and dropped his at seven/
If after 4 . . he spit the said rhymes/
Then why on earth did we put a deadline?/
If a toll gate cant utilize the bills it collected?/
Then why was the damn structure erected?/
If the school no longer pass the knowledge/
You think parents would still send they kids to college?/
So before you claim he axed ma head/
These are questions you need to ask ya self/
Check the thread . . If you'll think Im being rude or lieing/
This Prekky guy should still be nailed for biting/
I caught him red handed . . after tryna play tough and smart/
Cos among the rules . . no BITING was an integral part/
'Never Land like Michael Jackson's Crib' was a recycled ish he bit/
but he was quick to rephrased it after I claimed bit the sh¡t/
He now claims 'NeverLand at Michael Jackson's crib/
But its a fact . . that ^^ line shows what he reasons is cheap/
You fakes are bias . . so I dont blame you both/
Its not a surprise . . you dont see the fake as a rogue/
A chronic biter . . an incarnation of Sauron/
Cos that 'metals up in ya face' line was also bit from Sarosh/

mikuz: You not even ashamed . . after he made you lose TWICE in a row/

Lwkmoo!! Oya
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ThePrekky:
Mik comparin his 'cushion spits' wit wat I tabled?/
or saying that Ibime's booed/
na Jealousy go hav him 'green all over'. . . fayrouz!!/
'Prekky this, Prekky dat' . . .ma name rules/ gracin these verses like rlly Great hooks/
floored him in our NL battle and told him to play good/
still the recluse. . . blatantly refused/
. . .to cut his losses and Stay put!/
claimin I bit from Rosh, Nass abi na Ace Hood/ or maybe Jay too?/
lolz. . . u must be crazed dude!/
he here claimin he shoulda won wit his 'delay feud'/
or some other silly excuse/
but if his words are always truth/
aw come Mik neva told you guys. . . Prekky also beat him on Facebook?!!/
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Lwkmoo
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mikuz: Ibime is phu.cking high/ cos for him to say hes a General . . . Is a bloody lie/
Clays apart . . . I could murd this guy/
Im King . . .and he a puppet/ I'll beat him pale . . .next he'll kick the bucket/
If hes science inclined . . . I could make him my subject/
The negro lacking/ he needs to quit rapping/
He fronts alot . . . even a SAN . . . couldnt give him legal backing/
Theres no doubt he'll retire/when I take him out in a fire/
He'll be in for a shock . . If it goes down to the wire/
I run this board/ why cant he call me Lord?/
My fine arts . . . make him go back to the drawing board/
My step overs and dribbling skills/ thrill his team/
He might need a protractor . . .to do a 360 spin/
I plank the dude/ If he says more than he should/
Shove his footwear in a wardrobe . . .and make him hang his boots/
His alibi was just crap/ we wont fall for all that/
Im scoring Hat tricks when I ball . . . and this nigga is uncapped/
Ladies like I/ cos they know I rhyme tight/
My punches . . . could make this guy . . . turn a blind eye/

ILLScripts: If I can be predictable...then Wats ur prob? I had battle With U3...SAGE...and FHAB d same day,makin 34lines...u tink ts easy?...when are u gonna stop all this?...until I finally hate u?

...When his life
The BRO IS WACK AND DULL/...why
wunt we even say his FLOWIN'S
BAD AND bleeped/
is like..."swings on
playgrounds"....always.
.."GOIN
BACK AND FORTH??!!!!/

hes a Fake Clown/no
Wonder he neva achieves In
Life,only Going "Back and
Forth" like "Swings" On
"PlayGrounds!!!!!!/

FIGHT WITH BAD GUYS/....Cos hes
WACK,TS MADT FACT/
In,when Blaq,boogey etc be
makin it,..u'll only see his 'own
Career'..."Goin Back and forth"
like "BRAZILLIAN DANCE!!!!!!!/

cos even if he Watches "Goats
Battle",he wunt still know how
to Use his "Head When
Brawling!!!!/

Punchlines hit him,he'd be
like a "Careless Cattle
Rearer",.....and Starts
"Losing his 'Head!!!!/

cos NL
is now strictly for
Ddopes,and he has no
"Head" like a "Poor
Shephered!!!!!/

Cos this
so if u dnt TALK BETTER/watch
ma GUNz WRECK YA/
Group is now for 'dopes'...and u
have "no head" like a "POOR
SHEPHERED!!!!!!/

Sidd TEXTz & PUNz WRECKED
YA,at 1st,.I actually tot that ur
SENSELESS MUM'z MENTAL,..but d
Way she just dey "Gather Guys
and 'Give headz"...I swear ur
mama na "GENEROUS
SHEPHERED!!!!!/

xo u must b Sufferin 4rm
"cataracts",if u've failed to
"see" am Lyrically d Rhyme
Lord Of ur Area/
cos d only Time U'll Eva "fall
ILL",U'd be takin Drugs for
"Typhoid or Malaria!!!!!!/
omoh,ffuck Text Ba2,if na
Face to Face,..dz dude for
don dey "pick Teeth" lyk
"Tooth Fairies!!!!!!/

SHOOT CLEARLY/...No Wonder he
came against Blaqbones With
TOOLS
READY/...But ended up "pickin his
Own Teeth" like "TOOTH
FAIRIES!!!!!!/
...so if dis Nigga
LINES Bleep ALL YA FACE,YEA/
...Cos am da RHYME LORD OF YA
AREA/
Ever...."Falls ILL"....then ts
prolly....."TYPHOID OR MALARIA!!!!!!!/

s Goin "ROUND IN
..when his Career is like the...
"Earth"...alway
CIRCLES!!!!/

...but,'how the GUY WON
but some fools'll still BUY UR FAKE
TALKS/
TAKE TOP/ ...When his Career
keep..."Goin round in Circles"...like
the....."HANDS OF A CLOCK!!!!/

RESSED ON HIM
I Saw him Wish for "coal Iron",d
Way "Phillips"..."P
REAL
FAST!!!/
...breakin his LEGS AND
HIPS WITH GATS/...But d VET WIL
STILL
DISS BACK/cos his "IQ too
short"....I swear his "Brain na
PAIR OF
HILFIGERS!!!!!!

listen,U's a Wack fool/and u
Lack Height..,dude/cos
checking ur profile,I dnt
know Who is "shorter"
between "You" and ur "I Q!!!!/

Cos ts only "environmental
pollution",if u hear d VETz'S A
'DEATH THREAT',so When I drop
verdict on his life,...he'd b
needing more than a "Full Stop"
to "END HIS SENTENCE!!!!!!!
!

.am Not here to
pose Mere Threats!/
beefin me Wil only get u xo
badly judged,..evn "full Stop"
wunt "End Ya Sentence!!!!!!/

KillaVerse: Whatx happening here famx? Letx kill some topical shii.

ThePrekky: In other words, greetings NL hall of famers

KillaVerse: Dammmyuummmm,I've mixxed....watxup famx?

Ibime: That's not how we greet each other after long absence. 16 bars please. . . .

airmark: Sleak needs more english class lessons just like benitez
Itz better to start from alphabets