₦airaland Forum

Wow!
Thats a very wonderful idea. You are indeed a genius and a patriotic nationalist.
Trust me, I know how this can pull off. I know those in the high places who can make this happen. All you need is to wire the whole cash into my bank account number. Once you send the money - kpakam!!. It's done. What a peace loving gentleman you are.

Lotta money? *adjusts my gold necklace* close to how much are we talking about here?

Seun nothing for the boys?

[quote author=Ben-10]Even though they don't sell the things I cherish, I'll just patronize make dem no bankrupt. [/quote]So you still dey alive?
End shall never wonder.

ACM10: This is the problem with some of our graduates. They say that pride comes before a fall. Some of them are so lost in their superiority complex that they can't bend down to do menial jobs. But I'm amazed that the same folk will readily accept worse jobs when he eventually travels to Europe. I may excuse them on financial ground.
Some of them that mellowed themselves down to do those "undignified" jobs are smiling to the bank. My friend repairs phone when we were in the university. He used the money accrued from his business to train himself and his brother. He never took one naira from his parents during his stay in the university. He continued with the job during and after NYSC. His uncle secured a job for him at First Bank immediately after service with a starting salary of N80,000, but he turned down the job because he makes an excess of N180,000/month from his craft. He is presently doing well.
My other friend is a skilled barber. He packaged himself so well that customers don't bat an eyelid when he tells them to pay N400 for his service. He makes atleast N6000 per day from his job.
Nigerians should learn to use their brain and think of what they can do. They should not always wait on the government to provide job from them. They should explore their God given talents. They should be enterprising. I applaud some Igbos for excelling in this area. Nigerians should copy from them. Government job is to create an enabling environment for jobs creation. Government don't provide jobs.

Well said !

bayulll01: u pple are very funny,even in distribution of labour there is skilld labour,semi-skilled,and unskilld labour,graduate who are suppose to be skilld now going for unkilld job,i weep for our 9ja,pls what the Bleep is wrong with our leaders!!ur cluesles president just confirmed that he has provide 5millin job for una,enjoy the fresh air

The topic says unemployment rate and not underemployment rate.
There is a difference between unemployment and underemployment. A skilled worker who ends up with the job of a unskilled worker cannot be said to be unemployed. A graduate of mass communications who now works as a cab driver is underemployed.

Rooneyboy: Oh boi u are lost, definitely u aren't abreast with the happenings n nigeria.
ADVICE : always keep mute when u aren't too sure of something rather than displaying ur ignorance.

You're the one actually displaying ignorance, cos you seem not to understand what unemployment rate means.
Now click on this link : http://finance.yahoo.com/news/countries-with-the-highest-unemployment-rates.html

You're the one who's really lost.

earthgreeners: from my calculation, itz 66.7 percent

It's not 66%.
Unemployment rate means : the percent of the labour force that is without jobs. Or in Substantial underemployment.

earthgreeners: He said in Nigeria and not South Africa

Our unemployment rate is actually not above 30%.

It's 24%

Ruqaya: where is the joke

its at the tip of my thing. Come gerrit.

Near me. Make we see if you no go carry belle.

[quote author=GARRI~ WARLORD]I promise to laugh after 8:00 clock news.... You need to be banned for cracking such an offensively dry joke... Inshort you must pay me for wasting my eye sight...[/quote]

BrutusOj: This space is 4 sale........is this joke?

no, its a tale of two cities.

Very funny. Love this. Thanks op.

Booqee - boob$

coogar: dayo, lets be honest - you are a doofus!

dayokanu: Coogar truth be told you are a oaf

booqee: I tot some certain nlers woulda changed from their archaic behaviours...i see tinz are still d same wiv then..smh.
*exits thread forum*

abi?

Smh

Lol

The two Group B matches promises to be crackers. Can't wait.

Yes yes yo :


Group A

1. airmark - 6 points ( 1 win )
2. frantik - 0 points ( 0 win )
3. lyrical E.K - 0 points ( 0 win )
4. maddawg - 0 points ( 0 win )

Group B

1. siddoggg - 6 points ( 2 wins )
2. sleakid - 6 points ( 2 wins )
3. safarigirl - 0 points ( 0 wins)
4. valiantvaliant - 0 points ( 0 wins )

Quotables :

* i'll bring you horror cuz am dark and fearless like the knight(night) - valientvalient

* music's immortal, so even in death, you'll feel ma diss - safarigirl

* next tym u wanna cook up 'lice',set fire 2ya dirty-pubic-hair - siddoggg

* lyk MECHANICS, ah make her view her "WILL" before toturing-her-back - sleakid

Fixtures : Round three

Group A :
1. maddawg vs 2. airmark

Deadline : Wednesday 3rd October 2012, 5pm

3. frantik vs 4. lyrical E.K

Deadline : Thursday 4th October,5pm

Group B :
1. sleakid vs 2. siddoggg

Deadline : Friday 5th October,5pm

3. valiantvaliant vs 4. safarigirl

Deadline : Saturday 6th October,5pm


Note : Drop your verses on ya deadline date, within 12 : 00 am - 4 : 59 pm.
8 bars/ 16 lines each.
You lose one point if you drop above the stipulated number of bars/lines.
And NO BITING please.

Thank you.

Lets have fun.

This guys una wicked. She's a girl for Pete's sake.

Verdict :

1. Metaphors - sleakid
2. Punches - sleakid
3. Creativity - sleakid
4. Word play - sleakid
5. Perfect rhymes - sleakid
6. Flow - safarigirl

sleakid wins - 6 points.

Valiantvaliant: Intro
wadup siddoggg
.
.
.
I know I know this is ma genesis/
be that as it may it will be your nemesis/
i'll bring you horror cuz am dark and fearless like the knight(night)/
so on the count of 1,2,3 get out of my site(sight)/
My lines resonating and flowing like a 'spring'/
you on the other hand are still tied to my apron string/
better watch your back cuz i am highly argus-eyed/
yeah your fears are coming just like your Pastor prophesied/
say the truth pure and simple no lies(lice)/
that i spit my bars directionaly as the crow flies/
i am not saying you are a razor but cut me some slack/
with these so-called bars you spitting they are purely wack/
i sure don't need the currency to make your heart 'pound'/
cuz we all know what goes around must come around/
if siddoggg thinks he can dethrone me from my empire/
he might might as well go searching for a vegetarian vampire/ . . peace.

siddoggg: DizZ @ VaLiAnTvaLiAnt(V)(VV)


LEGGO»»»


U need-truce?eacha 'ma line' killz,plz-choose...cz ahl b quick-to crash 'V too' lyk an auto mobile-accident!/d geek-would... say he spitz-cool...bt wev seen-u...droppin stale shit lyk ya docile-ass's-in-dirth!//

*malign*v2*


Tz nt-funny-goonz bt u gone-4real-fool cz ahl kill val again lyk its 14th-June/...now d brain-teaser...u dey claim-'V-sir'...!no1 buyz ya linez,quitter...n if u get 2draw,u mst be skilled in corel!...nw,datz bitter!//

*Visa*



Ya bein-fake...only got u cheap-fame!...till dis-day,u only spit hot after swallowin bean-cakez/he dick-less so if we hear 'VVF',na di sease-mehn....so ahl only 'die' if my jean-fadez!//



Look,petty-funny-queer,...next tym u wanna cook up 'lice',set fire 2ya dirty-pubic-hair!/...Hv diz dummy'z-burnt-wif-flarez...n ya 'eye' 'crooked' lyk ya slurpy-curlin-beard//




M top-notch...bt ya fake-punz...iz lyk a lamez-shot...cz aint hittin ma frame-bro...guess u brot a dane-gun!/u only come-topz...on bitchez lyk de ranged-dogz/....niccuh,d only tym ah take-shotz...iz sippin tequilla at a game-shop!//



Wen ma goonz-come-knockin...we saw ya whole-crew-dockin...without 'stress',ah bring 'tensioned' lyns 2leav d bros-skull-'bucklin'/
Amma buk-worm-trust-me!...u just dey 'lukewarm'-dummy......u'l hardly get a 'tie' cz u gud-4-'knottin'!//



#Am ouT#

1. Metaphors - siddoggg

2. Punches - siddoggg

3. Creativity - siddoggg

4. Word play - siddoggg

5. Perfect rhymes - valiantvaliant

6. Flow - valiantvaliant

siddoggg wins - 6 points.

This wack pidgin/ gets a hard beating/ when I storm with what Im spitting/
My cash like formula one . . and ya counterfeit money got a 'bad minting'/

They know me from Barcelona/ to Arizona/
You's an homo . . even Gay laws cant withold ya/
So its not California . . If we see Great Khali-phone-ya/

You far too shy/ for ya raps to fly/
Place ya badge on a cliff . .and voters still wont rank you high/

In rap . . Im a lyrical Maleke/ carrying an Ak/
By the time Im through with his jaw . . he would need a 'chin newer' than that of Achebe/

dj5naira: I'm dj5naira! Forgotten again?

no improvement. Still spitting balderdash.

dj5naira: No 3D . . for real . . im on a whole new dimension/
NO KIA . . but i'll drive y'all beyond your destination/
All of it from ma mind . . so sit, relax and respire/
Look . . what i've achieved and attained . . your race won't acquire/
No err . . im Green Arrow here . . my points accurate/
Im keepin it simple . . yet sweepin' accolades/
Your case like a slayed peacock . . its pride came before fall/
You never survived the battle series . . you L.O.S.T all/
The guy was no Ne-Yo fan . . but he went MAD!/
He wasn't a Wacko Jacko . . but he made you feel BAD/
His barz was aesthetic . . nigga I felt your pain/
Split you open like minced beef . . for me to pack your remain/
Layed your corpse bare on subway . . gave you reason why you gotta train/
Kuz you scribe uni verse plus one liners . . you now wanna claim prof?/
Cease your canopy act . . and don't try to cover up/
What you do with your brain . . 1-pint of ma thought got the overdose!/
Ambigious skillz . . makin' the cash . .at the same time blastin' ego/
This lines were eel-ectrified . . ought to shock you/
He already turned this wild cat domestic . . this will just tame you/
No matter how high you float . . you'll always settle in defeat/
No beef intended . . just a Gala portion of my meat/
To that new-bee who is yet to put honey on table/
You are lame . . your act got no womb to conceive able!/
Even virtual microscopes would falter . . . Kuz your a tiny being/
I don't see you Keri . . except the one bearin' Hilson/
That I drop d.ope s.hit . . make you feel I?/
Your nick should be Sir Hara . . Kuz this prof is just too dry/
Son . . you won't even ball if you were Jay Jay/
Keep snorin' . . we pardon ya bird sound Blue Jay!/

You are terrible.

Maddawg,Lyrical E.K and Frantik yet to show.
So 6 points now for Airmark.

I reiterate . . . Mikuz is the Amanyanabo,Eze Gbakagbaka,Igwe,Ichie,Obi,Oba of Nairaland rap . . .



Listen . . .


I go real ham/ while Im causing harm/
Niggas know I spit 'serener' . . than Williams/

Im swinging spears/ to make you lads cringe with fear/
Ibime couldnt stand 'ma dissing' . . even in madison square/

I raise fire räys/ and retire fakes/
Invade Dbr's residence . . even if its his data base/

I put an eye on you fractured beings/ from my laptop screen/
Place my browser on 5naira's head . . to keep tabs on him/

I stash minted cash/ and ride tinted cars/
I could lend money to Iweala . . cos I got enough dead presidents to Finance Ministers/

I spew an Atiku flow . . plus Im a rude attacker/ something like Peter Utaka/
Never could I fan Xavi's team . . so dont be amazed if ah-boo-barca/

In almost every city/ they've really heard me/
Toured all parts of the nation . . I've even 'Bernin' Kebbi/

Verbalbullet and nosa god . . Are you in?

nosa gold: Can I be in? Or is it too late

its not.
Thats if you aint scared.

These guys are funny. They just registered for the tourney and ran away. Can you imagine.