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Ninjas quoting ma raps/ should take caution and notice Im bad/ or you'll surely get brought to ya knees . . . . . . cos I'll be toasting ya laps/ This homie is bland/ plus hes nosy and wack/ I make him 'slip' to defeat . . with only a nap/ I torture this gäy and shell him/ he better call Ibime to help him/ If he ball with me . . . . . . he'll get sprayed with arrows . . Jay Spearing/ I court attraction/ display acrobatics that tourists capture/ My punches put him 'out of action' . . . like clumsy actors/ My verse bambooze him/ and keep the jester losing/ Hes not marketing nice raps . . so he gets no 'Buyer' . . . Leverkusen/ This cat better retract and beg/ before I leave his parts in shreds/ In rap he'll never make his Mark . .even if he was Clattenburg/ The raps I vent/ could leave this fella dead here/ Phuck lengths . . but my flow is a breath of fresh air/ I don't spar fairly/ so I hope this cats' hearing/ You won't have flair . . . even if you take up gas flaring/ I pilfer computers/ and extort commuters/ in the company of looters/ In battle . . I could hack you with a hookbill . . and leave you a sore(saw) loser!/ |
OPENER - Masterpiece PUNCHLINES - Datboinazz RHYMES - Datboinazz METAZ - Datboinazz FLOW - Datboinazz IMAGERY - Datboinazz CLOSER - Datboinazz |
Prepping . . . |
Mumbled frees . . . I trouble ya gees/ get you all tortured with diss/ I never toed the path of 'peace' . . but niggas run when I couple ma piece/ I got pundits lauding my frees/ I tuck arms when I so please/ so you gents should take notice/ Niggas borrow a leaf from me . . but I never smoke trees/ I script verses with no frills/ Ya chick a buck lover/ she can't turn down a dude's lust offer/ She takes money from any chap who's 'fund' of her/ My spear impale spook brothers/ . . . make they mum weep over their painful slaughter/ Plus my rap is pain-staking . . so bet you fakes would suffer/ I originate ciphers and tight fillers/ that make you swines shiver/ I'm making numerous investments . . . . . . while you niggas taking 'Loans' like Sierra/ I impress bookmarkers/ cos I pencil greater/ My raps are more current than circuit breakers/ I send invaders/ that storm your streets/ to rob and thief/ My rhymes like ya respiratory organ . . upcomers 'long' for it/ My stunts are sleek/ and more so/ my heavy punches could tear ya torso/ No videos . . I spat lines that 'awed yo'/ Im sicker than Polio/ plus ma bragadocios/ and solos/ dispatch mofos/ I take ballers hostage . . . now Im Holding Midfielders . . like 14 Alonsos/ I blot ya errs/ cos ya drops lack flair/ Flexing guy . . starching his clothings . . now he rocks hard-wears/ My style remain unbeaten/ while yours where all bitten/ I got more flows than 'The Sea' . . . Washington/ I run engines/ with ghostly rotors in it/ Phuck PMS . . I kill ma car . . and propel it with motor-spirit/ Don't bring beef that you can't afford/ or Ill crack ya chord/ so better act like David and Mark ma words/ I snatch a gent's Phantom/ even if his defence is stronger than that of Pentagon/ like Depp . . waging a war with me is a 'Journey' you niggas can't embark on/ |
sleakid: open c/o. 16lines, 8barsAccepted. |
Rusty geeks/ should quit boasting 'bout rents that dont exist/ cos we know they'll only own 'plots' if they were novelists!/ My puns aerate/ while yours suffocate/ My mind focused on the dough . . thats a 'concern trait'/ You lads are jittery/ but its a fact am witty/ Plus I stand out . . and you crop of rappers are seedy/ My crew burn diesels/ to pursue your people/ cos we rude for shizzle/ Ya cash is a lane to iniquity . . cos money is the 'route' of evil/ You aint got monopoly/ on ya whøre Glory . . . . . . cos you so bony/ Her big butts make niggas 'Look-as$' . . like Podolski/ I stash dollars/ from black coffers/ . . . but its egregious that you wack paupers/ count 'wee-dough' . . like a lady who lost her husband/ I flow so insightful/ got my cubicle loaded with titles/ I've driven all brand of cars . . so I call that a motor-cycle/ I spit what dawgs feel/ cos this negro was born ill/ Akpabio lines . . I spin ecclisiatic rims . . Gods' wheel/ Mik comes iller . . with the hooks he composes / beat any dude who opposes/ Ya raps awful . . they need re-formation . . like football coaches/ My bars convicting/ I bleed you if you conflict me/ My flow could turn a nigga to a flood victim/ Im regorgitating/ lyrics thats motivating/ So fly . . got too many ho's . . now I feel like cultivating/ Im a lyrical Balotelli/ I flourish in freestyles or medleys/ You niggas aint balling . . so you lack goals and objectives/ You lads are all fakers/ so Ill burgle you with door breakers/ steal ya sofas . . and make you lose seats . . like sacked lawmakers/ I speak realer/ plus Im a beat killer/ No jacuzzis . . the bars I shower can sink niggas/ |
Airmark was scheduled to spar with maddawg,lyrical e.k and frantik,mysteriously the ninjas failed to show up,giving him an effortless freepass to the semifinal. Now in the semis, we paired him with safarigirl (who never did a no-show in the groupies) ,again she astonishingly was no where to be found on the d-day. Airmark now meets Siddoggg in the final. And Siddd drops almost an hour after deadline? To me this doesnt look ordinary. Is Airmark a sorcerer? |
This verse is a note of warning/ to rusty niggas who think they can war me/ They should know Im called The republican . . . . . . cos I make guys 'Meet' defeat like Romney/ When my inferno blasts/ hommies fear to rap/ I got a furniture flow . . so niggas give cheers to that/ You better pen an apology/ before I strike . . . Cos Im bad like Naija's economy/ I use scientific knowledge when Im on the Net . . nigga thats a Goal-line technology/ Im making the dough/ while Im scripting the flows/ but like Ondos' state governor . . rusty ninjas wanna see Me-mik-owe/ I spit raps thats costlier than ya jewellery/ lines connect . . even on a Bluberry/ They've known me in India . . even before you little ones 'Knew' Delhi/ Rusty nigga is a haggard guy/ plus his raps are dry/ His last verse was wack . . so we not on the same page like Psalms and Malachi!/ |
And what about those who flourished? |
ITbomb: See this man o, Wetin u get , u no know say kidnappers get choice for kidnappee. Na ur type dem dey waste money buy food for but u no get anybody to come pay ur ransom ![]() |
PWEETYWIZZY: It has apnd to me also. A guy collectd ma number 4 different tyms, up til nw, he hasnt cald me[quote author=Area_boy]Drunken night out, "hey, how you doing.. here, give me your number" Morning after.. "awwww my head.. wtf is this number doing on my phone, DELETE" [/quote]Interesting. |
I think your biggest weak point is flow. Then metaphors/similies,word play. But you are creative. No doubt. |
Sleakid won this. |
This is really going to stretch things. Uniport is boiling! |
Some ninjas don rusty die. |
mikron: as much as i know he is a comedian feasting on other [size=14pt]people[/size] affair to make money i think he is going way out of line. AY is not a true comedian like i go die, gordons, sim card, omobaba, i go save and the rest, he likes insulting people in his jokes, (truth be told this guy no be comedian, he is a good marketer and businessman, he does a good job marketing upcoming and [size=14pt]establish[/size] comedians alike. that i give him an A1) granted other comedians use celebs as the butt of their jokes but they do that in a comical manner that will leave you laughing and will not sound too insultive to the person, like gordons will playfully add at the end of his jokes-(na joke o). enough said, AY should know when the jokes are getting personal and draw the line. make dem no beat am one day o |
mapet: I disagree with Elechi Amadi as well when he said the gruesome act took place in only one of the seven communities in Aluu.arrrgh ! |
polokor60: i would rather reserve my comments,i do believe that a well educated man like amadi would not be in support of such barbarism that was perpetuated in his hometown,however these innocent students were paraded with unclothedness around the entire community for a long period of life before they were executed in the refuse dump site of aluu after the village head had passed a death sentence on them.the village head was invovled,the village head gave the command for their execution,the subjects(savages) of the village head carried out the execution in the dump site of aluu.dr amadi don't used your intellilent to fine tune this barbaric act and exernorated the savages you share the same community with,what is black is black and it can never be another colour.this was the tribalism i laid emphasis on in a previous thread.will the savages execute those innocent students if one them was a son of dr amadi? |
If I change she'll never get a penny - Lil Wayne |
We lynch like Aluu 4/ instigate niggas to handle clubs/ and battle cops/ Its constitutional that we blast howitzers . . thats a cannon law/ We search for security flaws and dismantle doors/ We screech wheels with fine sirens/ and breeze through high fences/ Plus we married to our thoughts . . but we single minded/ We cats that molest/ and spark protests/ carry chicks with large bosoms even those with half bow legs/ We storm neighbouring towns to burn houses/ and abduct spouses/ Demand ransoms larger than tall dowries/ In school we fight vikings and clamp sailors/ while the fans hail us/ We terrorize government officials . . cos we bring Vice to Chancellors/ When we dispel shots/ hommies call the red cross/ 'Raid' rebels in Instanbul . . cos our SMGs could 'shell Turks'/ We rip niggas apart/ with reprisal attacks/ Expose 'em to E-dens . . now they feeling da Hazards/ |
Keeping a close eye. |
Airmark gets a free pass to the final. Safarigirl did a no show. Verdict : Sleakid vs Siddoggg 1. Metaphors - sleakid 2. Punches - siddoggg 3. Creativity - siddoggg 4. Word play - siddoggg 5. Perfect rhymes - sleakid 6. Flow - siddoggg siddoggg wins! Makes it to the finals. FINAL Airmark vs Siddoggg Wednesday 24th October 2012, 5pm |
Lets do it this way : This battle . . . safarigirl: Valiant bout to get killed/n1gga write(right) your will/everything to Safari, who spits so ill/ma rhymes kinda heavy, ain't never distilled/punchlines that'll knock you out like gloves of steel/ Safari makes Valiant irrelevant, that's the news/worked hard to get where I am, paid my dues/Safari's fresh off the market, Valiant's rhymes reused/I'm an all night party, you a one-minute dude/when it's time to make money, yo!that's ma cue/while Valiant jerk1ng-off to pics of Snoop in the nud3/you an uptown b1tch, i'm your p1mp in the hood/word round the streets, Valiant gives head good/I'm a crowd pleaser,all you get is booed/I'm the bonfire, and you just dead wood/flows so tight like virgin p*ssy, yours got banged and used/Safari reigns supreme, Valiant lives in servitude//**feels like the worst sh1t I ever dropped** Valiantvaliant: Wadup NL. . .1. Metaphors - safarigirl ( gloves of steel ) 2. Punches - safarigirl ( valiant was doing braggadocio) 3. Creativity - valiantvaliant ( apparent ) 4. Word play - valiantvaliant ( obvious) 5. Perfect rhymes - safarigirl ( valiant coulda won it but this? Now that you've got the ample opportunity to 'beef' me/ just take it easy in the process we dnt want you getting fat or h.orny// 6. Flow - Draw Valiant coulda scaled through if only he fused used more punches,blending it with his promising pun skills. Even though the grandma wordie was over forced. Your 'attacking' pun build up was was grand. Nice. Safarigirl wtf? You mean you got zero wordplay skill? Anyways N.B.T Semi Finals ==> Airmark vs Safarigirl ~* Deadline : 13th October 2012 ==> Sleakid vs Siddoggg ~* Deadline : 14th October 2012 Goodluck ! |
Lets do it this way : This battle . . . safarigirl: Valiant bout to get killed/n1gga write(right) your will/everything to Safari, who spits so ill/ma rhymes kinda heavy, ain't never distilled/punchlines that'll knock you out like gloves of steel/ Safari makes Valiant irrelevant, that's the news/worked hard to get where I am, paid my dues/Safari's fresh off the market, Valiant's rhymes reused/I'm an all night party, you a one-minute dude/when it's time to make money, yo!that's ma cue/while Valiant jerk1ng-off to pics of Snoop in the nud3/you an uptown b1tch, i'm your p1mp in the hood/word round the streets, Valiant gives head good/I'm a crowd pleaser,all you get is booed/I'm the bonfire, and you just dead wood/flows so tight like virgin p*ssy, yours got banged and used/Safari reigns supreme, Valiant lives in servitude//**feels like the worst sh1t I ever dropped** Valiantvaliant: Wadup NL. . .1. Metaphors - safarigirl ( gloves of steel ) 2. Punches - safarigirl ( valiant was doing braggadocio) 3. Creativity - valiantvaliant ( apparent ) 4. Word play - valiantvaliant ( obvious) 5. Perfect rhymes - safarigirl ( valiant coulda won it but this? Now that you've got the ample opportunity to 'beef' me/ just take it easy in the process we dnt want you getting fat or h.orny// 6. Flow - Draw Valiant coulda scaled through if only he fused used more punches,blending it with his promising pun skills. Even though the grandma wordie was over forced. Your 'attacking' pun build up was was grand. Nice. Safarigirl wtf? You mean you got zero wordplay skill? Anyways N.B.T Semi Finals ==> Airmark vs Safarigirl ~* Deadline : 13th October 2012 ==> Sleakid vs Siddoggg ~* Deadline : 14th October 2012 Goodluck ! |
Guys im sorry i had to take a break. The killings that transpired in my alma mater got into me. Lets continue this on friday please. Meanwhile Airmark is in the final. Siddoggg has to battle Sleakid to determine who joins Airmark in the final. Prep your verses and drop on friday before 5pm. Thanks. R.i.p |
sleakid: Niqquh ur ffuckin sick..that was ill. |
So now there are pure and impure goals? Ends shall never wonder. |
airmark: Just a filler, to relieve boredome/so you are this good. |
[quote author=Ben-10]I've been in 9ja for some time now... and I kinda understand that those who use this kinda speech are fraudsters. AKA 419ers.. init?? [/quote]so where have you been all these while ? |
sleakid: lol doz 2 bastardos nogo ever show uplwkmd |
Hehe . . Great joke. |
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[/quote]Interesting.