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Tenderly1: you guyz did not tel me any matured man dat stil raps.and pls dnt tel me birdman

smh

Great song.

odizzy: bros na lie, if u rily knw music den u will knw dat proffesional singing no be come chope. Most singers can also rap well, mek rappers sing na mek i hear, e.g chris brown raps well, mek lil wayne sing like chris brown na mek i hear, banky w, kelly handsome etc also raps very well, mek mode 9 or ibliss sing like banky na mek i hear, bros luk at it in a proffesional way if u rily claim u knw music

lol. You just reminded me of how Brandy made mockery of Brown's rap talent,saying she could murd him in a rap battle. That said. So Drake cannot sing and rap well? Lil wayne? Eminem? Who did the chorus of as$ like that ? Who did the chorus of Lollipop and Fat Joe's make it rain? Shey Banky W or Wakonzy fit do punches,pun/wordplay,metaphors,similies and multis like Mode nine? Illbliss? Who did the chorus of That Ibo Boy? Sauce Kid?M.I?Therry? ICE? Jesse? They cant sing?
If dem dey call singers wey sabi sing and rap you go dey call Kelly Handsome? You sure you aint high?

Tenderly1: and you fink you do?everybody can rap but itz not everybody dat can sing.if itz punch line you can get it from anytin or place.if you really music you won't spew tra.s.h

its obvious people like you see rap as just writing punchlines. You dont know there's hardly a part of art that rap music does not embrace.

OP,
seems you know little about music. Its obviously rapping.

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1. You buy some cheap
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3. You're 21 yrs old & you're dating a woman of 64 yrs old and your facebook
updates says "can't wait to see my baby." ...
Is that your baby or your mum?...God is
watching you
4. You're are drinking ice water & you update "I'm drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks or Champaign" ....God is watching you
5. You're in the house
watching super story on NTA but your update on facebook says “Watching EXPANDABLES 3 at the cinema” ...God is watching
you
6. You sell recharge card's by d road side & you update your status on facebook as "had a long day in the office" God is watching you*
7. You are waiting for okada at ur Area Round-About & your facebook update says “stuck in traffic jam ..thank God for the air conditioner in ma car" ...God is watching you
8. You are using some fake chinese techno phone with 3 sim cards and you update your status"My laptop is slow"....God is watching you*
9. You are staying in Nyanya and you update your status "Chilling at home in Maitama ..... God is watching you
10. Your real name is Chinedu or Danladi and on facebook you call yourself Nigga Jay Zee, Big Rick Ross, Young Money Wayne,Cash Money Drake.......God is watching you.

True that. Dbanj already has a good substitute for Jazzy. On the other side D. Jazzy is yet to follow suit.

This is interesting.

ogugua88: In response to that, I'd rather listen to the original Alingo. Timaya's "Shake Your Bum" lol.

*Playing Kilode by Vector*

Good.

I dont. I dont follow Kelly. Check notjustok or tooxclusive.

Lwkmd

ogugua88: All I said is that he won. Whether the award is legit or not, my hand no dey lol.

since the award no get street cred. Nobody gives a damn if he won or not.

I cant find myself listening to those tracks neither. I rather put Alingo on replay all day.

seunny4lif: Me think na dbanj oh,oliver twist is almost national song in arab nation here esp middle east and the wost is dat the music,dem they play am reach 6times in a day.Turn ur tv on,dbanj on the line.

Yeah. The success of a producer lies on the success of the artiste hes producing.
Most artistes even take it further to rep their producers at the beginning of their songs. I've even seen a producer begging an artiste to mention his name.
That said. Most people dont give a damn about who produces the song they listen to,provided they can relate to what the singer is saying. Hence, you can never compare a singer to his producer esp. If that singer is someone like Dbanj. Do producers perform on stage
The phrase " Its Don Jazzy again " contributed immensly to the kind of popularity Jazzy enjoys today.


Dbanj and Don Jazzy should never be compared.

ogugua88: "Solar Plexus" isn't considered an album?

D'banj was playing in shows before the split. That hasn't changed. I don't think OP was asking for financial achievements anyway.

Don Jazzy won Music Producer of the Year at NEA this past weekend.

My sister you cant be serious. Who doesnt know NEA is a joke? Those people think we're still in 2001.

Yeah right. You brand any jam you dont like as wack.

They aint on any level. Dbanj is far ahead jor.

This is a chat thread my brother.

odizzy: Mikuz u dey fall my hand o, see wetin u n galz de do, any way, i jus entered dis threade 2day cos i want 2 ask u 4 smtin, abeg if u lay ur hands on kelly handsome's we built America mix tape album pls dnt hesitate 2 share wit me abeg, i cnt wait 2 hear frm dat dude

is this a joke

- - - -

How can you call him the best so far/ when hes scared to spar?/
He 'cushions' lyrics . . . only makes him the best 'so-fa'/
Lets know that!/
Got the backing of El Shahdai/ so bleepers who want me dead shall die/
The folks' better than me? Mehn na lie/
I fear no guy/ In the shadow of Jahs' cover/
So right from the Genesis/
. . . my enemies/
have been facing they painful exodus . . . In large numbers/
I relay facts/ as I display raps/
With ya stinky flow . . . ya Nnaji rhymes need a 'Bath'/
This lucid verse/ decease the stùpid nerd/
Put a spanner through his neck . . . and make him lose his head/
His double time flow/ hit an all time low/
You should be ripped with C4 . . . If you think those awful lines will blow/


This sorcerer quick/ plus his bars are sleek/
even convocating students . . . could not pass ma trick/
The g4y needs finance/ reason he plays silly pranks/
Break his knee cap . . .
. . . and make him stand on one leg . . . like he was rocking to an Etighi dance!/
This dude reveal/ what groupies feel/
While wackness is 'stuck on you' . . . like Lumidee/


I skip the basics/ and spit creative/
Ibo guy . . . check my feathered cap/
. . . as i come neat in native/
This gee evasive/ restive niggas should get real sedative/
I wave with a traditional gesture . . . as I greet relatives/
Ph born and bred . . . known from Etche to Lag/ creating trends thats geared to last/
An Amanyanabo in Lyrics . . . The Ichie of rap!/

amblors: I guess u mean - the latest wackest songs

I hope say you no include Psquare?

E DON DEY MADT (MY VERSION LOL)


You don dey mad abi?/
say you dey fan FC BRAGA dey make you brag abi?/

Ok . . .

. . . Imagine say Puff Daddy dey sell puff/
Or say make I use shelltox dey talk shell talks/
Imagine where your family doctor dey fall ill/
say If you work for mobil you go dey get more bill?/
Imagine say I go die no come funny/
or say for Conoil dem dey sell corn oil/
Imagine where Obama dey seek asylum for togo/
shey you dey load card to call glo to glo(w)?/
Shey Jonah been no get shoe or sandals/
Imagine for Tv you see Lampard dey do lamp ad/
shey if dey purge on top stool . . . dem dey call am stooling?/
or say if you build story for upstair na storey building/
Imagine say R.kelly know me/
You go vex if daddy showkey no show key?/
Shey you dey madt if you think say this verse no dey flow/
You fit imagine say power plant dey grow?/
Imagine say Soyinka no sabi spell Colorado/
I hear say Oando means owe one dough/
If ten people shun you, you go get tension?/
Shey na Kate or you see hen wey sure dey call am Henshaw/

Shey Mike A-DEwale dey come your house every day?/
Imagine where fly dey fly for Emirates/
Shey if cake dey for pan na pancake/
Imagina say Shina Peters dey do word play/
Imagine say una chairman no get chair/
You fit stop internal bleeding with cutting wool?/
A slave fit do masters for em school?/
Shey your dick na your thing?/
You hear say Ayo na dean . . . you say na iodine/
For here shey Eminem fit bite us?/
Imagine where for night knight dey board night bus/
Shey for this remix I fu2k up?/
Imagine say your boss stop for bus stop/
Shey if you no blow your club . . . you no be fan?/
You see say Jerry wear Can you say na Jerrycan/
Na tom tom?
shey this verse sweet the both of all of you?/
You go buy Maltina for Tina dey think say she go fall for you/

dlex21: We av some major critics...don't wanna mention names in order not 2 start nairaland war 1...

I'll av 2 admit, some critics comments are funnier than the joke itself...

are you trying to confuse yourself?

dlex21: Guess U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ are a victim of criticism n U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ agree wiv ♍ƺ...


Few pple would agree wiv U̶̲̥̅̊‎​...but criticism Iڪ not sometin some would take likely


didn't say my jokes have been criticised...¶ J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ observed that Ŋ mata ow hard U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ try, U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ can harldy please pple...and most pple who criticise don't find it funny @ all...

if you dont find it funny then dont come to [size=30pt]jokes[/size] section again. "If nobody talk about you then . . . "

Jokes section don die.

Meaningless thread.

Its better to have people criticize you than not to gather any comments at all. It makes you look stup¡d. Like people no send you.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]As long as the Yorubas dont shine the stage as usual.

Still don't understand how many of them were nominated since Yoruba language sucks.

Maybe if Flavour hadn't added that Yoruba woman in his track, he'd have been given the award already instead of a common nomination [/quote]I wont warn you again.

Lwkmd

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