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Music/Radio › Re: 17 Nominations For Nigeria In ChannelO MVA 2012 by mikuz(m): 12:13am On Sep 02, 2012

Lovely.

Rap Battles › Re: Bragging Rights : Mikuz Vs ThePrekky by mikuz(mod): 9:19am On Sep 01, 2012

frantik: Wack shits! Smh

frantik: u nat drugs. .u wack fool/
so watch me be hittin diz quack dude/
coz even here in naija, 5naira has no value!!/

see who dey talk.

Music/Radio › Re: The Best Rap Lyricist by mikuz(m): 8:34am On Sep 01, 2012

Hehehehe. . .

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:14am On Sep 01, 2012

Moment this verse drops . . . ThePrekky will no more be penning after/
. . . cos this biblical monoflow will spontenously end his chapter/
Dude aint fluent . . . even on texts Prekky stammers/
Jehovah El swagger his ecclesiastic owner . . . and Im apparently his earthly master/
He gets called to glory for trading tackles with a deadly rapper/
Im a balling vet doesnt mean I Mercy starters/
Facebook niggas begging me to spare him . . . saying hes already battered/
Doctors screaming he might bleed to death if they fail to wrap his head with plaster/
Ignoble textcee . . . bookmakers call his carreer a sheer disaster/
Prekky couldnt make 'waves' . . . even with an hair relaxer/
Its as if he cant stop forcing rhymes . . . what a petty bastärd/
The last time I held an howitzer . . . he was left severly shattered/
I rep true heads in Niger Delta . . . Prekky repping wanksters/
Had his momma infusing my sp3rmatozoa . . . please dont tell his father/
He got a myopic intellect . . . coppled with an empty swagger/
The guy stopped being romantic . . . cos all his brides turned him to an eccentric maga/

Mikuz a.k.a The V.K

Rap Battles › Re: Roll Call/back To Life by mikuz(mod): 7:53am On Sep 01, 2012

You can go first na.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by mikuz(m): 7:51am On Sep 01, 2012

aieromon: Heard Falcao has been kidnapped while Torres was left behind at the hotel.
Damn!

Read that on a Bbc news feed. Couldn't believe it. grin

TV/Movies › Re: Why Is NTA Not Broadcasting Falconets' Matches Live? by mikuz(m): 12:43am On Sep 01, 2012

ajf: Nah!! They only show pdp rallies,acn rallies,university convocation, patience jonathan, national assembly, house of rep and public forums e.g Forum topic: stopping corruption in Nigeria guest speaker: Chief James Ibori.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by mikuz(m): 12:28am On Sep 01, 2012

coogar: falcao caused so much hazard and he deserves more than an oscar for that mata

Laugh don make me fall from Aloha.

grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by mikuz(m): 12:26am On Sep 01, 2012

Cheaelsea fans na football terrorism una dey practice in the name of fanatism. Who says Falcao wont live more 200 years. . . ?
Make I hear am.

grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by mikuz(m): 12:17am On Sep 01, 2012

At least we go hear word for now. If Cheaelsea had won this trophy. Na for church night vigil I for pass the night.
'Cos na real big risk to go back home.

grin

Jokes Etc › Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(op): 12:08am On Sep 01, 2012

I got an email from Facebook saying I complain too much. They want to change my status question from "What's on your mind?" to "Now what?" grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Nigerian Defender Efe Ambrose In Discussions Over Celtic Switch by mikuz(op): 6:16pm On Aug 31, 2012

STV understands the Ashdod
centre back is in Glasgow and is
due at Celtic Park for further
talks shortly as the transfer
deadline approaches.
Celtic have until 11pm to wrap
up any deal, as manager Neil
Lennon looks to add three
players to his squad.
Capped 14 times by his country,
the 23-year-old moved to Israel
in 2010 and has made 67
appearances for Ashdod,
scoring three.

http://mikuzchat.tk/forum2_theme_898076.xhtml?tema=26

Family › Husband Denies Divorcing Wife 3 Times by mikuz(op): 4:31pm On Aug 31, 2012

Kaduna – A 34-year-old-
man, Abubakar Nuhu of
Abakwa Quarters, Kaduna,
on Friday refused to take an
oath that he divorced his
wife three times, insisting
that he divorced his wife,
Aisha twice.
Islam recommends that if a
person divorces his wife
three times he would not be
able to renew the marriage
unless she marries another
person.
The complainant, Aisha of
the same address, appeared
before a Kaduna Sharia
Court on Aug. 27, seeking
for the confirmation of
divorce from Nuhu.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/husband-denies-divorcing-wife-3-times/

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by mikuz(m): 1:37pm On Aug 31, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]that popular street wey i dey see u with amaka cheesy

[/quote]oh Amaka. That your elder sister. Why she too like Money?

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 1:24pm On Aug 31, 2012

[size=50pt] Dj5naira dont worry God will see you through.[/size]

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 1:16pm On Aug 31, 2012

BIGVAJINA: bad

my sister NL is forum site and not a dating site.

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 12:52pm On Aug 31, 2012

Good.

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 12:44pm On Aug 31, 2012

Ajibel:

what a wicked answer

i've never seen such in mine

you sure say na you open your email yourself? Ok gimme your Email Id and password make I help you.

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 12:39pm On Aug 31, 2012

dani1luv: Check the Email address you used in registering with Nairaland

Imagine registering on NL with Ade@yahoo.com and then when you get a mail from Nairaland you start checking your second email[b]Ayo@yahoo.com[/b]. Who would do that? Is Seun a Sorcerer?

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 10:55am On Aug 31, 2012

BIGVAJINA: answer:because nairaland is owned by a nigerian

what do you mean? Dumb statement.
98% of the messages that comes to your email through nairaland goes to your junk/spam folder. Its kinda hard to see it in your original inbox. tongue

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:33am On Aug 31, 2012*

Lets do something different . . .

16, Free . . . . grin

Every line this nigga phrases is flawed/
He says hes dop3 . . . but we've never seen him build a narrative before/
He says no netcee in NL can go with 4/5 syllables/
. . . when obviously all the multis the guy spits are bull/
I hail Ibime . . . he starts calling me his wannabe . . . plus all sorts of trash/
But we all saw how he praised him . . . dude cant even wait for him to drop on track/
Taking me to his peers on FB . . . only shows hes silly . . . / really/
Goading ThunderStorm to screen and jib me/
Postulating hes better than me instead/
so he should be hardly scared/
You dropped the words for 'em . . . you didnt link the multis/
. . . so some were like "IT DIDNT CONNECT" . . . what bleeping dummies!/
ThePrekky before you came to NL we know how wack you sample your sh¡t/
but we improved you . . . though the [size=20pt]'so so trash him'[/size] scandal was a bad example of it/
You firrt dropped a killer flow but ya level started dropping/
. . . you started learning the ropes now you lightly balling/
With respect to the battle . . . you was the one who stalled it . . .
. . . You dont understand what a deadline means . . . hows that my fu2king business/
I made it clear . . . drop anytime on Friday . . . but not later than 3 or 4 PM/

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:54am On Aug 31, 2012

ThePrekky: This Mik a$$ be hollow rapping/ anywhere Ibime goes. . .mik follow am in/ we look at him. . .and we gettin some homo marking/ a$$ fúcked so wide. . He borrows napkins/ ma bars alrdy schoold dz known hò's a$$ clean/
his reasonin blunt. . . . I'd hav also helped in gettin d bozo sharpened/
but too bad. . .'he's stil runnin from d ring'. . . . . Frodo baggins!!/
Ill giv him sum solo spankin. . .cos he dunno ah thing/
Miks jus 'fake wit d puns'. . . like he b 'modo acting'/ he recycle Ibime. . .turn & accuse me, then leave us all so asking/ what exactly this holme is wanting/ cos when I said I'll "hit him from behind". . . We all saw how d bro was thankin!/
Ima bring goons to so so trash him/ cut both his arms in 2. . . .& leav him 'forearmed' like he's goro acting!/ I giv him and his co some spankin/ before I cut d bro on Independence day. . . .nd split this colloquial kin/
. . . . .for his colossal sins!/
.
-Huhh!-

Lets bring liveliness to this ^^ verse. grin

Ok guys lets go . . .

The venomous . . . cool

16,monoflow

Its hard to comprehend what this broke folk mapping/
He must be mad to think we felt all those scrapping/
He got a poor sense of judgement . . . little wonder he hold no fading/
Lie him on a bare floor . . . and so so trash him!!!/
Niger Delta's lyrical militant . . . even got Tompolos' backing/
Elevate cyphers that leave you mofos clapping/
Always spotted around 'whores' . . . they say its a polo gatherin'/
. . . heard ya wife did a cameo on a pornö sampling/
All ya chicks left you . . . now you owned to wankin'/
. . . all because you got speech impediment,evident in ya mono rapping/
You got flaws all over . . . ya steam also slacking/
But Im the "Dikeh" of keystyles . . . niggas cant jib my Tonto capping/
Strip all his titles and give the bozo whacking/
His 'misconceptions' by now must be having the dodo smarting/
My bars Fab-yo . . . the way I leash you a Grosso spanking/
Drop lyrics Alanta style . . . with an Azonto branding/

cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg I Need Anser Sharply!!! by mikuz(m): 12:27am On Aug 31, 2012

Acidosis: *clears throat*

*hands him a cough medication*

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:49pm On Aug 30, 2012

dj5naira: Guess this nick is stuck deep down in his subconscious.

aboki keep deceiving yourself. When will you start doing monoflow?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:42pm On Aug 30, 2012

Gat a new title guys. Call me The Venomous Keystyler from now on.

cheesy

Now lemme see your hands up . . . like this . . . . Yeah . . . like that*

16, monoflow

cheesy

He started it all . . . hes now down to something sober/
Claiming he'll beat me if we call in voters/
Look boy I do rap for fun . . . sometimes I act a complete Joker/
He takes everything serious . . . cos hes a fuçking toter/
I spin lines thats esoteric to stun this homer/
I fight him on net and offline . . .
. . . send a trojan virus to his 2600 . . . that deletes all his folders/
I keep the rhymes coming . . . hes doing the talking so far/
So so trash him General . . . his levels' dropping lower/
Heads know he stutter with the flow like he a coughing smoker/
. . . Its no joke I do it better . . . so we aint rubbing shoulders/
Over doing it . . .he tryna come in bolder/
But then . . . I weaved punches that unequivocally knocked him over/
Prekks treks . . . but Im sporting Rovers/
He couldnt even give a girl a lift with his rusting skoda/
See he also owns a vespa too . . but hes only the lucky owner/
. . . so if he boasts about it, Ill set it ablaze after I turn it over/

Mikuz - The Venomous Keystyler(V.K)

cool

Jokes Etc › Re: JAMB Wahala!!!!!! by mikuz(m): 6:33pm On Aug 30, 2012

So you don crack joke o.

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by mikuz(m): 6:29pm On Aug 30, 2012

Make we do am sharp sharp avenue.

grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg I Need Anser Sharply!!! by mikuz(m): 6:28pm On Aug 30, 2012

An oracle.

grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Andres Iniesta 2012 UEFA Best Player by mikuz(m): 6:18pm On Aug 30, 2012

Castos: What about our Messi.

seek mercy from God. cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Andres Iniesta 2012 UEFA Best Player by mikuz(m): 6:17pm On Aug 30, 2012

Why dem no give am Messi again? Confused Uefa.

Music/Radio › Re: The Headies 2012 Nominees List by mikuz(m): 5:53pm On Aug 30, 2012

No M.I sef. Lyricist on the role na rubbish.

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