₦airaland Forum

coogar:
scottish don't pronounce i as ah!
they even emphasise their i more than the native english speakers.

admit it - mode9 forced that bar but naija folks chop the pun without actually analysing it. when we tell you modo is wack, you nor go gree.

anyways.....
if you disagree with me again, ah will report you to airmark. airmark will have you banned and ah will celebrate your ban by taking 2 bottles of stout. ah will take pictures and upload it via my ah-pad.

It's vernacular. Scottish pidgin just like we do "please" for "abeg" in Nigerian pidgin.

English = Please
Nigerian pidgin = abeg

English = I
Scottish pidgin = ah

coogar:
you dey craze.....

Google it, you're too lazy for my liking.

coogar:
i and ah are 2 different vowels.

go to this site and listen for yourself how appendicitis is pronounced differently by the brits & the americans

click each flag to listen....

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/appendicitis

Ah is Scottish vernacular that means I.

coogar:
says who? tis = dis......north american tongue
how do you think americans pronounce carter? car-tar or car-dar?

I = Ah
South Russian English.

coogar:
what is ah?

is that an abbreviation or is it supposed to mean I?

Your pun : "appendicitis", how come you did tis/ this. They are not pronounced this same way.

coogar:
so what sort of english language reads... so when ah diss ah baba? is that english language, shouldn't a pun read correctly but with 2 different meanings?

when ah diss ah baba? what is ah?
fück outta here with your pre-nursery explanation....

everything about that bar is forced!

How is it not correct? It's just like saying 'so when ah diss Coogar'

coogar:
but mode-9's i diss a baba is a brilliant pun, right?
is the capital of ethiopia I-ddis Ababa or Addis Ababa?

Mode nine did ah diss ah baba/ Addis Ababa . . .

Perfect pun, no forcing. Modenine hardly puts a wrong foot forward when it comes to homophonic puns.

GIYAZZ:
Stop replying that wack oaf. You didn't see the rubbish he called a verse taking lame shots at me? Common movie puns he couldn't deliver right. I woulda replied him if he dropped something worth it, but the verse just wack die!

I pity for anybody who thinks he's d0pe.

I just tire, SMH.

darkenedrebel:
The dude has a terrible accent. .
His problem is with the s i added to it. In mikuz's small mind - playing Robin Hood with Robbing hoods is forced. ..
Yet he played D less ya with dyslexia

D less ya? Are you sure you still know how to read?

Cocaine/ cocaned is forced Abeg.

coogar:
mikuz has a problem with diction.

your wordplay is also permissible....the english folks like to emphasise on the g - the last letter in robbing but the americans love to leave the g silent like this robbin'

Hoods/ hoods, avenger her/ Avengers are not homophones.

Dklef:
So you will now say you didnt see my mentions imploring you to set up a thread yay?
.
...i just dey look you NL so called vets dey laugh. The way you carry yourselves as if being an oldie on an online forum dey prioritise una gains for life.
.
...What the arse do you think you are sef? So make i con kneel down beg you before you create thread or even reply your mentions yay? Dont reply this son! And if you're tired of your modship why not give the post to a competent individual, mongrel

Cc suen

Sorry, Abeg no vex.

Mikuz

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

Optimus Mik

I'm rocking a sharp curl/ I'm flyer than a flock of a dark merles/
Ask PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, my flows got my swear words than the THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL!/

Africa's Martin Luther, my verbs leave opponents dispersed/
Saro Wiwa of our time, I'm his soul reinforced/
. . My words liberate Nigerians like October 1st/

I handle emcees well/ rappers who test ll rest in hell/
I do my scripts at home . . call it 'house made' like a serving girl

Your levels daycare/ rebels stay clear/ when I let out eight flares/
Swindle business partners, cos like sales exhibitions[/i]I never [i]trade fair!

I write like columnists/ and put more acts than Chuck Norris/
but when I school niggas, I post more terms than autopsies!/

When I clap a joker/ you'll see his parts and shoulders/ in Barcelona/
it's not the Spanish player but I can have my canon level a monk's building just to bring an abbey lower!

When I'm clinching an handgun/ gees start screaming and grasping/ cos I send em speeding like Gatlin/
Then snatch they jewels like a thief in the garden/
cos when I put in work over time their energy ll wear thin 'in the thick of the action'!/

I crash and burn/ when I make my massive gun/ spark for fun/
for instance, you all saw how I drafted puns/ and came after Dark like the crack of dawn!/

So he should really be cautious/ cos his wit is preposterous/
he tried to end Mik with a strong course/ till I sent missiles that hit Rebel . . like Syrian forces/

I split the dyke/ with sizzling strikes/ faster than the speed of light/ and had my fame soaring, and made D's less,ya till he couldn't read and write!

And if it's rematch that Dark desire/ the mac I hire/ ll grill the liar/
And if he runs to the church, he ll burn like Irish fire/ when I make the guns clap in front of the altar. . . . parish choir!!/

. . . . . cos I'll eat the sucker like dodo/ the jabs ll rumple his polo/ till his peeps fail to recognise his photo/
Cos its punches after punches I'll make D R see . . . Republic of Congo!/

The jargons you writing couldn't help you/ the colloquial rubbish was the sign of your death, fool/
He tried to hit me with Brighter Grammar till I broke his head with a primary school textbook!/

Now let's digress on how I'm gonna rip the pest and sh!t/ and spill the beans and talk about how your sis placenta is sweet/ cos my d!ck mess her sheet/
So I'm opening up with a my lips wiping her bboobs neat. . . cos I'm making a clean bbreast of it

But if she tell dawgs it's untrue/ I'll kill the whhore with a noose/
then put her neck in a guillotine to leave 'Demi gored' . . daughter of Zeus

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

Obesemf

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

from Ghana, i struck with errthing i have learnt

the odour from these corpses, left this place a bad scent

had to slay Mikuz, my mentor, but in this i couldn't love em

lil nigga felt he was first, i was forced to have ice behind, like i was dealing with bad friends

they marvel at my ascent, so Classyalabolas or 007Bruce, who'll be my next meal

after that ima snipe Coogar or Emaprince, make another vet squeal

Made Kinglahkay n gottoboy flee with my text skills

got rid of the 'KG' made extra weight leave like treadmills

Jigsawkillah is still a _bitch, the Coog made him mellow..ayd

the little cocklicker is prolly somewhere tryna convert an Edo dyke

Gottoboy got lucky, the sounds of danger seemed to echo right

i planned to teach him, and have boy all over the place like eko high.

now u got a broad for a wife, blame it on your negligence

my dick scratch her 'walls', while she grabs a 'pillar' in your residence

your 'foundations' are weak, after all your persistence

see your style is 'flawed', im a better rapper...that was concrete evidence

Dj5naira

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

What niggies do for tourneys, you oughta laugh @ my thinking/
Fighters go haywire, signed up ...writin' autographs on their ceilings/

Vets busy makin' dough n all/
System of rules unobserved, number lists of emcee ..no pro to call/

Confused mindset at first, affectin' both slicks and the rookie/
1st 11, 'sub, scribers' opting “in n out” replica to when d.ick meets a pu.ssy!!”/

Finally, the writer's block all fuss/
Preparin' verses, em pastors eager to talk to us/

Archers possessing no Orlando's spirit/
Like boys doin' girls, battlers doin' no-shows . . . re-shootin' the 41st episode of The Sopranos series/

Mik 'pushed, delivered' crazy lines alive/
Laykah 'came out crying' . . . a new baby had arrived/

The goner was losing/
'Obaino jazz' refused to work, should've switched genre of music/

Pundad MIA, his verso n handcraft/ 
No “where” to be found . . . after “wardrobes” were ransacked/

US Open brought alive to the arena, brilliant!/
Goshi never made it to the Finals . . . Serena Williams/

Somebody had to beat somebody which he nicely did/
Sokrates proved he a young son of that militant groupie, ISIS kid/

I'll be 'right-back' with more story line, gatto pause down to the loo, . 'Clichy' wan pee/
Feeling so pressed, I think many witches on me/

I'm away, got goons, monster, archangel/
do rubbish behind my back, get booted out; similar happenings b'tween D.Costa n Gabriel/

The prig brah bitter/
Jigsawkillah/ the big raw nigga/ still believe his 'trade' was rigged, poor dealer/

Blue things they say on thread make me wanna break their thigh too/
Few stans here are dunce, look at the spellings of “Gottoboy, Darkrebel”, they got no “IQ!!”/

Fixtures had men of calibre looking/
Challengers "tired after the second round", "sex with a Calabar woman!!"/

U-20 World Cup '09 rebirth, Obesemf had you Jew tramped/
Winner has emerged and a Ghanaian is the new champ/

ThePrekky:
then he'll most probably hold it forever. There was a time I laid down the chance for him to battle me but he wasn't ready, with his 1yr 1 battle thing. That window of opportunity is long closed. 2yrs long sef

Pastor how far?

obainojazz:
I don't think prekky stand a chance against coogar now if they brawl...except he goes back to the old prekky

On point brother.

coogar:
it's a shyte verse.....

when people have to explain their bars in the beginning of a brawl then it's worthless to me. imagine charlie clips holding a mic at the start of his round to explain his bars before dropping them....

*solange is beyonce's sister*
*ray rice punched his partner*
*t-rex's wife had a wedding ring in her anus*


seriously, what the fück is that about? if you have to explain your bars, it's because the build up is useless. if you write the build up excellently, even a stranger would catch what the bar is aiming to demolish. i can never take any FB textcee serious......they are at least 12 tiers below NL textcees. the entire written of both cats na pure fückery!

I don't know what happened to ThePrekky these days. He used to be fire when he was active here.

007Bruce:
how many bars. .

24 lines.

JigsawKillah:
Grrrrrr

Meaning?

Who's up for a battle?

danbrowndmf:
Na Now u dy hear that jam?. during my final ND exams last year,na that song we dy jam for hostel.


Orisha femi has killed every beat given to him since he blew up with "double wahala" dude is much talented.blackmagic nor do bad too. The song is nice

It's not 'double wahala' that blew Oritsha Femi.

007Bruce:
nextweek - wednesday

OK great!

007Bruce:
yes oo. . . Lets have the friendly battle

When you go get chance?
So I can pop the thread.

darkenedrebel:
Your battle na next two weeks Monday. ...https://www.nairaland.com/2653839/kings-tourney-2015-group-stage#38822989

Where are the vets from RG you promised us?

obainojazz:
answer of life....something wey everyone don forget.
.he's still bringing it up

He has to say it so he could be able to sleep tonight.

ELYMAXiimus:
When time permits me soon, I shall update that learning thread with an article on the following ;

wordplays

metaphors

punchlines

The need for this has become highly imperative, as i have observed that at least 90% of the members of this section;

can't distinguish between a hyperbole and a punchline

can't separate forced wordplays from clean ones

have a restricted knowledge of metaphors as it is used in hiphop.

My aim is to solve the pressing issues of several controversies after battles are held. I intend to express these "ingrediendts" of a well cooked up rapbattle verse down to the minutest detail - hoping to enlighten even the least minded person in this realm of gladiators.
It is with the hope that after we have all read the article, deciding whether a battle has been lost, won, or tied would pose little or no challenges whatsoever.
I shall write this article with the aim of achieving a goal whereby, decisions made on battles would almost always be unanimous.
This in turn, should at least reduce the controversies, as any dickrider would be easily caught in the act(since everyone would have known every nook and cranny of the crits).

The write up will be impeccably executed to suit our Nigerian lingua franca (no forming), - this is Nairaland afterall, not yankeeland or dollarland.


Regards, Mods.

Elymax.

The one that surprises me in the section is that 99% of cats here believe that homophones are the only form of wordplay.

Unless you do homophones like Fat eye/ Fatai, See nile/ senile , you're scoring zero for wordplay.

SMH!

Ksslib:
Oh! I didn't even know I had a crew.

Haters? Lol.. See ehn, the difference between me and you is that i dont have the time, iam too busy with the real world but you on the other hand, have so much of that time that you begin to create imaginary enemies. I thought it was only peculiar to kids, but didn't know that somewhere on NL, a grown @ss man does same too. My 2yr old cousin calls his "Dolly". Whats the name of your's again?

Hating a Nigga over online rap battle? Lmfao..Dude, how old are you again? You are like the first 25yr old ive seen behaving like a kid.. Geez.

Better go meet psychiatrist cos you need serious help. Big one.

Now I know why you are called Kim. For a dude, you biitch too much..

*****
Erm, abeg, who fit remember me the name of that film wey Will Smith abi na Brad Pitt act wey be say the guy old, then as he reach one stage, e be like say in life con rewind backwards. He con begin turn small pikin again. Wetin dem dey call that Medical condition?

I wan help person.

Whatever rocks your boat bro.

darkenedrebel:
I don't have the strength to argue any further. Let's bury the matter..

Let's bury the matter.

Ksslib:
Dude, stop giving me unnecessary mentions na. I don ignore, but you no wan hear word.

So because I gave him the W, all of a sudden iam now his friend? Hehe. E dey really pain you no be small.

And since you no wan act mature and you prefer dey do like small pikin,henceforth, just make sure I don't vote in any brawl that involves you. Cos i will NERVER give you the win, no matter what you script.

You don't have to say it, every one knows that you and your crewmates are my haters.
I don't give a damn if you vote in my battle or not, otherwise I coulda barred you from voting.

Whoever deserves a win in any of my battles would win whether you cast your usual hate vote or not.
If you like vote if you like don't - who gives a rat sh!t?

Limerick:
when is the tourney kicking

I do not know. Ask Dark, he's the one organising it this year.