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Murder Mook/ Murda Mook is forced but Rubin hood/ Robbing hoods is not!!!!!!!




LWTMB

It's funny how you nitpick other peoples puns when yours are worse of.

But Ibime's Father?

Is Con artist.. & a sordid coon/ Your father's thethiefnot mine...& I got solid proof/ Cos your Dad's like theGreen Archer.....A notorious crook....Known for Robbing Hoods!/

Since when does Rubin Hood become Robbing hoods?

Wordplay maestro how where did the 's' come from?

darkenedrebel:
I know what Mook means..the bar doesn't make sense, & the play is forced
it's not grammatically correct. it's supposed to be - I'll bring punchlines to Murder this Mook.

you can't omit the adjective just because you wanna Wordplay..
that's like saying - I'll bring punchlines to Murder fool.. instead of saying - I'll bring punchlines to murder this fool..
I hope you get it?

It's correct, rapwise, since its a metaphor and a noun that describes Muhdg as an incompetent person.

Same thing as saying I'll bring punchlines to murder Muhdg - that's why you have set ups.


Is 'this' an adjective?

Stop nitpicking a sleek wordplay, none of your puns are even better than this one.

darkenedrebel:
so why did you say you'd murda Mook like loaded lux?

Check the build up, I said "since I'm fighting an incompetent chap . .." Google the meaning of Mook.

Double entendre : Bring punchlines to Murda Mook like loaded lux.
Explanation : In Murda Mook vs Loaded Lux, Loaded Lux brought punchlines to Murda Mook, true or false?

Bring punchlines to Murder Mook - Mook means a stupid or incompetent person. In other words, Bring punchlines to murder an incompetent person.

The only nameflips I did were MC Galaxy and Mordred.

How can I do Muhd red with Mordred and still go ahead and do Mook with Muhd?

Great lines Dj!!

darkenedrebel:
it was my phone's autocorrect.. I meant to say Mook

I didn't do that either.

darkenedrebel:
i would have called this a TIE if Muhdg landed his punchlines properly or rhymed better than he did.

I wonder why Mikuz was doing Nameflips with moose. Muhdg doesn't sound in anyway like moose..do you have a Japanese accent?


MVGT - Mikuz [for better rhymes & punchlines]

I did not do moose with Muhdg. Lol!!!!!!

007Bruce:
are you creating the thread or not?

I'm not!

Open for votes :

I've posted. Muhdg.

Diss @ MuhdG
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You softer than egg yolk and pap/ just accept that you wack/ and prevent this reckless attack/
. . cos you lag behind your fellows in rap/
I could nail a stack of cards to the back of your skull and you still won't be ahead of the pack!/

I spit flows that's crazily felt/ but he lacks faith in himself/ no wonder Laykorn took him to school like a baby in creche/
. . but this fight ll see the animal get laid in a bench/
cos I'm bringing this mad moose L . . . till voters call him a Lady in French!/


He still won't have the form if he had to seek admission/ I ll eat him up like there's cancer in his system/. . but he ll see an heartless demolition/ when I have my ammunition/
. . blast him to space[i/] till 'M see [i]Galaxy'. . . Afrobeat musician!/

He thought he's outstanding/ till I let the rounds blast him/
And he ll switch address when I send missiles that'll leave his house crashing/
cos one blast from my loud cannon/
. . will see him running from where he sleeps till he change Chambers . . like Wenger against Southampton!!/

I might just get him blazed in broad daylight when I blow his tops/
Leave him dumb, found dead till his family phone the cops/
But since I'm battling an incompetent chap,
I'll just bring witty punchlines to Murder Mook . . like Loaded Lux!!/

I'm smooth with the guns/
Dressed to the nines, got a tech tucked in ma Louis Vuitton/ I'm ready to shoot till his gone/
Cos this aaboki claims he's making bold decisions, when gripping mad cows is the only time he takes the bull by the horn!/

After his defeat to with Laykay/ his repute went south like a trip to S.A/ he's better off scripting essays/
but since the mallam lives in Gombe/
. . My fire ll make him flee, till he starts running from the northeast . . like River Benue!!/

It's slaughter I'm serving/
. . so I ll make this nigga from the North, end even if he's balling for Preston/
His death ll put his mum in depression/
. . cos the cuts from my saw ll leave Murd red . . Arthurs murderer in Merlin!

Your girl play games like Boston Celtics/
. . cos every nigga has entered the shawtys cervix/
but I got the kinda ccocck she relish/
. . We bed everywhere, I even sexed her at the border . .
customs service!/

I just killed this minion/
Technical knockout, the Unanimous victory is revealing/
But if he disputes,
I rip him in two, so voters can give me the win through a split decision!

JigsawKillah:
don't be scared. . . He's whopping you tonight. Lol


MuhdGm you run?

OK, I agree.

Muhdg post and I ll follow suit.

Where is Murdg?

007Bruce:
abeg create the thread..

Iceskidd, can we drop tonight?

So that you can pull a no show.

Closed :

Thanks voters. Kinglahkay wins this.

Muhdg vs Mikuz

https://www.nairaland.com/2639461/road-kings-tournament-mikuz-vs

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm, Friday 2 October 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

DJ you can post please.

Ibime:
Better late than never. . . . long day. . . .


I'm from a broken home. . . this nigga actually said/
My parents still together. . . . get that fact through your head/
Throwing stones from a glass house. . . . get you shattered instead/
Are your parents still together?. . . NO!. . .cos your daddy is dead!/
That ain’t a punchline. . . . that’s just stating a fact/
You mention Bis?. . . . I send you where that nigga taking his nap/
He came in boasting "Google Oba Aromo. . . . my family got rep son”/
Then Oba Aromolaran got exposed for stealing public cheque funds/
He started wailing. . . "my dad died. . . you didn’t google the correct one"/
Well, in my opinion . . . . the only good thief is a dead one!/
I didn’t wanna bring his dad in the cipher/ but he trampled a viper/
Soon as he brought family into it. . . . that’s the decider!/
Since the thief died. . . . his mother been attached to a heifer/
Breaching anti-gay laws. . . . and having ratchets inside her/
Peeping at the maid in the shower. . . . and making advance on the minor/
And they been engaging 'in sex'. . . . since the 'black widow spied her'!!/
You cross the line. . . .. now we fully heartless nigga/
singing Gnarls Barkley. . . . Gone Daddy Gone. . . . for the departed father figure/
My father figured. . . to teach me 'indices'. . . so I won’t end up an artist nigga/
You an artist nigga. . . cos ya father 'in decease'. . . and never taught you father figures!/
Bipolar emotional bytch nigga. . . lacking masculine direction/
You’ll be heading for Yaba Left . . . without a rapid intervention/
You mentioning my wife . . . but my pipe is strong/ and my python long/
Been married 3 years. . . . and family planning. . . . cos my wife is young/
Something his father shoulda done. . . . to save this waste of a pipe/
Giyazz beat him to stupor. . . . now I'ma put his face on a spike/
cos if 'G-Let' him live. . . .then with these 'razors'. . . I’m taking his life!!/
Fact is this/ You'll never be respected by cats like Bis/
cos you act a bytch/ and ya rhymes contain a lot of grammar. . . but you lacking wit/
Long azz quatrains without landing a jab that hits/
I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint". . . "in other words, I'm wack as shyt"!/
Go against Bis and your days are done/
Real emcees dont need long quatrains to spit amazing puns/
That's for slow-witted lazy scum/
Only takes 2 lines from Bis . .and your fate is spun/
I'll force ropes through your mouth. . . and make you 'lace' your tongue/
You'll get 'dissed till'. . . they swear that I was making 'rum'!/
You a 'drug mule'. . . Giyazz, Max, Krone and 'co caned' your bum/
That's 3 plays in one Quatrain. . . you're done!/
But don't thank me for the training son/
Just phock off back to romance section. . . where they chased you from!/
Always boasting of ya family money . . . . immature bytch nigga/
This ain’t a punchline. . . . but this bytch nigga on FFR. . . . and brought along his big sister!/
I made wealth off my own sweat . . . . in your world. . . I’m a rich nigga/
But this gun’ll have you speaking 'Arabic'. . . . if you try to take 'Bis milla'!!/
Switch nigga. . . .the áss whipping will be a grevious offence/
You best use your next verse to plead and repent/. . . . before another beating commence!/



oNe!

Good Lord!!!!!!!

darkenedrebel:
Alright.. We'll see

Mikuz/Airmark ...please we would need a thread on Sunday 12pm
10 bars

When Obaino's verse is ready I go pop.

MuhdG:
Where is mikuz.

Why would he decide not to show up on a day i set aside just for whooping his a s s

Is today Friday? What's the meaning of this?

Iceskidd:
ey mikuz create thread for ice vs bruce road to king tourney Saturday 10 barz 6pm

Bruce ll pull a no show. So no need.

coogar:
another brutal old school arse-raping for kim kardashian. you are a disgrace to battle rap. every tom james and harry just dey beat you these days. your own is finished!

Lol ok.

Congrats Lord Obesemf!!!!!!!!!!

Closed : Obesemf wins this.

Closed : Mikuz wins this.

Closed : Obesemf wins this.

gottoboy:
Mikuz thankz.

Glaciers bars on rg not inspiring at all, have you read it

Seriously? What's his facebook name please?

gottoboy:
Been around.
.
.
@Mikuz awfa abeg help me with that site for downloading rapbattles, wap something.mobi I don forget, please I need put myself back, I dey off radar now. . .

Wapspot.mobi

Classsyalabolas:
we have more quality rappers now unlike then..& battle rap has evolved.. I'm sure the.2015 edition would be way better than the 2013 event..


you can start spreading the word..they know you there very well..
just invite 10 of the hottest battle there to come sign-up here.. give them a link for easy access. you can invite them via personal messaging..

I suggest you invite these people.. they are good & battle ready.
Thunderstorm, blaqbones, sleak, Penpriest, Eric Arthur, Ink, vickybash, Lummi, Lester, Mikky...

you can create the sign-up thread this Friday so they can start checking, along with interested persons on nl..
It must be equal though..
10 from nl & 10 from RG.. everyone would have 1 month to prepare enough punchlines, then the tourney would kick off October ending...how about that?

Makes alot of sense, but I really can't make that happen bro.

Classsyalabolas:
what kind of badblood? since 2013?
I'm sure they would respond.. ..

airmark's ability to organize is at it's nadir..he hasn't even declared coogar the winner since, & close the thread...smh..
I can help in organizing it. but my job would be thead creation only, cos i would be a participant also..

The main issue there now is convincing them that the tourney go make sense. I was able to pull the strings in 2013 cos of my popularity there and the quality of battlers NL had then.

We had GlacierZ, Rhyme Lunatic, Thunderstorm, Ibime, EmaPrince setting this place on fire then. The judges were ddope too.

Dbr and co had to step in.