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llaykorn:
Is King's tourney the same as KOP?

No, at all.

Classsyalabolas:
hell yeah... you can't rap.. you can only write verses on NL.. .

your accent is hideous, you pronounce words like a Bariga hooligan, & your flow is like that of Daddy showkey
so how's youse a legit rapper?



i should teach the art of rapping... how much you wanna pay?
i would start by teaching you how to freestyle rap like a pro

See how you're desperately looking for fresh personals for our battle.

Classsyalabolas:
i never knew you battled ice..
what kind of tourney is this? you call it final & yet 3 people are battling themselves? wtf?

you don't know how to organize things at all...& stop partaking in tourneys that comprises of light-weights ...so you can easily cling the trophy & start gasconading about how many dubious competitions you've won? smh.

your mates are fighting to death in RG's tourney currently.. ..the likes of Theprekky, Eric Arthur, chuka thunderstorm, loonatik & co. are there..instead of you to partake in the one you would get beaten , you ran away.. Mikuz Mikuz... always the scared pÜssy



when is the King's tourney...?

RG? ThePrekky?

And you're just telling me. Make thunder fire you.

I've not been active on Facebook since February.

I dey enter facebook now.

Kings Tourney is December nau.

Classsyalabolas:
you can use a generic wordplay in a battle.. only if you are using it a different manner.. & if it's better than what people have seen..

I spat a line in the greek cypher..- I prey all night.. like a Christian vigil..

pray/prey has been used in several ways but not like the way I did..
same with praise & worship / warship..
the line was brilliant because it connected with Tompolo..you can see how much thought was put into the bar.

i wonder why people don't appreciate good lyricism here... Mikuz stop being a nuisance..you sound pained & you are not even a good rapper

the praise & warship is light years ahead of TEAM MAR YA or the forced puns you write..

if you were good & you were trolling . it'd be acceptable.. but you are walking a thin line between average & wack....

Gbam!!!!!!



I agree.

Classsyalabolas:
I only voted because no one else was ... grow up.. born in 1990 & yet you still reason like a kid

Good boy, a thousand people have voted on Icekidd V Mikuz.

Coogar stop being too emotional. Do not derail that battle thread. You can go ahead and say whatever you want on here but not on that battle thread. Please and please. Do all the talking here.

coogar:
i ain't as petty as you, kim.
you keep deteriorating - you have lost everything you had
in your pen game as at last year. what happened to you?
obese murked you and your only decent bar was stolen from
don't flop rap-battle league.

Elficjactor are you just seeing the battle? Like seriously?

Lololololololol

You can as well go and vote on all my battles on here from 2012 just to get back at me.

Mr Praise and warship.

MVGT : Elymaxiimus

See how Darkrebel and Coogar rush go vote on my battle with Obesemf. See Sunday, na now dey the battle?


Coogar wey never cast vote since the tourney start just voted.

Lololololololol. . .

Coogar it's obvious my vote pained you bro.

MVGT : Elymaxiimus

coogar:
thunder faya you.
bring any of your written that is even half as good as that.
suck sid connects with the opposite of failure....it's a brilliant pun.
the tompolo pun was also FIREEEE for anyone whose general knowledge is up there
cos tompolo denied buying warships in the niger-delta area.

let's compare it to your bars against elymax not too long ago....



only a brainless lout with no common sense can write this
nonsense in a battle and still see himself as a vet. in any other forum,
you would never have been allowed to battle anyone again.

how do guns give anyone a bare knee? na by force to wordplay?
bare knee when i blast the mack at E? what happens to the "R"
in McCarthy's name? mikuz, you are a disgrace to battle rap.



the votes say coogar won by a wide margin.
that's 2 of you i have sonned and overshadowed like the solar eclipse within a year.
maybe this time, you would start kissing the ground i walk on.

I don't care what the voters say. You lost the battle to me, end of.

Elficjactor aka Boyz to Agberos.

Classsyalabolas:
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you need to start watching rap battle leagues. you limit yourself to only nairaland, & you think you know it all..


besides, coogar's bar was a diss as well. you just didn't get the Metaphor line.... admit it.


The Coog is an impeccable lyricist...My status shall be inked forever more/You were a raging bull in the last tourney....It's time to meet your matador/ I'm putting the heat on Max ...till he gets singed with temperature/ My kill-count is numerated in Yoruba-English ....that's why I'm the King of Metaphor/



I ain't got time to argue... just wait till we brawl... that's the main thing on ground..

OK please when we brawl do more of bragging than dissing.
We might as well remove the punchline criterion and replace it with braggadocio.

coogar:
you believe that crap?



and 4 of those 5 were from ghost monikers. mikuz is the only one putting his neck
on the line for obvious reasons. the fool would never recover from fadeyi oloro bars.



i am focused.
i am just a bit amused elymax is disputing my W like the vets that voted were bribed
or something. 90% of them don't even like me.

You lost Abeg, how can a vet be doing pray/prey, sick sid/ succeed,worship/warship,boys to men in 2015?

The reason you lost that match is because instead of to uproot Elymaxiimus' jaw with haymakers you were seen doing wack puns that newbees did in 2010 while doing self appraisal. Your boys should have told you that punches win rap battles not braggadocio. Cry me a river.

Classsyalabolas:
half of elymax's bars are generic.. just other people's ideas reworded in different way. I swear that I have seen that 50-50/no cheating bar on RG before..I'm still searching their archives..
that's the way most of his scripts are. & i got proof. i prempted him bringing genericity to the brawl- I even told Danbrowndmf to watch out..

Mikuz writes in a monotone & systematic manner which was impressive in 2011 ..but not in 2015..
..he doesn't talk to opponents in his battles...he just writes like an automated automaton which is boring to me........that's why elymax's script is more appealing to him..

look at what the same Mikuz said -






it is quite obvious that mikuz knows nothing about battle rap. & he needs to read more on it & start watching rap battle leagues to broaden his knowledge..
because if he did - he would know that one of the elements of battle rap is Braggadocio.
as a matter of fact - battle rap is made of 2 main components. - Bragging & Dissing of opponents.
I get nauseated when the so-called vets here never even studied the game to the letter....

Where did I mention that braggadocio is not part of battle rap?
It's okay for you to do it in cyphers/ freestyles and set ups but it becomes an issue when you use it as your final punch. it won't land. Every sick nigga in the game today infuses braggadocio into their raps. Mode nine who is Nigeria's illest battle rap export said in Elbow room and I quote " When I write, it's a self eulogy."

Name one vet in Nairaland who doesn't do braggadocio and I ll change my moniker to Elficjactor.

obesemf:
Mikuz pls tag voters in the final battles

They ve all seen the battle, maybe they need more time to make up their mind.

Iceskidd:
Yo mikuz, how bout you start naming battles 'ROAD TO THE KINGS TOURNEY' huh? Cool ain it?

Nice idea, I ll do that.

I think Lahkay won this battle. Good one from Laykorn but he got outpunched with sicker puns.

MVGT : Kinglahkay

llaykorn:
No, really. You're not the only person who thinks so.

OK good.

MuhdG:
Yo mikuz. What do you say?

Okay start writing.

I beg to differ. I still think Elymaxiimus won this battle, even if I'm the only person in the world who thinks that way.

First of all before you start calling me names, let me state here that that a pen decide this wordplay is the meanest pun I've seen this year. Decent!!!!

While Elymaxiimus was dropping direct punches Coogar was busy dissing other cats, doing self eulogies whilst spitting wack wordies.

For example, what has being a metaphor king got to do with uprooting your rivals' jaw? When you engage yourself in a battle of this magnitude you drop brick breaking haymakers rather than hype yourself all over the place.

Furthermore, the other puns from Coog in this battle is shocking to say the least. See Coogar wey dey diss my Ibo audio raps dey do succeed/suck sid, worship/ warship?
A top tier rapper? Plus I don't understand why Coogar is doing pray/prey in 2015, like 2015 o.

I don't know why some cats on here can easily say that Elymaxiimus dropped some generic sturvs, and overlook the way Coog played succeed,worship and Boyz ll men - these are puns geeks on facebook and Ibime overplayed half a decade ago.

Opener : Coog

Rhymes : Elymaxiimus

Flow : Tie

Punchlines : Elymaxiimus

Metaphor / Similes : Elymaxiimus

Closer : Coog


MVGT : Elymaxiimus

Hahahaha. . . a nigga is still so pained, cos I'm head and shoulders above him the way he steals my puns!!!!!!!!

Good battle, but I think Elymaxiimus won this battle.

MVGT : Elymaxiimus


I still dey work. I'll elaborate when I get home.

darkenedrebel:
be ready to die

OK.

Iceskidd:
men i'm partaking. Only death can stop me. And i ain't planning on dying.

Lwkm!!!!!

Easy win for Darkrebel, Lyricyst should stop all this science blah blah.

The scheme in his first two punches are the most ridiculous I've seen in textrap though I like the way he took me back to JSS3 Integrated Science.


MVGT : Darkrebel

Iceskidd:
if bitçh a$s niggas don't spoil shiit. This year's king tourney may be the best

I pray, will you partake? If yes I'll reserve space for you.

GIYAZZ:
Bros, you just stop to dey update that battle archives thread. Nawa for you o

I have lost track of all the battles held from late February till now, if you can fill me in, I'll update.

MuhdG:
Me

OK let's kick it on Thursday then, 8pm.

darkenedrebel:
I have heywhizzy, idivine, obesemf, limerick, & liricyst in my bodybag for 2015

Jigsawkillah & you are next on my hitlist...
after that, I will go a long hiatus then return to face ibime & coogar before i finally retire ...so that the young can grow

That's five!!!!!!!!!!!

Dayummmm!!

After I'm with Muhg, you're next.

Darkrebel how many wins you don accrue this year so far?

Darkrebel and Elymaxiimus, make una stop abeg, na beg I dey beg una. Please.

I need to get my groove on before the Kings' Tournament. Who's up for 20 lines?

Nice, my verdict coming up. . .

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I leave this swine panicking/ he's lines lack reasoning/ he's on a road to nowhere, so he best quit the sly wack writtens/
. . cos if Kid ever claims he's going places, then it's child trafficking!!/

Your death is official/ I ll hammer your chest with a chisel/
. . before I leave you slaughtered outside a court premises, till lawyers claim the killing was "extra judicial"!/

I'm popping the llama/ to uncouple the maga/ but if he block the shots, I ll hurt him with banter/
. . cos you think it's another Hajj stampede, when I send Muslim pilgrims to match on him, and give 'Ice prints' like the Chocolate city rapper!!/

I fry peasants/ and slice tenants/
. . so I'll be 'hell bent' on destroying him before five seconds/
since his wackness 'stinks to high heavens'!!/

I ain't even started and I'm already tearing this ppussy/ apart, as verbal bullets run from his head to his booty/
. . but if he still got some energy left, Ill double my efforts . . and reach 'So for more' like it's my 'second year in the Uni'!/

This nigga calls me a pest and a puppet/ that my light jabs are nothing compared to his rockets/ plus Ill confess hes the toughest/
When he puts a tech in ma gullet/. . . but when these uppercuts starts uprooting his chin, you'll see him 'turn pale' like he 'emptying a bucket'!/

I ll have this bumkum's dentals split/ cos this is 'The Meltdown' for the sentimental bbitch/
I don't care if he's still a minor. .
I'll disregard 'Ice age' and blast him to Asia till he gets a 'Continental drift'!!/

He got no audios, cos he lacks the essentials to spit/ I might as well blow out his brains with a C4/
. . cos the only time you see Ice on a joint is when a player gets injured!/

Gottoboy turned the lad to a wwhore/ and ffucked his @ss on the floor/
Sokrates tried to attack his APARTMENT and invade BOY'S QUATERS till he got laid FLAT and parted in four!/

Open for votes :