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Rap BattlesRe: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Darkrebel Vs Mikuz +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 9:03pm On Oct 06, 2015
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Sharwama's a bbitch ggay that's bitter/ he has a knack for being rraped by niggas/ after Max, Kr0ne got him laid with blisters/
Giyaz and Bis raised his knicker/. . and put d!ck in S . . . . female minister!!/

I keep it hot like the heatwave in India/ so a night vigil would be slated for Dark/ after he gets blazed from the back/
cos they'll observe the eve of his burial when he gets killed 'in the wake of attacks'!!

First of all, you fall short whenever you battle a pro/ cos 007bruce was the Young erikina who got you drowned with tha flow/ then 'Wrong' went into Ghost mode and compounded your woes/
You couldn't blast 'Turn' up if you were a stan of Baddo!!!/

Someone should give this chap a slap/ he lacks the credentials to bat/ his best move is fleeing from this plat/
I'm a vet with animals waiting to rip his spleen apart/ so when I attack with ebony lions this d!ck ll start running from the Black Cats like Nicklaas Advocaat!!

This bbastard should remember/ that I don't end fights when I hammer an offender/ I'll take it to his fam and let his mama feel ma anger/
cos I'll shoot her carpus, and leave the black widow with more bullets on her wrist . . . . than Natasha in Avengers!!!

And your elder Sis ll face disaster/ as I spray the llama/ to leave 3 on her back like Abidal when he played for Barca/
but if I run low on bullets. .
My lighter ll burn her to death, till I leave you with an Ash anty . . . like a place in Ghana!!!

Bruce got your ligaments torn/ cos your too weak with the puns/ it's funny how you try to beg Coog for battle and mix with the dons/
When you couldn't shoot 007 if you did a film for James Bond!!/

He ll get murked and destroyed/ when I burst with decoy/ cos I'm a cheerful surgeon with piles of firewood ready to uncouple the boy/
so when Dark gets smashed, he was crushed by a bundle of joy!!

His writing is weaker/ but I'm rhyming with stingers/ meant to make him go mental after they slice through his liver/
I nicknamed my punches Timi when I'm striking the nigga/ cos every jab I land ll make Dark kolo . . . . Nigerian singer!!!!

He got whooped by Teddy twice/ she put you in all white like a wedding bride/ when she came with deadly strikes/
He thought the girl was nice/ till her left hand hooks left him 'dead to rights!!/
Rap BattlesRe: ++++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Darkrebel Vs Obainojazz +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 8:50pm On Oct 06, 2015
Closed : Darkrebel wins this.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 8:49pm On Oct 06, 2015
darkenedrebel:
i was the one waiting for you.. so go post first- i will post immediateky

& go lock my battle thread with obaino before you post anything..2 battles can't be open at the same time. I don't feel comfortable with it
I checked in first, so you have to go first.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 8:25pm On Oct 06, 2015
darkenedrebel:
Mikuz.. where are you.. I wanna get rid of you ASAP
Post now, I ll follow suit.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:00pm On Oct 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:
are you deaf or dumb? i said i got work. you expect me to leave my work or start stressing myself just because i wanna write for you?

go close my thread with obaino & stop quoting this account if you won't stop acting puerile
You workhuh


Dark youhuh
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 8:42pm On Oct 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:
it's easy to drop crappy verses. but all i dropped were bars with intricate rhymes & punchlines. my 45min rebuttal to ibime got 49 likes on RG.. now that's quality accompanied with quantity. so it's not like i was just dropping flexing bars on ffr

like i said, i got work to do. only time we are battling is sunday. be patient
So you mean you now need a whole week to write for an "average emcee'?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 8:29pm On Oct 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:
I've had 2 battles in less than 6 days[liricyst & obaino}
I have dropped 8 verses on FFR in less than 2 weeks. .. & i still agreed to battle you this weekend. you on the other hand have not dropped up to the amount of verses i have. from rebuttals i made for krone & ibime & jigsawkillah on FFR. stop stop acting like you have been active here... a rapper can't come with top-notch material if he stretches himself too thin by not taking a break.

or were you not the one that said we should drop on sunday by 9pm?
so after you have been writing your verse & you still have time to fine-tune from today to tomorrow, you want me to start rushing so you can win easily.
naaa...I am not falling for your tricks..


i have work....besides i asked that we battled last week, but you declined. so you can't force me to do your bidding...

so stop yelping ,& go declare me winner in the thread i brawled obaino- it has been open for more than 24 hours.
There is nothing special about dropping battle verses and keys in FFR, when I was in school we used to drop 3 verses on a daily, ask Dj5naira.

I just dey too busy these, if I can get 2 hours the work is done. That's what makes you a vet.
Rap BattlesRe: * + * Newbies Tourney : Alfa Ace Vs Thanos ( First Round ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 8:11pm On Oct 05, 2015
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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 7:58pm On Oct 05, 2015
Coogar tell your boy to step up to the plate tomorrow. A vet doesn't need a whole week to script for an 'average emcee'.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 7:24pm On Oct 05, 2015
Darkenrebel we both battled over the weekend so what are you talking about?

It didn't take me more than 2 hours to write your verse, this is what vets are made of.
If you claim my stock has fallen and that I and Warriblood are now on the same level why will it take you a whole week to write for me.

Two days after you went back and forth with Ibime on FFR you battled Obainojazz. What are you saying?

Let's battle tomorrow and stop being scared of being beaten.
Rap BattlesRe: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Darkrebel Vs Mikuz +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 6:07pm On Oct 05, 2015
Check. . .
Rap Battles+++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Darkrebel Vs Mikuz +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 6:05pm On Oct 05, 2015
Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Tuesday 6 October 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 6:00pm On Oct 05, 2015
Darkenrebel let's battle tomorrow 8pm. I closed work early today. I'm almost through with your verse.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod):
obainojazz:
huh Mikuz, when did personal stop being part of the criteria for judging...
How come you did not take notice.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 5:47pm On Oct 04, 2015
darkenedrebel:
mikuz .i'm creating the Kings tourney sign up thread today cos those RG emcees have been clamouring.... the number of emcees may exceed 20 due to the large turnout
No wahala.
Rap BattlesRe: ++++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Darkrebel Vs Obainojazz +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 1:20pm On Oct 04, 2015
Open for votes :
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 12:24pm On Oct 04, 2015
darkenedrebel:
Mikuz. .I've put the word out in RG for the kings tourney & a lot of people are interested.. so what's next?
Go ahead and organise this, I dey your back bro.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 12:23pm On Oct 04, 2015
Rap Battles++++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Darkrebel Vs Obainojazz +++++++ by mikuz(mod):
Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 2pm, Sunday 4 October 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!
Rap BattlesRe: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : CYPHER By Mikuz ft Dj5naira * by mikuz(mod): 6:36am On Oct 04, 2015
MuhdG:
Which obesem.f? Wetin bring am come here. Topic say m.ikuz and Dj 5naira.
Not Dj 5naira and obesem f
Lol,see as you just dey carry the matter for head. grin
I never get chance to write na.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 6:33pm On Oct 03, 2015
sinizia:
I didn't even tagged the kiddo and already told him he's not wanted in brawl before the pest went ahead to vote. If Corn needs the W, he can have it. I do this for fun, it doesn't add a dime to my account.
On point!
Rap BattlesRe: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : CYPHER By Mikuz ft Dj5naira * by mikuz(mod): 6:23pm On Oct 03, 2015
Obesemf oya come and drop!!
Rap BattlesRe: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 1:04pm On Oct 03, 2015
mikuz:
Maybe next week Sunday 9pm. If I'm lesser busy.
Rap BattlesRe: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 1:03pm On Oct 03, 2015
darkenedrebel:
you have battled muhdg & I'm battling Obaino tomorrow..that means our battle is next week right?
Next week Sunday 9pm.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:31am On Oct 03, 2015
Darkrebel and Johnjon oya e don do.
Rap BattlesRe: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 11:25am On Oct 03, 2015
darkenedrebel:
no wonder you never improve.. you can quote & ask Ibimi your god..he will tell you the same.

playing Robin Hood with Robbing hoods is acceptable because it made sense in the sentence & was grammatically correct... plus it was dropped in an off the top freestyle session on FFR not in a battle..


but to say I'll murder fool/Mook/oaf is wrong & wack
the correct thing to say is - I'll murder this fool or I'll murder this oaf or whatever

maybe the english language is too much of a herculean task for you. now you see why coogar disses you everytime? you aren't that smart, but you think you know it all
You? like you of all people?

grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:23am On Oct 03, 2015
JohnJohn let that not repeat itself again.
Rap BattlesRe: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 10:34am On Oct 03, 2015
Murder Mook/ Murda Mook is forced but Rubin hood/ Robbing hoods is not!!!!!!!


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LWTMB grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 9:37am On Oct 03, 2015
It's funny how you nitpick other peoples puns when yours are worse of.

But Ibime's Father?

Is Con artist.. & a sordid coon/ Your father's thethiefnot mine...& I got solid proof/ Cos your Dad's like theGreen Archer.....A notorious crook....Known for Robbing Hoods!/

Since when does Rubin Hood become Robbing hoods?

Wordplay maestro how where did the 's' come from?
Rap BattlesRe: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 9:26am On Oct 03, 2015
darkenedrebel:
I know what Mook means..the bar doesn't make sense, & the play is forced
it's not grammatically correct. it's supposed to be - I'll bring punchlines to Murder this Mook.

you can't omit the adjective just because you wanna Wordplay..
that's like saying - I'll bring punchlines to Murder fool.. instead of saying - I'll bring punchlines to murder this fool..
I hope you get it?
It's correct, rapwise, since its a metaphor and a noun that describes Muhdg as an incompetent person.

Same thing as saying I'll bring punchlines to murder Muhdg - that's why you have set ups.


Is 'this' an adjective?

Stop nitpicking a sleek wordplay, none of your puns are even better than this one.
Rap BattlesRe: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(mod): 8:39am On Oct 03, 2015
darkenedrebel:
so why did you say you'd murda Mook like loaded lux?
Check the build up, I said "since I'm fighting an incompetent chap . .." Google the meaning of Mook.

Double entendre : Bring punchlines to Murda Mook like loaded lux.
Explanation : In Murda Mook vs Loaded Lux, Loaded Lux brought punchlines to Murda Mook, true or false?

Bring punchlines to Murder Mook - Mook means a stupid or incompetent person. In other words, Bring punchlines to murder an incompetent person.

The only nameflips I did were MC Galaxy and Mordred.

How can I do Muhd red with Mordred and still go ahead and do Mook with Muhd?

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