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. . Sharwama's a bbitch ggay that's bitter/ he has a knack for being rraped by niggas/ after Max, Kr0ne got him laid with blisters/ Giyaz and Bis raised his knicker/. . and put d!ck in S . . . . female minister!!/ I keep it hot like the heatwave in India/ so a night vigil would be slated for Dark/ after he gets blazed from the back/ cos they'll observe the eve of his burial when he gets killed 'in the wake of attacks'!! First of all, you fall short whenever you battle a pro/ cos 007bruce was the Young erikina who got you drowned with tha flow/ then 'Wrong' went into Ghost mode and compounded your woes/ You couldn't blast 'Turn' up if you were a stan of Baddo!!!/ Someone should give this chap a slap/ he lacks the credentials to bat/ his best move is fleeing from this plat/ I'm a vet with animals waiting to rip his spleen apart/ so when I attack with ebony lions this d!ck ll start running from the Black Cats like Nicklaas Advocaat!! This bbastard should remember/ that I don't end fights when I hammer an offender/ I'll take it to his fam and let his mama feel ma anger/ cos I'll shoot her carpus, and leave the black widow with more bullets on her wrist . . . . than Natasha in Avengers!!! And your elder Sis ll face disaster/ as I spray the llama/ to leave 3 on her back like Abidal when he played for Barca/ but if I run low on bullets. . My lighter ll burn her to death, till I leave you with an Ash anty . . . like a place in Ghana!!! Bruce got your ligaments torn/ cos your too weak with the puns/ it's funny how you try to beg Coog for battle and mix with the dons/ When you couldn't shoot 007 if you did a film for James Bond!!/ He ll get murked and destroyed/ when I burst with decoy/ cos I'm a cheerful surgeon with piles of firewood ready to uncouple the boy/ so when Dark gets smashed, he was crushed by a bundle of joy!! His writing is weaker/ but I'm rhyming with stingers/ meant to make him go mental after they slice through his liver/ I nicknamed my punches Timi when I'm striking the nigga/ cos every jab I land ll make Dark kolo . . . . Nigerian singer!!!! He got whooped by Teddy twice/ she put you in all white like a wedding bride/ when she came with deadly strikes/ He thought the girl was nice/ till her left hand hooks left him 'dead to rights!!/ |
Closed : Darkrebel wins this. |
darkenedrebel:I checked in first, so you have to go first. |
darkenedrebel:Post now, I ll follow suit. |
darkenedrebel:You work ![]() Dark you ![]() |
darkenedrebel:So you mean you now need a whole week to write for an "average emcee'? |
darkenedrebel:There is nothing special about dropping battle verses and keys in FFR, when I was in school we used to drop 3 verses on a daily, ask Dj5naira. I just dey too busy these, if I can get 2 hours the work is done. That's what makes you a vet. |
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Coogar tell your boy to step up to the plate tomorrow. A vet doesn't need a whole week to script for an 'average emcee'. |
Darkenrebel we both battled over the weekend so what are you talking about? It didn't take me more than 2 hours to write your verse, this is what vets are made of. If you claim my stock has fallen and that I and Warriblood are now on the same level why will it take you a whole week to write for me. Two days after you went back and forth with Ibime on FFR you battled Obainojazz. What are you saying? Let's battle tomorrow and stop being scared of being beaten. |
Check. . . |
Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 20 lines. - Deadline is 8pm, Tuesday 6 October 2015. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
Darkenrebel let's battle tomorrow 8pm. I closed work early today. I'm almost through with your verse. |
obainojazz:How come you did not take notice. |
darkenedrebel:No wahala. |
Open for votes : |
darkenedrebel:Go ahead and organise this, I dey your back bro. |
Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 20 lines. - Deadline is 2pm, Sunday 4 October 2015. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
MuhdG:Lol,see as you just dey carry the matter for head. ![]() I never get chance to write na. |
sinizia:On point! |
Obesemf oya come and drop!! |
mikuz: |
darkenedrebel:Next week Sunday 9pm. |
Darkrebel and Johnjon oya e don do. |
darkenedrebel:You? like you of all people? ![]() |
JohnJohn let that not repeat itself again. |
Murder Mook/ Murda Mook is forced but Rubin hood/ Robbing hoods is not!!!!!!! ![]() LWTMB ![]() |
It's funny how you nitpick other peoples puns when yours are worse of. But Ibime's Father? Is Con artist.. & a sordid coon/ Your father's thethiefnot mine...& I got solid proof/ Cos your Dad's like theGreen Archer.....A notorious crook....Known for Robbing Hoods!/ Since when does Rubin Hood become Robbing hoods? Wordplay maestro how where did the 's' come from? |
darkenedrebel:It's correct, rapwise, since its a metaphor and a noun that describes Muhdg as an incompetent person. Same thing as saying I'll bring punchlines to murder Muhdg - that's why you have set ups. Is 'this' an adjective? Stop nitpicking a sleek wordplay, none of your puns are even better than this one. |
darkenedrebel:Check the build up, I said "since I'm fighting an incompetent chap . .." Google the meaning of Mook. Double entendre : Bring punchlines to Murda Mook like loaded lux. Explanation : In Murda Mook vs Loaded Lux, Loaded Lux brought punchlines to Murda Mook, true or false? Bring punchlines to Murder Mook - Mook means a stupid or incompetent person. In other words, Bring punchlines to murder an incompetent person. The only nameflips I did were MC Galaxy and Mordred. How can I do Muhd red with Mordred and still go ahead and do Mook with Muhd? |
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