₦airaland Forum

Vivly: I like it. Mikuz tanks jare. I tried signin up for ur chat

check your email for the verification code. So how have you been sweetie ?

Ryabcool: Are you okay? So you quoted the entire article(wasting quality space at that too) just so you could ask price? Couldn't you have just asked without quoting? Please check yourself before you wreck yourself

abi? The guy needs check up!

[quote author=bashy_demy]@Mikuz no you are on Cedisland...[/quote]and i was thinking i was in nairaland.

dj5naira: Was thrown down to earth. .lucifer. .stop lying you were in heaven/
Said you don't rap, so WTF you doin' on FFR basin!/
With your wack nick. .and unknown rhyme. .your anonymous!/
Oak bark. .make all believe. .but one leafy shot of yours. .and they've noticed a moss!/
You don't have it. .I rep the good, and you stand for the bad and the ugly/
That my flow eva. .cuz its wined and juicy!/
So when this ravenous beast wack your line like never, I don't mean to 'eat you like never'/
In short, beefing me is something you should never!!/
What my verses 'Terry G'. .you can't Lady Gaga!/
My barz pulley rolls. .to push you off your edge of glory!/
Catapillared my movin' luxurious over your broken down lorry/
With more fly verses than your country planes!/
More punchlines than the entire olympic boxing games/
Sharpened pencil barz. .and meter stick. .we know how you rule the street/
As the doctor here. .this patient I treat/
Toss magarine hooks for all I care, it won't make your butter-fly!/
Smear blueband round your tse-tse verse. .it won't be this butterfly!/
So if ''bad mc'' thinks hes a pro noun, i'll shut his thought by myself!/
Gauging my flow life as everlasting. .he knows this himself/
Colossus trunk all over. .you faggôt can't bleep me on/
Your Alicia chorus won't Key in. . they be read by No one!/

Just do a build up for the punchline . . .
I blow up/ his base . .to make this foe run/
You might kick bars like Alicia Keys . . ya rhymes would be cheered by No One/
or
I get his home torn/ when I phuck his wife on his foam turf/
Make her infuse my soaked cone/ while he watches the whole fun/
If you've not encountered defeat before . .like Alicia Keys . . Ill make you Know One/

[quote author=~vicky~]wow!!!!!

very creative


i don laugh fall inside gutter ontop mikuz bed [/quote]

Hehehe . . .

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]beeni. Mo daju pe Nairaland lo wa.[/quote]o bu ara na agba gi.

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booqee: Not funny to me!

not funny unto me!

This one too na joke ?

Vivly: and u daftly commented eww

nice joke . . . I like both you and the joke wella.
Btw . .happy birthday in arrears!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Nairaland.[/quote]are you shure ?

Are my in nairaland or yorubaland or what ?

Nice

So this one na joke

LAGOS — President
Goodluck Jonathan,
yesterday, evening
stated the reason
for the sack of his
erstwhile National
Security Adviser,
Gen. Andrew Azazi,
saying it was to
conform with the
changing tactics of
the Boko Haram
insurgency.
He also vowed that
the Islamist sect
would not bring his
government to its
knees as he
pledged last night
to change the face
and structure of
the administration
to combat what he
described as the
varying strategies
of the insurgent
group.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/why-i-sacked-azazi-jonathan/

Fredrick909: thats Nigerians with thier annoying questions..
Na match between
Bokoharam FC vs Jointaskforce FC.
I hear say the Match End 4 Penalty.

Who later win ?

tintingz: cuz church is very noisy singing and dancing, how can members knw if dey plant bomb inside d church

please stop making unnecessary inflamatory postulations ; na every church ?

msb247: don't be this negative please. always hope for the best. God will put them all to shame. One love

i pray.

Last night was Abuja,tonight - Bauchi. Tomorrow - Maiduguiri. Let them continue.

[quote author=Nwa_Nimo]THIS IS NOT LIVE - Its a recording!!![/quote]how can you say that?

Vector Tha
Viper (real name
Olanrewaju Ogunmefun)

okosodo: So 2face is fulani

Lmao!

fubbyy: That's why I can't stop taking pics where ever I go, no memory like picture, nice1

bro you can believe anything.

sammirano: i don't believe the pix

i wonder why it even made the front page.

Kobojunkie: Welcome to Nigeria!

The next time NASS summons any other person and that person refuses, watch what the very same will claim then.

Great nation,Great people!!

Walexz02: wetin b ur own!
wetin b ur own!

bro i saw the first one.

See comments! Roflmao !! Mukina abeg remove this thread from the frontpage oh!

Billyonaire: GEJ has no reason to obey their invitation.

you just dey disgrace yourself for public.

Akbee: May his soul rest in peace.i hope e had left behind sum asets for his imediate family.

lol. Are you igbo?

mkpologwu: Mr. Confused, it seems u ve got plenty of time, but I'd advice u to use for something meaningful. No woman/girl is worth wasting time on! They love better when u care less about them!!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Don't you have a job? I mean if you have something to do with your time, you would not be planning to stalk some girl.
Dude their are a lot of single ladies out there pick one and stop being a kid[/quote]lmao !! Una no kill me here.

Wandering madman