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Is this a joke or a novel. Which one?

MizLiz: wat's urgent? anyways, Monsawl it is.

ok got it!

izenco2005: Na woman go kill u, u don find woman enter NL,better repent or watin do ur grandfather fit happen agin.adivce no be curse@mikuz

na jealousnessness go kill you too. How it take be ma fault say you no sabi toast woman?

realsammie: c dis one wey dark pass mikuz yansh dey call herself bright

madman

MizLiz: thnks guyz...
@mikuz, am on 2go

gimme your id, its urgent.

In spite of all the hype
about Genevieve Nnaji by
some
leading gossip bloggers,
it's interesting to know that
sexy actress, Omotola
Jalade-Ekehinde is actually
ahead of the pack.
Olufamous.com learnt that
the talented actress now
gets as much as N5million
for each movie.
This is indeed a good news
for those who know the
dirty tribal politics going on
in Nollywood.
http://www.olufamous.com/2012/06/wow-omotola-is-highest-paid-actress-in.html?m=1

Even darkness is not free. We still have to pay for blackouts!

^^ hi

[quote author=al-ahamad]You are a dry saddist....I notice all u do is attack people nd talk down on them.....blady punk-ass..smh at ur stvpidity....go hug transformer jur....


y[/quote]lol

DELTA State-born
ex-militant leader,
“General” Godday
Smith Bounanewei,
aka god of forest,
who was not
enlisted in the
amnesty programme
by the Presidential
Amnesty Office,
Abuja, because he
did not accept
amnesty within the
60-day period
deadline given by
the Federal
Government in
2009, has resorted
to begging on the
streets for
survival with his
boys.
Bounanewei, who
confirmed his plight
to Sunday
Vanguard, said,” It
is sad to mention
that I, General
Bounanawei and my
ex-soldiers are
begging on the
streets for
survival after
embracing peace in
Niger Delta. I have
made several
appeals but the
Amnesty Office
ignored me because
I have been
disarmed and
Federal
Government felt I
am now a toothless
dog”.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/ex-militant-leader-fighters-turn-to-beggars-in-n-delta/

Hehehehe . . .

Phuck!
I just dey waste bars!

milehigh06: shows your total lack of knowledge of football,go check the history of bolivia against top south american teams and stop backing up your attempt to bck up mediocrity
Bolivia in LAz Paz has beaten aall top south american nations at one time or the other,even moghty brazil when they had ronaldinho and ronaldo bot flying lost 2-0 in bolivia which led to brazil playing a qualifier to qualify for the WC
if u dont know,do not say

the guy knows nothing about footie!

fujirice: well what I can deduce 4rm dz match(eventhough i didn't watch it) z dat African football z improvin' afterall, its jst dat we're impatient wit our coaches. U want sm1 2 effect a change yet u won't give him time. I remembered AFCON b4 d last Zambia crashd out at d grp stage bt 2 yrs after they became championz. Lets give dz coaches sm time bikonu! At d end of d day y'all cared.....datz a gud thin!

you can only give time to a team and coach that has the likelihood to improve and win matches! With the present situation of things, in the next Four years . .naija would be begging for draw each time they play against the likes of Lesotho and mauritania!

bboiabb: kenya and malawi will also beat malta and albania i'm pretty sure. those countries you mentioned have not as much stamina as african teams because of the altitude they live in. it all comes down to stamina in the end. that is why a lot of eastern african teams are hard to beat

so people can own IQs as low as this?

Igwes Zekile
Facebook: Shame! The way
Nigeria is playing is bad.
Malawi lost a lot of
opportunities, go Malawi, go
Flames, burn the super
birds. - BBC

You spit anopheles . . .
hahahahahahahahahahaha . . . .
This is real comedy !!

dj5naira: I spit cartoon lyrics. .im part of The Simp sons/
Eclipsed earth and lighthouse. .like webbe simon/
Fleet of automobile. .garaged in South Park/
MGM lyric. .I roar lines. .these ducks quack!/
Sliced his gang in One Piece/
Im bringin' war. .they want peace!/
Psych flow. .im occupyin' minds/
I creepwalked. . on landslide!/
Naruto barz. .arranged in Shippuuden/
Im a grown bean. .you a marshed pudding/
You a ba stard. .im the Family Guy/
Clouds low. . when I land high!/
I American Dad, . . he, a street lad!/
Bad boy came good. . good girl gone bad!/
His troll Ugly like black Nigerians!/
His coordinated X-Project, . .Unsupervised/
Strong metal locks. .I'm super vised!!/
I battle celebs across galaxies. .I Star Wars!/
Simulating their fight, . Its Clone Wars/
His movement stiff, . .that Robot Chicken!/
As the death clock tock on him. .I wrote The Life And Times Of Tim/
Ironic talk . .heroic flop!/
Spittin' minim blues. . while I heap up!/
Sparring airlines. . .I raise heads up!/
He wack lines. .im fed up!/
Ladies feel loved at my Touch/
I flow Hypo. .my lyrics Bleach/
These niggas suck. .like blood leech!/
Scissored the truth from this head. .I told a Fairy Tail!/
Cut history short. .I trim, they hail/
And did well to headbutt this Butt-head/
Tutor them the killer script in Highschool Of The Dead/
Your street comedy, . .worse than the name Allen Gregory/
Glory in battles. .my line, gory!/
My interface. .cool manga, . .Japanese Toriko/
My spit, anopheles, . .niggas bite. .mosquito!/
Jenc knows. . I go fast with the flow/
Blaze kryptonite verse, . .to glow in a Green Lantern/
Mighty Theokoles. .the arena father!/
Chewed his beef like Bobs Burger!/
I keystyle command . .to Power Rangers!/
My lyrical science pulls crowd. . you can't get enough Futurama/
My punch dazed your bros . .he see star/
Aimed at his chest. .on top tree like a Wild Striker/
I perfect paper art. .like Digimon Drawn Together/
Worldwide chef. .deliverin' tasty beef. . Im Rap Chowder!/
The first Avatar. . The Last Airbender/
I Mack truck over these biker mice. . on Suzuka!/
Lion of Africa. .Penguins Of The Madagascar/
That said, . .bring them on, I massacre!/
Multiplied murders. .I made Hunter X Hunter/
Lead the cool pack with cardigan. .The rest, . . Backyardigans/
Ya chic emoticons lines up. .its The Animated Series/
I BET you can't cipher. .your wackness exceed boundaries!/
Mother tongue. .raid these insects with Morphin!/
My sprays, fat . .yours are mortein!/
My venture in to adventure . .deadly . .sister. .Warner bros!/
My magic stick in her sugar well, . .we candy-flossed!/
I slave not like G29. .Name me Shaman King/
Brought choirs to hades. .Hellsing!/
Laid my rod between her chest in circus. .its The Cleveland Show/
Christmas tickles. .she laughed ho ho!/
Dora sticky pun. .attract them home. . then I Explorer as she internet!/
Who better than me? . .they've not seen yet!/
The Hungry Heart. .eats up body part/
Truth talk. .the mighty never spits myth/
Struck G spot. .she Yu-Gi-Oh!!/
Kaiketsu slash. .left their zero butt, a mark from Zorro/
With the Z sign. .in Dragon ball/
I curse luck. .as Boondocks!/
Disney Movies . .the best he got!/
My stabbin' series pierce brave heart. . don't know what your Poke mon Move is!/
Moved with bevies and bleeped his favorite . . Beavis!/
I play games with couple. .like Phineas And Ferb/
Landing trebles . .like Barca's Hleb!/
I lay deathly trap. .to quiet Mickey Mouse/
Multiple barz within reach. .I live in Clubhouse/
Mastered the skills that Samurai Jack!/
Deciphered codes. .this cipher, i've hacked!/
Yu Yu Hakusho when translated means I burnt his Ghost Files/
Then I spar drops .now its a River nile/
I void path, but Make Way For Noddy/
Pingu with BBpins girls pass me/
I rewrote this will, son. .cuz Danny Phantom/
Punching keys. .black and white. .with finger thumb!/
I pen Hercules,. . yours Tom And Jerry Classics/
I rule oversea and deep waters . .like King Of The Hill Squidbillies/
My experience, most researched. .im Real like Adventures Of Jonny Quest/
I stay in front like your chest!/
I ball fulltime. . compete not. .I complete in minim and beat extras!/
In a different zone entirely. .they feeling auras!/
I capture cardcaptors. . frail fate!/
Don't wait to delay. . I slay stays!/
I spit star lite that bright night!/
Hit tight rhyme . .I rhyme tight!/
1st class airline. .my barz dubbed!/
Flap laps . . ace races. .its I Ouran High School Host Club!!/

are you rapping or shouting which one?
Ibime come see o. Lwkmd

Im copping Zulu cheddar/ taking hoes in twos . . Toyin and Nuella/
In S.A . .ladies blow me . . like Vuvuzela/
Im bad news for him . . like a sack letter/ you off balance and Im on a higher lever/
My punchlines gives him more blackouts than naija's Nepa/
Y'll cant lock horns/ aint seen a contender . .not one/
My arms up . .meaning . . Im a top gun/
This sick son/ can kill for real fun/ so better make a quick run/
If I wordplay Wallace style. . Its a BIG Pun/
I come hard to the core/ One jab and his jaw just tore/
I wear an attire when I battle . .thats a 'tug' of war/
You just a lil hater/ hating on the progress of a hit maker/
He a padlock nigga . .and im a key player/
If rap was a race . . he comes last/ ya rhymes lack connection . .they only just flash/
So I'll blow with a siamese explosion . .its a twin bomb blast/

buccal: nah, yoke

i could have talked!

realsammie: even u wey no get sense..sensen't u?
@poster.I laugh well well..laughn't i

mugu . . A fool at 44!

realsammie: c dis one which garri u get wey someone dey put sand. sand..ashi like u...metcheew

no weapon fashioned against my yansh shall prosper.

realsammie: hi dully

bia are you gäy or what? Whats all these stalking for?

Mtcheew

realsammie: they must be from ur village

mugu you no go respect your old age abi? You go enter 42 this year and you still dey mumu yaself!

Free madness

tanimz: ^^

my love

izenco2005: Delet ur eyes from readin

you need serious help!

ebamma: by this i mean to say that
that no nigerian man can
brag and say that the wife
he married had all the
qualities he always
wanted in a wife,our
women are like
consolation prizes, since
we can't win the three
main prizes,we manage
the consolation prize

na so craze dey start?

Where is the joke?

@op
and you call this a joke?

Na joke be this?

ogorluv: I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.

Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"

I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, she's an optician." [/i][i]

all these happened at 5:56am? Hmmm!! Na wa !!