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I wish Liverpool would make a move for him sef.

diluminati: I wont be surprised if this statement with no verifiable source makes the homepage.

and it did!

onila: bcus u proposed 2 her
u expect her 2 fuc-k u
dumbass!

i like this!

You proposed to a woman you dont know that much?

This topic was started last year and it made the front page six months later?

kayswag100: NIGERIA VS. bRAZIL

. . .56th minute:
Hameed Adio: . . . AND robinho dribbles Taiwo (hw could taiwo have allowed that?) AND he dribbles Yobo too (yobo should have cleared the ball!) AND he dribbles Enyeama. . .
Eeeeeeeeeeh? They have scored US o!

this one done comot for commentary, na comedy be this

Blackteeth: Look at posters criticising as if they can produce a writing pen. What marvelled me is that women invented the ball while our ladies in naija are still begging for recharge cards.

lwtmb

Andre Uweh: http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/06/19/3185338/wigan-reject-ridiculous-chelsea-offer-for-moses

May be Chelsea will continue with the pursuit of Brown Ideye and hapu ya aka (Moses).

why on earth did goal.com describe the move as ridiculous? Mtchew

Chelsea in a shocking 10m move for victor moses!

dj5naira: Better buckle and brace up. .

Better buckle and brace up/ or get blazed up/ with stray shots/
Ya rhymes suck . .like tape worms/
Stick to your day job/ or Ill make you stay fuck3d/John Conner . .best retire/
Your rubber bullets never fired/
I top the 'polls' . . like nepa wires/
I cut his parts/ for talking trash/
You low lives cant reach my peak . .its an uphill task/
I rap with clear cut dexterity/ and he drops flared up ignominy . . . /
. . .they wont attract a FAN . .like naijas airport authority/
Im shoving lexicals/that itch his face like a skin scorching eczema/
Ma raps make more points than ellipsis . .its a recurring decimal/
You'll know im ill to the bone/ drop ya rollex . . on my pallace . .and watch the throne/
I never could make for the past tense . .of throw . . I de-throne/
Ya mother knows/ I murder foes/
Im more drugs than the doc prescribed . .overdose/
More higher than the dawgs with roll with . . Im over those/
Just ask him to lay low/ like Joachim Low/ make attempt/ . . . to raise ya head/ I'll take my pen . . ./ and give him several stabs . .till hes laid to rest/
I've been in this game before you . .like letter s/
Grab the advice/ I dont talk twice . . /
Better take ya time . . Or Ill spin ya neck . .anti clockwise/

mikuz: I son clowns like a foster home/ so low ya tone/ and hold ya own/
Plus your rhymes no more Interest . . . .
You're an unwanted player . .on a loan/
I sack like firing squads/ tie him up/ . . and light him up/
Ground him . .till hes rhymes get flawed/
I p¡mp fine babes/ the type who grace high ways/
Pluck his eyes . . and turn his romantic engagements . .to blind dates/
I spit biblical orations/ that attract liturgical ovations/
and my verses 'make the cut' . . like real surgical operations/
While you looming in penury/ Im looting the treasury/
Buying houses with high Gates . . and farouking the territory/
This low brother/ spit squalid bars from his phone browser/
Hes rhymes too grimy . .give him a Soap Opera/
I dont act up . .or need a costume to start the action/ but hes dazed the way Im blasting cannons/ at him . . .
. . .in a dramatic fashion/
Its really a responsibility to mic check/ with typed texts/ and rhyme best . . ./
I stuff cash in drawers . .cos the buck stops in my desk/
Ya daughter doesnt stay in a convent/ yes? . . .
Then I'll scale through ya small fence/ and make for ya flat . . . that you got new on short rent/
To disvirgin her on ya library furniture . . even if its a table of contents/
I hope Ibime has heard/ he should upgrade his verse/
I still remain the king with no subjects . .like phrasal verbs/

hehehe . . .

Ibime used that bar as his signature

Please somebody should tell stephen keshi to start watching uero 2012. Someone should show the players these tapes. Why in heaven's name can't we play like them? Don't tell me anything about giving them time to blend and all that because if the players have it in them and are told to play like that,what would stop them from doing so?if they are told to play tip tap till they get to the opponent's penalty area would they say no? Is this problem from the coaches or the players or both? Why should a country like Nigeria struggle to beat the likes of Namibia,Rwanda and Malawi? Countries we ought to wallop 3-5 goals on a very good day, whether na home or away. Take an instance from the french team of 2010 that went to south africa,they were indeed the worst european team in that tourney if not the worst that made it to s.a. Their conduct on and off the pitch was grossly ignoble,shameful,dishonourable and . . . And . . . And Disgraceful.The super eagles even fared better than them. But take a second look at the french team of 2012 at the euros. How many years did it take them to rebuild? Once the coach came in he knew perfectly what to do,he ousted the players who had less or nothing to contribute to the team and brought in fresh robust legs. Today the french team is a combination of youthfulness and experience. A team thats likely to make it to the semifinals of the euros if not to the finals with admirable attacking football. Baring in mind that this was a country we beat 0-1 in their own turf months before the world cup. If a replica of what laurent blanc did with the team is done with the super eagles, 3rd world war go start? If the super eagles start playing like Germany or even croatia and start entertaining us obama go resign? Why do we propagate mediocrity in this country sef? How can somebody come out to say he was satisfied with the way the eagles played against rwanda on saturday? Please dont bring patriotism into this abeg, Because celebrating averageness is not a question of patriotism according to my dictionary! If we atleast a quarter of wetin spain dey play boko haram go bomb us?Like my fellow nairalander afam4eva pointed out in the nigeria vs rwanda thread, this team just dey play 'jaga jaga' football. Its like a herculean task for us to pull a string of descent passes from enyeama to the strikers. Infact its just impossible. I cant even tell the kind of football strategy/ideology/formation we are even playing. Why cant we adopt a perculiar style of play and stick to it and let the world know us for it? Why is it impossible for us to field players with world class talent and uniqueness like the likes of okocha and kanu? Why dont we have playmakers,skillful guys and match winners in our team? Does it mean that no single naija footballer can bend a freekick around the 18 yard box? Has football died a natural death in nigeria or what? Is anybody seeing what I am seeing?

I just tire oh. Whats my business in liking the topics people i follow like?

Naija media sef. Should he had expressed joy towards it? I knew a thread like this could make the FP. Smh.

Reference: Yes it is. 38 matches. No break. Check your facts.

guy you well so? Which facts huh? Almost all the leagues in europe play 38 matches !

Reference: Yes. Almost singlehandedly kept the gunners in europe playing in the longest league in europe. He is clearly tired and jaded. I give him the benefit of a doubt.

@bold
what do you mean? Epl is the longest league in Europe? Guy where do you get your stats from?

This dutch team shockingly lacked confidence and accuracy in front of goal. Missed the likes of van brockhurst,bommel and kuyt.

Ibime: End ya career. . . soon as I log on WINDOWS. . . it's ya curtain call/

This is what is known as dop3ness. Most netcees would use 2-3 lines to word that for it to make sense, but he did it in one line!!

Ibime: I son clowns like a foster home/

I son clowns like a foster home/ so low ya tone/ and hold ya own/
Plus your rhymes no more Interest . . . .
You're an unwanted player . .on a loan/
I sack like firing squads/ tie him up/ . . and light him up/
Ground him . .till hes rhymes get flawed/
I p¡mp fine babes/ the type who grace high ways/
Pluck his eyes . . and turn his romantic engagements . .to blind dates/
I spit biblical orations/ that attract liturgical ovations/
and my verses 'make the cut' . . like real surgical operations/
While you looming in penury/ Im looting the treasury/
Buying houses with high Gates . . and farouking the territory/
This low brother/ spit squalid bars from his phone browser/
Hes rhymes too grimy . .give him a Soap Opera/
I dont act up . .or need a costume to start the action/ but hes dazed the way Im blasting cannons/ at him . . .
. . .in a dramatic fashion/
Its really a responsibility to mic check/ with typed texts/ and rhyme best . . ./
I stuff cash in drawers . .cos the buck stops in my desk/
Ya daughter doesnt stay in a convent/ yes? . . .
Then I'll scale through ya small fence/ and make for ya flat . . . that you got new on short rent/
To disvirgin her on ya library furniture . . even if its a table of contents/
I hope Ibime has heard/ he should upgrade his verse/
I still remain the king with no subjects . .like phrasal verbs/

hehehe . . .

bodejohn: ...Supporting mediocrity is not patriotism, it is foolishness! The team needs to improve.

exactly ! Well said. Saying things the way they are doesnt mean you are being unpatriotic! So because I love my country i should allow mediocrity to strive? Hell no!

afam4eva: Is we eventually qualify for the nations and world cup, Keshi should take the team to the nations cup while a dutch or Iberian coach should be called to take the eagles to the world cup. The super eagles need to start entaining us.

entertainment! Thats what football is meant for! No be only about goals.

sleakid: Yhu slow to progress like ya 2go star../
old vets dont test a d0pe master../
yhu aint coming (c-u-ming) up/ b!tch niqqa stop phuckin wit mah star/
I hit ur mouth/ coz u suck lyk ur girl's t!t/
take off ya teeth/ now u stop biting lines like a hungry n!tw!t/...
Puttin my name in ya flow../ is tha only d0pe line u know/
but how u gon drive us mad/ when the only time u took a ride is foolin yaself ontop d ho's pus-sy/
In diz rapsh!t,/ i stay fly and "fit" like colabo/
U sure aint messing wit diz being/ ur flow wack/ dumber dan mr.bin/:
So best kip ur style to urself cos ur "source" of inspiration must be 4rm tomato/
ur wordies aint on point/ phuck James.. Dey blunt/ dey aint tight lyk a ho's coint/
i split myself into 4/ now u've just met-ah-four/ and my bars "strong" like dish....
Wat u think am metal for?/
But the lines u spit;/ like being a lyrical architect wit more blueprints dan jigga/ that wasnt a metaphor./
See i ball lyk blues so phuck ur band/ and the ground yhu stand/
rip off ur veins/ take ur blood to a marketer lyk its "red blood cells" for a grand/

Take off ur b!tch's clothes/ straff her on code/
then i remote her feelings like she's my decoder/
she acts strange... Niqqy too dumb to decode her/
in FFR, u script bars like DBR/ But i "do-me" like psquare/
see? U aint real in here/ so like "yung6ix" ur hustle's taking u "no where"/
i could go on & on switching flows/ but like tyson, a blow is a enuf 4 a dawg wit stupid ego/
so get my name off ur mouth before i add an elbow...
Phucker..

guy no need trading endless mumu bars . Call me out in a thread and let the votes tell! Simples

We never play games like unused subs/ we screw cops/ with bull dogs/who spot Muftis or uniforms . . .
Shhh . make some noise . . and get killed with 2 shots!/
In Freestlyes . . or Butterfly . .ya metaphor/ will never soar/
You cant rap beyond wackness . . so what you going meta for?/
We sharp brethren/
but he tryna be blunt . . saying I bite lyrics . . without reference/
Its apparent . . I father him across borders . . Trans-Parent/
You not ill . .this verse should be your major adherence/you fake your appearance/ cos you aint sure of who you are . .
I put ya prioties on a weighing machine . .its called a scale-of-preference/
I spring rhymes like fountains/ but this nigga be found wanting/
'Whet' ya appetite . .my lyrics . . are mouth watering/
The word plays you draft is trash/ you need to go back to class/
Niggas dont feel what you pen/
Cos cells and sales dont compliment!/
My word plays crack you/
Jos lyrics . . Im up like Plateau/
I field Ops in . .to kick ya balls like Matthew/
^^You wont even comprehend all of that/cos it aint meant for wacks/
See we are worlds apart . . like Venus and Mars!/
With your big nose/ we wont hear your weak flows/
Niggies no send ya b¡tchy rhymes/
You switch flows/ cos your an electrician!/
You stutter lines/and I murder rhymes/
Even if you spit Blue Band on air . . You wont be Butter-fly/
No elevated b¡tching/ clearly speaking/
You wack like eating . .translated in pidgin!/

Still expecting the harvest of goals!

I ball more than Borriello/ more fly like than Aero/
Blow like windstorms in Minna to wipe ya team . . Niger tornadoes/
I blast your ego/ so any babe you p¡mping would walk from you/
She wont fall . . slipping in front of you/
I make chicks be fronting for you/ they back off . . they aint got a thing or love for you/
and I rock . .catch me in a Park . .where I be Linkin' ho's two on two!/
You numb . . and I bring the encore . . like Im that Brooklyn nigga/
Lyrical architect . . with more blueprints than Jigga/
So if I say Im so fhucking Savage . .doesnt mean am smooching Tiwa!/
Niggas taking lame shots at this huge looking killer/ but I aint coming at them/
They lines boring and erred/ with nothing to cheer/
Engage ya whorè with the flow . . Thats a current affair!!/
Im rocking wears/ that these uptown girls admire . . Jukun and Hausa/
You wont own a Carrot Jean . . unless you got a fruit on ya trouser/
I got more 'scents' than Frangrance . . guess you know/ stashing Yens . . and writing cheques in Euros/
I unite guys like the whites . . Western Union/
I spit religious like ma hoods parish/
But Im troublesome . . could bring war on two catechists/ sparking fire like few matches/
No communism son. . Im quite quarrelsome . . Im a Feudalist!/
Ma punches . . make you feel you were beaten by school bandits/
The nigga aint the sh¡t . . he just stooling/
But they cheer my lines cos Im fly . .and ya rhymes are what they Boeing/

javalove: Is there a relationship between monarch and "Pass the mic jor" - HELL NO. . .!

Is there a relationship between "Muna" and "Pass the mic jor" - HELL YES. . .!



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

yeah right. Track reminds me of contraction.

omenziate: Ma nigga wit big big jeans, wen u go buy car jare. Baba u better go feature wizkid , davido, iceprince , M-I. et al [/b]and leave all dose overdose and terry d rapman o. [b]Nobody sends ur rap prowess o, if u dey form hardcore, go brooklyn or bronx .

see wetin person dey type for public forum.you're entitled to your own opinion doesnt mean you should abuse it!

javalove: "Shout out to Muna, but I won't pass the mic jor"

Did you hear the bolded. . .? Does it sound like Modenine was dissing her?


#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

sounded like monarch

shadrach77: is it me or is tuface on the backup of the song?

it wasn't a backup. Didnt you hear Lagbaja's too?

Download links?