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jim jones: this cat should give up already. "i'm this, i'm that.." sick of them shit lines. tell us something new. self-deluded piece of crap. who dash you number one spot? you mr, are the most unmemorable nigerian rapper ever. you put out a track, and a couple hours later nobody remembers it. go do another fookin song about ASSnal, fatman.

you're probably the most primitive human ive seen on nairaland. I guess you're just coming from the village right? You think say we still dey for stone age? Homo erectus! If you dont understand a thang from those lines why dont you keep listening to your wizkid and davido?

On Tuesday Redknapp, who was heavily linked with the England job before the Football Association opted for Roy Hodgson , denied speculation that he had resigned.
Redknapp, 65, had a year lefton his contract but reportedlyfailed to agree a new deal with chairman Daniel Levy.
The former West Ham, Portsmouth and Southampton manager has now left the London club.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18436663

booqee: For me, na bank account sure pass!

na moiney go kill you

I wish it was 'Governor Uduaghan kidnapped'

lilkech: Dis one na fairy tale abi home video abi advice?

some of the above.

[quote author=Olu'femi Abbey];DGuy, you try no be small, smalln't it? Hahahahahahahaha! The best joke I've read today, todayn't it?[/quote]wetin concern dollars with this joke?
Read my yoke
https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

So na joke be this?
Read my yoke
https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

Smh.
Read my yoke
https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

@op,
please this is jokes section better go to support section.
Read my yoke
https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

Is this a yoke?
Read my yoke
https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

Great joke!
Read my yoke
https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

gidjah: Gr8 jokes bro, but wot about mairuwa and wheel barrows from abokis in d street??hahahaha!!

only you dey talk and onlý you dey laugh . .na so craze dey start.
Read my yoke
https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

@op please this is jokes section and not madness section!
Read my yoke
https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

Nice creativity but too long!
Read my yoke
https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

Haha . .old but still funny! Read my yoke - https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

Expect a harvest of goals and reap high blood pressure

Yield: THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

it is

[quote author=bashy_demy]Nice joke OP, But you forget to look out from the window of your house to avoid plane crashing into you your building while your inside.[/quote]hehehehehe

3rd Verse
Tears in my cheeks when no tear should scroll/
cos I was in same room when her arms got cold/
See in our block all we do is roll/
Till we all got bricks on our homes/
He got a calling in rap . .you'll should hold/
You'll Decode . .if a Star Comes Ill glow/
Mitchel Obi flow . . I got a master's balls/
Plaster thoughts/ I could hurt your guts/
These words aint like Bolts see?/
They more highly rated than Gabrselassie/
My pen and lyrics are all I've gat/
What you got for me . .blow or spats/
You gonna Punch me ? . .nigga I can dodge The Sun/
Thank Jah for seeing This Day . . and for his son/
Im fast enough to put The Nation on the run/

2nd verse
Sleak heads be hating/ cos the thread i be blazing/
Djs and hood vets hail me/ in the verses I be phrasing/
I drop down a dop3 verse to stay flyer/
They critisizing me for a biter . .but they claim Im tighter/
Im numero uno/ dudes know/
In FFR/ that Ill be back to/script bars/ like Dbr/
In details/ I wanted to type like Ibime/
But I handle bars right . . And since I've being balling like Sidibe/
When I derail . .you'll would get to see me fail/
Rhyme with real perception . . desert from what seems real fake/
Cos I know with that Ill be up for big fame/
We as netcees should work on the things we lack/
Cos I cant help the upcoming if Im lyrically wack/
So I got d0p3 to school 'em . .thats Unilag/
So If you see me with a blue cadillac/
Just know this cat drive 'em mad/

Doing something like a freestyle on Jay z's 'Died in your arms' in memory of my mum( hoping I dont self destruct). Call it my own version of illegal music.

1st verse
Mum lied/ she died/ didnt know she saw hell/
Between her doing plane trips . . and me tripping fuck3d girls/
Please put that in a dug well/
kneeling in my cubicle . .rather than in the front the church priest/
praying she forgives me/
In these words . .I lost my shine/
like damn . .her smile . . looked just like mine/
So mum please forgive me for the wrongs that I did you/
It was all my fault . . you left this soon/
still in this hellish school/ that Dad led me to/
That Gift and ya last daughter have all blend into/
I had swore to . .never make the err I did with you/
So save my face in heaven . .until these eyes meet you/

Mtchew

Another Okija: Because of poor Education..

Imagine a graduate calling Stadia, staduims.. #Gbagaun

you are the one who's suffering from poor education cos 'stadiums' is also same as 'stadia'

Unbelievable! Rick Ross killed it! See delivery!!! What a song!!

This is exciting… another massive collaboration from P-Square and with their Konvict Muzik and Universal Music Group affiliations, the possibilities seem endless. Here’s their new video for “Beautiful Onyinye Remix” featuring the Maybach Music Group frontman, Rick Ross, with cameos from Akon and May D.
http://www.bellanaija.com/2012/06/12/bn-video-premiere-p-square-feat-rick-ross-beautiful-onyinye-remix/

ogugua88: Lol. I truly wonder. I don't know how he's toured Canada already.

you're joking right?

soe: Guyz...reason...d national assembly has d right to honour nigerians who have made us proud...mikel has shown dat we r a good people great nation...he deserved d honour...ask urself..what hav u.uu..uuu don for ur fatherland......rather than sit down here to envy a successful yung man

and they also have the right to ask for the increment of mikels' salary from 80k to 120k dont they?

stevo4shiz: Just one hit track?? Does that make you a star?

back when ft naeto c was a big hit too!

Bearly last week, The Dana Air Plane Crash at Iju Ishaga Area of Lagos, Thousands of Users have been Inboxing and Calling for Simple Tutorial on "How to Escape Plane Crash Travelling from Abuja toLagos".
If you're at Abuja, Boarda Plain going to London, On Getting there, Board another Plane going to Lagos, Come Down and take a Bike to your House.
Hehehehehehehe

The guy's good though his lyrics are below average. Think the success of damiduro got into his head.