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me sef need a wife and im serious.
But im cute sha.

i dey o.
How far you?
How your landlord?

strangle him to death already.what are you waiting for?
I dont advice guys to be this stingy.
You need to see my girl.
I bought her the moon.

i did bro.
No wahala!!

alright then.
I got your message bro.
One love.

Dani dont try to deny it.
You are just giving some certain ninjas the free hands to use you like a tool.
My bad.

others are laughing their asses out,enjoying themselves!
Una dey busy dey chuckle.
Mtchew!!

Araregem, so ya having a baby?
Hmm

Araregem whats that?
You missed your period or what?

and whats good about the evening?

@Otooro I just miss her bro.

hehehe

is that so?

Tanimz!!

Choi!! where da hell is Yinkalink?

Suto no mind am,
you no go die.

seeing who?

thanks Suto bobo!!
Nice!!!

concobility, is that Queens' English?

lol @ through his mind.
Suto you no go kill me for nairaland.

thats my boy

hmm

na wa o,
Ibime and Dbr drop something jor.
Na like this we go dey dey?

Back then in
boarding school,
there was this
boy that can
sense food from
any angle of the
hostel. then it got
to this brooking
part of the term
when every
student is no
longer having
much food stuff,
and everybody
cooks in hiding so
as not share the
food with others.
One fateful Saturday
morning I and my
friend Thom were
cooking yam, and
behold as the
yam was about to
get cooked alas!!!!
Came Sam(Mr.
Long throat)
Confused i asked
my friend to meet
him outside so as
to prevent him
from geting close
to the boiling
YAM. When the
yam was finally prepared
and my friend
wanted to pass
the massage to
me but looking
for a suitable way
of doing it in
order to prevent
Sam from
understanding,
the following
conversation
happened
between us:
Thom: (Came to
me and gave me a
light blow on the
head saying): See
ur your head like
yam don done.
Me: (I Looked at
him with anger
saying): See your
mouth like chop
am remain for me
Sam: (Being a
real master in the
LONG THROAT
ACT) Replied: See
Una leg like make
we go chop am
together.
Lol

Suto who abused him?
Nothing person no go see today!!

you are much relieved now right?
Good.

One love my brother.
*flips his index and middle finger*

rubbish!

oh i see

hehe,
i really missed him.
Wonder why Cool fm just stopped relaying Baba Ijebu jokes.
Nice one.

hmm
ok o

where you see Otooro for this thread?
Walahi Bunmi you are seeing things!

lol
Bunmi my man.
Thanks.
Peace to you cos ya refined!!

^^
make you no go die o!
use soap na!!