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sure sir,
but i thought you dont smoke.

yeah forgot to inscribe it!!

@utelee,
you are right!!

yeah,
1.m.i ft loose kaynon - lost
2. Mode nine - Im back
3.pheroushuz - correct rmx(choc boys version)
4.ice prince - remember
5. Terry G and mode 9 - Otis
just my top 5!!

na AGM report!!

babarazy,
are you an internet thug?

joke rating : 1.5/5
at least thats fair enough!

you want write waec?

rakel,
so you dey **** yaself when my walking stick still dey??

which section you from come here?

ok but hope say you don change that ya foam??
Cos E too dey make noise during vibration!!

hmm,
its as if you need a baby!!

i laugh in pamela anderson.
Ya neigbhours go know my name by the time i start filling the blank spaces front and back!

na my sugar cane just dey hungry you!
I ve met ya type several times, just one round and you go soji!!
Continue running ya mouth.

i love this kind of jokes!

i see,
oya gimme ya yim lemme remind you.

I thought you said i should give you my thing?
mTcheww,
if i catch you eh,
I go just handle squeez ya oranges!

Glove ke,
you didnt tell me you are a gardener!
Use ya bare hands jare!! . . .



. . .And make it snappy!!

Use ya hand collect am!!

@Rakel,
Ok thats the one inside my boxers.
Oya come and get it!!

Rakel what are you doing?

Messi -
1. Won the world footballer of the year twice and Messi was named winner of the 2009 Ballon d'Or on 1 December 2009, beating runner-up Cristiano Ronaldo by largest ever margin of 473 to 233.
2.The world's sports press drew comparisons with Maradona and messi, and the Spanish press labelled Messi as "Messidona". He ran about the same distance, 62 metres (203 ft), beat the same number of players (six, including the goalkeeper), scored from a very similar position, and ran towards the corner flag just as Maradona did in Mexico 21 years before.In a press conference after the game, Messi's team-mate Deco said: "It was the best goal I have ever seen in my life.".
3. Has scored a hat trick in an el classico!!!(the youngest player to do so)
who born ronaldo?
4. In a space of 12 months he won all the competitions his team competed in :
a. League title
b.champions league
c.world club cup
d.spanish super cup
e.copa del roy
f.uefa super cup( the first time a spanish team could do such)
5.Messi has won five La Liga titles, three Champions League titles, scoring in two of those finals, against Manchester United in both 2009 and 2011.
6.Messi became only the third player (after Gerd Müller and Jean-Pierre Papin ) to top-score in three successive European Champion Clubs' Cup campaigns.
7.Messi is the first one to win the Champions League top scorer titles for three consecutive years after Champions League changed its format in 1992.
8.Messi was the top scorer of the 2005 FIFA World Youth Championship with six goals, including two in the final game
9.in 2006, he became the youngest Argentine to play in the FIFA World Cup.
10. he won a runners-up medal at the Copa América tournament the following year. In 2008 , in Beijing , he won his first international honour, an Olympic gold medal, with the Argentina Olympic football team .(what has ronaldo won with portugal?)
11.On 27 May he helped Barcelona win the Champions League by scoring a second goal in the 70th minute giving Barcelona a two goal lead; he also became the top scorer in the Champions League, the youngest in the tournament's history, with nine goals.(ronaldo also played in that match).
12.the first Barcelona player to score back-to-back hat-tricks in La Liga.
13."Once he's on the run, Messi is unstoppable. He's the only player who can change direction at such a pace."
"He is the best player in the world by some distance. He's (like) a PlayStation. He can take advantage of every mistake we make."
-Arsène Wenger after Barcelona won 4–1 against Arsenal .
14. After two scoreless games, he scored the winner against Athletic Bilbao in which Barcelona won 2 – 1. The next week he scored the first header of the season against RCD Mallorca on a 3–0 away win.  This victory was the equalising a La Liga record set by Basque club Real Sociedad in the 1979–80 campaign with a 19 unbeaten away matches. The record was broken after three days later when Messi scored the only goal on an away victory over Valencia .
15.In a world cup match against Serbia and Montenegro in 2006, Messi became the youngest player to represent Argentina at a World Cup when he came on as a substitute for Maxi Rodríguez in the 74th minute. He assisted Hernán Crespo 's goal within minutes of entering the game and also scored the final goal in the 6–0 victory, making him the youngest scorer in the tournament and the sixth youngest goalscorer in the history of the World Cup!!
Check this statistics :
Barcelona
*. La Liga : 5
2004–05 , 2005–06 , 2008–09 , 2009–10 , 2010–11
*. Copa del Rey : 1
2008–09
*. Supercopa de España : 5
2005 , 2006 , 2009 , 2010 , 2011
*. UEFA Champions League : 3
2005–06 , 2008–09 , 2010–11
*. UEFA Super Cup : 2
2009 , 2011
*. FIFA Club World Cup : 2
2009 , 2011
Argentina
*. FIFA U-20 World Cup : 1
2005
*. Olympic Gold Medal : 1
2008
Individual
*. FIFA Ballon d'Or : 1
2010
*. Ballon d'Or : 1
2009
*. FIFA World Player of the Year : 1
2009
*. FIFA Team of the Year : 3
2008 , 2009 , 2010
*. U-21 European Footballer of the Year : 1
2007
*. La Liga Player of the Year : 3
2009 , 2010 , 2011
*. LFP Best Player : 3
2009 , 2010 , 2011
*. LFP Best Forward : 3
2009 , 2010 , 2011
*. La Liga top goalscorer : 1
2010
*. Copa del Rey top goalscorer : 1
2011
*. La Liga Foreign Player of the Year : 3
2007 , 2009 , 2010
*. La Liga Ibero-American Player of the Year : 4
2007 , 2009 , 2010 , 2011
*. European Golden Shoe : 1
2010
*. UEFA Champions League top goalscorer : 3
2009 , 2010 , 2011
*. UEFA Best Player in Europe Award : 1
2011
*. UEFA Club Footballer of the Year : 1
2009
*. UEFA Champions League Forward of the Year : 1
2009
*. UEFA Champions League Final Man of the Match : 1
2011
*. UEFA Champions League Final Fans' Man of the Match : 2
2009 , 2011
*. UEFA Team of the Year : 3
2008 , 2009 , 2010
*. Footballer of the Year of Argentina : 5
2005 , 2007 , 2008 , 2009 , 2010
*. FIFPro World Player of the Year : 2
is this who you compare with Ronaldo?

can you imagine!!

i see,
where have you been all this while?

i saw two actually,
but which is yours?
Give me its description.

here,
inside my boxers!!

rakel,
how far?

stewdio,
jokes section will really miss you!!
Adieu papa,
*sobs*

igodo migodo of love fm?
That guy don dey go places !!

*hands her the menu list*
please make ya order.

Ajibel you have started hallucinating!!