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Jokes Etc › Re: He's Not Serious To Die by mikuz(m): 9:56pm On Dec 18, 2011
Stewdio,
since the 10th of december, you've posted 5 jokes about suicides!
What's ya plan na?
You sure say we go see you come 2012?

grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 9:53pm On Dec 18, 2011
Na craze dey worry you so!
Shey na for my body you dey power abi?
Dem don tell you say you get strength,say you na strong guy, you dey believe dem; you no know say na rumour!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 8:50pm On Dec 18, 2011
mumu!!
i dey shift small make you balance well, so that you go see space to take throw the punches hard!
Sports › Re: Andre Dede Ayew Is BBC African Footballer Of 2011 by mikuz(m): 8:03pm On Dec 18, 2011
Yeah right.
Good for him!!
Sports › Re: Goals From Nigerians All Over The World by mikuz(m): 7:57pm On Dec 18, 2011
Ok
Jokes Etc › Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 7:52pm On Dec 18, 2011
Studio,
you dey fear this small boy?
You can beat him up na!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Classic Funny Joke. I Swear Dis Is Not Copy And Paste! Check It Out. :d by mikuz(m): 7:33pm On Dec 18, 2011
Look at me and look at trouble o!

Stewdio,
did i come online for you?
Ever since you started spreading the news to whoever cared to listen that i am plotting to kill you because of the best poster poser election, i have suddenly become choosy with regards to the words i channel to you. . .
Please o!
I and Booqee(the angel of my life) just got engaged.
I want her to fully enjoy me; at least for the time being!

Thanks!
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Music Dominance Leads To Shelving Of Mtv Base Awards 2011 by mikuz(m): 7:18pm On Dec 18, 2011
The gist really holds water!
Music/Radio › Re: Akon Signs P-square, 2face & Wizkid To Konvict Music by mikuz(m): 7:15pm On Dec 18, 2011
Great news!
Just great!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Classic Funny Joke. I Swear Dis Is Not Copy And Paste! Check It Out. :d by mikuz(m): 6:55pm On Dec 18, 2011
Studio have you started yet again?
If i talk now, na 'report to moderator' link you go rush!!
*reserves comment*
hmm!!
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 6:51pm On Dec 18, 2011
;d
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wigan Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On Saturday December 17, 2011 by mikuz(m): 6:49pm On Dec 18, 2011
I thought i promised chelseabmw one bottle.
Why is the chelsea fan nowhere to be found?
Sports › Re: Goals From Nigerians All Over The World by mikuz(m): 6:45pm On Dec 18, 2011
17/11/2011

Blackburn 1 - 2 West brom
[Westbrom] 89' Osaze (1:2)

my boy is back!!
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 6:25pm On Dec 18, 2011
*almost drops dead*
thank Gods its offside!
*relieved*
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 6:23pm On Dec 18, 2011
Goal!!!!!!!!!
Silva is the man!!
What a magnificient strike from the spaniard!!!
*adjusts his oxygen tank*
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 6:18pm On Dec 18, 2011
@jackpot
NWB 101 is a great suggestion, Dani put it into thought!

@ajibel
if ya not tired of seeing trashy scribes from 8 year olds,me i don tire!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Classic Funny Joke. I Swear Dis Is Not Copy And Paste! Check It Out. :d by mikuz(m): 6:12pm On Dec 18, 2011
Sweetheart,
already added you.
Ok 'come' online now make we talk.
Baby its IKENNA121
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 6:07pm On Dec 18, 2011
*grabs an oxygen tank, plugs it on his nostrils and continues with the match*
Omg!! Aguero has killed me!!! What a miss!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 5:48pm On Dec 18, 2011
@ajim bell
if you want something,you have to be ready to make a sacrifice to get it!
I guess you can see,The brats are making the section too boring for the real jokers.

I hope dani is listening here!
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 5:42pm On Dec 18, 2011
Whats all these??
Man city give me one goal,
At least in this first half!
Is that something too much too ask?
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 5:37pm On Dec 18, 2011
*ignores ajibel
and concentrates on the arsenal v man city match!!*
jeez!! Just imagine!!
AGuero is an id.i.ot!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 5:30pm On Dec 18, 2011
@Ajibel
no doubt, the problem lies with these little kids.

A structure should be put in place to restrict the kids from making it to this section.
With that,believe you me, you go see improvement bro!!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil 9 - 4 (COPA Lagos 2011) by mikuz(m): 5:24pm On Dec 18, 2011
Okotx you no dey watch arsenal match?

Goal!!
Nig 5 - 4 bra
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On Sunday December 18 2011 by mikuz(m): 5:22pm On Dec 18, 2011
Yes oh!
3 points!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Classic Funny Joke. I Swear Dis Is Not Copy And Paste! Check It Out. :d by mikuz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 18, 2011
^^
stop that rubbish!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 5:12pm On Dec 18, 2011
@ajibel,
and the thread about answering questions with questions!

But how do you expect this section to strive in that aspect?

When the likes of donkollione and bin grabgo keep spamming every thread with their childish scribes?
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(op): 5:03pm On Dec 18, 2011
@Ajim bell
what are you doing?
Ya not the only one am serving here!
Will you stop confusing me?
Which one do you want exactly?
The kondo tea or agege bread??

How much are you even paying me sef?
Jokes Etc › Re: Multiple Ids In Jokes Section! by mikuz(m): 4:41pm On Dec 18, 2011
Ajibel,
whats ya own?
Jokes Etc › Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 4:38pm On Dec 18, 2011
Make una no fight here o!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On Sunday December 18 2011 by mikuz(m): 4:34pm On Dec 18, 2011
66th minute!
Please we need another goal!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On Sunday December 18 2011 by mikuz(m): 4:29pm On Dec 18, 2011
Shervey is an I.di.ot!!
How could he had missed that sitter?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On Sunday December 18 2011 by mikuz(m): 4:23pm On Dec 18, 2011
Oh no!!
Not the woodwork again!!
We've hit it 17 times this season already!!

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