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Jokes Etc › Re: Secret Service Lol by mikuz(op): 6:23am On Oct 06, 2011
Gbam!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Naija Blood by mikuz(m): 6:19am On Oct 06, 2011
^ it seems you're newhoney bee!
Jokes Etc › Re: Cute Pics! by mikuz(m): 6:14am On Oct 06, 2011
@jack
Nah!
I'm a principled man!!
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question. by mikuz(m): 9:38pm On Oct 05, 2011
So it is true?
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question by mikuz(m): 9:35pm On Oct 05, 2011
Why would you be asked?
Forum Games › Re: Words That End With "tion" by mikuz(m): 9:30pm On Oct 05, 2011
Altercation
Forum Games › Re: 3words Per Post: Part 4 by mikuz(m): 9:28pm On Oct 05, 2011
A stupid answer!
Forum Games › Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by mikuz(m): 9:23pm On Oct 05, 2011
My mum
Music/Radio › Re: Who's Got Lyrics: Ruggedman Or Modenine? by mikuz(m): 9:14pm On Oct 05, 2011
This topic would drag till eternity!!
A typical case of biggy and pac!
Music/Radio › Re: Which Song Do We Listen To Now,since Almost Every Artiste Is Now A Member Of Illuminati by mikuz(m): 9:09pm On Oct 05, 2011
Even gospel artistes aint left out!
Jokes Etc › Re: What U Gonna Do? by mikuz(m): 8:51pm On Oct 05, 2011
I go slap una "two" join!
Oya go call am "dem" come!!
Jokes Etc › Secret Service Lol by mikuz(op): 8:42pm On Oct 05, 2011
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him,"You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service." lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes -updated by mikuz(m): 8:39pm On Oct 05, 2011
^ lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Cute Pics! by mikuz(m): 8:05pm On Oct 05, 2011
Brother any chap can have kids without getting married!!
Jokes Etc › Re: What U Gonna Do? by mikuz(m): 7:58pm On Oct 05, 2011
*slaps bin*
Jokes Etc › Re: Evict One Poster From Jokes Section. by mikuz(m): 7:53pm On Oct 05, 2011
Take it easy!
Jokes Etc › Re: System Problems by mikuz(m): 6:29pm On Oct 05, 2011
Then what are you waiting for?
Ok here's the download link : http://jokerecycler.google.com/tricycle8.1.html/
It's a must-have for you!!
Hyper-highly recommended!!
You need to install that software!
Quote : "Due to the numerous bugs encountered by the teeming users of this trilling software on the previous version,Google has launched the new Tricycle 8.1 software with amazing features like : Jokesbot 5.2 beta,Jokes crawler 9.0!, Together with Lame Jokes eraser 16.5!"

(c) Google 2032
Jokes Etc › Re: Computers Masculine Or Feminine by mikuz(m): 6:06pm On Oct 05, 2011
Ok for instance!
If one wishes to find the joke "unfunny" how would he/she view it?
From a 3D or HD view or what?
Jokes Etc › Re: What U Gonna Do? by mikuz(m): 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2011
Yes na!! Try am . . . Test am with ya pikin naa!!

Note : Make sure the child is below 6 months oh!
Jokes Etc › Re: Naugthy Man by mikuz(m): 5:44pm On Oct 05, 2011
Watch it tonyfredfried

Before i become solely responsible for giving you the beating of ya life ok?
Haba! You have to give me that respect;If not for anything but for at least for sponsoring your nursery education!!
Jokes Etc › Re: A Place To Be After Heartbreak by mikuz(m): 5:30pm On Oct 05, 2011
Hmm . . . Lysaa my love how are you?
Long time no see talk "smushy smushy!!"
Jokes Etc › Re: Cute Pics! by mikuz(m): 5:24pm On Oct 05, 2011
Yeah responsibility responsibilities!
Hoho marriage ke!!
I aint getting married until am 50 oh!!
I aint meant to love/
That's my configuration from above/
What' mean?
Phones › Re: Mtn New Mobile Internet Plans by mikuz(m): 5:12pm On Oct 05, 2011
Please would these work on my nokia blackberry iphone?
Jokes Etc › Re: Wtf? by mikuz(m): 12:56am On Oct 05, 2011
Ok i'm going to do that now!
Celebrities › ‘ruggedman Stole Shoe Designs’, ‘i Did Not’ – Rapper Insists by mikuz(op): 12:36am On Oct 05, 2011
A few weeks ago, we reported that Nigerian controversial rapper Michael Stephen better known as Ruggedman had re-packaged his 20th September Wear (or T.S.W ) with an array of shoes and accessories. Well, there might just be some more controversy for the rapper as allegations of design theft have been thrown at him.
Source : http://www.thenetng.com/2011/10/04/ruggedman-stole-shoe-designs-i-did-not-rapper-inisists/
Politics › Us Is A Cancer, Abdulmutallab Tells Court by mikuz(op): 12:28am On Oct 05, 2011
JURY selection began on Tuesday in the mid western American city of Detroit for the trial of Umar Farouk Abdulmu-tallab, a Nigerian accused of trying to blow up a United States Detroit-bound airliner on Christ-mas Day in 2009.
Source : http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/29183-us-is-a-cancer-abdulmutallab-tells-court
Music/Radio › Ice Prince Unveils Album Cover by mikuz(op): 12:19am On Oct 05, 2011
[img]http://3.bp..com/-JEYrNh7vZlk/TotjyD9HJcI/AAAAAAAAIAk/DwQhlU355Ok/s400/everybody-loves-ice-prince-web31.jpg[/img]
The rapper just unveiled the cover of his debut album, Everybody Loves Ice Prince , which will be formally launched on Oct 9th 2011.
Source : http://lindaikeji..com/2011/10/ice-prince-unveils-album-cover.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+%2FOqshX+%28Welcome+to+Linda+Ikeji%27s+Blog%29
Sports › Siasia Replies Titi Camara by mikuz(op): 12:06am On Oct 05, 2011
HEAD Coach of the Super Eagles, Samson Siasia, has boasted that Syli National of Guinea will fall on October 8 atthe National Stadium, Abuja inthe last lap of the 2012 Nations Cup qualifier.
Source : http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/10/siasia-replies-titi-camara/
Jokes Etc › Re: System Problems by mikuz(m): 11:45pm On Oct 04, 2011
What do you mean?
Jokes Etc › Re: What U Gonna Do? by mikuz(m): 10:04pm On Oct 04, 2011
Wrong!!
Since na bouncing baby boy, em no go die!
Na bounce em go just dey bounce!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Killer Number by mikuz(m): 10:01pm On Oct 04, 2011
@op
you fit die for my hand one of these days!

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