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Iceprince used this cipher to tell us he used to be an icecream seller.

Yes o! In naija nothing is impossible! Lace that song on any danceable party beat and you don blow be that!

You're good. You should battle me.

Why were there no ph mcs? Must everything come from Lag? I mean we have better rappers down south here mehn. Double k coulda done better than sauce and Naeto jor.

Lol

^Roflmao!!
Serious?
Your flows are biscuit??

^ lol

^ are you still alive?

You're welcomed.

Lol! Nice chicken and goat joke!

El and what's that supposed to mean? What kinda statement is that? What has Christ and Simon gat to do with a reasonable number of my jokes you dobed?

Dbr what do you mean? Aint i a formidable opposition? I'm creating the thread now,20 lines each. Cool?

El please stop copying my jokes jor! Crack ya own!

Passing an exam Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump."Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered,"Well Doc, I can't swim!"

@tonic
who told you that you are a man?
So you think you're a man like me?
Who ever told you that you are a man can undoubtedly confuse the devil!!
Better face reality.

@el-rape or whatever you call yourself, shut up jor! Must you tell us you have a brown teeth? It aint compulsory to talk here please esp if you're a useless person. You chop skunk?

Okay

A couple went to an animal farm and the owner came to show them around, in the process they saw two cows mating and the wife asked the owner how many times the male(cow) mates with the female(cow) and he answered "several times."
She said "please tell that to my husband."
Then the husband asked "is it only one female cow it mates with?" the farmer replied "no." The husband said "please tell that
to my wife."

What a weekend for our football!

Oya dbr im calling you out. Let's battle!

So?

@look j what do you know
@op
Hahahaha! Nice (worn)one!!

Hahaha OMG!
Nice joke (silva)!

Bright so you too dey do copy and paste?

"Wonders shall never end!!"

Nice joke poster. Post jokes that are synonimous to this please

@ode pepo
what kind of talk is that?
How many jokes have you posted in this forum?
I dey ask you!
@mod
please lock out ode from this site;and please don't forget to lock out NAIRALAND from his brain too!!
Please do me that favour.

Let's give him more time please.

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Dirtdyt bin don jazz you abi?

Which folks?

Recycled but still ok!