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Is that so?

Lol!
I bet that guy is igboibo!!
nice joke!!

I gat more responsibilities now bro!!
AND HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

[quote author=D.A.V.E link=topic=766912.msg9276238#msg9276238 date=1317755365]^so pple now get terry geeed!!! Wow[/quote]and how come you haven't heard it?

Haha!! Nice one!!

Mtcheww. . .Copy and tooth paste!!

*grabs his grandpas' pair of spectacles but still couldn't locate the joke
. . . Mikuz angrily gives the poster a dirty slap and beats him to a plup!*

El !! It aint by force!!

Hahahaha!!
Nice one!!!
THE MAIL MAN WAS RUNNING THINGS!!
Now the poor man knows better!

These lame jokers are really forcing my hands!!

@op
You must have gotten yourself terry geeed!!

Some joke posters here need to be boko Haramed!

Joke funny or unfunny?

@op
Your recycler 7.0 is kinda faulty and outdated!
Breaking News : Tricycle 8.1 has been launched!
Have you seen it?

Guy on nairaland post *some text is missing*

What's this?

Well i would go into the house and dress my self up before coming outside to catch your baby!

And @naijawapp

Kelly handsome - im a ruler.mp3

http://nigerianwap.tk/site_79.xhtml?&get-file=830&get-dir=6

Song was done in 30 minutes!

http://nigerianwap.tk/site_79.xhtml?&get-file=830&get-dir=6

*smiling happily at bin*

Haha!! Nice one!!!

Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), South West has vowed not to enter into another negotiation with federal government on the implementation of 2009 ASUU/FGN agreement.
Source : http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/09/ASUU-vows-not-to-enter-into-negotiation-with-fg-on-2009-agreement/

Hmm

Ernieman:
HBD 2 u 2baba,more grace,strength,awards,fresh anointing and most importantly, more KIDS!

haba! What do you mean?

What's this?

Tell that to the penguins!

What's this ? Another nutcase on the prawl on what?

OMG!!
What a dry joke!
@studio
see the kind joke you dey boast of!
Mtchewww!

La liga no be league at all!

A lil poo im dropping now!!!


Haha . . . The boy is so fly . . . I breath HORROR when i spit . . . Im SKYING/
He is headed for the PLATEAU . . . UPRISING/
I'll 'tire' you here/i swear/
Mykali knows that when i strike . . . I don't 'spare'/
Ya a bad COSMETICIAN . . . Ya can't even MAKE UP ya mind!/
Ya gon' need a goal techs . . . When i put ya 'balls' on the 'line'!/
Im way OFF YOUR LEAGUE . . . You're a no MATCH/
Ya POINTLESS . . . So For you . . . I COUNT ya eggs before they hatch/
Hehe . . . Im like a parasitic plant . . . Im ruthless(rootless)/
I flow to blow out ya whole jaw and leave you toothless/
Boy!! I rock . . . Like a Linkin's Band/
I sweep ya off ya FEET/ . . .cos like God's kingdom . . . Ya de-FEAT is at hand/
Im so underground . . . Only a few know my wicked ways/
Including the devil knows i can leave ya grounded . . . Like tiger airways/
Yo im good to go . . . I make the girls stay happy . . . They call me Always Ultra/
Yes!! . . . I make ya lady go gaga when i utter/
Im a beat ya blue . . . And 'bury'/
ya 'black' Bottom . . . Now u own a blackberry!/
Ya can't be this good . . . Even if we  TRANSFER genes . . . Niggy just DE-CLINE!!!!
Ya poo make no POINT . . . Was that ya SIGNATURE? . . . Jeez! I thinks it's best ya RE-SIGN!!!/
If ya the only one BALLING . . . Im back to OVERTHROW ya . . . Am a leave ya STUCK and  DELAP-idated!!!/
Ya can't keep with time,ya backwards like anti-clockwise . . . Outdated/
Ya aint ma 'level' cos like post-graduates . . . I 'outclass'/
Call me  a Rhyming  Bishop . . . Cos I preside over rap Cathedrals like a Mass!/
Hmm . . . Ya gat a physiological Ed!/ . . . Nigga ya can never come(precipitate) hard/
My flow outta this earth/ . . . And if there's ever i lyrical movie . . . Know that im a get starred!/

It's ph city baby!!A lil poo im dropping now!!!


Haha . . . The boy is so fly . . . I breath HORROR when i spit . . . Im SKYING/
He is headed for the PLATEAU . . . UPRISING/
I'll 'tire' you here/i swear/
Mykali knows that when i strike . . . I don't 'spare'/
Ya a bad COSMETICIAN . . . Ya can't even MAKE UP ya mind!/
Ya gon' need a goal techs . . . When i put ya 'balls' on the 'line'!/
Im way OFF YOUR LEAGUE . . . You're a no MATCH/
Ya POINTLESS . . . So For you . . . I COUNT ya eggs before they hatch/
Hehe . . . Im like a parasitic plant . . . Im ruthless(rootless)/
I flow to blow out ya whole jaw and leave you toothless/
Boy!! I rock . . . Like a Linkin's Band/
I sweep ya off ya FEET/ . . .cos like God's kingdom . . . Ya de-FEAT is at hand/
Im so underground . . . Only a few know my wicked ways/
Including the devil knows i can leave ya grounded . . . Like tiger airways/
Yo im good to go . . . I make the girls stay happy . . . They call me Always Ultra/
Yes!! . . . I make ya lady go gaga when i utter/
Im a beat ya blue . . . And 'bury'/
ya 'black' Bottom . . . Now you own a blackberry!/
Ya can't be this good . . . Even if we  TRANSFER genes . . . Niggy just DE-CLINE!!!!
Ya poo make no POINT . . . Was that ya SIGNATURE? . . . Jeez! I thinks it's best ya RE-SIGN!!!/
If ya the only one BALLING . . . Im back to OVERTHROW ya . . . Am a leave ya STUCK and  DELAP-idated!!!/
Ya can't keep with time,ya backwards like anti-clockwise . . . Outdated/
Ya aint ma 'level' cos like post-graduates . . . I 'outclass'/
Call me  a Rhyming  Bishop . . . Cos I preside over rap Cathedrals like a Mass!/
Hmm . . . Ya gat a physiological Ed!/ . . . Nigga ya can never come(precipitate) hard/
My flow outta this earth/ . . . And if there's ever i lyrical movie . . . Know that im a get starred!/

It's ph city baby!!

lil poo i dropped on 2go music room.

I school you to stay on  'course'/cos/when i lecture i get more 'accredits' than a college/
Im 'enchanted' . . . All i do is WIN,Ibime knows im kinda analphabetic/be-CAUSE(curse) the boy can't spell L-O-S-E . . . Get it/
I ain't gat that knowledge/
Im slashing heads with my punches . . . I rap for leisure/
So when i fail to write my rhymes in numerals . . . I d1sf1gur3/
I ain't an Evangelist . . .  i don't outreach to the poor/
Im off the hinges like they damaged my front door/
I spit keyboard . . . Monitor me as i process facts!/
Like  Bolt . . . Best believe Mikuz run the tracks/
Ama crack ya CD . . . Till i break ya RECORD/
Slash ya balls and pour em on a chopping BOARD/
The raps i PRESENT gat toxins . . . That make you shiver/
And when i RENDER these lines . . . I DE-LIVER/
I flow like water escaping a dam(Adam) . . .  when i leave-a-pool(liverpool)!/
I ain't post nursery . . . Nigga Im high school!/
I aint man-lover but my 'tracks' are BENT . . . I put the RECORDS STRAIGHT/
The boy is HIGH . . . He gat ZODIAC lines!/though with no signs/yet i pronounce ya FATE!/
Im mad . . . Yo i 'scratched' my rolex just to 'pass' time!/
Mikuz is never BORING . . . See i can't MINE/