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^ so you have suddenly turned into a stammerer! What's se se se ose se wa wa?
And who told you seun is a confused man? See your fat head!

Not only that nairaland is one of the most visited site in the land, it also poses as the only nigerian site having a large collection of dummies or should say mentally derailed individuals who find no where else in the site to display their lunacy but in the jokes section.
@poster even if you have to post a joke that is as dry as this,can't you do it in one message? What's the splitting all about? I know you try to display your madness wherever you find yourself but i will appreciate it if you make jokes section an exception please.
Thanks.

Wtf?? It's so hard to believe someone would log in to a forum site like nairaland and post a joke as old as this! Jeez! It's not by force to post a joke na. Even if you're that desperate to post one,i'd rather you use google or enter any jokes site,do a copy and paste of whatever dry joke you have for us and leave it like that,i mean that would at least be better. Do we look like fools to you? How dare you come online and post a 1980 joke for us to read? Mind ya self o! No just provoke me!!

Nice use of English. Hope that's the way you speak as well. You're really good! Keep it up!! Wole Soyinka hasn't seen anything yet.

Ok then,looking forward to your "craZzy" jokes!

El hope you are coming up with something better. Looking forward to the part 2 man.

Newbribe for once i agree with you on this one,El and jackpot are really keeping it real in this section.wonder what jokes section would have done without them. Those guys have got talent mehn. Me think they can compete with the likes of klint and basketmouth(una don reconcile?). 'nough respect to yinkalink and synthesis how could i forget him. That guy has got raw and mad talent eh!! Where the hell is he?
Studio is good but most times he allows stupidity take a better part of him. Studio you don't have to make yourself look stupid and more or less idi.o.tic to make yourself funny all in the name of "this is jokes section"
Bin? I know this guy would never change even if all the registered members of nairaland come here to comment about his waywardness. This guy has a spiritual problem, i mean he's mentally deranged spiritually. He needs a very strong spiritualist to cure him(no offence intended).
Where the hell is efe and lysaa?

^ abeg close that your brown teeth.

Studio sharap dia!

@op are you possessed?

and also be with you!

bashy wetin concern you?

Studio so you're a rapist?
Choi ! Na busybody i pity sha!

Hahahaha! Nice joke!

Brainless what's your own?

Tell that to the hawks

Soon you would starting laughing with your mouth and eyes closed.

^ you brush this morning at all? Haba!!

*Enemies must die*

^ why you dey use indirect way to tell us say you dey baff only once a day?

How come the joke is not here?

Haha! Lol

Tani come over to my place. That's what i mean! Copy?

75' GOAL! Madagascar 0-2 Nigeria
Nsofor picks up the ball on the left channel and there looks to be no danger from 30 yds. Then he unloads, and the GK didnt even move

61' GREAT CHANCE Emenike through on goal, GK comes out and is beaten but his defenders are there to clear

With Emenike in, Nigeria gave switched to a 442, with Joel on the left side of a diamond midfield

60 minutes played.

45' Good cross bt Echiejile is fumbled by the GK and just needed a rebound. None wasavailable. Cleared out acrobatically for a corner kick
And that was the final action of thehalf. After the corner kick of course

44' Ike Uche turns and shoots. The net shakes, but its only the sidenetting

39' MDG attacker skips 3 challenges, passes to a teammate who does 2 before they lose d ball to theNGA def. The home crowd getting excited