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Limerick: I dnt get it
best rhymer:
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And we are not to vote more than once?

You can't nominate more than once in each category.

fuckyouhard: so ibime and elymax had sympathy for me too?......................douche!! remember to resurrect ur dead friends in our rematch. and stop quotin me, faggggg!

You bet I will. I'm ready to even raise Lazarus again sef. I'd do what ever it ll takes to make sure you lose all your matches in this site henceforth.

Ibime and Max didn't want to have any of your tears that's why they voted for you. Ksslib whooped ya, take it like a man.

ELYMAXiimus: shot that septic you call a mouth!
Golf player! The only person you'd edge here is iamaroworworran! Wackos....

I don't know why Fuckprickhard thinks he can rap. I just tire for the boy. I just played politics with his match with Ksslib otherwise he got his @ss served on a plate - Ksslib should be making the final and not Fuckprickhard!

fuckyouhard: place ur money, dude! u win I delete my account..............smh

Shut up, he ll crucify you, who do you even think you are sef?

Mtchewww, you had luck in the tourney. Voters were voting for you out of sympathy - as far as I'm involved, Ksslib nailed you to a cross. After Kr0ne is done with you, ll pile up your misery!

Limerick: enough of these gay antics already.

Madman, go and remove that post from that thread before Amadioha impregnate you with 6 albino midgets. You wan try me? Don't let call fuckprickhard for you o.

fuckyouhard: well, this is the last time i'll quote u unless u accept my rematch call out correct the spellin of my name.................else, i won't check in and i won't drop a won't drop a single shiit in that thread. byeeeeeeeeeee bastard!

So e pain you? You dey call others names but you no want make others call you.


You serious o!!

Chai!!

Ok sorry na, no vex. Na joke, so person no fit follow you joke again? I don edit am bro. No vex o! Just having fuuuuuuuun!!!!

fuckyouhard: that son of a bastard is knowingly mis-spellin my name. i had him in mind for this tourney but the fool chickened out in the early stages. this time his god will deny him

sleakim, accept my call out!

So you can start crying when votes go against you again. Please I've had enough of your tears bro.

But Fuckprickhard if you wanna get buried alive again, after Kr0ne is through with ffucking you hard Ill ffuck you again.

fuckyouhard: mikuz aka kim kardashian.............don't make me put a curse in ur miserable life. i can make u useless to ur family....don't even dare me!!! i can! if u don't spell my name well i'll abandon ur useless tourney and my curses will continue..........ugly bastard! just dare me!

Fuckyouhard a.k.a Fuckprickhard

KR0NE VS FUCKYOUHARD


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 27 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Open for nominations!

Closed : FuckPprickhard wins and qualifies for the final.

Closed : Kr0ne wins this and qualifies for the final.

Cranium: lol....MODO has bin a consistent rapper tho and m a very big fan of his. I argue all in his favour. Bt the truth be told, every rapper has some lame lines which makes u be lyk "oh! did he jst say dat??". Tryin to abase Mode9 aint necessary though the kinda punchlines the textcees in dis forum pen down is way better dan some of his bt he'z gat the spotlight so all encomiums go to him.

In the history of this forum, no one comes near Modo's level apart from ThePrekky, Dbr, Ibime and Streetwize!

coogar: you are a fool!
so cold flow brings air conditioning? they have sworn for you. even modo won't defend his stüpid line like you keep disgracing your formal education on this forum.

the air conditioning should be bringing the cold flow not the other way round - that's the point. it's a stüpid line - you lose automatically spitting something like that.

You are the biggest iidiot in NL.

Go and check up what 'air conditioning' means and stop disgracing your family you ffool.

So if 'air conditioning' is not a verb, it is an adjective then? You're a useless goat, as old as you are its still difficult for you to identify parts of speech and dig easy punchlines that even a 2 year old can quickly decipher - what a disgrace!

Sstupid illiterate punchline recycler/ biter!

coogar: you have wasted the funds your parents invested on you. "AC" is a verb? on which planet is air conditioner a verb? buhahahaha

this is exactly my problem with modestans - when they don't understand shyte, they go with that bar flew over your head. in my dreams, i would beat modo hands down in creating punchlines.

my cold flow bring ac to milan - and mikuz is here saying ac in that context was used as a verb. this can't be real - your stepmother musta placed this idiocy curse on you.

Modo was not referring to "Air conditioners" - he was talking about "air conditioning". Saying that 'My cold flows bring Ac to Milan" is grammatically incorrect if the Ac is playing the role of a verb. Just like saying ' My shows bring TV to PH' - this is not correct too because to 'TV' is a noun- you cannot say that, rather the correct statement should read 'My shows bring TVs to PH.' If Modo meant to use 'Ac' as a noun and not a verb, he coulda said 'My cold flows bring Acs to Milan'.

Modo was not referring to Air conditioner.

coogar: i like some of his songs too.
listen, i am not saying modenine is a terrible rapper. he's very good at what he does but some of the hype gets overboard when his followers go with the best lyricist line.

that's just overhyped. they should leave it at his level - he's very good but nowhere near the best lyricist in africa or what not. kim is a fool......his head is buried in his arsë.....he's a recto-cranially inverted peasant!

You're an oaf, Modenine is the best lyricist in Africa, the only one who comes close to him is Proverb - apart from him no other rapper can stand Modo!

coogar: i appreciate your honesty.
i doff my hat to honest people & my respect for you just doubled tonight.

it wasn't a freestyle....that line was on a track on his album. the track is called "it's a goal".

a better way to write it is ..... "my ac brings cold flow to milan" but then the punch wouldn't have carried any potency....good writers bin such and find something else to write about.

Lololololol, you're an illiterate. How's that better than what Modo spat? This is a proof that you're wack beyond imagination, punchline lifter.

Modo used 'Ac' as a verb and not as a noun you ffool. Modo's bars are too intelligent for you iidiot!

coogar: "my cold flow bring more ac to milan"

how do you defend such lines? there are better ways this coulda been worded - the concept of wordplaying ac & milan was good but the delivery is nonsense...

cold flow can't bring the ac....it's the ac that would actually bring the cold. these are the things village miscreants like kim hype as lyricism. the hip-hop audience in nigeria needs education or perhaps exposure!

This is insanity!

This lunatic keeps exposing his illiteracy to the public.

The incredulous degree of stupidity and inexposure you showcase on this thread is mind-boggling!

Are you really insane or you are pretending to be a mmoron? Of all the nnonsense you spit on this forum which of them can match that line? That is if the lines are actually yours!

Coogar you are a irrelevant iidiot who can't dig the simplest punchlines. Mr. Punchline Recycler, keep deceiving kids and don't stop disgracing yourself.

Your IQ is too low to dig outta this world punchlines, you are a horrible iimbecile who is good for nothing, all you know how to do is recycle and bite other people's lines you ffool.

And those who were part of the tourney should delete their votes please.

Geoxpress: Smh. This shiit is getting me vexed! Captain flash, u aren't tagged!!! Stop voting

Mikuz

Captainflash please stop voting, what's your problem?

Thanks : More votes please.

Open for votes :

ELYMAXiimus: i was'nt insulting wariblood. That was like a hype. But this one wey you don talk now, me no know o...

Lwkm

coogar: but vector is better than you!
even teddy murked you the last time you had a brawl with her. mikuz, there's a reason you were removed as a mod - because the supermods were embarrassed a mod got destroyed in a rap battle.

Take it like a man bro, you're very wack. Rather than stealing punches, work hard and put more effort on writing ya own bars, maybe you might be as good as Warriblood!

coogar: heir is a homonym of here!

your sapele accent is your problem. remember we had to take you to oral english basics to explain mustered rhymes with bastärd.

one thing you cannot fault in my lines is my command of english. i knew all the words in the dictionary by age 12 - so kim, shut up your mouth and take your losses like a man.

Now you're starting to sound like a motorpark tout. Did you drop out of school?

Mumu, show me a dictionary where heir is pronounced as here and I ll believe that you're not an illiterate.

And mustard doesn't rhyme with bbastard as a double rhyme you ffool. You better go check yourself.

coogar: my dumb rhymes still destroyed yours on a battle stage. more than 50 voters said i won. you didn't get a single vote despite the fact that you are a moderator.



hahahaha
mike ezeala - remember sleakid caught you trying to steal a woman. you were even ready to change your writing pattern because of a püssy. i am sure you were also ready to sell your last name, change religion, etc cos of khimwhyte......may amadioha impregnate you with 5 albino midgets.



who's talking about the digging of the bar - we are saying it's forced!!! the length at which he went to explain 198 subdued any ingenuity that bar would have made. who chooses 198 as his favourite number anyway - if not convicted felons/statutory räpists like yourself.

mikuz - you have traded your IQ for licking khimwhyte's used sanitary pads.

Same old trash. Tell me something new. Are you not the same iidiot your anambra chick dumped for a club cleaner?

Lol, even if we agree that the 198 punch was weak but your own version was way weaker, in otherwords, you're the weakest netcee in NL. You used 6 months to write for Sid that's why it is the only verse from you that's above average! Any verse you write in less than that period of time ll be seen as generic and wack. Cooger why is your life like this?

coogar: this is the proof that mikuz(achebe of rap) is a bi-polar troglodyte!



modenine(the game needs me)

you can't fight so you are banging on the wall/you are a wet firecracker, you ain't banging at all/your girlfriend is a cop so i am banging the law/

how do you guys rate this as lyricism?

Mumu, this is still better than when you played heir with here. Iidiot!!

coogar: this is the proof that mikuz(achebe of rap) is a bi-polar troglodyte!

Cooger what happened to your brain? You had an accident or what? You used to be more reasonble than this o, 'cause any one with a human brain knows that I'm on point.

coogar: i can see you are still hurting from the beating i gave you months ago. mikuz, you are behind in the art of lyricism. go home & retire.

why did you bite cex with calabar brothers & cross rivers? word for word, line for line, set up by set up. so what you do is go on facebook - steal people's babes & then still steal their rhymes?



at age 8, i wrote better than mode9. isn't this mode9 that said he's not a star but a jupiter? you are a fool! the biggest one ever produced on this forum. you have fallen off!



no need for feeling sorry that you made a mistake. your conception on it's own was a mistake. the femidom that was supposed to prevent your conception leaked like the titanic when it collided with that giant iceberg!

nothing you have written on this forum can measure up to my weakest bars. all you do is copy rhyme schemes & steal from cex on facebook. stealing must be your hobbies - anuofia, anini's nephew.

You're the biggest iidiot known to man.

Maga, what you said about that '198' bar from Mode has exposed you as dumb mmoron who can't dig intelligent lines.

Cooger come back to Lagos, you're dragging the name of this country and that of your family on the mud!

That bar was very easy to dig, even my kid sis would grab that punch within a second, but what happened? It flew over ya head - that's why I still marvel at how come people still respect a wack goblin like yourself. Someone once said that Nigerians are the most gullible people on earth, now I'm beginning to see reasons with him ffool.

ELYMAXiimus: lol. I'm begining to think vector is wariblood on nairaland! They both play words the same way! Who knows? I might be right. . .

Stop insulting Warriblood, give the nigga the respect he deserves. If not for anything Warriblood is hardworking. Go and read his diss to Seun and you ll realise that they aint on the same level. Vector is the laziest rapper in the history of African rap!

Warriblood is 100 times better than Vector sef. I prefer Warriblood's puns to those trash Vec spits in his track. If Vector was a netcee he coulda been booed and chased off NL.

The only person Vector is better than is Cooger!

coogar: you are a fool!
modenine is wack but at least he punches in his lines even though the punches are lighter than tonto dikeh's thighs.



kim - i got an email from someone saying you bit a certain facebook textcee called cex. guilty or not guilty?

You are wack. If you think I see you as a ddope rapper then you must be expecting snow to fall in Mombasa!

Mr. Punchline recycler aka country actor, the only verse that is above average that you've written in your life was against Sid, apart from that, everything else is bitten or recycled. You think I've forgetten the 'resist arrest' punch you bit from Rapgenesis? Hell NO!!

Wack goblin!

Limerick: Yeah true, some of dem are weak - wanted to say that yesterday before my battery drained out.

Cooger is a jobless fraudster, do not let him deceive you. The lightest punch in that post ll best all the nonsense Cooger ll write in his entire lifespan.

No one in Cooger's generation till the end of time ll ever come close to being half as ddope as Modenine.

Can you name one bar from the punchline recycler that can stand any of Modo's 'weak' punch? Hell NO!!