₦airaland Forum

smart024:
Hold-side...!
From what you just said, it seems you were in the middle of all this...
And you don't sound like a victim but rather one of the architects...

You type believe hook,line and sinker anything the police says honestly bro a ten year old boy fit sell you 1oo times for dis 9ja

smart024:
Comendation needs to be given to the police on this...

Keep the good work...

CommenWHAT? The crooks purposely allowed each family to donate and pay the kidnappers then swiftly track them down in order to get at least 10percent
The police knew what they were doing

The Traditional ruler is most stupid

JeffreyJamez:
Go back to yesteryears na .....Like I said,if e tire you deactivate your account,it's not hard......Spare all this stories of "yesteryears".

Na now u de talk sense no be the BUSH MAN talk u earlier said

JeffreyJamez:
Try and find out the difference between a forum and a blog before you show the world how ignorant you are.

Go and see Nairaland of yester years and now, it will improve your ignorance

SexyBabe001:
According to Credible information reaching us from very reliable sources Chuddy Ugorji, the Criminal initiator of the Nigerian faction of the mavrodi mondial moneybox ponzi scheme Aka MMM Nigeria and the so called MMM Number one Guider has Absconded Nigeria he has relocated to Philippine with his MMM Wife to enjoy their MMM loot.

In Other news Majority of MMM Participants are still yet to be paid back their money.

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2017/01/mmm-number-one-guider-chuddy-ugorji.html

Tatafoo number 1, the one and only NAIRALAND BIZY BODY number 1

rottennaija:
Time will tell. Meanwhile, let this picture give you more headache. Tell your fellow haters... People are merged and still people are redeeming their pledge.

What baffles me most with this USELESS BIZY BODIES is that Federal Government that has been scamming the Nigerian citizen since time memorial the idoitas bizy bodies can't say a word
Now fellow citizens are using their own HARD earn money the way they want and this worthless bizy bodies scumbags won't allow them be
GOD punish all MMM haters, shey na una money or na Federal Government money

soldierdollar:
Then get epp and stop complaining

You really need HELP before its get outta hand

maasoap:
Just imagine MMM still playing for another one year, the kinds of havoc it could have wrecked on the economy and the people would be simply catastrophic. It will range from micro and small businesses closing up on large scale, to serious widespread depression, suicides, high blood pressure, hypertension, marriage breakups, large scale dropouts at higher institutions and parents withdrawing their kids to less standard schools, to rise in general poverty level coupled with the current economic recession.
This is because the longer MMM stay around, the more more people get involved, and the more people become greed and put huge amounts of money into it individually.
Thanks to the operator for applying the break on time, the Association of Concerned Good Citizens of Nigeria is grateful.
Imagine if all these people with N500k and above in MMM had decided to partnership with the people who business ideas (but lack start up capital) to start micro, small and medium scale enterprises!
I hope the lesson was learnt until another ten years to come.

MMM has given to new mode of empowerment, ideas and innovations I like the facts that others are spring up

What I like most about Christianity is there non envious and premeditated mindset yet they still continue to prosper in all things
Nigerians TRUE Christians will continue to progress no matter the challenges

olayinka807:
Donald Trump and his wife Melania Trump on Thursday night attended a black tie pre-inauguration dinner. The soon to be First Lady of the United States of America looked stunning in a glittering, gold gown that molded her banging body.

At the dinner , Trump spoke excitedly about his inauguration which will take place today. Between thank yous to his most trusted staff and some cheap shots at Hillary Clinton, he spoke ahead to Friday's swearing in ceremony, joking that if it rains as predicted, at least people will know that his hair is real.
'It may rain, it may not rain. I don't care. It doesn't matter. If it really pours that's OK because people will realize it's my real hair. It might be a mess but they're gonna see it's my real hair,' he said.

Other people at the dinner apart from his family members were Caitlyn Jenner and other republicans.

Source - http://www.gisthit.com/2017/01/melania-trumps-stunning-dress-to-trump.html

And so

PROSPERITY HAPPINESS everything good continue to be your portion now and 4ver GOD bless the both of you immensely

Just imagine, Parents coming together to pool money in order to pay kidnappers, we are totally DOOM!

progress69:
There have been so much fuss about the MMM saga in Nigeria, with the media playing a major role.

But the actual fact is that the main MMM killer is the surge of numerous Ponzi schemes with more promising reward with lesser risk.

On my last count, i was able to identify over 10 schemes with mouth watering rewards with lesser capital.
I will not be going into details about them.

As it is well known that MMM promises just 30%, where as there are so many schemes that promises as much as 200% in less than 30days which are actually working for now.

Many if these schemes require lesser capital, with greater reward.

For instance, you have to PH as high as 1million Naira to make a minimum profit of N300,000 in 30days, but there are schemes circulating where u can make the same N300,000 with just N50,0000 in less than 30days.

This has made MMM a liability with a higher risk and less profitability, making people shift to spreading money in numerous schemes with the idea that everyone can not fail at the same time. If one fails, others are back ups.

The fact is many MMM participants are already involved in some of these schemes, and silently praying to collect back their money and quitc to a less riskier scheme in terms of capital. MMM as already proven that it is also vulnerable, so are the other schemes. The difference is one is less riskier in terms of capital than the other.

WHO THE HELL WILL PUT HUGE CAPITAL FOR LESSER PROFIT IN A SCHEME THAT HAS FAILED THEM ONCE?


Note that many of these schemes also giver referral bonuses.

I forsee a total restart of MMM Nigeria just like it was done in Zimbabwe and South Africa. But remember, old mavros were not recovered. Don't let any guider deceive you. They have made their money from you.



PS: IT IS NOT MY MONEY

EVERY PONZI SCHEME IS BOUND TO CRASH!

The rate at which BIZY BODY sponsored agent like you are going definitely HEART ATTACK will soon KISS you good

Jaideyone:
it's irritating when some mmm promoters come here to tell us to mind our business and insult us just because we dared to air our views against the ponzi scheme. some of them have gone as far as laying curses on us for pointing out loopholes in system.

front page or not this post is aimed at educating them on why we (myself, like minded people and the government) will continue to warn people against putting their money in such schemes.

if my neighbour comes to preach to me, giving me reasons why I should start going to church with him and how I will benefit immensely from what his church has to offer then he has automatically given me the right of disagreement. I know his pastor flogs the worshippers during deliverance sessions, tells them to go outside and eat grass and swallow snakes in the name of Jesus. from that moment onward I have the right to challenge his points and dissuade my siblings and loved ones from following him to church lest they get brainwashed and hurt in the process.
what I'm saying in essence is that we stand against MMM because we have loved ones who are into it or planning to join.
I have a close friend who currently has 100k in the system and all I want is for him to get his money out before it crashes. I love him and I don't want him to lose his money.
I have a girlfriend who has been talking about joining since October. do I hate her? No!!! do I give money? yes!!! infact I'll be paying half of her rent by February ending while she'll pay the remaining half. I love her and I don't want her to lose her hard earned money. if she does I'll have to pick up the bill. my only prayer is she won't put her money into it without telling me.
so you've accused us of praying for MMM to crash? yes
why? cos we have loved ones who might join if MMM stays a day longer. the earlier it crashes the better. the more it grows the higher the number of Nigerians at risk of losing their money when it crashes.
so as those who are in the light, it's our responsibility to reach out to family members and friends who are in the system and persuade then to get out. we are not preaching against MMM because we hate them, we are doing so because we've identified the dangers associated with putting money in a scheme with no solid investment structure.

we will continue to dissuade people from joining. it's my responsibility and I won't shy away from it. call it hate, jealousy, whatever you like.

thanks for reading.
Let the bashing begin

Another useless ADVICE

If it is the Oku-Iboku and Ikot offiong communal crises rearing its ugly head again, then the idiots beating the war drums should know violence don't solve anything

[quote author=raindrop99 post=52834973]Should a Bsc holder accept a job of 40k.
Though he is single and living alone. Will 40k be enough for a graduate[/quot

MUMU question

PinkStarsFallIn:
Have you ever had to exchange words with a die hard MMM member?
Those ones u look at while they are talking so pationately and you wondering
If they have brains at all or they are high on oxytocin

I am not at war with MMMites, I am a Nigerian and I know how hard and difficult it is to live in a country
Where 1 dollar is 495naira, or where kerosine goes for as high as 500naira
Or where petrol sells as high as 145naira and even on d vedge of more increase.
Our politicians and leaders are thieves and our financial institutions are not helping us either
But in d face of all this, do we really need to start feeding on each other's flesh to survive?

MMM kills but yet, it is not illegal to engage in it, if you wish to engage in it fine, but please stop insulting our inteligence and cajoling other less Witty members of the populace with the following ideologies

1. MMM OPERATES ON CROWDFUNDING like seriously? Do you even know what crowd funding is? Do you know crowd funding conflicts with the main ideology of MMM which is "peer to peer system"
What is crowdfunding?
Crowdfunding is by definition, “the practice of funding a project or
venture by raising many small amounts of money from a large number of people,
typically via the Internet.”

Yes, MMM involves members who are friends,customers,colleagues,neighbours,that we know, but are we realy pooling resources together? Are we aiming for a particular sum in capital to engage on a project for on MMM?
*Crowd funding must involve a central account(s) on which everyone who wants to pool funds must pay into those designated account. Does MMM have a central account? I thought you say it is peer to peer, so where do you "pool" your funds?
*Crowd funding must have a perceived sum in view in which members can know how much has been pooled together at any time
Does MMM has this feature? Can we know how much has been invested in d system?
Crowd funding is an example of when we contributed for OJBs surgery not each n everyone paying to individual accounts n calling it crowdfunding.

2. MMM is like your local esusu or credit n thrift society: I laugh really, I heard this from a graduate n I was amazed.
Do you know how a reasonable credit society works?
A member contributes 1k for 5monts =5k
He asks for help. He can be allowed 100% of what he had put into the society. I.e 10k
This is where mmmites definition stops. They wunt tell you that you are to payback the whole 10k
You collected + interest even tho small like a meager 6% ontop. So, you must payback 10,600 naira back into the society.
Is this how MMM operates? No, you put 5k in MMM u get 6500 + 20$ and you are not under obligation to pay back.
Even when u desire to plough back u can decide to put in 1k, so inverably u card away with d rest, but mind u, u still have
300 naira to enjoy from that your 1k at the end of d month. So, please where is the balance in d system?
MMM operates on the basis of free money while credit society operates on the basis of complete restitution with additional interest
Payback for its members. So, please it does not work like a cooperative society.
Even in the normal ajo u do in ur office. The fact that u collect 1st 50k from a 5 man ajor means u will pay back 10k in 5months.
That is a balanced system of needs.

3. Provide help and Get help : this is what some use to deceive you that u are a philanthropist in the system.
That your name is in the hall of fame as a benevolent member of the society.
You provide help of 100k and you in turn Get help of 130k. This is what the Pharisees n saducess will have engaged in in Jesus time
Sheer hypocrisy. You are only robbing someone in a digital sense cos your 30k is not justified on any ground.
This is why this scheme is plain immoral even though not illegal.

4. MMM has made people millionaires, it saves lives(financial independence) : guys no one is disputing you can make millions on MMM
Someone said if not for MMM he/she would not have gotten his present job. He had excess money from someone that has
Just paid him and as such could travel to a distant place to take an interview.
MMM helped him do a world class wedding, buy his first car, complete his new house, revive his business.
Yes, it does this. But for each n every of those success stories, lies hundreds of people with woes tale.
How different are you from that person that went to do juju so other people's success will come to him?
You have only gained n enriched yourself with other people pain n poverty. You my friend are killing people's destiny.

5.MMM is a business/investment after all you have seen from 1-4 I need not beat too much about this, it is neither both.
You just climbing other people's head to make it, my brother, it's a desperation for money that is driving you into this
The same desperation that makes people do money rituals and sell human parts for money.
Yours however is a digital and online ritual, that is how bad it is if u let your mind free n see MMM and others for what they are.

Gone are the days people post life changing information on investment and business section.
Alot have learnt skills and trade on NL here, I personally learnt importation and graphic designing here.
I learnt hardcore excel here, I got ideas from smart people here, but it's all on a decline because of MMM
All u see is, invest 1000 and get 100,000 in 24hrs, please all this must stop, if MMM dies, dey all die too
And intuitive people can come back online to share ideas. Let's use wisdom to help ourselves out not feeding on each other through useless referral bonuses. It's killing our creativity.
Thank you

Cc seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 too much education can never be enough it's lack of education that can kill

SHUT ur DIRTY MOUTH, shey na ur moni

CONFESSION
Smart 'Mourinho' Usanga
MMM!!
MMM!!
MMM!! am so ready now to join.. Sorry for rejecting
and cursing u people all this while...
Imagine someone receiving and alert of N210,000 from
the help he provided with jus N120,000 in November
last year, just before their sudden break...
God will not forgive all those people that keep warning
me not to provide help when i wanted to... Imagine
what would have been my gain now from N300,000 I wanted risking. ...
Am srzly heartbroken now.. Pls Enobong Bassey, Engr
Ini Imah Akopac Essien etc
Pls comman register me ooooo

Shameless lying scoundrel

Instead of channeling your time and energy into productive effort you are WASTING your future by writing gibberish.
MMM is the new government and I know it will continue to grow cause of this HOPELESS INSENSITIVE Federal Government

*CONFESSION*

Smart 'Mourinho' Usanga
MMM!!
MMM!!
MMM!! am so ready now to join.. Sorry for rejecting
and cursing u people all this while...
Imagine someone receiving and alert of N210,000 from
the help he provided with jus N120,000 in November
last year, just before their sudden break...
God will not forgive all those people that keep warning
me not to provide help when i wanted to... Imagine
what would have been my gain now from N300,000 I wanted risking. ...
Am srzly heartbroken now.. Pls Enobong Bassey, Engr Ini Imah Akopac Essien etc
Pls comman register me ooooo

Bad belle Federal Government and dem agents on nairaland can DIE over over again

PinkStarsFallIn:
Before You Go Ahead To Ph As You Overjoyed Of Mmm Return, Take Note!!!!!

It's no news that MMM Nigeria has resumed their 2nd coming.
They promised they would not go on December break but yet they did and all are glad least they are back to resume
The new year in grand style.
But before you start getting over excited about their return it's best you let no selfish person deceive you,
If you still wish to PH and continue, it's your choice but it's good you get an objective truth on what you are going into
Reading the following random points .


1. The new broadcast. MMM in its BC has expressed their appologys over the break and in an attempt to move forward
Has opened the mavro of its participants. From various participants however not everyone has been allowed to GH from all indications GH is been released in batches and as said on the BC those with bigger amounts which am presuming above 300k or 1M above will be unable to GH now no matter what for now.

2. The idea behind the new broadcast the idea behind 1 above for only those with small PH to be able to GH is definitely based on their current PH amount, no doubt GH still over weighs PH at the moment astronomically
For example current GH can be like 100M while present GH like 40million
Note that looking at how people massively PH to GH in December 10 people alone might be able to claim the total PH
Available at the moment, so, what good will it fdo the system if they allow less people to GH(with bigger GH value of even 5M) at the expense of hundreds of people who are to GH less than 200k sef. Remember it's those that put 20k in d system that will cry more cos some borrowed to put. And they form the greater % of participants.
So, MMM wants 100 footsoldiers to defend them taht dey have gotten their GH rather than just a few who might not hold water.


3/ The reality on ground you can be an optimist or a pessimist about MMM that's your business, but the realist are not a menace to the scheme rather they saying the truth.
Before you PH know this facts that MMM can never be balanced because of the following points

A. The gap in the system: there is a huge gap in the system, for over a year MMM has been operating and can boast of 3millon
Nigeria subscribers, let's say each participant have pulled 1niara into the system x by 3M people
That is, a total of 3M has been pledged, note that the system has paid 30% growth rate to each 1N and another 10%
To your referer. Making a total of 40%.
40% of 3M is 1.2M this 1.2M is the gap created in the system, excluding the amount guiders have also incurred
And the amount that has been paid as salaries to its call centers n agents
All this are from your PH value since MMM has no valid source of revenue.
D more this gap increases the more difficult it is for MMM to remain except their participants keep increasing at an alarming rate.

B. The bait, the bait in the system is on those who PH now. Wen you PH see yourself as resqueing someone from prison only to put
Yourself in prison for the sake of the person you don't know all in the name of helping a community.
Now wen no one comes to bail you you automatically be the prisoner for life.
Take note that all those pressuring you to PH, most of them are in prison(money stuck) they need you to put urself in their place
While they decide whether to continue or put in just a fragment back that may never see to your own release.
Looking at the gap I presented up, in 1 yr, almost 50% of 50 is lost in the system . it is not feasible on the long run.

C. People's mindset. Alot of you believe in d system precariously while some are wise. It's better to kill MMM now n count your loses till the gaop increase n cause financial apocalyspe in the country wen it runs into trillions.
Most people that GH will tell you they will PH but what good is it when you GH of 5M and you PH 50k or even 500k back?
The system MMM is doomed be it now or later.


Mods, let them know their fate n use their brain

Still 100% better than this Federal Government of LIES, DECIET and HYPOCRISY

ImperialYoruba:
Around 1930,this was the first appearance of anything called Ibo in Yorubaland. Prior, nobody in Yorubaland knew anything called Ibo. Yorubas that traveled or lived in North knew of people called yanminri, because many of you had migrated and lived there even before 1914 amalgamation. Ajayi Crowther lived amongst you while he was educating you about Jesus,that's about it!

So go into archives and begin to recount Ibo presence in Yorubaland and the truth will be there for you to see.

The first political gathering of Ibo was an organization called Ibo union. This union was not formed in Enugu or Abakaliki or Onitsha....it was formed in Lagos.

The first political party you all voted under was NCNC. This was a party formed in Lagos by Yorubas to oppose colonial rule. You flooded the party and took it over. We donated it to you but you ran it aground due to your lack of political savviness.

Even while we were focused on developing our region your Azikiwe ignored East and was competing with us to develop our land...but he lost the battle.

The bitterness of the loss led to him, as President, leading the referendum in Midwest and eventually carving out Midwest from Western region. That did not stop our growth.

Your coup plotters and their sponsors, Okpara, Azikiwe and Ironsi, sent your boys out to decimate the political and military elites of other tribes. You still could not stop us. We recovered and progressed.

Then your warlord completely abandoned facing his oppressors in North and headed West. You still failed.

During Jonathan tenure you totally turned the Ijaw man against Yoruba and made him believe you are the only people he needed to run Nigeria. You ruined his government for him. This did not stop Yoruba progress,in fact Yorubaland progressed and outperformed the Federal Government in public administration and socio economic development.

In all of this, since 1930, show me one positive accomplishment you have had as a region. None!

You think what I said in that statement you quoted is a joke?

Where do your leaders run to when they get money? Yorubaland. What do they do with the money? Invest it in building structure and trade.
Whats wrong with sinking that money into your land? They cannot because we have hooked them.

Your leaders are operating on remote control and Yorubas are the ones pushing the buttons. You think this is a joke?

Kindly tell me one political party structure the BIAFRANS made formidable?
NCNC was a union of parties hijacked by them ordinary APGA Ojukwu formed of what relevance is it?
Truth is, the earlier every other tribe understands the nature of the BIAFRANS the better. NEVER close your eyes when dealing with them, they are GREED personified

They had the highest number of senior military men, but the INSATIABLE GREED of a BIAFRA man knows no bound.

pafra:
i have followed with intrest the emergence of crypto curency thinking it could be an alternative source of residual income. the more i try to make up my mind on bitcoin by creating a wallet the more i get confuse. which of these currency will be acceptable in the future with new currency springing up every day all having different exchange rate.

this currency can not and will never be the currency of the future stop wasting your valuable resources on worthless deals that will soon burst. it is scam from the Asian world that have not been accepted by any country of the world or listed as a stock

who determine the exchange rates of this currency? one thing i am very sure of is that it will be frustrated by the USA it can never see the light of the day.

As for mmm the issue is not coming back but how can the come back be sustain. we all agreed that there is no central account anywere the money comes from we the participants. there is ratio inbalance between GH and Ph, 75% of the participant in this schem have there money traped. with enough panic in the system who will be willing to bridge the GH gap, where is the money going to come from? it will be a miracle for mmm to boune back again. I belive in miracle

Honestly, I have never seen a post as USELESS as this

casttlebarbz:
... MMM

He-goat

texazzpete:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

What a silly fable. There's no Oil there. Seems like exploratory drilling was carried out there ages ago and the site was abandoned for lack of viable opportunities.
This local chief brought around some clowns with overralls that just looked at long abandoned surface equipment and decided that there was 'commercial oil'. And you supposedly educated people are swallowing this shite?




No, Mr Villager . His name wasn't 'Mr Tu Pusser'. He was the TOOL PUSHER!!

These people crack me up. THis is what a Tool Pusher does (basically a rig manager, or manager responsible for drilling ops)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tool_pusher

A tool pusher is certainly not the person to talk about size, extent and commercial viability of an oil find. And if there was any such deposit in place, it would have long since been exploited decades ago.

It grieves me that Nigerians are so gullible and foolish.

Come wetin be your own self! Where is BULK and SKELETON? As usual always planning evil, don't worry SUPER TED and SPOTY MAN seriously guiding BENUE state and waiting for your evil schemes

Just goes to show how bad the economy is

Believe this man you will believe any SHIT

izzou:
No where is safe but some places are safer

I stay in Badagry Now and I can confidently say it's far more secured than Festac. Festac used to be interesting in the 90's and early 2000. But now, it's not the same

My meat I guess is your poison

izzou:
I was born and brought up in Festac but this isn't the Festac I enjoyed back then.

News of crimes and evil are on the increase. Festac town isn't safe anymore. And one of the reasons is because of the night life that suddenly sprung up.

This kidnapping case is just one out of hundreds happening in Festac in a year. It's a pity the federal government care less

Same with me and I still live in FESTAC, no where is safe in Nigeria and I will confidently say that regadless of what happened this is a 24hr town and the security is better than most in Nigeria.
What just happened can happen anywhere and I am pretty sure some close family member are behind this

rusher14:
How did you reach this figure?

Have you done a cost analysis and if you did can you share on this forum?

I don't need cost analysis but talking with experience

My secondary school mate whose sister is married to a TIV lecturer, both residing in Benue state supply us rice at 8000-9000( with other food items like yam,potatoes etc) all the way down to Lagos.
The neighboring community of my village called Ididep as of November last year sold rice for 7000naira my old boy still buys from there. Local rice though tedious they may be in preparation but highly nutritious
She won't sell to you at that amount if you don't come through a known party using the DOLLAR factor as a cover up but we know that FOREX got nothing to do with what is grown here in Nigeria

rusher14:
Are you the pricing board to know how much a bag of rice must be sold for?

First season it is already cheaper than the imported version so why are you pained?

I get it, the Abokki you never wanted has encouraged self sustenance.

How come they arrive at 13000 selling price? Any landing price or dollar forex purchase? 7000 Naira should be the zenith price