₦airaland Forum

mcyemite:
So…you’re in love with an oldest child, huh?

Oldest children are the best kind of children. (But, of course, I’m biased because I’m an oldest child myself – of five!) If you have the good fortune of loving/dating/marrying/sexing one of us, congrats to you, good sir! You’re in for a fun ride. Just buckle your seat belt first and pay attention to these safety instructions first, will ya?

1. We’re bossy. Like this song, yo. But for real, most oldest children are used to ruling the roost and telling their pep squad of little bro and sis’s what to do and how to do it. This works until said little bro and sis get old enough and put you in your damn place. But still, the bossiness remains.

2. We’re a little entitled. Our parents gave us every opportunity in the world and fawned over us and took more baby photos of us and were more careful the first time around with us, so we’re used to being treated a little special. Life, and all it’s hardships, have a way of chipping away at this perceived “specialness” but still, we got more attention than the rest of our siblings and it’s something that sticks with us forever.

3. We get along great with youngest children. I have no scientific data to back this up, except to say that nearly all my ex-boyfriends (and my current beau) are youngest kids. Maybe they like the authority; who knows?

4. We seek validation. Our parents praised our every move and yes, I know, they really should’ve cut back on that a bit. But as a result of this, we like to be patted on the back and given gold stars when we’ve done something positive. Which leads me to…

5. …We’re over-achievers. We like to be praised, therefore we achieve. It’s almost an addiction. Apologies to younger siblings everywhere who have to live up to their oldest siblings.

6. We take initiative. It’s just what we do. If something needs to be accomplished at work, we will accomplish it – or delegate it to one of our younger siblings (er, employees) to do it for us.

7. We’re great organizers of large groups of people. We can do this with our eyes shut. We’ve been herding our family of sheep into minivans/airplanes/restaurants/etc for YEARS now; corralling people into a semblance of unity should basically be on our resume. In fact, I think it is.

8. We don’t like to share our stuff. Because seriously, our little sisters have been stealing our sweaters/eyeliner/CAR for like, 20 years now and we’re really f*cking over it. Don’t touch our stuff without permission!

Long story short, they all suffer 4rm OVER SABI

OP Long story short, MTN n every other LAWLESS South Africa firm that thinks they r above board should in fact be KICKED out of 9JA

londongal03:
Majority of Yellowba are very very wicked, personally i Hate dem wit all my Heart, i even Hate de good ones among dem. In all yellowbaland i like only 1 family.

Ur name, why not Aba Babe?Onitsha gal or even Owerri princess? What's special abt london? there is notin london abt U

Na only U know d kind of GUYs u de date, no need for GENERALISATION it depends. But e be like U like those ALABA/IDUMOTA guys

bushdoc9919:
Sad.....very sad.

Here is what to do if you are in that situation ........

Do not touch a person who is in a live circuit.

Disconnect the power supply as soon as possible.

Outside, you can use a wooden stick to push the accident victim off a wire only if you are sure it is a low voltage network. If you are not sure what type of network it is, call 112 and wait for help.

There is a danger of electric shock in a radius of eight metres from the place where a medium voltage network wire touches the ground; in damp conditions, for example if it is raining or if the grass is wet, the dangerous area is larger and can be up to 20 metres.

If there is an accident indoors you can use long dry wooden objects like a broomstick or a stool leg as insulators.

If people get hurt in an electrical accident, call the (local) emergency number immediately. When you have called for an ambulance and removed the person from the live circuit, give as much first aid as you can.

Source:

INFO like this is PRECIOUS, THUMBs UP Bro

Do U know d number of RANDY PASTORS that visits hotels every now n then

afoo02:
Empty treat from the opposition party.

No Sir,not opposition but WAILING WAILERS PARTY

jossyj:
At least that is the only area Nigeria excels
cheating and fraud everywhere in this yeye country
where almost everybody is a cheat

Bro we'v got lot of EXCELLENT MEN/WOMEN in 9JA the problem is the LEADERSHIP, sincerely speaking I don't CHEAT and will NEVER CHEAT, LEGIT is my BIZNESS

kayjasper:
Seems you guys are living in the past

Have you heard that in the past 2 world cups, Nigeria has fielded one of the youngest teams in the under-17 world cup competitions?

Have you guys heard about MRI scanning to determine the average age of players?

Age competition has evolved in Nigeria beyond the usual fielding of established Nigerian leaugue players who are almost 30 and still playing at age grade competitions.

If Nigeria don't perform well at the senior team, then its simply cos we don't have a consistent system to nuture the young talents into budding adults.

That's where the issue is....not because they are older than their current age.

So since 1985 that we won the MAIDEN tournament we have been inconsistent? The YEMI TELLA squad that also won, was MRI carried out on them? YES or NO

Spidermon:
We ought to be ashamed. We always excel in U-17 competitions because we take adults to compete against small children.
We face the same countries in the senior category where there is no age advantage and we all know how that ends.

Bro not just adults, GRAND PAPAS

9JA SCUMBAGS LEAGUE *S/E United 3 *S/W FC 1 *Middle Belt FC 1 *S/S ROVERS 1 *NORTH United 0

9JA SCUMBAG LEAGUE 2015 *S/E United 3 *S/W FC 1 * Middle Belt FC 1 *North United 0 *S/S Rovers 0

REJECTED?!?! NIGERIA MEDICAL ASSOCIATION are u guys Human? That HOSPITAL should be SEALED UP

9JA SCUMBAG LEAGUE 2015 *S/E United 2 *S/W FC 1 *Middle Belt FC 1 *S/S Rovers 0 *North United 0

chizpim:
. Mumu you don't even know your geography imo has access to the sea,

Which SEA? Plz enlighten me on this Ur GEOGRAPHY

SunnyBlaze1:
GEJ never campaigned in Deeper Life please

He sent a LETTER, but the elders of the church REFUSED him

NgeneUkwenu:
Head or Tail, Nyesom Wike is gone!



TonyeBarcanista, now the real work begins... especially now that you have ditched igbo people who had been supporting you in trying times in the hands of us the progressives

He was only following his MENTOR, Pa Judas EDWIN CLARKE

jerrywool:
Tinubu and his boys should thread with caution o!. Niger Delta people no dey smile o!

STORY STORY..story
ONCE UPON A TIME.. Time time

MadCow1:
Dear SEUN and Lalasticlala

Please correct the title to read: Governor Ikpeazu visits 'FORMER' Akwa Ibom state Governor 'Mr.' (not Governor) Udom.



Thanks..

Pikin Wey him PAPA/MAMA BORN wela wela

konjakonja:
Photo news: Abia gov. Ikpeazu visits Akwa-Ibom gov. Udom
Posted on Monday, 26 October 2015, 9:15 am by The City Reporters


The two governors pose for a pix after the visit

The Abia State Governor Dr. Okezie Victor Ikpeazu on Sunday, paid a courtesy visited to his Akwa-Ibom State counterpart Governor Emmanuel Udom.

The purpose of the visit was to solidify the political and economic relationship between the two States while pursuing a more robust regional socio-economic partnership for the old eastern region of Nigeria.
This is the time to look inward, as we initiate modalities to make proper use of the abundant potentials located within the old eastern States.
Great idea coming from our South East and South South PDP Governors.
Together we can…

http://thecityreporters.com/photo-news-abia-gov-ikpeazu-visits-akwa-ibom-gov-udom/

Don't get ur hope high, UDOM is just an ORDINARY CARETAKER GOVERNOR whose tenure gonna expire any moment 4rm NOW

JOBLESS LUNATICS craving 4relevance, PA Edwin Clerk wetin him talk about GEJ?

JOBLESS LUNATICS craving 4relevance, PA Edwin Clerk wetin him talk about GEJ

SirJeffry:
Curses by all these olosho girls in NAIJA never affect guys trust me.

They get money, clothes, shoes, handbags, recharge cards, drinks, lifts, nkwobi and pepper soup from dudes in exchange for s€x so why curse them after break ups.

Nonsense.

U sabi DIE na so one be de SWEAR CURSE my bro,Why? Becos say him catch her RED HANDED with one OLD MAN POLITICIAN. BABE CURSE no de work but PARENT own, don't go there

nickxtra:
You said South East? Then, they should stop crying of being schemed out in national things

GUY I tire O

And the WAILING n LAMENTATION just won't STOP

APC spreading like WILDFIRE into the SOUTH SOUTH/EAST

This news is STALE, he said "SOME" and which is true. "Ordinary matchsticks we import, we steal our money n go n INVEST in their country" this is what he said. PAINFUL but TRUTHFUL

Nigeria Communications Commission, has issued MTN Nigeria, with a $5billion FINE for failing to disconnect subscribers with unregistered sim cards bought before January 2012,

(Empty-Hen)MTN Nigeria will issue a statement on the fine later today

Plz waiting for POOR SERVICES FINE

9JA SCUMBAG LEAGUE S/E United 2 S/S Rovers 0 S/W FC 1 North United 0 Middle belt FC 0

This is how institutions mess up peoples life, honestly if I were you I will SUE them big time.

FreeGlobe:
Read below, the personal statement from Barrister Nyesom Wike following the judgement from Buhari's tribunal. Whoever is the tribunal judge that delivered that black market judgement should know that there is no peace for hawks and vultures of People's mandate. Rivers State is 100% a PDP State. There will not be any rerun elections! Fav this

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=729089640568563&substory_index=0&id=672482079562653

Na so dem bn de talk, NIGERIA is 100% PDP
PDP will rule Nigeria for 64 yrs
No re-run in Akwa Ibom
Wike is RIVERS n RIVERS is WIKE.
O WAILING WAILERS now d new slang na " vote 10 times PDP will win". ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS, APC ride on.

This is what I call REAL everything about her is DETAILED n well DOCUMENTED, not those GRAN PA U-17 wey dem LIE pass HELL FIRE.

NgeneUkwenu:
And I am telling you, Wike Stands no chance in the rerun...Down here, we don't do voting..i can't deceive you! Whoever at the centre that controls the instrument of power carries the day...not unless the centre is not interested just like the case of Anambra State, where jonathan believed APGA was the same with PDP..

To buttress my point further, ask abians what they saw in the hands of PDP in April even as more than 90% of them wanted Otti..

We don't play opposition politics here! Anybody at centre enjoys "our" support!

We don't play opposition politics here! Anybody at centre enjoys "our" support!
GOD BLESS UR MAMA