Women are more complex than complex maths..

Oyindidi:
Chai! Woman na now you know sey him be beast

How are u?


May I ask you a question?

JamaicanLove:





That's what I want, if you can't give it to me then forget it.

Baby, you can have whatever you like

I said you can have whatever you like

Late night sex, so wet and so tight

I gas up the jet for you tonight

And, baby, you can go wherever you like

I said you can go wherever you like

MhisTahrah:
What is this one saying Go and make peace with God by asking Him to forgive you not that nonsense up there.

I said I've forgiven you.. You know your sins..

You mentioned me in your dairy for no fvcken reason..

JamaicanLove:



SEYCHELLES

That's a sh!thole location..

JamaicanLove:



Seychelles I guess

Stop guessing.. Give me the exact location.

JamaicanLove:




Oh... I.never knew you were In love

Everybody is..

Op next time include grapic pics please..

I just lost appetite in what I was eating

JamaicanLove where do you want yours?

I'm ready if you ready.. Cause your chats always turned me on.. Your panties are mighty fitted

Chips101:
Please, can anyone tell us the safety rating of Innoson vehicles? Assessed by whom?

We seem to forget that all these Japanese/Korean/German/American cars we buy go through serious and rigorous safety assessments that ensure the safety of the buyers... and still many of them fail and face recalls all the time. Seatbelt, fuses, unintentional fires etc, etc.

Let us not do "YAY! Made in NIGERIA!" for it's sake. It must meet international quality and safety standards for a product to stand tall next to its international counterparts.

We all know anything from the SE is substandard but let's help their market.. Believe me Army will not use those trashes manufactured by Innoson

And someone says PMB is not working.. How many of these happened in GEJ time?









Sai Baba is a goal

jaxxy:




This 4 years of buhari seems like 8 years in our eyes. We need smtn new and different.

YES we do.. But for now, PMB is the best yet..

otherway:
Pastor Tunde Bakare sometime in 2002 prophesied that Nigeria messiah will come from Adamawa.In his words '‘Here comes Nigeria Messiah, the tender plant, the Man from Adamawa’.

After critical examination of the Nigerian situation and the seemingly never ending cries of marginalization, unemployment and low Foreign Direct Investments in Nigeria, he took the stage long before now to sound the drums of a way forward- he told all that cared to know that restructuring will be the beginning of our collective recovery, change and prosperity as a nation but only a messiah can see that, much less speak about it publicly for restructuring is not exactly a popular topic because it undermines selfish stakes but the tender plant has a ‘messiahship’ ambition.

Let me state that one doesn’t need rocket science to agree with Atiku’s restructuring call because restructuring will ensure states or regions as the case may be focused and channeled their resources into developing their own natural resources.

Can you stop for a moment and imagine what it would be like if we had 10 natural resources harnessed in commercial quantities with equivalent forex generation like crude oil does to Nigeria with comparative advantage in our favor?

If that were to happen, Nigeria would be way better for it but our over dependence in Oil will not allow our State Actors and Managers see the need. How saddening. I only thank God that some notable Nigerians are already queuing behind the tender plant from Adamawa to request for restructuring of our nation.

Having said these, you would see that Tunde Bakare may not have been wrong when he so prophesied. It is likely we have been looking for the Tender Plant in the wrong places when he has always been before our very eyes. But I think that it is important for us to go to ask Atiku Abubakar, (like John the Baptist did when his believe in the Messaiahship of Jesus waned for a little bit) ‘Are you the Messiah? Or should we expect another?

Could the Emergence of Atiku as PDP candidate bring the prophecy to pass?

Time will tell.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/12/nigerias-messiah-adamawa/amp/

That prophecy might manifest after 2023 now 2019..

Instead of Atiku to rule Nigeria in 2019, let military take over power..

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GistmeBlog:


1. Men shouldn't look at their phones more than the Lady while on a date
2. Don't Talk about your Bank account or how much your father has ; this puts ladies off (Bragging)
3. Smelling Bad ( Mouth or Body Odor is a No. No)
4. Don't ask " are you a virgin?"
5. Don't ask her how many guys she's been with ( Body Count) .
6. If she's going to pay for the movie or dinner let her know in advance ( no unexpected ATM failures, I forgot my wallet at home)
7. When your phone rings on a date and you're asked where you are? Don't give a degrading response e.g ( I dey with that big ass babe, I dey with tolu big Breasts, I dey with that weekend chops I teh u about"
8. Don't insist on a "come to my house first date" or come to my friends house first date
9. Don't leave your date to talk to another Lady for more that 2 minutes
10. Don't buy her too many gifts she may think you're trying to "buy" her .
11. If for any reason someone else needs to be in the car, don't put her in the back seat
12. Don't compare her to your Ex
13. Don't talk about her weight or hair in a negative way e.g ( some guys may say : you're about to burst out of that dress, your hair should be due by now ?)
14. After the first sex always call as a courtesy (whether the sex was good or bad)
15. Table manners ( don't make sounds with you're mouth while eating, don't talk while there's food in your mouth, don't use fork & knife for ice cream) .
16. Focus your eyes on her eyes not her breast or ass. ( don't look at any other lady asides her on a date)
17. Projecting yourself as someone you're not (Ladies can spot fake confidence, or a fake in general) Don't borrow your friends car and say it's yours, don't lie your friend's apartment is yours)
18.Don't be too touchy & feely on a first date
19. Don't be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress to impress your date
20. Don't ask her for money
21. Don't ask for pictures unless she offers

Credits: Joroolumofin
From the desk of Gistmeblog

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Deltayankeeboi:
"Commenting on the performance of
the present government led by
President Buhari, the vibrant new-
breed politician said: “It’s is a long
time I had been hearing about Buhari,
so when he came back in 2014 with the Change mantra, I thought he had
changed. That’s why, at a point, I
personally campaigned for him
because I believed it was time for
change. “Someone even asked me if
my late grandfather Chief Awolowo would’ve been happy to see me
campaign for Buhari. I told the person
that times had changed. But the past
three years have shown that the man
Buhari has not changed one bit; as
far as he is concerned, nothing has changed."

This is for the zombies that will deliberately skip this part. I highlighted it and made it bold so e go clear for una eyes well well.
Even the direct descendants of oduduwa are not in support of the dullard's government.

Sai baba is going home slowly.
Oduduwa has rejected him and that is all that matters.

#atikulation2019!

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Sai Baba till 2023

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9Ebiscoo:
One of the grandchildren of Chief Obafemi Awolowo has revealed what the late sage said about President Muhammadu Buhari years back before he died.

Speaking exclusively to News Express shortly after she stepped down for Gbenga Olawepo Hashiru during the presidential primary of the People’s Trust Party (now renamed Alliance for People’s Trust Party) held on Saturday in Lagos, Olufunke Awolowo said her grandfather during his lifetime used to say that people came into politics for various reasons and interests but might not have what it takes to be leaders.

Commenting on the performance of the present government led by President Buhari, the vibrant new-breed politician said: “It’s is a long time I had been hearing about Buhari, so when he came back in 2014 with the Change mantra, I thought he had changed. That’s why, at a point, I personally campaigned for him because I believed it was time for change. “Someone even asked me if my late grandfather Chief Awolowo would’ve been happy to see me campaign for Buhari. I told the person that times had changed. But the past three years have shown that the man (Buhari) has not changed one bit; as far as he is concerned, nothing has changed.”

Commenting further she said: “Buhari has failed, and that has taken my mind back to what Papa said about him a long time ago before he died. My grandfather said then that General Buhari did not have a full understanding of politics and governance. With what is happening in the country now, Papa was right.”

Reminded of the claims by the government of achievements made in various sectors of the economy, the pastor cum politician said it’s all propaganda. She said: “Even President Trump for a while was almost deceived. You could see how angry the American President was with his reaction after that. Nigeria needs someone who is sincere and who means well.”

On why she stepped down for another candidate at the national convention of her party before the actual commencement of the presidential primary election, she said: “I stepped down because, in the first place, there is always the first among equals. In my party APT, for example, we had more than ten aspirants each of whom could be the president. But sometimes you have to consider certain things, as in readiness, preparedness and all that. I came to realise that I hadn’t made the level of sacrifice that my colleague (Hashiru) had made, so I had to step down for him at the last minute. But I’m willing to work with him. That is what we expected aspirants in the other political parties to have down. It’s not a do-or-die affair. When you claim to work in the interest of the people, then you must consider the people first before self, you must be ready to step down if need be.”

On the forthcoming general elections, Olufunke who is the daughter of Chief Awolowo’s late son Segun, advised the Nigerian electorate on what political party and individual candidates they cast their votes for when the time comes. “Study their manifestos very closely as well as their total package, not just empty promises as we heard during the build-up to the 2015 general elections,” she admonished.

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/10/revealed-what-awolowo-said-about-buhari.html

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Well, whatever your grandfather told you about Buhari cannot changed the fact that Buhari will rule you till 2023..


Pele..

BluntBoy:
Jimmy boy is as fake as hell. Unfortunately, he is not the only one.

The Nigerian entertainment industry is filled with fake ass people. And can you blame them? Of course not. Entertainers are viewed as wealthy people. People even go as far as exaggerating their net worth. Because of this, these celebs are always left with no other choice but to live fake lives.

Many of them are struggling financially. They only depend on their fame to get things like housing, clothing on credit. Many of them claim to have houses when in reality, they are tenants. They claim to have bought cars worth 15 million naira but in reality, it is the car of one of their Yahoo+ pals.

... It’s everywhere not just Nigerian...


Go to Lagos and see Nollywood actors struggling to enter danfo with you..
Majority of them are broke ass mofo..

Warfibabe:
fake ass celebs! still waiting to see chioma drive her 45mil Porsche that Davido gifted her. this one dey claim ownership of anoda person company.
Iranu!

Like seriously? You’ll wait till eternity

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He didn't buy and never will..

Davido isn't rich like people portray him to be..

FlirtyKaren:
Nollywood actor, Jim Iyke according to NAN was set to launch his taxi company that will begin operations in the South-Eastern states of Anambra, Imo, Enugu, Abia, and Ebonyi respectively, has been disgraced by owner of the platform. 

Chief Operating Officer of the company, Mr Austin Nnaemeka who spoke at a press conference to herald the launch of the company in Awka, Anambra State on Friday night, said Jim Iyke was only contracted as a brand ambassador of the company but was relieved of his job after he started claiming ownership of the company.

 “Jim Iyke is my friend, and I brought him in as a brand ambassador of the company, just like Rachael Okoli and other celebrities here but he started asking questions that were out of his scope.

“He later started looking for a way to sway us into making him a shareholder, and then started parading himself as the owner of the company. He was warned once, and again, making it two times before we relieved him of his job.

“I am using the opportunity of this press conference to state emphatically that Mr Jim Iyke is not the owner of Mr Taxi and has no contribution in the company. That is what I want to tell you today" he said. 

https://lailasnews.com/jim-iyke-disgraced-by-owner-of-taxi-company-he-claims-to-be-ceo-of/

Every celeb lives a fake life..

Where is Davido's Air_OBO?

Where is Soulja boy Tell "em's G5 air plane?


Where is Bow wow's Air plane?



Fake life mothafuckers..

I pity their fans who are bin pushed to the wall..

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Ezenwammadu:
Saraki will be returned as senate president in 2019

Dogara can be the hor president if he wishes to

Atiku is our new president whether the lifeless one likes it or not

#AtikulatingAtiku 2019 issa goal

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Sai Baba till 2023

This is not an achievement please..

Achievement is "getting your pvc and vote in PMB for president 2019".

Yes.. All men cheat.. Only 70% cheat on their women.. The rest cheat on something else..


Like me, I've cheated on death twice.. And that's the only thing I've cheated on

funmisticqueen:
nope, the guy didnt give her any loyalty. many guys dont know its meaning

I didn't read the op post tho.. Just saw the headline

Felixv:


No, going to America is not a requirement to being a Nigerian president. But won’t it be ironic that a man who bought houses in the USA finds it hard to visit that same country.

A man who has a wife based in America finds it hard to visit that country. Let’s not forget that he has children there.

He even named his university after America.

Atiku and his ilk will be confined to the dustbin.

word!

hotwax:


Maina corruption case coverup? Is that not a prove?

That still doesn't show that PMB looted.. Unless u don't know the meaning of loot..

MhisTahrah I've forgiven you

QuestionMark910:

Where did Aisha Buhari get 2.5 billion naira? Where did Yusuf Buhari's son get $50,000(N18,000,000.00, Eighteen Million Naira) to buy a motorcycle with?
Why did Buhari reappoint Maina who had been sacked for stealing

Prove how PMB is a looter.. Last time I checked, Yusuf and Aisha weren't PMB

FlirtyKaren:
Nigerian beauty queen, Dabota Lawson whose marriage to her billionaire husband, Sunny Aku ended few years ago, has stated that it is okay not to forgive a cheating partner.

According to Dabota Lawson in her Instagram post,  being cheated on is an awful feeling, but how you handle it can have a big part in your recovery process. Read her post below;

Being cheated on is an awful feeling, but how you handle it can have a big part in your recovery process. Whether you try to rebuild the relationship or you decide to end things.

Here are some ways you can deal with the SITUATION;
1 Decide if you want to re-establish trust.

You may also need to ask yourself these questions • Is your partner truly sorry? • Has this sort of behavior happened before, or has he or she promised to not do it, and it has continued or gotten worse? • Is your partner willing to take steps to mend the relationship such as counseling. • Do you truly feel you want to trust this person again? There is no right or wrong answer for this. This is entirely up to the person who has been cheated on.

It’s also important to Understand the nature of your partner’s cheating. People cheat for many different reasons and it is not always about sex. Sometimes people cheat because they are seeking an emotional connection

Request that your partner cut off all communication with the third party.
If your partner is unwilling to cut off contact with the third party, it may be a sign that they are unwilling to stop cheating. In this case, you may not be able to repair the relationship.

Forgive on your own terms. Your partner may be extremely apologetic and desperate for you to say that you forgive them, right then and there. But true forgiveness and healing will likely take time.

Lastly , It is OK to not forgive. Cheating is a deep wound, and sometimes is fatal to a relationship. How did you deal with a cheating partner ?

https://lailasnews.com/its-okay-not-to-forgive-a-cheating-partner-dabota-lawson/

Forgive but don't take him/her back..


Hoe gon be hoe

hotwax:
Are we not tired of this corruption talk. The buhari we know is a looter. He is just using Aba kyari and Maina as proxy thieves

Prove?

ceeceeco:
Some politicians say good things about Buhari because they know Buhari is in power and they have no choice than to support him in other to gain favour. we are not expecting you to speak against him because we know you are vying for house of rep. So we are not surprise if you are supporting Buhari. But we all know the truth. Hate it or love it, voting Buhari is the greatest mistake made by Nigerians.

Shut the fvck up if you don't have something reasonable to say..

olaboo123:
''Buhari is 100% better than Atiku, he is incorruptible while Atiku is clearly corrupt'' club owner, Shina Peller says


Club owner and politician, Shina Peller, took to his twitter handle to state the difference between the major contenders of the presidential seat in the 2019 election, President Buhari and Atiku Abubakar. See his tweets below.

via https://onecornergizt..com/2018/10/buhari-is-100-better-than-atiku-he-is.html

God bless you..




Sai Baba till 2023

Just impeach the criminal already..

This is a typical African lady's mentality..
Being leeches is what they are good at..