₦airaland Forum

PRE4:
Please what is half mast?
Me no go school

Half mast means they will pack all Nigerian flag to planet Mars till Friday. I don’t want to teach you this again

Before putting this kind headline consider those wey dey smoke

Guardroom fit be their next honeymoon spot

What if he no get 4mili
If na me I for tell the court make them borrow me

Shey dey no go shack am turn by turn?! Na dat one be my consign

perdollar:
bia jamesbrown kpacharanya

If I knack you one style you go change to pershilling

A SIMPle fish brain

This car go dey smell dick dick

Na to work for kaduna like this
Fri sat sun person go dey house they fjck

Normally that heart go dey smell

E dey happen

Owner of a house go need to permission from house boys (boi boi) before entering his own house?

Who will claim the ownership of that house when they breakup on June next year??

Connect her with me make I remarry her
Or you learn to suck kpekus E dey help
When she sees how clean you keep her kpekus she will learn to give your household clean

Will this stop their users from using editing cam

Mylordmygod1:
My new year is just hard from the very begining

You are a murderer �������

This one has aways chosen a dirty work from birth
Kpekus fit dey smell sef

MASTAkiLLAh:
Lol

Sounds scripted

Your head they there

Graphicer:
Still learning

I think you should better learn how to sleep either work no be for you

Jbiz2011:
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beep me when it goes back to 5k, na higher things I wan dey do this year

This girl ugly :- wellsha the money they there
That fresh dude she go marry just marry am for the money they use soft

Femmyfestus:
Someone that has conscience won't rob anyone.. the thief apology is invalid

you never jam hunger for we country

Explorers:
UPS package sorter at a warehouse, 22$ an hour plus time and a half pay for anything over 5 hour shift in a single day.

baba link me up na abeg

He took tramadol xx

Women are liability ( na wetin baba mean be that)

All these men don dey collect injury for naija league tey tey since dem dey small, still dey keep playing with it without seeing any doctor or baba lawo. Why reach Europe come dey do like say dem be aje?

PROUDIGBO:
Some bastards are still hoping to scare voters away with the ‘no election’ lie that IPOB has debunked, and sit-at-home that they have called off!

The fools trying to drive this false narrative are more than 90 in APC and most of them aren’t Igbo! They want to create a climate of fear which would lead to low voter turnout, hence giving them the opportunity to rig the elections through voter inducement and falsification of figures! They also don’t want a independent-minded and capable hand like Soludo winning as they reckon he wouldn’t be subservient to the ruling hegemony and be willing to acquiesce to their every whim and caprice like the Supreme Court governor is doing! They don’t want no capable hand developing Anambra to level that’s not in the post-war script that says: Alaigbo and Ndigbo should never be allowed to surpass them in politics or economic development!

when you are done speaking English you break it down for people like us

ezenwajosh:
But let's join hands and drag those that wants out back into Nigeria


Not because we love or will miss them but we want all of us to be in Nigeria together


Who knows they might leave Nigeria and their country will be successful and they will start laughing at us or we might go applying for visa and they will not agree....but if we stay together in this Nigeria who knows all of us will become Muslims if you refuse you die then those who agreed will take over your land, wife and children.....then the killing will stop after all of us has became muslims

Ganger man �

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

All this eroupe countries
Having been fucking Africans, ripping them from time immemorial (or would I say, since colonial times)
The pretended to have come with religion and development, little did we know that the came with all forms of vice and plan to milk us dry,

Nah why
I no they pity any of them, wey I catch
Carry come hangout
Nah billing till further notice I dey do,
While i smoke my mushin weed, searching for the sharpest available way to leave this fucking Africa

Lol man give me update na

The wikedes

cybersoldiers:
Kill them all the way Buhari and his terrorist regime are commuting genocide against Igbo's of Biafra in Nigeria.

Every human deserves to live and enjoy life

You don’t need to japa coz u don already make am. Me see road? Bye bye