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guys re going coocoo

migy we re in the same shoes

again?

HOW MANY TIMES DO I VE TO READ THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN
SOMETHING NEW PLS

talking about mental u should start by checking urself

@ ituen
answer the qtn HAVE HE REWARDED YOU? HAVE HE?

u guys re still not tired of this?

@ ituen
wetin u find come?


but dont worry u re not missing anything at all, most of them here i trying to prepare for jamb they chose the lang as one of the subjects

okay,

hmmmm i guess so who no like beta thing, but i gulp my milk oooo

well i dont understand this i used to ve a bible in my house but i want to laugh to it
hehehehehehehehehheehhe
because i belive i it s funny in Jesus name Amen

i feel sorry posting bad wives jokes i need to stop maybe after this one


A HUSBANDS MOMENT OF REALIZATION





A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side, You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

yeah yeah

Three Pastors - an Indian, an American and a Nigerian





Three Pastors an Indian, an American and a Nigerian, were engaged in
a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they
recieved after each sunday service.

I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air",
said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine"

The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The
notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine"

"Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the one's He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare!"

NO WAY I WANT TO JUMP OUT OF MY SKIN

@ tope
speaking from experience right or just playing safe

u never know people for nairaland if they cant beat them they dont join, they rather criticise

whats going on someone should hint me

this i dont see sucessful cos i dont know the person above me so how am i surppose to say something anout some one i dont know,
@ poster maybe u should say we should express ourselves about anybody in nairaland wat u think?

i think Thefanny is a jack ass and the biggest fool on nairaland

enny no be fight oooo
but wait ooooo what happen to the picture u aint proud of it anymore

Ituen my goodness this is soooo cooool

yeah i did
tx

thats disgusting i would ve serched for yam

nooooo make dem pursue am go computer village

naija dem dey price loaf of bread?

me i dont know how to yab
*thinks deep but nothing still*

def i envy the pig too

my goodness i read it out to my brothers they all laughed the heads off
i laughed till my eyes leaked
i love it

@ ituen
u see ya sef now clem no dey here sef u de attack am 

@ rubie
i like people like u when a joke is not funny u don't pretend
@ ituen i think u re the one scoping enny and not freezy confess oooo

@ tope
lol nice one

bobo cool down ooo wat is wrong with the babe re u trying to say she is not w, haba,
pls i no dey for heart breaks oooo

cool men nice one, u know what sometimes i feel like it but i wont dare say it out let alone post it for the whole world to see